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Charlie Baker Can Kiss My Ass If He Thinks I’m Wearing A Mask When I Go Running


Everyone’s buzzing about the news from Charlie Baker today that’s forcing everyone to wear masks in Massachusetts:

Gov. Charlie Baker signed an executive order Friday requiring residents to wear masks in public, including people who take public transit and grocery shopping.

“We view this as common sense,” said Baker, a Republican.

The executive order takes effect on May 6. Masks and face coverings are mandatory in grocery stores, pharmacies and other retail shops, as well as on public transportation. The order does not apply to children under the age of 2 and people with medical conditions who would be negatively affected by the requirement. People who are found violating the order could get a $300 fine. Face coverings are also mandatory out in parks and sidewalks, particularly in times and places where people have trouble staying at least 6 feet apart, according to the order.

Baker suggested, for example, that someone who goes out for a run at dawn likely won’t need a mask because few people are around. Yet someone who goes out in the late afternoon and walks or runs in the company of others must wear a mask under the executive order because socially distancing will likely be impossible.

“I think most people should carry it with them and anticipate that they will,” Baker said. “When my wife and I go for a walk in Swampscott, we carry it.”

Baker encouraged people to make face coverings if they can’t buy them, and he urged people to avoid buying medical-grade respirators because hospitals need them.

Let me be clear – I will not wear a mask in public. It’s not because I wanna be a dick, it’s because eventually you have to stand up to these tyrannical laws that aren’t grounded in science, and do nothing to stop the spread of a disease that only kills the elderly and sick, neither of which should be out of the house anyway. If you accept one thing, you’ll accept the next. We were always told that restrictions would ease once we flattened the curve. Well, that happened two weeks ago and they just keep adding on more bullshit because they can.

And if you think I’m wearing a mask when I go running you can kiss my ass. Anyone who thinks that’s reasonable probably doesn’t exercise much. Ya know, because you can’t breathe.

The biggest joke about this is that they let you make your own masks. What the fuck is medical or scientific about that? Why can’t I just cover my mouth in the store? Of course none of this makes any sense because they haven’t thought any of it through. They’re just adding rules because they can. Because they look at the poll numbers, they see the Karens support living in fear, and they realize that the more restrictions they put in place the more they’ll be credited with saving lives.

I’ve about had it. I reached my breaking point today when my wife had to do a zoom call for work. My two year old son, who hasn’t seen another child in two months now, knew that he was not to interrupt. Of course this makes him want to interrupt her more, because he’s a two year old boy. I spent an hour attempting to prevent him from climbing the stairs as he screamed and cried for absolutely no reason. Consequently I could not work during that time. There is no reason daycare cannot be opened. Children do not transmit the disease, nor do they die from it. Like face masks, the closing of schools and daycares is just an unnecessary restriction that has no basis in logic or science.

I can’t really hate on people that are still on Team Lockdown because I was one myself, but eventually you gotta open up your eyes and realize what’s happening here. You’re not a good person if you support the lockdown. You’re just someone who hates freedom. Eventually the people will get sick of it like they’re doing in California today.

That’s what more and more people need to start doing. Defy everything. They can’t arrest us all. If you have a store then reopen it. If you have kids then schedule a playdate with friends. And do it in public. The police are the ones who will be put to the test here. Did they sign up to fine people for not wearing masks? Are they actually gonna do that? Or will they use discretion and allow free people to remain free in a free society?


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228 Comment(s)
  • Crystal
    September 20, 2021 at 12:55 pm

    So what are we going to do now, that Charlie Faker Baker is thinking about vaccine passports for this already too commie state? He’s such a liar, just like Biden and all the fags in P(edo)Town.
    Incidentally I think it is very interesting (if not telling) that the whole huge July covid-19 outbreak in that POS town started RIGHT after one of the homos up there got sentenced for 14 years for child porn.
    What an diversion huh? Concentrating on some bogus Delta variant INSTEAD of the fact that pedos are all over the place in Provincetown. Nope, LGBT doesn’t want anyone thinking about that, the drama queens would rather keep up the we’re such victims like we were with AIDS covid hysteria.
    And you can BET your life that Baker is now considering vaccine passports because of these libtard gays who truly want all straight people dead so they can make children in vetro to molest forever.
    Yup, I’m done too, I’ve had it to with the retarded left and all their illogical and evil bullshit.
    I say it’s time for Baker to get impeached and start fighting the covid tyranny in this state.
    Not all people can get the vaccine for health or moral reasons and no one should have to be denied basic services and goods because of that.
    So yeah FUCK YOU CHARLIE BAKER, I agree!

  • Greg
    May 4, 2020 at 9:49 am

    I leave the house. I put on my mask. I come home. I take off the mask. And I manage to do it all without pretending I’m a victim, claiming my rights are being violated, or acting like a whiny little bitch.

  • Dumbass ass idiot
    May 3, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    Life hack: put your fucking kid in a stroller and go for that jog you’re bitching about. Spend some of the $3,400 taxpayer handout we all know your household got direct deposited and buy some sidewalk chalk for him. Doesn’t surprise me at all that you’re the type of dude who would rather pawn their kid off in daycare than spend 15 minutes outside with it. Jesus Christ, you’re like a dollop of sour cream that became self-aware.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 4, 2020 at 7:12 am

      “it” lol

  • randiguy2006
    May 3, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Of course the saddest part of all is TB lost an hour of “work”. One can only imagine what genius we all have been deprived of.


  • WeRFucked
    May 3, 2020 at 11:43 am

    If “essential” workers like police & fire get a $25k bonus I’m going to go ape-shit fuckin’ crazy.

    Show me a cop who doesn’t make at least $90k and I’ll show you a lazy motherfucker. Show me a fireman who doesn’t have two jobs (because he fucking can since his FF job isn’t that difficult) and I’ll show you a lazy motherfucker.

    Fucking nurses get paid two-to-three times what they’re worth. Fuck those fat fucks too.

    Pay people out of work what they would normally make too, not $600 fucking dollars extra. Fuck you.

    What a bunch of assholes this country is run by. $22 Trillion dollar deficit. FUCK YOU.

    • Scamorama
      May 3, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      $25k bonus to cops consider it a bribe they haven’t been getting their detail cash so it could be to stop them from committing crimes or all calling in sick for a month they get a bribe for wanking it in the cruiser. Firefighters like u said they all work as unlicensed electricians painters and plumbers on the side cuz the first job is watching espn and eating waffles all day. Nurses the most miserable group of humanity in a single occupation. 9 out of 10 nurses is a mentally unbalanced legend in her own mind and queen of all bitchdom believing the world owes them more and more and more nurses make strippers and hair stylists seem wholesome and reasonable. Just wait for the teachers union to make a crazy claim that getting payed to not work gave em all ptsd or alcoholism.

    • Greg
      May 4, 2020 at 12:13 pm

      Let me guess, you make very little money and you’re always broke because you never got your shit together so now you direct your anger at anyone who earns a decent salary.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 3, 2020 at 8:23 am

    Running? Turtleboy? Running from your basement to your fridge, maybe.

    • Sad but true
      May 3, 2020 at 10:58 am

      I hate to give him any credit but a 5K is the one thing AK is actually good at.

    May 3, 2020 at 7:00 am

    J£ws are setting us up for another HOLODOMOR. The goyim need culling.

    • Auburn Mall Security
      May 3, 2020 at 8:33 am

      He’s right everybody, we should keep our masks so we can gang bang his mom behind the mall when the reopen happens.

      Good thinking!

    • WeRFucked
      May 3, 2020 at 11:49 am

      One guy gets fucked in the ass by a “J£W” and that’s all he can talk about.

      Get over it pal. The “J£WS” own you. Bend over and take it like a man.

      I’ll take a “J£W” over most races outside this country any day. At least their God doesn’t tell them to kill anyone who doesn’t believe.

      J£Wish girls are the most beautiful & loyal. The Nazi bastards knew that. Fuck the Germans, and fuck you.

