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Charlie Baker’s Bullshit “Plan” Is Just A Game Of Chutes And Ladders Where We Start All Over Again After “Reopening” But Never Really Open Up


Charlie Baker released his “plan” yesterday for “reopening” the society we shut own over a virus that primarily kills people in nursing homes yesterday.

This is not a plan. This is meaningless bullshit from a feckless coward. Phase 4 is my favorite, “New Normal – Vaccine saves us all.” The underpants gnomes had a more thorough plan than this.

The vaccine won’t be here for years, and even then it will be experimental. If your plan is to not be fully opened until you have a vaccine then you don’t have a plan.

So what exactly are the 3 other phases before we get to the totally NOT Orwellian “New Normal?” Let’s see.

The four-phase reopening first will allow a limited number of businesses resume operations with “severe restrictions” in place, followed by a second wave of industries reopening with restrictions and capacity limits. The third wave of industries will be allowed to reopen with public health guidance. In the fourth phase, Massachusetts will try to return to a “new normal” after a vaccine is developed, Gov. Charlie Baker said Monday.

What day can my gym open so I don’t feel like such a useless piece of shit? What day can my barber open? What day can I go to a restaurant with my family and eat an entire meal of food? When do courts open? When do daycares open? Why aren’t schools open now since there’s zero evidence kids transmit the virus?

Turns out he kind of has an answer.

Baker did not attach specific dates to the phases, but he said he could see the state’s approach mirror those of other states that have spaced out phases four weeks apart if the state sees a sustained positive trend.

Whatever they’re doing in Michigan, we’ll just copy that. Not Georgia or Florida though. We wouldn’t wanna model ourselves after a plan that, ya know, worked.

And we’re gonna do each phase four weeks apart IF we see a “sustained positive trend.”

Tranlation – at any point we can go right back to the lockdown if I don’t like the way a chart looks.


Of course when you open up you’re almost guaranteed to get a small increase in the number of cases, which again is nothing to fear because for 99% of people the virus cannot kill you. What happens then?

If the state sees a spike in COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations, it could return to an earlier phase and again impose additional restrictions on companies.

We start all over again.


This is like a game of Chutes and Ladders where you constantly end up on #87.

At this point it should be abundantly clear that the “plan” is to keep feeding the public vague bullshit like this and tell them you’re doing it to save lives. It will work because this state is FILLED with morons like this.

“Thank you for keeping us safe.”

Oh fuck off.

“Governor Baker is thinking about the people.”

No, he’s thinking about his poll numbers. He’s not thinking about the hundreds of thousands of people in this state who lost their jobs and businesses. He’s not thinking about the kids who are being abused at home with no one to advocate for them because they don’t have access to their teachers. He’s not thinking about the fact that “the people” are better served being outside and developing herd immunity to the virus. He’s thinking about pleasing idiots like this so he can jerk off to his poll numbers.

Every business owner in this state should just start opening up. They have no right to do this, there’s no law that gives them the power to do this, and if everyone just says “no more” like the golf courses did then they will be powerless to stop you.



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103 Comment(s)
  • Alissa Page
    May 13, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    It will take at minimum 3 years to successfully manufacture, test and study any vaccination… let alone have a comprehensive list of adverse effects… they are just skipping “phase 3” of the vaccination protocol! It’s a tort case in the making! Girarrdi and Keese, take it from here!

  • hartf811
    dirty bastards
    May 13, 2020 at 8:33 am

    Dr. Anthony Fauci’s prediction model: >1

  • Massholio
    May 13, 2020 at 8:21 am

    Thank God my kids are grown up and out of school. Thank God my business is “essential “ although I would be operating anyway if it weren’t. I wonder why we are not allowing “elective” procedures. My wife, the OR nurse is here ready to go. Wonder if the patients wallowing in pain are allowed enough pain killers by Adolf Parker who revels in closing businesses like vape shops who haven’t paid him enough bribes.

