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Cellulite Sucubus And Petey Pubelo Pretend To Be Pregnant, Lure Pregnant Woman From Mommy Facebook Group With Free Clothing, Kill Her, Pretend Baby Is Their’s, Start GoFundMe

 

Pregnant 19 year old Marlen Ochoa-Lopez went missing in Chicago on April 23.

The due date was May 9, and as that day passed the family assumed that both she and the baby were dead.

Then on May 15 it was reported that her baby was alive at the hospital, but she was found strangled to death in a dumpster on the South Side. The baby was at the hospital because the woman who claimed to be the baby’s mother took him there after he stopped breathing. That woman’s name is Clarisa Figueroa, and  she most likely plotted to kill Marlen in order to steal her unborn baby from her womb, in the most diabolical way possible.

For months she’s been posting about having a baby, despite being 46 years old, and had a name picked out for him.

This was obviously a surprise to her friends and family because, 1) she’s 46, 2) she said she was pregnant with twins, and 3) she had her tubes tied. She had explanations for all that though.

She even said that she was considering hiring Attorney Richard N. Vulva to sue the hospital for untying her tubes.

But it was all just one gigantic diabolical ruse.

In 2017 her 17 year old son Xavier died.

Like any grieving mother she didn’t handle this well. But she’s not the first mother to lose a child, and instead of accepting the fact that she was too old and her tubes were too tied up to get pregnant again, she just had to have another baby, and he just had to have a name that began with the letter X so she could replace her son. This is some serious NCIS shit if I’ve ever seen it.

But wait, it gets more fucked up.

Clarisa was in a nationwide Facebook group for mothers called “Help a Sister Out” where every month is like Christmas in your local town’s Facebook group, in that it’s a bunch of people looking for free shit from strangers. In that group about 9 weeks ago Clarisa and Marlen met each other when Marlen was looking for baby clothes for her unborn son. Clarisa claimed to have extra clothes from a friend because that friend had two baby showers.

However, they didn’t meet up until weeks later after Marlen posted that she was looking to buy or trade for a double stroller, since she already had a 2 year old child.

Clarisa, who now could DM her because of their initial conversation 9 weeks ago, likely messaged her and agreed to meet up so that she could kill her and steal her unborn baby.

Less than 2 months before the murder she posted this in the group:

This was her clearly looking for someone who was giving birth around the time she was pretending to so she could scout them out and kill them. Fucking psychopath.

She couldn’t have done this alone though, and the three other people who live in her house are now being questioned as well. We know one person who was clearly in on it was her boyfriend/husband/latest guy willing to mount her, Piotr Bobek.

Chicago is such a terrible place because they are the home of the Chicago Bulls. Picture how many trashbags like this are walking around in flat brimmed Bulls hats. I’d rather live in Caracas where I’d be safe from these maggots, as well as Nigerian Trump supporters who beat up gay dudes.

We know Pete was in on it because his cover photo on Facebook was an ultrasound that he claimed showed his twin sons.

Except he just stole those ultrasound pictures off of Google.

It gets worse though.

The baby was actually brought to the hospital on April 23, the day they killed Marlen. This waste of a perfectly good orgasm then took a picture of the child he ripped from a dead woman’s womb and used it as a cover photo for a GoFundMe so that he could profit off of the murder.

In the GFM, which has since been pulled down, it says that his cellulite sucubus dropped the baby out of her stench trench out of nowhere with 4 weeks to go in her pregnancy. He said they needed money because they had to stay at the NICU for an undetermined amount of time with the 7 pound baby, which seems to be pretty big for a baby in the NICU.

Think about this for a minute. They had the NICU thing all planned out. That’s why they robbed and killed her weeks before Clarisa’s imaginary due date. If they had the baby when they said the baby was due, then the baby wouldn’t need to be in the NICU. Instead, they knew they were going to murder this woman, they knew there would be health complications, and they wanted to do it weeks before Clarisa was supposed to have her imaginary baby, because then a trip to the NICU wouldn’t seem that out of the ordinary. Except babies in the NICU are born in that hospital, so they had to toss in a lie about an accidental home birth.

Insanity.

To make things worse she posted this in 2016 when her son was still alive:

What a monster.

The Facebook group where this all went down has since shut down.