  • phillip j mckracken
    Rick from Rutland
    May 3, 2020 at 6:10 am

    All this bullshit to get their shitty candidate, Quid Pro Joe elected……Nice work Democrats

    • ???
      May 3, 2020 at 7:45 am

      This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

    • Crystal
      September 20, 2021 at 12:41 pm

      And FUCK YOU MORE.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 3, 2020 at 2:24 am

    Due to covidiots… wearing a mask at the bank went from suspicious to mandatory.

  • TB is a fucking clown
    May 2, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    TB said “Children do not transmit the disease, nor do they die from it.”

    While he’s (thankfully) correct abou the low mortality rate kids can still transmit coronavirus to at risk people and adults. Kids don’t show as severe of sympthoms. So parents can easily and unknowingly send their kids to school and get people sick and or dead.

    It’s just a mask wear it and quit being clowns over something so trivial.

    Yeah yeah I know “muh rights”

    And yeah yeah I’m a monkey and me moms a whore I read your counter arguments. Very well written and smart responses in there. Absolutely nothing that would make me think you’re idiots.

    • bed pan shipping and recieving
      May 3, 2020 at 1:27 am

      medical shipper oh medical shipper you’re losing your fucking mind and it’s hilarious keep going we love it most entertaining melt down ever if crystal meth doesn’t help clear your head try alcohol and lots of it

      the governor should make you an honorary nurse you’ve earned it crazy ass fuck but you got to be a little more credible with the anger focus on your anger grow your anger let it run through you like your racing thoughts then you will be nurse material

      • So what you're saying is
        May 4, 2020 at 7:31 am

        So what you’re saying is the states drug lab in Amherst reopened and is hiring.

    • More better at Englishing
      May 3, 2020 at 8:03 am

      “…kids don’t show as severe of symptoms” that’s some quality writing right there.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 2, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Come to find out The Turtleboy is now on the Monday Callahan podcast. He is a weak replacement for that real man Alex Reimer.

  • f*** the mask
    May 2, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    you fucking fags will wear it if they say you will. You can take it off when you go home to suck the load out of your moms butt winker.

    • Do the Reich Thing
      May 2, 2020 at 9:35 pm

      Did you receive your application for the special Mask Enforcement Unit? We are ready to issue the uniforms and you sound like the kind of Karen we would hire.

    • But you're afraid to type fuck
      May 2, 2020 at 10:06 pm

      Yes, you are. You did the *** thing, instead of typing it out. On the Turtle Boy comment section, no less.

      Fuck you no mask wearing piece of shit, go sit on your asterisks and rotate.

  • Despite all this....
    May 2, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Trump is still going to win re-election. It’s going to be a rout. Historic. It’s going to be so fucking sweet.

  • All I see is bunch of jobless fucking losers.
    May 2, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    Lmao, You should’ve employed yourself in a job which was essential. I did we ship to medical and the military I haven’t missed a check and I’m doing just fine. I even got some free money from Trump.

    Oh wait ya’ll was unemployed before this. Sorry I forgot your all losers. It’d explain why you’re crying about a mask. Keep on bitching on here it’s really making a difference. Say hi to your fat ass wife for me.

    Peace out bitches I got work on Monday and I’d like to enjoy the rest of my weekend.

    It’s good to not be a poor broke loser.

    • Brett
      May 2, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      I see your mother has an essential job also
      Giving massages and blow jobs

    • Monkey Bitch
      May 2, 2020 at 9:02 pm

      Hey monkey jig learn the difference between your and you are. You are a monkey . Your mother is a monkey.

      • Lmao
        May 2, 2020 at 9:40 pm

        These replies prove OP was right. Go on now get your ass on over to the soup line you broke fuck. What you sad you didn’t get Bakers extra $600 a week becuz you were already unemployed.

        Lmao pathetic

        • Plantation Jigga
          May 3, 2020 at 12:27 am

          Yo nig the petty $600 is yours with your fraudulent id and willingness to be bought in exchange for a democrat vote.

    • You ain’t doing that well
      May 2, 2020 at 10:31 pm

      You shouldn’t be bragging that you are doing so well if you received a covid check. I alone make more than the threshold for a family, so take your scraps and shut the fuck up you serf.

      • Marlboro Man
        May 3, 2020 at 12:09 am

        ” I alone”…lmao. Average is what 50k? So you’re on here bragging about making 50 grand a year? Lol aim for the sky hoss

        • Fiscally Illiterate Marlboro dip shit
          May 3, 2020 at 8:50 am

          You fiscally illiterate fuck, the covid checks only went out to single filers earning less than 100k and married filers earning less than 200k. I passed 50k earned for 2020 about 2 months ago. Here is something else you will never see, im about to get a 6.5% raise because I’ve maxed out my social security payments for 2020. So go fuck yourself you poor fuck.

          • Black Rage Shows Up In Crime Statistics
            May 3, 2020 at 10:33 am

            Dam, nig you sound angry

      • All I see is bunch of jobless fucking losers.
        May 4, 2020 at 7:34 am

        I made 7.5 trillion dollars last month. Who’s broke now

        Hey it’s on the internet so it must be true.

    • So what's your job?
      May 2, 2020 at 10:56 pm

      Bed pan shipping and receiving?

      • bed pan shipping and licking
        May 3, 2020 at 1:20 am

        more like bed pan shipping and licking. medical shipper is off his meds hopefully he stays off his meds and continues to share his self destruction on line. bed pan shipper you should try some crystal meth to get your energy up and clear your head.

  • Washington Times
    May 2, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    In fact, COVID-19 will go down as one of the political world’s biggest, most shamefully overblown, overhyped, overly and irrationally inflated and outright deceptively flawed responses to a health matter in American history, one that was carried largely on the lips of medical professionals who have no business running a national economy or government.
    The facts are this: COVID-19 is a real disease that sickens some, proves fatal to others, mostly the elderly — and does nothing to the vast majority.

    That’s it.

    That, in a nutshell, is it.

    May 2, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Your scam is up Charlie..Mass will be open soon. Very soon.

    What would have happened if POTUS challenged the COVID-19 narrative from the beginning?
    Sometimes you can’t TELL the public the truth.
    Who benefits the most?
    They do not care about your well-being.
    You are simply in the way.
    This is about regaining POWER.
    Every asset deployed.
    Win by any means necessary.

    • wakedown
      May 3, 2020 at 1:36 pm

      the mortality rate of seasonal influenza is 0.002%, while the mortality rate in New York City for COVID-19 is expected to hit 0.2%, killing one in 500 New Yorkers. The Covid-19 mortality rate in New York City is 100 times greater than the mortality rate of the flu despite strict social distancing practices being enforced for over a month. The Lombardy region of Italy was slow to adopt social distancing protocols and saw mortality rates 68 times greater than the flu. Sweden, where there is no mandated lockdown, currently has a mortality rate 13 times higher than the flu, while its neighbor, Norway, has a mortality rate about two times higher than the flu. Covid-19 is not the flu, and we’ll be better off if we didn’t pretend that it was.

  • Stering Wadsworth III
    May 2, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    “Charlie Baker Can Kiss My Ass If He Thinks I’m Wearing A Mask When I Go Running”
    Mark the spot, you appear to be all ass. ha hahaha

  • StaySafeNumbnuts
    May 2, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    The only running this guy does is when he’s on the shitter.

  • Renny Martin
    May 2, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    That alcoholic shit bag Walsh doesn’t ever want this to end
    He loves wearing the mask because it covers his mush mouth

  • Michelle Carter
    May 2, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Smart peoples. US Intelligence has pop quizzes where they take an agent to a random parking lot with over 100 cars and once they walk through it to the store, they have to give the make model and color of 95% of the cars. Or they are dismissed. Try that, and then go get some depression pills.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    May 2, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Shuttle service resumes tonight 10:00-3:00 in West Warwick.
    Please wear a mask.I have bad pussy sneezes and drips.

  • RT impersonator
    May 2, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    i am u.