  • Turtle momma
    May 13, 2020 at 12:49 am

    How about this clown turtle boy keeps saying things about kids going back to school because they don’t transmit the disease… Who the fuck you think runs the school? Other kids? Fucking idiot

  • WeReFuckedCoronaStyle
    May 12, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    I think Baker is doing a great job. We are fucked. At minimum, no vaccine for 18-24 months. There’s no way we are opening. Mass has been one of the number one hotspots for this shit. On good authority Baker is suppose to announce an extension this week and rumor has it another 30-45 days. Riverside county in CA is about to go back to restrictions after a rise in cases after lifting them. Los Angeles has said “with all certainty” the stay at home order will be extended through July and the entire state of CA has less positive cases and less than half the deaths. Testing is the key and that is why it’s been the primary focus. I believe the goal is to have everyone tested. No way herd immunity is going to happen as 90% of the population would have to get it. Yeah, we’re fucked.

    • May 18th is a Faker Baker Date
      May 13, 2020 at 12:19 am

      On good authority I warned you repeatedly that May 18th was never the date. Mr. Parker has been deliberately deceptive from jump street. Alcoholic mahty closed Boston thru September. Then in September the closet fag will tell you we have to stay in shutdown due to the 2nd wave of covid. this is planned destruction and its SICK.

      • He's right
        May 13, 2020 at 5:23 am

        We should have heeded the warnings from an anonymous commenter on Turtle Boy sports, your sage advice nestled in between comments from Spic Tormenter, and Jewmerica – what better authority is there than that?

        Go fuck yourself.

        • Apply For Uour Jizz zdream Job Already
          May 13, 2020 at 10:31 am

          Nice rebuttal triggered libturd.
          As you put your feeble minded post together I sent my diverse crew ovet to you moms house and they azz fcked her one by one as she screamed why does my faggot son like this.

    May 12, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    So much bullshit from the Governor. A vaccine will take years, and then the virus mutates. Look at the normal flu vaccine, how it often misses the mark. This plan is going to put more people out of work. We have depression (1929) levels of unemployment. We are committing to be paying out money to those not working. We will continue to lose jobs. We need a plan to win, not a plan to lose slowly.

    How do we pay for it?


  • Masshole Mitch
    May 12, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    I heard you were looking for Michael Agneta 32 of North Reading Mass

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 12, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    socialism: a political theory advocating state ownership of industry.

  • Kevin James
    May 12, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    Fuck you Parker and alcoholuc mahty

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 12, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Only 4 points? Why not 10? This fucking guy. 17 people and this is what shit they come up with? Seriously, the fuck!? So what happens when he mosquitos come out with West Nile Flu? Are we going back on lockdown? Oh wait, we did last summer! I’m tell you, its going to take the offense of a minority at a beach or restaurant or mall and this will be shuttled faster than his son’s “alleged” gropy McFeely incident.

  • Fuhrer Baker
    May 12, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    severe restrictions on private businesses!?!?! brilliant idea! Like when the nazis boycotted jewish businesses in poland. If lord Adolf were still alive today he would approve.

    • Auburn Mall Security
      May 12, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      Tomorrow night I’m giving your mom the dirty Sanchez in the shape of the Star of David!

      And just for you, I’m eating all kosher the next 24 hours!

  • bigdaddy
    May 12, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Charlie Parker is so bad I actually miss Romney

  • Truth
    May 12, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    When you vote for a Master, you deserve to be a slave.

  • That’s gonna cost you
    May 12, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Would love to see breakdown of campaign contributions throughout the 4 step plan. I’m sure there will be some interesting coincidences. Marijuana retailers association must actually believe politicians are honest public servants.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 12, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Amazing all of the idiots overreacting to this whole thing.

    We’ll see how they overreact when the economy is on par with December 1929.

  • Jafreese
    May 12, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    I think it’s pretty clear that phase 2 won’t start before November 4

  • Moving On OUT!
    May 12, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    At this point New York and California seem less crazy than mass. There must be 30 red states to choose from let me throw a dart. Get lost Mass State Legislature, Governors office. I’ll buy whatever types of guns I want and if the bars are open until 5 am or later, I might not go out until midnight. Excise tax, Snow removal budget running out on the first storm every single year… ha ha ha get serious people!

    • Wanker
      May 12, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      STEP 5 Last one to die of Boredom Turn out the Lights

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 12, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Baker The Faker’s philosophy: Political principles are like prayers… noble, but awkward at a party.

    He seems pretty comfortable being the worst Republican ever though.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 12, 2020 at 10:21 pm

      he hates seagulls.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 12, 2020 at 10:40 pm

        You’d think he’d like ’em. They’re loud, shit all over everything and still look for a handout after you feed them.

