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Charlestown Chode Badger Isn’t Happy That The Shelter She Lived At For 2.5 Years And Had Another Baby In Won’t Buy Her A New AC



So I’m in the Mom’s helping Mom’s Facebook group, and it serves a purpose. There are many legitimate reasons to seek help from other moms, and women working together to help each other out is a great thing.

But at the same time it’s like a guttermuppet magnet, and posts like this one from a Charlestown chode badger, are far too common.

Girl, you spent two and a half freaking years at a shelter? It’s supposed to be transitional, not a lifestyle. I’ve spent less time in apartments than that. And what did she do while she was there? Fired another semen demon out of her stench trench. Because what better time to have a baby then while you’re in a shelter? Everything’s going great so you might as well procreate.

Then this ungrateful skag has the audacity to whine that the shelter “didn’t care” about her because they wouldn’t give her a free air conditioner on her way out. The same shelter that allowed her to live there for two and a half years so she didn’t lose custody of her crotch fruits.

And yes, I recognize that air conditioners are borderline essential during heat waves, but for fucks sake – your kid isn’t going to die if you don’t get one. Da fuq do you think people did for centuries before there was AC?

You can probably find a used AC for $100 on Facebook marketplace or Craigslist. I guarantee you there is something in her budget she could cut down on to make it happen, but the problem is that requires personal responsibility which is as foreign to these people as long term employment.

Based on some of her Facebook posts it appears as if she may have the “disease” that’s been going around.

The one that makes you steal your sister’s ATM card so you can buy poison and inject it into your veins. The “disease” that makes you grow dog filter ears.

The kind of people who are susceptible to addiction are the people who blame others for their own personal failures, and thus blame the “disease” for the fact that they can’t get off heroin.

Meanwhile she’s sitting in the shelter whining that our “racist” President isn’t doing enough to help a territory that’s so corrupt that the Governor had to resign over Facebook messages he sent mocking hurricane victims.

Whining about free shit is a theme of hers. She was also upset that her bigger poon polyp wasn’t getting free tuition to a daycare in the heart of meth mile because her voucher expired due to the fact that her DCF case closed.

“It exceeded my expectations.”

You’re a junkie who lives in a shelter. You have no expectations.

“I’m not working or going to school so I’m screwed.”

The audacity of a government funded program for emotionally traumatized kids to request that their parents work for a living!

“The state of Massachusetts sucks.”

Yes, it does. Because our tax dollars fund your lifestyle of cyclical debauchery which encourages you to keep churning out raw dog trophies. If you don’t like the state of Massachusetts because it doesn’t give out ENOUGH free shit to guttermuppets, then you are a ratchet extraordinaire.


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39 Comment(s)
  • Hoover Vacuum Company
    August 9, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    She has kind of a nice mouth.

    If she were smart, she could suck her way right out of poverty, if she were smart…..

  • Junkies be gone
    August 9, 2019 at 11:25 am

    To all junkies. Your so called “disease” isn’t a disease. You were to weak to say no to drugs and now you are paying the price for your decision. I feel not one ounce of sympathy for you junkies and your stupid decisions. If you OD it’s your own fault and the world will be a better place without you. That is all.

    • Captain Trips
      August 9, 2019 at 4:04 pm

      I agree. I get hit up every day for some ‘In Memory of’ blah blah bullshit

      ‘Give to The blah blah Fund’

      ‘Give to The Blah Blah Fund’ because he/she died because they’re fucking stupid and have no self control.

      Like none of them knew the dangers every time they shot up.

      Fuck em. I’ll never give a penny to any of those ‘In Memory of Dead Idiot Junkie’ fundraisers

      • just stop
        August 10, 2019 at 12:15 am

        I am tired of obits that go on and on about how so-and-so’s children were his life, he was the most protective big brother, etc., and then…”in order to warn others about drugs…”

        I am sorry for the families’ losses, and I am actually glad when they post it was death due to drugs, because that is more honest and clear, and might actually snap someone else to reality.

        However, when I read how the deceased “loved his children more than anything…they were his world, etc.” I find myself yelling, “No they weren’t! DRUGS were his world, and he loved THAT more than his innocent children!” Poor kids…

  • PSA
    August 9, 2019 at 1:25 am

    Can people please stop referring to daycares as schools? 9 month olds don’t “go to school.”

    While they are at it, can drug addicts please stop posting – well, anything on line – but in particular, stop posting “deep thoughts” about how horrible drug addiction is? They know it, the other addicts know it, the non-addicts know it. The ones posting the tragic (which they are) stories about drug deaths, seem to typically be the same ones who are using some drug, but surrounded by users of some OTHER drug they think is worse. Here’s an idea – don’t start using, and if you do and are really serious about stopping, stop, move, cut all real and online ties with the druggies you know, and start a new life without all of the drug culture.