  • Fuhk Yoo Baker And Alcoholic Mahrty
    May 2, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    1) How many children should starve in order to make you feel safe?
    2) How many families must go bankrupt in order to make you feel safe?
    3) How many business owners should lose everything they’ve worked for in order to make you feel safe?
    4) How many people have to lose their jobs, their health insurance, their life savings, to make you feel safe?
    Come up with the number of people that you think should surrender their lives for YOUR feelings and YOUR safety.
    Does it make you feel safer knowing that your unwarranted fear and panic are costing others their livelihoods and even their own lives?
    Each time you whine and complain about keeping the country shut down, remember what it’s costing OTHER people for you to sit in your house watching TV, swallowing the panic narrative, and hoarding toilet paper.
    Also, remember this – if the TV news had never told you to be afraid of this virus, you wouldn’t have. You’d have never given it a thought, you’d have gone about your life as usual along with everyone else. You’d likely have never known there was a virus at all, you’d have thought that this was just another type of Flu. So, remember that all your fear and panic exists because you were TOLD to live in fear and panic. Regardless of whether things reopen or not, you still have the choice to stay home and not go places if you feel that is what is best for you and your family.

  • randiguy2006
    May 2, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    I’m sorry you had to be a father to your kid for a few hours. Such a sacrifice. Your wife still gets paid, you can work any hours you like.

    My 22 year olddaughter works 12 hour shifts at UMass in unsafe gowns covered in human fluids. There’s not enough to change to a new one. She comes home after watching people say good bye to loved ones over an iPad. She sleeps and eats alone before going back to do it again. They made her a charge nurse because there’s no enough nurses. Dead bodies are piled up.

    I don’t want to hear about your little run you complete pussy.

    • Renny Rancourt
      May 2, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      At least his child has a father
      Unlike you
      The child of a street prostitution knocked up by a negroe convict out on parole

    • Gene Parmesan
      May 2, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      Question did your 22 year old daughter go to school for at least 2 years to be a nurse?
      Did she apply for job as a nurse once she got her degree??
      She ever think “oh shit I may have to be around sick people “

      • IBITA Whitabat
        May 2, 2020 at 8:50 pm

        Not without the god damn appropriate tools and safeguards to keep her safe you half wit.

        I for one am glad Uncle Turtleboy and his cult are so moronic they’d embrace not wearing masks. I pray the universe has enough karma that some he cares about gets sick and dies after he’d say this.

        Anyone else notice how fucking bipolar this dude is, one article is shaming people for not being careful enough, the next he’s encouraging people to do the same….

        Unc, you don’t have a job other than being a Worcester focused knock off TMZ. Please please please will everyone you care about immediately stop social distancing. I’m begging you. How bout let you kids play with all their friends then send them to your parents house? !
        Kids don’t spread the virus you said, so you’re good.

  • Krafty Massage
    May 2, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Mahty says handjobs and butt fucks are ok according to his science as long as it is done in chinatown.

  • Jordis
    May 2, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Half-ass effort protecting people if the government was really concerned.

    There is a nursing home in my town (Dartmouth) where they have a high rate of patients tested positive for the virus. So, if the fear was really there and the need to protect people was in the government’s best you think the nurses and the nursing aids would be allowed to leave? No. Marshall law would restrict anyone exposed to the virus from any free will to go into the public. Instead the CNAs continue to be in their smoking circles on the side walks. Walking over to Dunkin donuts and Sunrise bakery during shifts. Going about their lives.
    The truth is, this is a virus and there have been many viruses that do have the ability to kill and yet we’ve chosen this one as the super scary one. Our poor children….we’ve sacrificed their sense of normalcy and safety and their rights out of fear.

    • WTF
      May 2, 2020 at 7:41 pm

      Martial Law…WTF

      Marshall Law is David Leavitt’s rule for being a douchenozzle to cashiers

  • Marty Is A Gay Alcoholic
    May 2, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Hey marty are you going to lower your mask to rim your boyfriend. More of your kind dies of aids every year thsn from covid.

    • juror seven esq.
      May 2, 2020 at 5:26 pm

      is that really true? Do you mean every year or just this year when the year ends? The chink flu and aids will have the same death results?

      • Fag cancer stats
        May 2, 2020 at 6:54 pm

        As of 2018, about 700,000 people have died of HIV/AIDS in the U.S. since the beginning of the HIV epidemic, and nearly 13,000 people with AIDS in the United States die each year. With improved treatments and better prophylaxis against opportunistic infections, death rates have significantly declined.

        • Sick Sodomite
          May 2, 2020 at 9:28 pm

          No one cares that 13k fags die but for consistenct they should be arrested fot spreading the virus via ass fucking

        • Math Made Easy
          May 3, 2020 at 11:56 am

          Your math is wrong. The entire covid population is not made up of fags only. Although that wouldnt be a bad thing. Lets go with the one in ten scenario.
          The overinglated 60k covid deaths would yield a 6k gay rate. 6k is less thsn 13k . So yes more butt fuckers die from aids than covid.

  • Hmmm
    May 2, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    So the question is what do the black hats have on Chuckie …we know what Marty wants he knows he’s going to lose the next election he’s looking for his federal cake secretary of labor gig, but Chuckie he may be in some shit Mike Pompeo a few months back talked about governors they had on their radar who are favorable in the eyes of the China government and Chuck showed up on that favorable list I’m just saying there are dots you have to connect

  • Live free or die?
    May 2, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Hey New Hampshire any thoughts on a new state slogan?

  • Carlos danger
    May 2, 2020 at 2:41 pm


    During this stressful time I hope your family is well
    Especially your drug addict piece of Shit son
    As well as your dick sucking homosexual brother

  • C9
    May 2, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    I’m hearing about a massive mask burning being planned on the north shore. They’re gonna provoke the police to try to enforce the bullshit curfew. Easily could lead to riots.

    Surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

    • I am so there!
      May 2, 2020 at 3:10 pm

      However, I will probably be wearing my mask

  • Dr. John
    May 2, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Since hospitals are mostly empty perhaps Charlene could resume elective surgeries and you know, save a life. People with pre-existing conditions are gonna croak cuz the dems will attribute it to CV-19 then hope some dipshit will blame Trump for it..

  • Bob's Funeral Home
    May 2, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    I fully support ending the lockdown. I have 12 kids and you’re gonna pay for college.


    • Bob's Funeral Home
      May 2, 2020 at 7:12 pm

      I could also use any extra cash to hire a private eye too see who knocked up my whore of a wife 12 times, as everyone knows I’m a eunic

      • The real Bob's Funeral Home
        May 4, 2020 at 7:39 am

        Well they’ll be plenty on money left over to hire a private eye. Pay for 12 investigations and I’ll also be able to get that second and third home I’ve been looking at.

        Thanks again

        Your pal Bob

  • Truth
    May 2, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Herd Immunity. The least Googled term on government devices.

    • Maybe you should actually google it
      May 2, 2020 at 1:14 pm

      the resistance to the spread of a contagious disease within a population that results if a sufficiently high proportion of individuals are immune to the disease, especially through vaccination.
      “the level of vaccination needed to achieve herd immunity varies by disease but ranges from 83 to 94 percent”

      So primarily through vaccination and 83-94% of the population to acheive this goal.

      TLDR; You need a vaccine to get herd immunity.

      • Truth
        May 2, 2020 at 1:42 pm

        Nice cherry pick. Vaccines aren’t the only way to achieve herd immunity. Humans developing their own antibodies through exposure is the best way, especially when you’re dealing with a relatively non-lethal illness.

        • Maybe you should actually google it
          May 2, 2020 at 1:51 pm

          Yeah not a cherry pick. It’s literally the definition. Google herd immunity definition.

          The only other way to get herd immunity is to infect every American and hope for the best.

          Now saunder back over to pornhub you only need one hand for that site.

          • Stering Wadsworth III
            May 2, 2020 at 7:00 pm

            you can “saunder” most people saunter

  • WTF
    May 2, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Charlie Baker is making Deval Patrick look better and better.

  • Wow
    May 2, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Are you kidding only elderly and sick ? My fucken son Got this virus ! It was the most miserable 2 months of my life ! My kids aunt passed away from this healthy as can be! My son is fit and healthy ! I really lost respect you have no clue til it happens to Someone you know

    • Whte Duval
      May 2, 2020 at 12:40 pm

      Hey sorry for your loss and son getting a virus but 97.8% of deaths are 80 or older for the rest of us it is the same as a regular flu.While i would never not wear a mask near a elderly adult i am not going to live in fear of rest of you minions if 500 people can be in a store at once and yes this is the capacity limit at most Walmarts i can walk around without a stupid mask that does not work according to surgeon general .