        • Silencio Dogood
          May 12, 2020 at 10:41 pm

          Ha! but they have more brains than your average Karen.

  • Captain Trips
    David Cassidy
    May 12, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    It makes complete sense that recreational marijuana is deemed non essential while liquor stores are deemed essential.

    Thank God for that, I need to go stock up on the sauce so I’ll have a good supply after my upcoming liver transplant.

    • decision making disaster on every level
      May 12, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      Liver transplants are considered elective surgery hope they come to their senses on the so called elective surgery issues. Maybe in phase 4 there will be a 6 month backlog for surgeries, wtf.

  • Frank
    May 12, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Got to give it to the democrats their party was dead before this alleged pandemic, they now using governors to use executive orders to push their agendas. Mail in voting, forced vaccines, releasing inmates, arresting law abiding citizens, wiping out the middle class and rolling out guaranteed income, and that’s how you go from capitalism to communism

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe Biden
    May 12, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    Governor Charlie Parker is really giving us a lesson in leadership.

    • Help!
      May 12, 2020 at 5:19 pm

      Step 2 “Cautious “ and step 3 “Vigilant” is in the wrong order, if you’re working towards a step-down. One would be Vigilant first, then as it got better, Cautions.
      Step 4 notes resumption- what,
      we can’t resume until a cure is found? That could literally be never.

  • randiguy2006
    May 12, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    He has overwhelmingly high approval ratings.

    Who do you think can beat him?

    • Dr. Anthony DeMento
      May 12, 2020 at 5:00 pm

      Phase 4 could be in 35 years. A vaccine is 100%, as in a Polio vaccine. You get the Polio vaccine, you DONT get Polio. Period.
      What we get for the flu, is a shot, not a true vaccine, because it works SOMETIMES in preventing the flu.

  • Heil Baker!!!!
    May 12, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    We’re so fucked

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 12, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Why does RINO Guv Charlie Parker look so creepy? Holy fuck that is one creepy looking dude.

  • Bend Over Turn Your Head and Wear A Mask When You Cough
    May 12, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    May 18th was NEVER the date.

    You were warned repeatedly about Mr. Parkers true intentions.

    • Jizz Mopper Joe
      May 12, 2020 at 2:16 pm

      You are not Nostradamus, assbag.

      • Die Of The Other Virus Already Sodomite
        May 12, 2020 at 2:23 pm

        You seem to have an infatuation with jizz and ass.

        • Future forecast
          May 12, 2020 at 2:32 pm

          Okay, you seer, you crystal ball reader, I have a prediction for you:

          You will slip and fall due to one of my loads that wasn’t mopped up and break your fucking skull!

          • Dont Believe Your Lyin Eyes
            May 12, 2020 at 2:42 pm

            No sooth sayer needed.
            As a famous cop from West Roxbury stated. It was in plain view.

          • #fuckthemask
            May 12, 2020 at 2:51 pm

            Castle Island was great today.
            No police when I went for my 5 mile run with no mask on.
            On a good note the females are getting restless. Tighter who ha spandex everywhere.
            I cant wait for bars to open up after the long drought. Flowers will open up wide in springtime looking for my nectar.

          • Jizz Mopper Joe
            May 12, 2020 at 3:08 pm

            Ah….Castle Island, that sure brings back some memories.

            After a long night of mopping up, I would unwind at Castle Island by walking the loop while the sun was coming up, taking in the salt air, the planes taking off and landing, and then I would go to Mul’s for breakfast before heading home for the day.

            Sure do miss my old life, damn virus.

          • Mr. Parker Step 1 You Can Ass Fuck Step 2 You Cant Put Jizz In Your Boyfriends Ass
            May 12, 2020 at 5:27 pm

            Jizz mopper should stop being a bag man for Mr. Parker and apply for his dream job moping up jizz.
            It reminds him of his childhood cooped up in a whorehouse where his mother would service many men and say boy get me a tissue for the jizz.

      • 2nd In Command
        May 12, 2020 at 2:34 pm

        Enough with the swearing KP its bad enough listening to all the oos and ums and ah’s

  • Gropey Says Alright Dad
    May 12, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Chatlie Baker as Mark “Rat” R
    Mike Damone’s Five Point Plan

    First of all…

    First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. “Oh, Debbie. Hi.”