  • TJB
    August 8, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    This just in;….
    You don’t work…
    You don’t eat.

  • Don’tBeBringingLogicHere!
    August 8, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    Sooo…if she’s not working and not in school, what exactly is she doing all day that requires putting her kid in day care? Day care is for people who can’t take care of their children because they have a job or classes to go to, and since this skag has neither to occupy her, there is no reason she shouldn’t be taking care of her spawn herself.

    • Sad
      August 9, 2019 at 9:29 am

      That shit has always upset me. My children went to daycare when I was at work. I had different days off during the week and when I was home so we’re my children. I remember talking with the daycare owner and she told me so many moms would come in with their bathing suits on and drop the children off for the day so they could go to the beach and relax. News flash did you ever think your children may want to go to the beach? And then there are also some cases where DCF is requiring a child go to daycare from open to close because they are in better care with the daycare instead of their own parents. Just sad

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    August 8, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    I hope this bitch gets run over by a T bus near her glorious BMC hospital she adores.

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 8, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    I’d give her a double sawbuck and an old AC unit in my basement for a bj when I bring her down there to look at it

  • JoeMomma
    August 8, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Suck it up cupcake, A/C is for working people.

  • TheCureForHope
    August 8, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Oh my goodness, the sense of entitlement just oozes out out of this woman’s keyboard. I was literally shaking my head while reading it.

    Where are the baby daddies? Don’t they have to name them so the state can go after them for support? Aren’t these women ashamed to write ‘unknown’ on the birth certificate?

    Both of your crotch fruits are in full time, specialized schools at taxpayer expense. Even though you are not in school or looking for work, you are unable to keep track of voucher deadlines, and renew on time? But even this is not your fault – you blame the school for not notifying you on time. Now the kids may need to attend a less expensive school. But still at taxpayer expense.

    This woman, and all like her, needs to be sent to one of those so-called ‘successful’ socialist nations eg; Venezuela, to find out how good she had it.

    Or maybe two between the eyes. Perhaps adopters could then turn the kids around before it’s too late.

  • dirty larry
    August 8, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Why the fuck are children of these people always “special needs”. Is it me or is every poor kid a retard these days.

    • Theonewhoknocks
      August 8, 2019 at 5:01 pm

      I can tell you 100% why…because most of the children are born addicted to heroin and struggle because of it for the rest of thier lives. I have worked in drug treatment programs and i am telling the shit is sad man

  • z
    August 8, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    Get a fucking fan you dipshit. $20 – 40 will get you one that is powerful enough to blow all the dirt I’m sure is accumulating (because I really doubt you have the skills to do house cleaning) into a corner.

    Is it as good as the rich foke’ and there fancy shmancy air conditioning? No, because you got cheated out of or burned out some IQ points and you don’t deserve that for free. You have to earn that.

  • Judge dread
    August 8, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    This has all the makings of a Patty Mayo video on YouTube. YouTube patty Mayo drunk mom locks kid in car. 3.5m views. She is ratchet as fuck. She’s like joe Pesci in casino “I don’t give a fuck about jail”

    • z
      August 8, 2019 at 3:05 pm

      There’s some teenager or slightly older that has a youtube channel. Maybe she’s dead by now or not. One of those Youtube “Recommended for You” things. “Hi, my brain cancer has come back. I’m doing ok……..”

      I dropped a deuce of a comment on that video.

      • TheCureForHope
        August 8, 2019 at 4:05 pm

        Z, post the link please

  • Rotten bitch
    August 8, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Imagine having a place to stay free of rent and while your there, they feed you and give you a bed to sleep in. And while your there being taken care of by the kindness of others you will leave with a section 8 voucher and your rent will be under 50$ for a 3 bedroom house. That’s why she has been there for 2.5 years. She knows what is right around the corner for her, which is why she is now talking shit about the people who literally take care of her, because she clearly can not take care of a fkn gerbil never mind children and herself. This is sick and you as a woman and mother should be ashamed of what kind of role model your showing your children to be. You should be kicked out of that shelter for the simple fact that your nasty disrespectful and ran your mouth, talked shit about the one place that is actually helping you. You got balls doing that. And it shows how little you appreciate the things that people Have done for you. Your a rotten little bitch, you shouldn’t be allowed a cell phone living in a shelter and you also should have to work full time and pay them rent after staying there for one month. What is real sad is that some woman with her babies really needs a place to go, but your disrespectful unappreciated ass is taking that spot from them. Karma always comes for bitches like you.. tick tock cunt the times coming!