    • These idiots will never understand
      May 2, 2020 at 1:22 pm

      Sorry for your loss. Sadly, we’re talking to selfish children who are too dumb to understand what’s going on.

      You know first hand. I know because my wife works in the covid unit. These idiots think it’s a cold. Honestly, they can go fuck themselves.

      And fuck you TB for putting dumb ideas in the heads of dumb people.

      • The Covid Kid
        May 2, 2020 at 4:04 pm

        I fucked your dumb fuck wife in the ass during my sponge bath and punched her in the face as I came.

    • Kiley
      May 2, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      Nobody cares that your old douchebag aunt died from the virus

    • Jordis
      May 2, 2020 at 3:56 pm

      The definition of healthy has dropped over the years. Some woman on the news was recently said to have died from Coronavirus. The family etc said she was healthy. Then they show a picture is she is the obese older woman.
      If you dont take care of yourself you cant expect to fight off a virus.
      Reality. Live in it and stop doing the poor me attention bs.

  • Kenneth Foley
    May 2, 2020 at 11:33 am

    My posts won’t go thru

    • Kenneth Foley
      May 2, 2020 at 11:35 am

      I tried posting about
      Would not go thru.
      See Q 5/1 posts.
      He is on this inflated bogus covid death numbers

      • The Virgin Connie Swail
        May 2, 2020 at 7:04 pm

        WOW! that’s really interesting

  • Gay Tom
    May 2, 2020 at 11:26 am

    C’mon Unc it’s a Fagtastic day outside so let’s do this thing you know you want to.
    I’ve got my spandex running shorts on already wait til you check out my bulge in these things I really wanna know what you think about how I look in them.
    We can run down the street like we own it, stop at the park and ass fuck each other rancid friend.
    I’m talking no lube, no running clothes and NO FUCKING MASKS!!!
    We can be the hero’s we know we are buddy let’s be real men together and make this happen.

    May 2, 2020 at 11:26 am

    I’m extremely happy and proud that Governor Baker is standing his ground and showing tremendous leadership throughout this crisis. I can’t believe his character and integrity. I WOULD NEVER DISRESPECT MYSELF AND SUPPORT ANY POLITICIAN THAT BELONGS TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY EXCEPT CHARLIE BAKER!!!!!! He has been amazing throughout this criss. Working side by side with Mayor Marty Walsh showing principles before personalities. The very definition of bipartisanship and every resident of the commonwealth owes Charlie and Marty a debt of gratitude that can never be paid back. While the clown in the White house is telling Americans not to worry and if you by chance do catch Covid 19 just drink some Clorox and it will magically disappear meanwhile we have true leadership here in Massachusetts. Remember when Trump said 6 weeks ago there’s 15 cases of the virus in the country and by next week there will be none????? Yeah regardless in any event thank you Charlie thank you Marty keep showing the rest of the country how it’s done!!!!!

    • Russel Hops
      May 2, 2020 at 11:54 am

      Your mother took her dentures out last night before she licked my asshole
      She was pretty good

      Please thank her for me

    • Marty Is A Gay Buffoon
      May 2, 2020 at 4:11 pm

      Marty called whites racist 4 weeks ago for not going to chinatown.
      He reiterated fake science by the WHO that ssid the virus cant be trsnsmitted from person to person.
      Real science csn withstand scrutiny. This fake science that marty spews changes day to day depending upon what constitutionsl rights he and fellow dimwitted dems want to take away from resl Americans.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 2, 2020 at 11:21 am

    So, now that masks are forced upon the people there are not capacity limits to the supermarket? Just returned, walked right in, no one checking at the door, no sign regarding capacity.

    • Clarke Is A Pussified Commie Cunt
      May 2, 2020 at 11:37 am

      Hey Clarkarina – do everybody a favor and shut your pussy ass twat up in your safe space for the next 18 months and toss off 24/7 to all the fake fear porn on MSDNC!

      We’ll give you a ring when all is said and done! You might want to get your passport in order and apply for a visa in the 3rd world socialist shit hole country of your choice! Don’t worry we’ll pay for your one-way plane fare there!

      • CLARKE -
        May 2, 2020 at 12:35 pm

        Well in any event Mayor Marty is doing a great job handling the pandemic. Too bad Donald couldn’t get on board with Pelosi and AOC and this pandemic would be over

    • Clarke Is A Pussified Commie Cunt
      May 2, 2020 at 11:42 am


      This is a reply for the Clarke the Commie Cunt above – not you!

      • CLARKE -
        May 2, 2020 at 7:10 pm

        I am Marty’s soggy bottom, I would love to suck off Charlie Parker

  • Proud American
    May 2, 2020 at 10:23 am

    Bottom line: people should be able to choose with laws they want to obey and which ones they don’t. I agree with TurtleBoy.

    • whatevuh
      May 2, 2020 at 1:12 pm

      I agree with you. I don’t like that law about breaking and entering, where do you live?

      • Proud American
        May 2, 2020 at 4:52 pm

        I don’t like the law that says I can’t spray people’s brains all over my driveway with an AR-15 so sounds like this will work perfectly.

        • whatevuh
          May 2, 2020 at 6:41 pm

          Obviously, I would break in when you’re not home Mr. I’m a big tough guy with a pretend gun

          • Proud American
            May 3, 2020 at 1:10 am

            He hasn’t watched the news and doesn’t realize everyone’s home all the time. Shhhh nobody tell him.

    • Charlie Baker
      May 2, 2020 at 4:13 pm

      Thats why I created a sanctuary city for illegal criminalien invaders

  • Liberalism is a Disease and TB has Contracted It
    May 2, 2020 at 10:11 am

    Yeah, protest! Are you gonna carry a sign on your run, too? How about wearing a pink pussy hat? Oh, I know! Maybe you can lie in the street to block traffic and ambulances!

    • Pussy Fag
      May 2, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      You would wear pink panties when gay marty mandates it.

      • Liberalism is a Disease and TB has Contracted It
        May 3, 2020 at 1:11 am

        Nah I’d probably cry like a little bitch like TB.

  • masks for the peasants and ice cream for the ruling class
    May 2, 2020 at 10:05 am

  • Not based on data
    May 2, 2020 at 9:32 am

    This whole thing is bull shit. First, the number of new cases is going to continue to rise, there is much more testing. Data shows that more than 80% of those infected do not show symptoms. And there is no proof that asymptomatic people are causing massive spread. The CDC website says there MAY be asymptomatic spread and Dr. Birx always says MAY as well. Second, deaths are going to rise, deaths from this virus are a lagging indicator. A good deal of people dying today were put on ventilators weeks ago. The number to look at is net new hospitalizations, and that number is down and has been trending down.
    Why is this mask order coming in May, two months into this ordeal. I’ll tell you why, it is to keep low information people scared. If useful idiots see everyone wearing masks, they think the problem is getting worse and look to fuckups like Walsh and other dip shit mayors and the governor to protect them. Wake up, this is nothing more than a power grab….these politicians want nothing more than to control the masses while they get rich.

      May 2, 2020 at 10:10 am

      There are some ICU doctors, who speculate that the “accepted protocol” for putting victims on ventilators is what is killing people. The act of lying on one’s back, in itself has been questioned, some doctors have stated that lying on one’s stomach helps a victim cough out the junk clogging the lungs. I have seen video of doctors pondering whether the physical actions of the ventilator, on the lung tissue, causes damage that is then exploited by the virus.

      • soxrock191
        May 2, 2020 at 9:06 pm

        Secretions pool & people end up drowning in their own junk if they aren’t turned at least every 2 hours & you gotta pound on their back to get that crap moving around then you suction them. VAP = Ventilator Associated Pneumonia.

        Did I mention Charlie’s a douche bag???? In case I didn’t, Charlie’s a a douche bag.
        And Marty’s no doubt rubbin’ one out while drinking a bottle of Jack.

        • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
          May 3, 2020 at 10:40 am

          I have not canceled the pride parade . I will rub one out on your mask when we have the debauchery week festivities

  • The New Normal
    May 2, 2020 at 9:21 am

  • L
    May 2, 2020 at 9:12 am

    Where’d the blogs about the kissing glass nurse go? Both seem to be gone. Did a real attorney drop their nuts on your face?

    • Turtleboy is a fraaauuuud
      May 3, 2020 at 10:37 am

      Great catch.

  • Gay Tom
    May 2, 2020 at 8:55 am

    It’s time to make a statement. Meet me at the park TB so we can show everyone how tough and brave we are. I’m talking stripping down no pussy mask no pussy condoms just two hot men ass fucking each other hard core til blood is running down our legs while we spit Corona virus into each others open mouths. We’ll show that dictator Baker he can’t tell us what to do by expressing our freedom through man on man love it ill be hot.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 2, 2020 at 8:23 am

    Some of Charlie’s stupidity is actually causing the virus to be spread into other states.

    For instance Charlie has closed all gun stores in MA. So people who reload etc. can legally buy these items, brass, primers etc. in NH. You can’t get a haircut in MA, so I assume people are going to NH for that also.

    There are probably hundreds of things in surrounding states that are available. So these insane rules are spready the virus, not containing it.

  • bill fleming
    May 2, 2020 at 7:40 am

    Watch what happens on the MBTA police are called to remove a person of color off a bus for not wearing a mask. The bus driver will not move the bus and the cops will drag Rosa Parks off the bus and all hell will break loose. The next day Charlie Baker will rescind the order. It already happened in Philly.

  • Dr Ed
    May 2, 2020 at 7:40 am

    An update on my recovery

    I’m still at rehab and my big fat sweaty negroe nurses aid is still sexually abusing me Strangely I’m starting to not mind it

    But this COVID thing is really bothering me
    I can still take his big dick up my ass ok but sucking it is hard with the mask

    Pray for me

    • Boston Gay Alliance
      May 3, 2020 at 12:08 pm

      mahty will cum right over and do a pete butt fuck on you.

  • Truth
    May 2, 2020 at 7:38 am

    The numbers are all a lie if you’ve had a flu shot in the past and you’re stupid if you have you will automatically test positive for CV

    Wake the fuck up people and heading out today no mask never will wear a mask fuck you Charlie Baker why don’t you get your son in line before you hassle law abiding citizens

  • Country Joe
    May 2, 2020 at 7:28 am

    Do you think Charlie Parker’s drug addict asswipe son who molested a woman on an airplane or Charlie’s queer brother are wearing masks

  • Massholio
    May 2, 2020 at 7:10 am

    Callin’ your bluff Charlie Parker. I’m playin’ run and gun with a gun and without a mask. You gonna stop me chickenshit?

  • Gay Tom let's jog
    May 2, 2020 at 6:47 am

    Finally a man ho speaks the truth.
    lot’s of people think during pandemic all us gays do is sit around the house and stick weird shit up our assholes but nothing is further from the truth.
    We also like to go out maskless and spit aids and covid on public handrails and and shit it’s awesome. You’re a real hero Turtleboy, a champion and one of us buddy so don’t take no shit from Baker my friend!

  • New Hampster
    May 2, 2020 at 3:10 am

    I have an idea that he only even said this because the numbers in Massachusetts are so high, which they really shouldn’t be. He just needed to think of *something*, anything, to make it seem like he’s addressing that issue. The science says that wearing a mask only helps stop YOU from spreading the virus. Sure, this might help a little, but if nothing else has worked, this won’t either. Most communities in NH have zero or very few cases. Not a very populated place, so social distancing works. The huge influx of virus cases happen near the Mass border. Knowing people see the high numbers in Mass, and get sick of the vast array of bullshit going on there around it, they start heading up here to NH. I live in a tiny town, and drive through basically the backwoods to pick up and drop off my son. Now all I see, and everyone is, is Mass plates everywhere. That’s not fair to us. I get it, but still not fair. I know it’s not fair for the people who came up because they live in a state where hoodboogers and whatnot keep that shit thriving down there. Bottom line: even if some places do everything right, it’s not going to work because then people seek out those places. It really has become a “if you get it, you get it” sort of thing. I just hate that I have medical problems and have to take immunosuppressants, so I’ll probably be forever stuck at home. And I’m starting not to stay at home. Fuck it!

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      May 2, 2020 at 8:12 am

      Some very valid reasons why people are going to NH.

      Down here in MA, you can’t get a haircut, you can’t buy ammo etc. So people are traveling to other states.

  • That’s what more and more people need to start doing. Defy everything. They can’t arrest us all.
    May 2, 2020 at 2:01 am

    Shit ton of comments , do you think this story touched a nerve with the American public ? . TB sports said and I quote “ That’s what more and more people need to start doing. Defy everything. They can’t arrest us all.” sure that’s called anarchy . Obedience to law is liberty. Hey Unc you live in a town where the cops clubbed Like a baby seal an elderly man suffering from Alzheimer’s because he had a pocket knife (1 1/2” blade) , he ended up in a nursing home and died . That’s the kind of police state you live in yet you notify them for protection every time one of these junkies you blog about threatens you . . Now you encourage civil disobedience with your website. Let’s all drive 100 past playgrounds , That’s what more and more people need to start doing. Defy everything. They can’t arrest us all. Sure that’s your answer . The censors have been after you for years and now any legitimate journalism you’ve done ( three stories and counting) is now completely discredited because of your encouragement to as you said That’s what more and more people need to start doing. Defy everything. They can’t arrest us all. so take your pants off and stroll around your neighborhood listening to NWA on a boom box because That’s what more and more people need to start doing. Defy everything. They can’t arrest us all. when the cops catch up to you tell them TB said it was okay

    • Give Me Liberty!!!! Or Give Me the Comment Section...I’ll settled
      May 2, 2020 at 2:28 am

      I agree. Can’t be calling for anarchy.

      That’s just a fancy way to say fuck 12, or what ever these Main Street miscreants use for terminology.

      But at the same time you can’t tell people they have to wear a mask or be fined but support safe spaces for junkies. ( i.e. Mayor of some God forsaken place near Agawam)

      If he can’t breathe while he’s running, the same thing happens to junkies when they over dose I heard.

      But junk bombs get brought back to life. To syphon off the system indefinitely.

      He’s just trying to catch his breathe. Make his own mark on the track, not his own track marks.

      Also, please try to break down your argument like this:

      Spacing, grammar, punctuation…

      I’ve worked labor all day, have a GED, drank a liter and smoked a bowl. It’s not that hard.

    • Bobo Zarilla
      May 2, 2020 at 7:33 am


      Your mother was defying the law last night when she was licking my balls while not wearing a mask

    • Kate Peters Involuntary Host
      May 2, 2020 at 9:36 am

      At the end of the day Unc is really a total hypocrit. Calls the cops every time a ratchet threatens him, fouls the court system with his teen age Facebook drama even though protesting ratchets who do the same, flip flippers on issues including THIS ONE. There are parasites that take control of animals minds and make the host do wierd things. That’s Kate Peters “stench trench” running wild through Uncs veins. Can you imagine what his like is like? Something or someone does him wrong.
      …arrrggghhhhh!! Throws the kids on the floor, grabs his laptop and logs out of his 17 current fake profiles, and writes an angry blog. Grow up and put a mask on to protect us from your word hole.

  • All In The Family Rant - PC Version
    May 2, 2020 at 1:59 am

    Seriously. The only ones not effected from this are people that already had a “stimulus” check from the gov’t since birth….nevermind a pocket full of diseases and fetty.

    All I have to say is Worcester Walmart is everything I expected it to be.

    What should small business owners do when EIDL funding, stimulus, unemployment for their employees is unknown but leeches are buying new TV’s and taking advantage of the rent “relief” for a while ( Read up Carl, Carlito and Carlshawnda…ya still gotta pay but you won’t)

    Forget about the small business man.

    Yeah, the guy that pays out the nose on the business side, and still pays more in on time child support than any flat brim would make in a week.

    I’m done…


    Fuck you Bristol Blarney you degenerate. I’m sure you got the $500 stimulus for each kid you don’t have.