    Two, you always call the shots. “Kiss me. You won’t regret it.”

    Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t this great?”

    Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.”

    And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

    • Sounds familiar
      May 12, 2020 at 2:20 pm

      Groped, What movie is this from? I’m drawing a blank

    • Never mind
      May 12, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      It just came to me, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Great movie

    • Jeff Spicoli
      May 12, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      All right Hamilton!

      • No Dude Thats Mt Skull. I'm So Wasted
        May 12, 2020 at 3:04 pm

        Hey Mr. Hand if its your time and its my time then isnt it our time.

  • I call BS!
    May 12, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    No Vaccine no work! Got it punk! Unless you work for Walmart, Micky D’s or the State, that’s fine.

  • Frank
    May 12, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    No normal until vaccine haha then we can go backward steps but no mention of going forward steps, that’s because this has nothing to do with the China virus

  • Baker has lost his dam mind
    May 12, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Everybody know a virus can only travel 6 feet!

    Right? I mean that’s true isn’t it? Fuck me another lie.

    • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
      May 13, 2020 at 2:35 am

      You cant lose what you dont have.

      Trust me I know.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 12, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    Phase 1: do not comply

    Phase 2: overthrow the government

    Phase 3: string up these governors, big pharma execs and lockdown karens

    Phase 4: nuke the chinks

  • Baker meant Faze not Phase.
    May 12, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    to worry or disturb:

    faze (feɪz)

    v.t. fazed, faz•ing.
    to cause to be disturbed or disconcerted; daunt; fluster.
    [1820–30, Amer.; dial. form. of feeze vexation]

  • It's gone too far
    May 12, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    The Howie Carr Show



    • Bucky
      May 12, 2020 at 1:15 pm

      Cheapy masks do neither, they are just a visual indicator of compliance among the citizenry

      • Boston Irish
        Fenway Frank
        May 12, 2020 at 2:36 pm

        Charlie is banging Polito in the ass

  • Beth Brennan
    May 12, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    I am a well-educated, well-informed, tax-paying member of the Massachusetts community. I do not feel Baker has given me sufficient data and balanced information. He has told us plenty of information on positive results, deaths, those in hospitals, etc. He has not often (if at all) mentioned how many citizens are recovering at home, or have fully recovered. In addition, what are the statistics on the individuals that have tested negative? What are the ages, where are they living, what was the cause that led them to be tested (did they actually have the flu, allergies, pneumonia)?

    The creation of this agency that contacts people when they have been exposed to COVID-19 is beyond ridiculous. Here’s an idea, let’s put money, time, energy and scare tactics into the clusters of positive results (nursing homes, people over 82). Policy makers have lost rationality and therefore the people have lost rationality. The comments on social media when someone does not wear a mask are horrid. Those who aren’t wearing masks are generally clumped into uncaring, selfish people (and my favorite, not valuable customers). Come on… the fact that I don’t wear a mask when I run specifically has NOTHING to do with other people and EVERYTHING to do with my ability to breathe. If wanting to breathe is selfish, well then we all have a long way to go as humans.
    I WILL NOT BE VOTING FOR CHARLIE BAKER IN ANY FURTHER ELECTIONS! In fact, I wish I was a lawyer because I would represent small business owners in a discrimination lawsuit against the state. Why do big business get to stay open Charlie?

    • Bucky
      May 12, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      “He has not often (if at all) mentioned how many citizens are recovering at home, or have fully recovered”

      Winner winner chicken dinner!

      This is the question that we should all be asking!!

      Where is that data? Where are the interviews or feedback from those that had it?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 12, 2020 at 2:49 pm

      It’s Massachusetts, nothing is ever going change. Glad I’m making plans to move out of this state now that I’m retired.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 12, 2020 at 5:45 pm

      Beth, you had me at hello

  • Bill Gates and Give Faker
    May 12, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    Look up Bill Gates talking about the coronavirus vaccine that everyone needs to take before everything can go back to normal. Just look at his (body language)evil grin smiling from ear to ear knowing he’s going to kill millions of people while making billions of dollars on some BS vaccine. He’s on Ted Talks saying on record that “If we do a really good job on new vaccines, new healthcare, we reduce the population by 10 – 15%” Do some research and stop believing the fear mongering. YouTube has all these videos unless they have been pulled and censored.

