Chad Reidy’s Family Is Blaming Turtleboy For His Suicide And Wants Us To Pay For The Funeral

Chad Reidy’s Family Is Blaming Turtleboy For His Suicide And Wants Us To Pay For The Funeral

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The family of Chad Reidy is already blaming Turtleboy for his suicide because we wrote a blog about his public reaction on Facebook to the disappearance of his wife, Jo Ringer.

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First we heard from a man claiming to be his brother:

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Alright, first of all, thank you for your service Jonathan.

Secondly, your brother did not commit suicide “do” to our blog. He committed suicide because it was something he made a conscious choice to do. We don’t know why he did it. Many have speculated it’s because the cops were onto him, he felt guilty, and he took the coward’s way out. But that’s what other people are saying, not us. We stick to the facts.

Speaking of facts, where are yours Jonathan? Did he leave a note blaming Turtleboy for the life he chose to take (his own)? No? Well then it sounds like your speculation is no different than that of the rest of the world wide internets.

Thirdly, have you spoken with Attorney Richard N. Vulva? Because he’ll definitely take the case. The guy who told you that this was “causation” is probably just some bootleg lawyer running up the bill on you. Obviously no one would hold a blog accountable for someone’s suicide. Obviously.

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Fourthly, if your brother really did think that she was missing, then he abandoned her in her time of need. There are hundreds of people out there actively looking for her. The person who should be leading this search is her husband, who evidently did very little and is now no longer around. But, fuck them right? Chad is the real victim here. Boo-hoo. Imagine your brother died and the first thing you did with your pain was message Turtleboy?

Fifthly, are you planning on suing the hundreds of people who have gone much further than we did and outright accused him of killing Jo Ringer? Because we never actually said he did it. Hundreds of others have. How bout the Berkshire Eagle, Masslive, Greenfield Recorder, WWLP or Western MA News? All of them have published stories about your brother, which have made him look extremely guilty and led to Internet speculation. Did they make him kill himself too?

Look, Turtleboy has nothing but respect for the military. But this guy is subtly dropping his alleged service because he think it will impress us. If you have a problem because your brother was mentioned in a blog, that’s one thing. Feel free to let us know. But if you think for one second we’re gonna kiss your ass because you claim to be serving in Japan right now, you have another thing coming.

We also heard from the sister, who wants us to pay for his funeral:

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Imagine you just lost a loved one and the first thing that came to your mind was, “better message Turtleboy and tell him to pay for the funeral.” Sad.

According to Chad’s wall there are lots of people who made him kill himself:

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But you know who no one is blaming? The guy who made the decision to take his own life before the authorities figured out what happened to his wife.




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31 Comment(s)
  • Jaymee
    April 9, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    I love me some turtleboy!!! Y’all keep doing your thing. No one can make any one person do anything!!! You can tell me to jump off a bridge… I’m not gonna do it! Nothing but love and support for y’all out there!!! exposing truths our “detectives” can’t unbury!! Thanks for all you do!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 9, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    Yet another what the actual fuck situation. So worried about the guy who killed himself but not so much the missing wife. Glad I am not missing and their not my family. Wtf

  • Mary
    April 9, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    “Do to” I can’t even.

  • Lenny
    April 9, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    I would like to sniff Jo Ringer’s panties

  • Phil
    April 9, 2017 at 11:33 am

    There will be no questioning it, my family will know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I killed myself because of all the fucking pop up ads and redirects on this nightmare of a website.

  • Turtlehead
    Your name here*
    April 9, 2017 at 10:58 am

    Not fer nuffin but I am in wealth management. A lot of what I do involves estate planning… Jennifer is full of shit if she thinks she is going to get a funeral for $5000 because that will barely cover the coffin. I hope her brother comes back to life and kills himself again

  • Damion
    April 9, 2017 at 9:08 am

    Screw your sponsors, I will specifically avoid them now just bc they sponsor this trash!!

    • Turtlehead
      Fah Koff
      April 9, 2017 at 10:59 am

      No one cares. Go cry somewhere else

    • Tyrone
      April 9, 2017 at 11:16 am

      Right on Damien

  • Case worker
    April 9, 2017 at 7:48 am

    Thank you for your service TB. That’s one less dipshit we have to send welfare checks and food stamps to every week.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    April 9, 2017 at 7:30 am

    Searched for Chief Kulp and there is someone by that name who is a photographer for the Navy Times out of Japan.

    Agree that he should not be blaming TB- there was obviously heat on his brother and the article was a blip compared to LE, Facebook, and other news outlets.