  • Josh Abrams’ Father
    May 2, 2020 at 1:05 am

    I wished my unemployed, slack-jawed, meaty-breasted nothing of a son wore a protective mask when he travelled the country bothering police and post office clerks. But he didn’t. And now he’s back at home in our basement, and here I lie, in my death bed stricken with covid19. Damn you, son, damn you!

  • Jared
    May 2, 2020 at 12:10 am

    Gov Bakers glee in saying this is the “new normal” is shocking! The local media’s glee in framing this order as perfectly proper, is shocking. US Citizens’ apathy in instantly acquiescing to these utterly communist edicts is, SHOCKING. This is a surreal time. One that starkly resembles the zombie, mindlessness that characterized the period surrounding the horrific events leading up to WW2. Truly epic consequences will stem from these early days in which we now live.

  • In other news
    May 1, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    The lockdown is going to be extended because idiots aren’t wearing masks and corona keeps spreading.

    Or wear a mask and maybe shit will open up.

  • Wrong Again
    May 1, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    Bill Gates said (over 3 weeks ago) that 250,000 Americans would die in the next 2 weeks, then the numbers would go down. Not even 1% of that happened. That needs to be addressed.

  • Think for yourselves,
    May 1, 2020 at 11:32 pm

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 1, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    “Are you gonna bust us or just bore us to death? I mean, man, you’re interrupting our education. How’re we ever gonna grow up to fight wars and pay taxes if cops keep playing games with us.”
    Dragnet 1967

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    May 1, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    If anyone asks me why I’m not wearing one, I’ll just tell them I’m ” identifying” as someone who wears a mask.
    Baker can suck my left nut.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 1, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Marty’s Bottom Bitch has announced that new public housing will commence as of May 6th. They will be multi family units with a large area for people to congregate without having to follow distance regulations. Work will be provided and free tattoos.

  • My Gov/Mayor Is A Dipshit
    May 1, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    Looks like Charlie wants to hold this sanctuary state “hostage” in order to get a slice of the $1 trillion federal state bailout bill currently being debated on the hill in DC. Wants money to cover financial budget mismanagement PRIOR TO this “pandemic”!

    Screw you Baker, Walsh, et. al. I say, Let this and every other democommie run state go BANKRUPT! First to go will be these cockaroach dependent welfare/Section 8/free s**t programs!

  • Patrick Henry
    May 1, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    I’d rather die a free man than live under the arbitrary orders of wanna be tyrants!

    • You're basically a suicide bomber
      May 1, 2020 at 9:10 pm

      Too bad you’ll take others with you. Bunch of selfish fucks on here.

      • Patrick Henry
        May 1, 2020 at 10:37 pm

        Our founding fathers fought a war and kicked out the British during a smallpox pandemic. Stop being such a fucking pussy and lock yourself inside.

      • Hugh Mungous
        May 1, 2020 at 11:25 pm

        Hey douche bag,Please remember that Canada was settled by all the fucking pussies who wouldn’t fight the Kings army. Go fuck yourself nine ways to Sunday. From a combat veteran who served in Iraq and Afghanistan, choke on a dick

      • Cheeseman
        May 2, 2020 at 8:01 am

        You’re mother is a selfish fuck then
        She was taking it up the ass last night from her black boyfriend and she didn’t have her mask on

    • Time For A Revolution
      May 1, 2020 at 9:19 pm

      Thanks Patrick Henry !

  • Get your shit together
    May 1, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    Over 65,000 deaths in the US.

    But yeah it’s a fucking cold. Nothing to worry about.

    TB you’re dead wrong on this. Quit spreading bad information you’re going to get people killed.

    • Tyranny is here
      May 1, 2020 at 9:38 pm

      The CDC just released the *UPDATED* death count….*drum roll*….wait for it……11,000 people have died in the US from COVID19. The Flu kills 50,000 a year. Where’s the 1.9 million people they were projecting that would die, anyone?! Anyone!? If you don’t believe me, go directly to the CDC’s website.

      • Do the Reich Thing
        May 1, 2020 at 10:37 pm

        In 2018 there were a total of 1,991 deaths due to heroin overdoses. What happens when West Nile arrives this summer? More shelter in place.

      • Paul Casale
        Wait for it...drumroll asshole
        May 2, 2020 at 4:35 pm

        From CDC website:

        Cases in the U.S.
        Other LanguagesPrint Page
        Last updated on May 2, 2020

        30,326 New Cases*
        1,829 New Deaths*
        *Compared to yesterday’s data
        About the Data
        Want More Data?
        CDC COVID Data Tracker

    • NoMaskforMe
      May 1, 2020 at 10:16 pm

      65,000 dead against the population of 328 million?
      That’s a drop in the bucket compared to the number of deaths attributed to cancer, car accidents, and any other cause.

      Sorry, but no. I am not wearing a mask. Why? Because I am healthy to begin with, I know how to wash my hands, and I was raised to cover my mouth if I cough, or my mouth and nose if I sneeze.

      If you are so worried that you’re going to catch something, then fine. You wear a mask or even better, stay home.

      It’s time to let the adults go back to work and restart the economy before it’s too late.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 1, 2020 at 10:24 pm

      Hey moron, not every death in America is Chinese Corona virus. Anyone notice no matter how someone dies it’s the rona’s fault? Gunshot to the head,cancer, rollover with ejection, sticking poison in your arm every obituary says complications from Chinese corona virus

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 1, 2020 at 11:04 pm

      you can always find Edna Mae on the Sunset Strip.

    • Dr. Dre
      May 1, 2020 at 11:22 pm

      yep 60,000 people. Same amount that die from the regular FLU!! Lighten up!

    • Twistedtea
      May 2, 2020 at 9:30 am

      This is unc’s wedge issue. He’s probably getting a fuck ton of new followers every day by posting these articles. because it appeals to the idiots. He knows better, that’s why he was initially for the stay at home order. But look at the comments!! This really gets people riled up. Do what you want unc. I’m gonna wear a mask because I want to. I appreciate your right to choose!

      You should hold a rally!!

  • Charles Darwin
    May 1, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    Are you that special kind of stupid?

    Well then I’ve got good news for you!!!

    Come on down!!

    No mask needed!!!

    Get your Darwin Awards today!!!

    • Meh
      May 2, 2020 at 9:29 pm

      OMG!! RIGHT!!! These Boomers have no idea how bad this is. Like, seriously. They’re the ones that killed our planet and left us all with no climate to like slow the spread. Worse, I read on Facebook that alt-righters think it’s a hoax and are causing new cases of Covid infections by not wearing organic, locally sourced, independent owner/operator fair trade masks (please like and resend the post ). This racially non-binary in origin disease so for real – it’s like worse than the Holocaust. The only way we can beat this virus is to start by outlawing Christianity and guns across the board, thus, ensuring women have free and easy access to 24 hour drive-thru abortions. From there, common sense measures to reverse racist and oppressive policies like student loan repayment, rent, taxes, etc. will naturally evolve into universal government-funded income to improve living standards and slow the pandemic virus. For our individual part, all we have to do is like rewrite the wildly unpopular Bill of Rights – the rights for some not all that were written by old, white slave owners like a million years ago. We’re all in this together, so if we all do our part and trust the people who REALLY know, we will successfully eviscerate the economy and able to embrace a cohesive utopia – it’s the only way. Plus, because it’s like settled science, you can’t argue against it. This is an existential environmental threat that will kill everyone on Earth every seven days. We MUST, for sake of the children, accept our civic duty by believing ALL WOMEN SURVIVORS have a higher risk of infection, and shaming, silencing and/or destroying all those who dare question any directive issued by our elected heroes. Like, literally.

  • Don
    May 1, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    Most of those people protesting weren’t employed in the first place.
    I think the flip flop on this is Your jealous of your wife getting 600 bucks a week for having to collect unemployment.

    • Finian
      May 2, 2020 at 2:55 pm


      You’re just jealous because your wife is out there 10 hours a day sucking cocks in Roxbury and she’s only taking home 400 a week

  • Newman
    May 1, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    Have a blue collar job that has me working outside 6 days a week between 10-12 hours a day since this started in mid March, have never worn gloves or a mask yet and still don’t know a single person who has gotten this virus, open it up and have some common sense rules in place. I can’t get a haircut but Antons cleaners and doggy play date card are still operating? Absurd.

