• Cape Cod Today Publishes Tall Tale From Harwich White Guilt Golden Girl About Racist Trump Man On Beach Harassing Black And Brown People



    Cape Cod Today Publishes Tall Tale From Harwich White Guilt Golden Girl About Racist Trump Man On Beach Harassing Black And Brown People

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    Editor’s Note: Capecodtoday.com’s Facebook page blocked us within minutes of us posting this blog underneath their post. Feel free to spam the shit out of their page with it, directly underneath this woman’s letter to the editor. Here is their Facebook page

    We haven’t written about the Cape Cod town of Harwich since this lady read an entire Turtleboy article out loud at a Board of Selectman meeting:

    But that’s about to change now that a lot of people down the Cape are talking about this letter to the editor from some white lady entitled, “Hate comes to Harwich”:

    It’s taken me a week to write this letter because I wanted to be very clear about the facts.  My husband and I live year round in Harwich, and delight in having our children and grandchildren come to visit, as so many of us do.  I want to tell you about an ugly incident that happened to us at the lakeside beach on Cahoon Road off Route 137 on June 26th. 

    So it took her over a week to write this letter, and several days before it was published. Here’s what the weather was like in Harwich on June 26th:

    Yea, doesn’t exactly sound like beach weather. Keep going. 

    To set the scene let me introduce the cast of characters.  There are myself and my husband, typical grey-haired retirees; my son, daughter-in-law, and toddler daughter (all white); my daughter, her Guyanese American husband, (brown), and their two teenage daughters, (tan, and light brown respectively).  We set our chairs up in the shade about 50 feet from the lakeshore, and my husband, myself, the baby and her parents, went down to the water.  My daughter and family were chatting quietly in the shade.  Also on the beach near us, a Latina woman and her two small boys, not related, but also brown. 

    Stop right there. I already know what’s gonna happen. The second a white person announces that they have an in-law who isn’t a white, and are associating with people who are “brown,” you just know a hate crime is about to go down. It’s white SJW 101. 

    An elderly lady and her husband, who wore a red Trump hat, sat about 25 feet behind us. 

    Here we go……

    This elderly lady came up to my 16 year old granddaughter and said she was angry that she sat in front of her, albeit 25 feet away.  My son-in-law politely apologized and offered to have his daughter move.  The woman did not think this was acceptable.  This woman said, and I quote my daughter, “I don’t know how they do things where you come from, but we don’t do that here”. 

    A Trump voter telling the black and brown people to go back to where they came from? What a twist!!

    My son-in-law again offered to have his daughter move, but the woman just repeated her comment.  My daughter asked her what she meant by this, and told her if she didn’t want the girl to move than to leave them alone, and to stop making racist remarks.  We had come up from the water by now to find our daughter in tears but reluctant to tell us the reason.

    Imaginary white woman tears. So delicious. 

    A few days later my daughter wrote about the incident on Facebook.  I shared it with my Facebook friends.  I immediately had offers of a posse to go down to the beach and tell these folks a thing or two.  And the point is, these loyal supporters include two Episcopal priests, a Catholic priest, and people of Protestant, Jewish, Catholic, and Buddhist persuasions.

    So this lady posts about an unconfirmed anecdote involving an imaginary racist Trump supporter at the beach, and immediately she has a “posse” of multi-cultural priests, Buddhist monks, and rabbis ready to go down to the beach with torches and pitchforks. Don’t fuck with this chick unless you want the clergy mafia to break your kneecaps. 

    This is what I know about Harwich.  This welcoming, diverse town is where I live.  Now I don’t know if these Trump hat wearing people lived here, were summer visitors, rented, or what.  But I do know what proud, patriotic, generous and compassionate people my daughter and her family are.  They are known among their friends and ours for charities they support, the people they help, the kindness they show.

    Oh yes, when I think of Harwich the first thing that comes to mind is, “diversity”:

    Definitely. 

    Now we all know how Cape businesses depend on this image of small-town, old-fashioned, American fun during the summer.  This is a place where people bring their kids to make family memories, as my husband and I did years ago.  This is a place where restaurants, ice cream parlors, hometown baseball games, beaches and boat rides thrive because people, all kinds of people, feel welcome and at home here.  But the newspapers back in May were full of stories about how these businesses were impacted by the loss of seasonal workers, some who had been coming for years, who all of a sudden couldn’t get visas.  There are dozens of summer jobs going unfulfilled and this translates to the bottom line of someone who lives and works here.   

    Stupid immigration ban!!! Oh wait, that never actually came to fruition because a series of judges said it was unconstitutional. So yea, this never actually happened. 

    But let’s suppose she is right. Let’s imagine that Cape Cod businesses can’t find enough help this summer because ICE is scaring away illegal immigrants from working. What kind of business model depends on illegal immigration in order to operate? A shitty one if you ask me. 

    The cover of this week’s New Yorker magazine depicts a young black woman in a blue bathing suit covered in white stars holding a red and white striped beach ball.  Now which image do you want for Harwich?  This one?  Or a guy in a Trump hat ready to decide who gets to be on the beach and who doesn’t?  Let’s keep hatred out of Harwich and off the Cape.

    Sincerely,

    Marilyn Schlansky

    This is Marilyn Schlansky:

     

    If you looked up social justice warrior in the dictionary, you’d see her face. She is just the latest in a long line of white people who has wanted to play the race card for years, but has been unable to due to the color of her skin. So she waited until her daughter married a black guy, bided her time until they actually visited her in Harwich, concocted the most stereotypical tall tale she could about racist Trump supporters, and found a way to victimize herself and her family.