  • marilu
    August 8, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    That last part about MA boils my damn blood. These bitches don’t even know the half about how Mass sucks. You’ve gotten more free shit from MA thus far than us working folk ever EVER will. MA does not suck for you! It sucks for us non-scum level residents. This state CATERS to these low-lifes & theyre so ungrateful that they don’t even see it! Fck that!

    • Batman
      August 8, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      A thousand thumbs up. Spot fuckin on

  • Liawatha
    August 8, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Morgan needs relief from Trump caused Global Warming. The director doesn’t “know” what happened to her brand new air conditioner? The 10 month old has heat rash! One of you need to buy her one ASAP! Morgan and her family is suffering! My God!

  • 66 degrees all day
    August 8, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Oh and she is a entitled brat living in shelter waiting on section 8 and biting the hand that is feeding her. Throw her the hell out. She how concerned she is about the A/C then. Grow up and be a adult like the rest of us have to.

  • The angry taint
    August 8, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    just another example of a “taker” who does nothing to give back to anyone. hey wasn’t there just a blog about some ratchet selling a 12000btu a/c for a hondo? maybe you can get them together? on a side note I’m pretty sure the pic of PR was before the hurricane but I digress.

  • 66 degrees all day
    August 8, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    I have a Frigidaire A/C from the early 80s and that is by far the best working A/C in my house. We also have a brand new LG stand up and the one in it’s late 30s kicks it ass. The old A/Cs may be ugly but they work great!!

    • Too Tall Tim
      August 8, 2019 at 2:07 pm

      New A/Cs are energy efficient. They save energy by not working very well. The same goes for refrigerators, and the new washing machines that don’t clean well, and leave detergent in your clothes.

      Don’t buy new Frigidaire appliances. The “Frigidaire” name was sold to a company that slaps the nameplate on poor quality imported appliances. I know a repairman who told me he makes most of his money working on Frigidaire, Maytag, and Kenmore appliances because they all come from the same cheap quality manufacturer. The last fairly good American company is Whirlpool and even it’s quality is less than it used to be.

    • z
      August 8, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      Correct, the only problem is they can weigh the same as a adult male. But, yeah, they worked great, but a bitch to manhandle if you didn’t leave it in all year. There was one that my old man and I used to put in and take out for his sister every year. Window was about 5 and half feet off the ground. Big mother. You know when people use the ironic “Good times, good times”, that thing was not.

      After my aunt went into a nursing home, I put some stuff on the tree belt and a sign stating to see me if you wanted a free air conditioner. I got a call. The guy looks at it and goes “Jesus Christ. You hold it for me while I arrange transportation?”. Sure. He took it with a buddy and used a pickup truck.

  • Ziggy
    August 8, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    If you think Massachusetts Sucks…. F..ing Leave. No one is forcing you to stay. Dumb bitch.

  • Tommy Hayes
    August 8, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Just tell the sperm donor to rob a bread truck.

  • WTF?
    August 8, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    How the fuck are all of these junkies getting laid all of the time and then shooting babies out of their snatch left and right?

  • Massholio
    August 8, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    The government did help Porto Riqueno , but like your AC dey done stole all da money. Boofuckinghoo!

  • Mr. Thirsty
    August 8, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Mr. Thirsty would trade her an A.C.

    • Filthy degenerate
      August 8, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      Yes, I’m willing to make a trade with her for an ac as well.

  • Don Key Punch
    August 8, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    The sense of entilement these people have is just so unfreaking real! Having a kid, while in a shelter? Makes perfect sense for your going nowhere fast lifestyle…. SMH

    • Hugh Mungous
      August 8, 2019 at 1:12 pm

      The name alone made me laugh out loud, thank you

  • FOAD
    August 8, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Another reason to perhaps seed the street with super high-grade fentanyl. When all the junkies are gone there won’t be a need for it. Just another gimme pig. 2.5 years in a freakin’ shelter? WTF? She’s like those Greek Sdrollas clowns, plenty of time to get their shit together, wasted all that time, and now… TIME’S UP! Her kids will be better off in foster care. This time, I’ll tell her to fentanyl off and die.

    • F*U
      August 8, 2019 at 12:27 pm

      ” Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.”
      “But I’m not dead yet.”
      You will be.

      • FOAD
        August 8, 2019 at 1:54 pm

        “I’m happy!”
        (Sure ya are, Whore-gan Broad-man, especially with that disease.)

        (So many good lines in that movie! Thanks for the reminder, F*U!)

    • Theonewhoknocks
      August 8, 2019 at 5:06 pm

      What really needs to be done is air bomb the NARCAN factories
      . i guarantee you, within a few months everyone is dead and problem solved. And just like that all the EMTs and hospital ERs will have more time to respond to real emergencies

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