    • Help us
      May 1, 2020 at 11:29 pm

      Why barbers? Never saw more than 2 people in the shop at the same time. Common sense. Open up with limits. Doctors have always said if you sick wear a mask/ if you’re not don’t. This is ridiculous.

      • Tom Blackburn
        May 3, 2020 at 1:17 am

        If there’s never more than two people in there then I got news for you, man. You go to a shitty barber. Sorry you had to find out this way.

        • Help Us
          May 4, 2020 at 8:09 pm

          No, I just don’t go to one of the Fronts where there’s 50 people in there, 1 of which MIGHT be getting his hair cut.

    • Seinfeld
      May 2, 2020 at 3:05 am

      Hello Newman!

  • Gropey Baker
    May 1, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    The good thing about the mask law is that people wont be able to see my face when I sexually assault them. Thanks dad you always have my back. Its my own me too movement

  • HeyYouWhoMe
    May 1, 2020 at 8:26 pm


  • You missed the point
    May 1, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Only required in public buildings. Not required when out for a jog or walk. Continue to social distance and you don’t need a mask. The media sets the headlines indicating that they are required in the park. But they are not needed.

    • Comp
      May 1, 2020 at 8:34 pm

      A little listening comprehension is in order. He says to bring one on your walk in case you happen to pass by someone on a slim sidewalk.

      • Or..
        May 1, 2020 at 9:08 pm

        …if you pass slim shady.

    • Backstreet Baker sucks
      May 2, 2020 at 12:03 am

      You might want to read the actual order. It does not limit mask wearing to the places you say. It says to have one on anytime you might possibly get within 6 feet of another human. Way more intrusive than just in stores. Backstreet Baker Sara he and wifey bring one on their walks around the seashore community they call home so they can slip it on if they get near someone. He sucks

    • Dummie
      May 2, 2020 at 12:18 am

      Hey to “You missed the point” you missed the point. Read the text of the actual order.

  • JP
    May 1, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Dear Charlie Baker,
    I hope you and all your loved ones get stomach cancer.
    Yours Truly,
    Everyone in Massachusetts

  • Truth
    May 1, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Remember. Charlie Baker, before becoming guvnah, was the head of Vanguard, the parent company of Harvard Pilgrim Health Care. There’s no excuse for flubbing this “pandemic”.

  • Freedom Fighter
    May 1, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Charlie can fuck himself

    Pro tip. All I have to do is say I have existing medical condition that prevents wearing one. Ada and hippa laws prevent me from having to disclose any medical conditions.
    75,000 fine for first offense

    Whole thing now is to get federal bailout to fix broke pensions. And Charlie knows feds coming down on him for the 70 deaths at that nursing home.

    Marty is another loser just lookin for a Sec of Labor job bec he knows he will lose to Wi

  • Frank
    May 1, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Free country hahaha how much longer are we going to put up with these elitist cunt politicians telling us how to live? They are 100% ok with destroying the middle class while Charlie’s millions will still be there. Oh yea let’s release thousands of violent inmates and threaten law abiding citizens? Wow keep it up cunts we can only take so much. The ultimate judge is watching you Charlie

    • Frank
      May 1, 2020 at 8:36 pm

      I apologize for my language but it infuriates me that they feel they can just throw away the constitution and we will just take it. Time to stand up peacefully to these tyrants. Charlie just come out of the closet and declare for the demon-cratic party

  • Common Sense
    May 1, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    People fail to realize COVID19 carries a similar risk of death as the flu. The fatality rate is nowhere near 10% or 4% or even 1%…it is closer to 0.1% or 0.2%. This is a fact as shown by serological (antibody) testing conducted by municipalities such as New York state and the city of Los Angeles. A possible vaccine is not the solution (flu vaccine is approximately 30% effective each year). These broad-based isolation measures are certainly not the answer. Instead, we need practices to accommodate and support the at risk populations while reopening the economy–allowing tens of millions of people to get back to work.

    I will repeat the first sentence: People fail to realize COVID19 carries a similar risk of death as the flu. End of discussion.

  • The Drifter
    May 1, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    Way to go Charlie! Way until May to come out with this law… Maybe the middle of March when the shit was hitting the fan would have been the common sense time… But nooo,,, let’s wait longer and let it get worse….The horse left the barn way back then…..Too late to close the door now….As usual, Massachusetts lags behind in just about everything…

  • Crispy C
    May 1, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Mid-March we have an outbreak.

    Charlie Baker 1.5 months later: everyone wear masks!!

    Fucking clown.

    • Assholes For Dummies
      May 1, 2020 at 7:39 pm

      Mid march
      W.h.o. the virus cant be spread human to human

      Chatlie says no need to wear mask

      Slcoholic marty says go to chinatown white racist

  • Joe
    May 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    What I don’t understand about Chuck Baker is his timing. Two weeks ago more people were dying every day and more people were being hospitalized every day and he did nothing. In March when most states around us put in place stay at home orders, Chuck just ‘recommended’ staying home. Bad ass Gina Raimondo in RI told people they had to stay home and closed borders, now her state is starting to reopen. Baker didn’t do it right when he should have and now he is playing make up. He has sucked through this whole event and somehow the entire Facebook machine blows smoke up his ass on a daily basis praising his good works. He is a horrible leader who hasn’t figure anything out the right way. And if anyone believes that contact tracing will actually happen and work they must never have interacted with any MA government employee. They get nothing right ever.

  • Gropey Backer
    May 1, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Hey dad do I need to wear a mask when groping women who sit next to me?
    Good thing I know you hah dad. You got my alleged sexual assault swept under the rug.
    Thanks dad.

  • the truth
    May 1, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    People should be forced to wear masks and stay indoors. We don’t even have a vaccine ready for COVID-19 yet. When it becomes available, everyone should be required to take it. Until then, we need the country shut down and possibly have a curfew in place.

    • You cuck
      May 1, 2020 at 7:17 pm

      Only weak minded fanooks are willing to give up their rights because they are scared of a virus with a 99.96% recovery rate and 99.99% if you are under 70 years old and not a fat fuck.

    • The Truthful Fag
      May 1, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      Your dad forced you to suck his cock but thats your problem not societies.

    • Fuhrer Baker
      May 1, 2020 at 7:53 pm

      if they stay home for months without a paycheck coming in to keep a roof over their heads, they won’t HAVE A HOME TO LIVE IN. thats not how it works.

    • Renfro
      May 2, 2020 at 2:33 pm

      The curfew should be on your mother
      Hanging out on broadway in Lynn sucking cocks for 5 bucks a pop is not social distancing

  • Being one of the 23 employees at the Walmart in Worcester who tested positive for corona virus today to own the libs
    May 1, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Can the MAGA people just meet up with the Antifa lunatics in the middle of a field somewhere in South Dakota and cancel each other out already? So tired of both these bozos.

    • Snarky Pete
      May 1, 2020 at 8:20 pm

      You work at Walmart. COVID 19 is the least of your troubles. Grow a set.

      • Being one of the 23 employees at the Walmart in Worcester who tested positive for corona virus today to own the libs
        May 1, 2020 at 10:16 pm

        Lol you don’t have a job loser learn to code

    • Walmart Human Resources
      May 1, 2020 at 8:21 pm

      Feeling well enough to come back to work soon?

    • Happy trucker
      May 1, 2020 at 9:16 pm

      Drove by there today. Was great to see that whole parking lot empty except for the people living in their cars. With that walmart shutdown, traffic was markedly reduced on 146 and 290. Thanks

  • Fuhrer Baker
    May 1, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    The CDC says you shouldn’t wear a mask unless you show symptoms of the red flu. Who do you trust more? them or some power hungry tyrant looking for trouble? Charlie Baker can go fuck his mothers asshole.

  • bigdaddy
    tall deval
    May 1, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    If you call the police on your neighbor for not wearing a mask you have done the Reich thing

  • soxrock191
    May 1, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    Only the N95 works. Fuck Charlie the dem masquerading as a republican Baker That offends the fuck outta me. I’m not wasting the 3 N95’s I have on this super scary virus. I’m done wearing a USELESS surgical mask and I’M A FUCKING NURSE.