    For those who commented Japan is easy duty, these guys are forward deployed, the tip of the spear. You know what’s near Japan? China, North Korea, Russia. Hardly ass-sitting!

    • Talisman
      April 9, 2017 at 7:50 am

      Indeed, especially now. Waiting for psycho Kim to lob a nuke at your base wouldn’t be a ton of fun

  • Joe Shmidlap
    April 9, 2017 at 7:13 am

    Throw them a $20 dunks gift card. Only use it all up and when they try to buy something with it , the balance will be 0…. spoils of war

  • Mike Hawk
    April 9, 2017 at 5:41 am

    Mr Turtleboy, Sir,
    One can always request a FOIA on any service member even to verify service.

  • Wwy
    April 9, 2017 at 12:40 am

    We’re a kike country what can ya do.

  • JayDubb
    April 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

    If he didn’t do anything wrong , and really was worried about her safety he wouldn’t have done it . If he was 100% innocent he could’ve opted for a polygraph to prove that!

  • Mick
    April 8, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    As usual, have to blame someone else. Would bet the house, he killed her. Now, to find the body, so her family can come to closure. He caused all this pain, sorrow and having her family live with it for a lifetime.

  • fordsnharleys
    April 8, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    In other news TBS is being read in Japan.

  • Matt
    April 8, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    So this dude Murdered his girl, then killed himself when the heat got on him. Then his family starts impersonating military to make them seem more scary. Glad he off’d himself

    • MrSmiley
      April 8, 2017 at 9:50 pm

      Yea im calling shenanigans on the supposed squid who doesn’t know how to spell as well.

  • Franklin County Chick
    April 8, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    One thing that stood out to me–he claim to have searched
    for her in Easthampton but didn’t call police till the next day.
    My guess is he did indeed kill her-but accidentally.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    April 8, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    I mean, sure you have to take responsibility for your own actions but this blog was really better when it tore apart politicians. Now it’s just fishing through Facebook and nitpicking trash. There’s already funny sites for that like We don’t need a whole blog post on it. It’s too drawn out. I just like to look at the trashy pics and laugh, not over-analyze these people. Go above this and get back to Worcester corruption and maybe throw in something Worcester does right once in awhile. Like negativity may wake up some people, positivity reinforces good things. You’d make money off either as long as your honest and telling it like it is. Big question I have about Worcester now is that big wooden “luxury” apartment complex downtown. Some of us think that’s a massive fire waiting to happen. It’s this kind of stuff that matters. Trashy people don’t matter. They have no influence and they’ll do enough damage to themselves. They don’t need a blog.

    • Lt Dan
      April 9, 2017 at 12:26 pm

      Nothing is luxurious that’s anywhere near plumley village.

  • John Barker
    April 8, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Guy made a choice..and was successful. Congrats..

  • Talisman
    April 8, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Shocking, more Snowflakery. One’s actions can no longer be attributed to them if they act stupidly, it’s always somebody or something else that made them do it. If they do something good though, it’s all them. They’ll be blaming anything and everything they think was a triggering mechanism.

  • Downvotegetter
    April 8, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    You’re right TB, You didn’t make this guy commit suicide. I will say that your tabloid style writing, and sophomoric attitude towards any and all who cross your timeline probably didn’t help matters! # MAGA!

    • Court ♡
      April 8, 2017 at 10:39 pm

      No, his cryptic “She’s where I belong” message, and lack of effort into finding his wife did that. The juvenile behavior of the majority of the people that come across the newsfeed, is provided by the individuals themselves. TB simply dots a couple i’s and crosses a couple t’s.

    • me
      April 9, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      I absolutely love TB and its public shaming of stupid individuals. The US needs lots and lots more of it. For 60 years letting and encouraging the freaks to fly their flags has gotten us mired in the cesspool called society that we are currently wading. Words like “normal” and “good” and “right” should make it back into the lexicon of everyday language. And being normal and good and right should surely make it back into our everyday behaviors. If it takes brutal SHAMING to get us back on the RIGHT path, then needs must.

      Go TB! Go!

  • whatevuh
    April 8, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Based in Japan, AKA, sitting around doing nothing.

    April 8, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    It appears that taking ownership of one’s actions does not run in the Reidy family. Hey Jon Boy quit trying to learn the “drum technique” from Mr Miyagison in Japan and go fight the the real bad guys in Middle East or are you a coward like your brother? Dumbass

    • BobnAlbright
      April 8, 2017 at 6:55 pm

      You must be watching Freeform too. Are you a dude? Wanna mastubate to the final showdown in Pt. 2 together?

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