Which, I feel like should be illegal since they’re basically destroying evidence. But I’m pretty sure a court order could retrieve all the data pretty easily.

Holy fuck dude, I can’t wrap my head around this story. I’ve never been in the position of having a child die so I don’t know the pain. But I know people who have, and I know that losing a kid in no way, shape, or form could justify doing this. And as much as I blame Clarisa, I’ll bet you anything that shitstain was the mastermind behind this. He killed her and cut her open, and Clarisa was a willing participant.

A little off topic here, but if Facebook is going to act like a publisher by pulling down content they don’t want on their website, then shouldn’t they be party responsible for this too? They need to have to be forced to publicly state if they are a platform or a publisher. If they’re a platform then they’re not responsible for things that get posted on their site. If they’re a publisher than they are. But they can’t be both.

 

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18 Comment(s)
  • More Questions
    June 16, 2019 at 1:40 am

    The dead son Xavier was born in 1990 according to the prayer card. That made him 27 not 17. I want to know that story.

  • The Name Game
    May 20, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Cloroxa Figuerorca should be the poster child for Capital Punishment.

  • Elvin
    May 18, 2019 at 9:04 am

    I’ll never understand how people can consciously make children when they can’t even afford the child’s most basic essentials …just put a baby in a woman and figure out all the rests later? What kind’ve life is that.

  • God
    May 17, 2019 at 10:58 am

    I can’t, even.

  • Tanto the Truth
    May 17, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Dude looks like an inbred, Ukranian Tim Robbins addicted to meth and the woman is clearly the deranged love child of Slimer and the state puff man. I recommend death by blood eagle or hung (by wrists) drawn and quartered for both. Any who have the stomach to watch will be supplied cans of mace for treating these their wounds.

  • Concerned
    May 17, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Is baby really brain dead and all messed up or was that part of their lie story? I hope he’s ok.

  • Jussie “whiteface” Smellit
    May 16, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    This is maga country!

  • Dunno
    May 16, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    The dates make no sense, why would „12 days after the murder“ suddenly be March 5 and why should she be asking who‘s due in May when she had pretended to give birth in April

  • Sam
    May 16, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    The group is actually archived. The admin herself made a comment and I think pinned it stating that they would archive instead of delete so that thw authorties would still have access to anything they needed. It says it in that screenshot too.

  • Y
    May 16, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    “Chicago is such a terrible place because they are the home of the Chicago Bulls.”
    No, Chicago is a terrible place because it’s run by SJW Dems, just like NYC, San Fran, Seattle, etc.
    (I get it was a joke, but the truth is funnier)

    • Draco
      May 17, 2019 at 12:12 am

      The 2 downvotes most have down syndrome. It’s blatantly obvious, every major city in America which is run by dems is a total shithole.

      • M
        May 17, 2019 at 6:45 am

        More of a shithole than Haiti? Oh wait, I’m not supposed to say that, because its racist or something

  • Idgaf
    May 16, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Clearly once again Turtleboy don’t know how NICU works . Stupid , you can be 10 lbs or 4 lbs in NICU ! My son was 10lbs 1 Oz and in Nicu for breathing and liver issues . I couldn’t see him for 4 days I was bed bound. So don’t matter the pound of the baby! Smh! But this bitch needs to consequenced I feel bad her adult child was taken but now this dead mother can’t raise her 2 year old! Smh liberals will find a way to let her get away! I rather a trump supporter!

    • Lala
      Lala
      May 16, 2019 at 5:05 pm

      Hey IDGAF – What are you talking about?? WTH does the baby’s weight have to do with the price of tea in China dummy??
      Stick to the point of the story geez crow dufus.

  • Randall Guy
    May 16, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Please stick to outing local scumbags please.

    Anyone can re-post this already-national-news shit.

    • Randall Guys Signing Brother
      May 16, 2019 at 3:06 pm

      Hey Bro don’t you have court today? Btw, nice hair cut ace.

    • Evil Randall Guy with a goatee
      May 16, 2019 at 5:35 pm

      Randall likes to tuck his dick and balls between his legs while wearing his mom’s underwear.

      • Randall Guys Signing Brother
        May 16, 2019 at 11:05 pm

        Now that’s just gross

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