    Charlie Baker is a Fascist Pig.

  • Sons of Liberty
    May 1, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Go to the Tea Party ship on Congress Street, and throw a box of masks into Boston Harbor

  • Snarky Pete
    May 1, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    I’m going on Amazon right now and buying a Richard Nixon plastic Halloween mask

  • Fuck charlie parker
    May 1, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    The only way I’m putting a mask on before I go into a store is if I’m robbing the fucking place.

    • Crispy C
      May 1, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      Oh you can bet Shirley Leung will have a Globe article submitted tonight stating how racist this is because the dindus fear for their safety since all cops will presume they are robbing a store with a mask on.

      • 538 Poll
        May 1, 2020 at 9:20 pm

        Poll Question: Would you rather get Corona Virus or eat Shirley’s musty, hairy unkempt cunt? My vote is gimme the corona every day all day

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 1, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    US Attorney General Bill Barr on Friday said it’s time to start rolling back Coronavirus restrictions imposed by state and local governments.
    Barr made the statements during a nationwide “Ask the AG” Twitter question-and-answer session.
    Barr argued that the government had the right to impose reasonable and temporary restrictions when facing immediate catastrophic danger to public safety, and asserted the Bill of Rights doesn’t go away during a crisis like this.
    Barr said the government is required to justify the restrictions and now that the “curve has been flattened” it’s time to adjust.
    Democrat governors are not letting go of their new found power.
    In fact, Democrat governors are extending lockdown orders without any explanation.
    California Governor Gavin Newsom retaliated against the citizens of his state and ordered all Orange County beaches closed after tens of thousands flocked to beaches amid a heatwave last weekend.

  • Jeff J
    The Real Question is......
    May 1, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    You guys actually pay for daycare when you’re always “working” from home??

    If that’s the case then the e-begging is really paying off.

  • whatevuh
    May 1, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    “The police are the ones who will be put to the test here” and there are a whole bunch of cops who need to express to you who has the power now baby, you know the ones that got picked on, and pushed around on the playground when they were little. They will fucking tase you, cuff you and slam you around, until you submit.

    • I see it the other way
      May 1, 2020 at 6:40 pm

      cops will be hesitant to enforce this bullshit and rightfully so. They have enough to deal with now they have to play this 3rd grade game of who’s wearing a mask. If a groper is a wearing a mask, will we ever find out if he groped?

      • Mahty
        May 1, 2020 at 7:37 pm

        Just a way to harass the white male easy stop and no resistance and they will pay. I want to see the illegals who play soccer everyday over at Columbia park ticketed. They are directly across from state police. All day weed smell and empty beer cans. The cops wont bother them because mahty says its racist.

        • whatevuh
          May 1, 2020 at 8:49 pm

          I live near a basketball court, the Parks Dept zip-tied the baskets a while ago, the kids just cut the zip-ties off and have been playing B-Ball for weeks, nobody really gives a shit.

  • Bloop
    May 1, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Hey Charlie, how’s about you kiss my asshole lips instead you fuckhead.

  • Jordis
    May 1, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Do I need to really use the
    “My body My choice” argument?

    Should I cover my hair because it offends Muslims?

    I wont be wearing a mask. If you’re scared you, wear one.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 1, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Everyone must embrace this edict. I will be enforcing the mandate. I will be filming and turning anyone over who does not follow orders. You will be publicly shamed and outcast.

    • Governor Charlie Karen Baker
      May 1, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      Governor Charlie Karen Baker, releasing convicts, gang members and heroin dealers from prison to prey on the public. Fines citizens $300 for not wearing useless masks that offer zero protection. Seems legit.

      Welcome to The Clown State of Massachusetts

  • The Facts
    May 1, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    3147 of the 3716 deaths in MA are ages 70+ Just sayin. They say this was not an engineered virus. I call Bull Shit!!!

    • Eugene
      May 1, 2020 at 6:06 pm

      I’ve been saying this since the beginning.Little kids without a built up immune system should be dropping like flies,they arent .This virus was designed to do what it’s doing.

  • phillip j mckracken
    Rick from Rutland
    May 1, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Tall….. Deval….. What an asshole

    May 1, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    “Two Weeks”….

    • mrme
      May 1, 2020 at 5:48 pm

      The Money Pit!!! Exactly!

  • Holy Crapola
    May 1, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Wear a mask by executive order, by law $300. fine and Gov douche bag waited almost 2 months to decide that, what an incompetent boob.

    Baker asks we don’t wear masks that work, like a n95 mask that is proven to stop the corona virus from going into you or out of you, don’t use one he says.

    You can and must wear a pretend mask made from old socks, rags, t-shirts… In other words the masks don’t work and they know they don’t work that’s cool. If you have a n95 mask that does work don’t you dare use it. So it has nothing to do stopping the virus.

    What kind of insanity is this, using the force of law to force people to wear masks that don’t work. Can we draw tail lights on our cars with a red marker and pass inspection. How about using a W2 written in crayon for our tax returns. Normally crazy ass Florida is looking very sane these days, fuck the liberal northeast. Fuck Governor Charlie Baker and his rapist son AJ Baker who never faced charges.

    • Vote with your feet
      May 1, 2020 at 5:25 pm

      “Crazy” Florida has a real Governor, I’m glad I moved here 18 months ago. Restaurants opening Monday. Beaches already open. (Volusia County)

  • Jewmwerica
    May 1, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Jewish communism in the Jewish states of america shocking.

    • I are at Weintraubs deli for 50 years !
      May 2, 2020 at 2:24 am

      Really sick of you anti Semitic bullshit pal . Your a scumbag who needs a reality check . Why is Turtle Boy sports not censoring your hate speech ?

  • Lol
    May 1, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Like you run ……

  • Hahahaha
    May 1, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    What an absolutely hysterical pussy AK is. This is by far the funniest covid meltdown I’ve seen. Oh no! Unemployed house husband had to come out of the basement for ONE HOUR!

    Please tell us more about the science, AK. I’m sure you know it real good.

    • randiguy2006
      Ya think
      May 2, 2020 at 5:06 pm

      Not all heroes wear capes.

      TB had to be father for an hour while the wife put in an hour of work for a days pay. That’s very scary!

      Muh rights!

  • Tom Blackburn
    May 1, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Arm yourself and prepare for a shootout with the police.

  • FOAD
    May 1, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    “Consequently I could not work during that time.”
    So stalking people’s profiles in the basement of your wife’s house is considered work these days, apparently.

    You just want this whole ordeal to be over so you can rid yourself of the nuisance that is the responsibility of fatherhood. It interferes with jerking off to teen gutter rats on Facebook (and then shitting all over them publicly).

    Fucking loser.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 1, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    I have a lone ranger mask, does that count? Fuck these idiots, I thought we bent curve?

  • Lmao
    May 1, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    “I had to parent my son for an hour and lost precious time at my nonexistent job.”


    This fuckin guy.

    • Honestly...
      May 1, 2020 at 4:55 pm

      …What do you mean, I have to parent? I can’t just pawn my kid off on someone else so I can troll Facebook for material? Open up daycare NOW so I can lead my best life!

  • Shane MacGowan
    May 1, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Charlie Parker can KMRIA.

    Going transmetropolitan
    We’ll drink the rat’s piss, kick the shite
    And I’m not going home tonight

  • Just a crazy Libertarian
    May 1, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    Finally, an admission that you were wrong: “I can’t really hate on people that are still on Team Lockdown because I was one myself”.

    I appreciate that you have now come to your senses. I just wish you had said it sooner.

    • Betty
      May 1, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      When TB was on Team Lockdown upfront, I was very disappointed. This has been a government grab since moment one. I gave them the benefit of the doubt for two weeks while they got their head around it, but now its just a grab.

      And thanks to this latest move, I’ll be shopping in NH exclusively. If they play bullshtt with school in September, NH will get my property taxes as well.

      The dumb fucks.

  • Fuck that shit
    May 1, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    That shit is not happening, fuck that guy!

  • sit down
    May 1, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    run? haaaaaaahaaaa.

  • Bill Rogers
    May 1, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    If you must run stay the fuck out of the road.

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