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Central Falls Septic Shamu Starts GoFundMe For Puppy With Parvo She Bought Off A Breeder At The Dollar Store Despite House Full Of Neglected Pets And No Job


This is Wayne and Becky O’Brien from Central Falls.

Central Falls is Rhode Island’s version of Lawrence – a congested, crime filled dump filled with horrible people living on top of each other.

Becky recently started a GoFundMe that she shared in a Rhode Island pet group.

This was on top of the Facebook fundraiser she also created.


Just to review, her dog died so she bought another dog, even though she’s unemployed and has no income stream or savings. The dog now has parvo, which is extremely deadly, and she can’t afford to take care of it so instead of giving the dog up she’s asking the community to pay for the dog’s healthcare instead.

She forgot to mention that she also bought a golden retriever in April as soon as the other dog died.

And some rabbits.

Here’s how that golden retriever is living.

Adjacent to fupa in a cramped apartment, getting no fresh air or exercise, with no room to play. I’ve watched a couple of her home videos, and apparently she and her also unemployed sperm donor sit around all day drinking vodka, ripping butts, and acting as ratchet as possible in a bedroom that their litter of crotch fruits keep popping in and out of. Watch the whole 47 minute video here because it’s too big to download. Here’s a clip.

What a life these dogs get to live!

I’d rather have parvo than spend an hour with septic Shamu.

They also might have a cat.

And maybe another dog too.

It’s hard to keep track.

And in that video you can see the dog that died in April, and the sad, miserable existence he had looking for a place to lie down.

This really isn’t that hard – if you cant pay vet bills then you shouldn’t own pets. They’re not stuffed animals or toys. You don’t collect them. They are living creatures who should be treated as an extension of your family. Golden retrievers and pure bred huskies are not small collector’s items. They’re for people who live in homes and have access to open spaces, not unemployed lardvarks who sit at home live streaming themselves getting drunk on $9 vodka. You’re a selfish, shitty person if you confine your dogs to cages and backyard kennels, just so you can you have a pet.

That is a very nice looking dog though.


How did they acquire a dog like this? No rescue would ever sell them a dog considering they have no money and live like guttermuppets, so according to Becky she found a breeder on Craigs List and met him at the Family Dollar in Connecticut.

And just in case you weren’t convinced that these are two of Rhode Island’s biggest trashbags, here she is writing “Fuck 12” after her 17 year old son got arrested for riding dirt bikes through busy streets in Central Falls with weed on him, and justifying her son resisting arrest because “dum cops killing people he was trying to get home we’re (where) every thing was watched.”

If you ever find yourself writing “free my kid” on Facebook you have completely failed as a parent and shouldn’t any children, never mind a house full of sick pets you bought from a guy at the dollar store. Your kid got arrested because he’s a shithead and you raised him wrong.


She really hates the Central Falls cops, who do a thankless job in an urban hellhole where everyone hassles them as they try to do their job.

Her and the hubby also ride through Central Falls encouraging the “bike life” kids to risk their own lives by shielding them from the police with their vehicles and filming it.

Then there was that time a couple weeks ago she made up a lie about her two crotch fruits being robbed for their bikes at gun point in Providence, as she articulated in this legendary sentagraph.

Meanwhile there are actually people defending these swamp swine by pulling the “who are you to judge” card?

Who am I to judge? I’m a person who calls out ratchet behavior for a living, and you’re the person enabling it with your feel good bullshit. It’s not “holier-than-thou” to point out that these animals deserve better owners than this. And it didn’t “take a lot” for them to ask for help, because their entire lives have been one handout after another. When you post in a community group and ask strangers to pay for your pets healthcare, you best believe people can and will judge you for that.



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9 Comment(s)
  • Spic Tormentor
    June 9, 2021 at 11:09 am

    Ahhh good old Caldwells vodka, brewed in Somerville MA… the epitome of high class.

    And a husky like that cost upwards of $2k, no fucking way that dog isn’t stolen.

    • Dr Wu
      June 9, 2021 at 11:25 am

      Look at it this way: the husky probably doesn’t really exist and they want the money for Newports and weed. Section 8 creatures like this prefer pit bulls.

  • Dr Wu
    June 9, 2021 at 10:34 am

    And all this time I thought I could start making retirement plans. BUT: There’s going to be fewer and fewer workers with more and more taken out of their hard earned paychecks to support the fucking losers who choose to destroy their bodies. Assholes like Biden and Harris want us to take take of these lower than whale shit slobs so they can continue to get their votes. Meanwhile, my wife and I are working our asses off to make sure our bills are paid and put away a few pennies for later in life.
    Fuck this. I’m moving to Panama. Let these pieces of shit live off their blubber.

  • Krispen Wah
    June 9, 2021 at 9:26 am


    You know she eats the dogs. Only explanation.

    She keeps them on a little pedestal next to their moist mattress- and plucks them up and eats them like Jabba the Hutt.

    Michael Vick cared about his dogs more than this corpulent stain.

  • whatevuh
    June 9, 2021 at 6:18 am

    a dog will love you even if you are fat, stupid and ugly. After all, they are just dumb animals.

  • Michael Giannetti
    June 9, 2021 at 4:16 am

    Oh shit kid, I think I might’ve fucked her back when I was 34 and she was 16 1/2 but it was ok cuz it was in Rhode Island.

  • Harry Hood
    June 8, 2021 at 11:59 pm

    Imagine the smell in that indoor zoo they living in.

  • Captain Trips
    June 8, 2021 at 7:48 pm

    Tattoos, cigs, vodka, piercing. Amazing what EBT will buy

  • Ski bum
    June 8, 2021 at 6:00 pm


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