    Anyway, I’m sure the story happened exactly as she said it did. After all, Marilyn Schlansky even said in the comments that she’s not some biased liberal:

    Does this look like a woman who is “not necessarily a Trump hating liberal” who desperately wanted to see a 60’s feminist woman elected President before she died?

    Everyone knows that unbiased non-liberal women like Michael Moore and multiple Hillary Clinton pages on Facebook:

    And lots of unbiased non-liberal women also join groups like “The Political resistance against Donald Trump” and “Cape Cod Against Trump”:

    Yup, her credibility checks out!!

    Funny that she’s so offended by racial stereotypes though. Especially since she finds humor in calling Provincetown “Gaycationland,” Harwich “White Florida,” and New Bedford and Fall River as “West Portugal.”

    BIGOT!!!

    Oh right. Racial stereotypes are only funny when someone who isn’t wearing a MAGA hat repeats them.

    And just like most unconfirmed anecdotes involving imaginary racist people with MAGA hats, white folk down the cape are eating it up like hot cakes:

    Here’s my question – is there anything Capecodtoday.com won’t publish? Can I send them a story about Elizabeth Warren molesting me behind a dumpster and have them hide behind the “it’s just a letter to the editor” alibi?

    Probably not. But they printed this one because it fits their MSM agenda. At the end of the day this is just an old, white liberal woman with too much time on her hands, who can’t get over the fact that Hillary will never, ever be President. Ever.

     

     

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    1. Maggie the Cat


      This is yet another reason to avoid going to Cape Cod (and spending money there). The first reason, of course, is that it’s no longer safe to swim there because of the sharks. The sharks are there because of the seals, and the seals are there, in turn, because of liberals’ emotional need to protect marine mammals. Liberals are the cause of all the problems. Maybe we should feed the liberals to the sharks! Unless there’s some law protecting the sharks from “liberal meat”, of course.

    2. Spend It All


      That’s a pretty mustache she has.

    3. Uhhh


      This woman is a hot mess. Did she not get the memo about Hillary Clinton hiding pedophiles while sec of state? Don’t get me started on Michael Moore the beached whale. These people are embarrassing to white people

    4. Wendy Whoppers


      We only have this old hogs version of what happened 2 sides to every story. The man in the Trump hat never “decided who could be on the beach” but Marilyn Slutsky in her letter asks readers to decide who should be in Harwich based on race and political affiliation.

      Her drama queen daughter couldn’t wait to put some BS drama on her fb page, must be all true, of course no witnesses as they were all in the water. There wasn’t a racist word spoken, she had to make that part up. Sounds like the Slutsky’s were rude and inconsiderate and somebody had the nerve to call them on it, so now they play the race card.

      Todd Kennells wishes he was in prison…. WTF? he’s wearing a pink-hat guessing that might explain why he desires to be in prison.

      To pay it forward she should get on her knees and pray for forgiveness from Donald Trump.

    5. Troubled Nostrils


      It’s all so predictable how “progressive” unfuckable females can become as they age. They join the ranks of SJWs in order to belong to something (since no real man wants to fuck’em) and turn their wrath towards the white males who won’t fuck’em.

      And I’m not so sure that “she” used to be a “he.” I mean… Damn! Great googly-moogly! Yikes!

    6. JohnnyG


      I love seeing this type of person exposed for the race-baiter she is. Of course the ‘racist’ was wearing a Trump hat! LMAO. I posted your link on the article at CapeCodToday.

    7. Smell my beard


      For me, choosing a candidate to vote for has become quite simple. There is no need to delve into the issues. All I do is find out who the SJW’s support and vote for the opposite.

      1. Barnaby


        so you want social injustice, white boy?

    8. Berkshire TurtleRider


      Nobody had a cell phone to record the incident?

      1. Barnaby


        This is your formula? Call somebody whose grandchild had racist things to her is a liar because you weren’t there? Dedicating a whole section COMPLAINING (childishly) about people who may have legitimate gripes seems a bit hypocritical, don’t you think?

    9. Independent Thinker


      Is that a man or a woman?

    10. Fuck Marilyn Schlansky


      Fuck Cape Cod Today. I messaged them to tell them what pussies they are for blocking people like me and anyone else that disagrees with their leftist agenda and the person who replied said they were the editor and they were right wing. Isn’t it hypocritical that a news publication is silencing someone? I mean, they rely on the 1st amendment and the freedom to say whatever they want but they’re the first to shut someone down for voicing an opposing opinion. Fucking pieces of shit

    11. Hughbo Mont


      That’s a man, baby!

    12. suckittrebek


      The cape is a shithole, it was great as a kid but Ill boycott it for life. I hope the ocean rises and they all drown.

      1. Marilyn Schlitzski


        Salisbury and Hampton beaches were once decent areas, now all low rent cottages filled with dopers and douchebags the Cape is going the same way, when society is 50% bums no place is safe.

    13. johnnyb


      That face. Always…That face.

    14. Sam Davis


      I’d like to make a few points.

      Cape Cod Today is owned and operated by a well known SJW named Brooks. He often blocks people from posting at the CCT site if he feels that their posts are not appropriate (liberal enough and in agreement with his twisted opinions). He has blocked me many times….each time he blocks me I create a new identity to fuck with him.

      Marilyn Schlansky is a well known moonbat in the Lower Cape area. She has written rancid left wing op-eds in other Cape publications as well. To be honest anyone familiar with this woman immediately wrote off the entire story as pure fiction. It is safe to assume that the entire story is a figment of her disturbed imagination.

      Most of us on the Cape are not like this woman. I believe that Marilyn Schlansky is a washashore who brought her twisted values from somewhere else. Believe me, most Cape natives wish people like this would move away…..to anywhere but here.

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