      May 12, 2020 at 7:41 pm

      Windows 3.1. Windows NT. WIndows XP. Windows 7. Windows 10.

      Do you want to know how many times I have seen the “Blue Screen of Death”?

      I am going to listen to Bill Gates about what is safe and reliable? And what is going to be stuck in my veins? FUCK THAT SHIT!

  • The Baker-Mills Great Depression
    May 12, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Meanwhile all people who worked at non essential jobs move out of state or declare personal bankruptcy. Massachusetts is left with public sector employees and welfare cases, same thing really. What a guy what a guy, omg we are sooo screwed!

    May 12. Faze 1. Masks, wash your hands, taco bell still open.
    June 12 Faze 2 Social distancing, masks, wash your face.
    July 12 Faze 3. Masks, social distancing, don’t touch your face.
    August 12 Faze 4. Masks, one way aisles, wash your hands and face, taco bell still open.

  • Just saying
    May 12, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Uncle Turtleboy:
    “They have no right to do this, there’s no law that gives them the power to do this.”

    Mass. Law Chapter S31
    Civil Defense Act
    (Acts 1950, Ch.639):
    “Actually, whether you like it or not, there is.”

  • AJ
    May 12, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    Chuck’s reign of terror is almost over. Trump coming in with a fed executive order soon to end this. He had to let dem tyrants expose themselves so the public can see

    U can fuck off to get a haircut and golf in a cart!

  • 1980s History Professor
    May 12, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    The socialists will demonize Capitalism but this country’s greatest right is individual freedom. To choose career path, where you live, how you spend your money, who you congregate with and what you think. That is what Globalists, Communists and Socialist hate and is their biggest obstacle to as Obama said “ fundamental Change” Does anyone think a capitalist is trying to take that away from you? Of course not. They thrive on your freedom of individual choice you sit at home look at the “capitalist” company’s that have been allowed to stay open and thrive Walmart, Amazon , government employees and all the other darlings of the Socialists…Carly Fiorina (Female Republican Presidential Candidate and former CEO Hewlett-Packard Packard)summed it up perfect in the 2016 debate “only big business can thrive under big government (socialist,communist)” …the ultimate goal is to wipe all Mom and Pops

  • kingsraisins
    May 12, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Ok first things first, the chart he included with his announcement is something that could’ve been drawn by a drunk sophomore Poli Sci major on the back of a napkin at 4am. What is ‘the new norm’ after the development of a mythical vaccine? Let us all remember that we have NEVER developed a vaccine for a respiratory coronavirus, like SARS. Never. Even a vaccine will have, what, a 9% success rate like the annual flu vaccine? This thing is going to morph and mutate, etc. It will be, if anything, marginally to moderately effective. Second, Baker is telling municipalities to dip into stabilization funding to fund basic and essential government services, which is a sign that the revenue projections for the next year – if not longer – are absolute trash. This can be expected, as businesses have been closed, no one is playing lotto, and we are at 15% unemployment to date. Also, if you have kids in public schools, get ready for cuts to music and arts programming, as Chapter 70 funding is going to absolutely something that happens in the fall.

    The problem is that we have too many greater Boston Karens that applaud the behavior of this tyrant. All of the elected officials are going along to get along. Even Republican state reps in their posts are including things like ‘please don’t comment, I’m just a messenger.’ No, you aren’t. You are elected to lead, not just kowtow to fear and this nonsense. Think about this – a court, in MASSACHUSETTS – had to step in and revoke some of Baker’s bs orders regarding closing gun shops and prohibited 2nd amendment rights. Let that sink in. A court. In Massachusetts. Actually telling an elected official he has gone too far.

    Thank you TB for continuing to shine a spotlight on this. All we need is one prominent business to stand up and announce they’ve had enough, and he will fold like the cheap suit he is, like he did with golf. I’ve voted for Charlie Baker – and never will again. The people he is appeasing at this point won’t support him when some loon with a D next to his/her name challenges him down the road. He is absolutely alienating the people that put him into office.

    • Unfunded Pension Liabilities
      May 12, 2020 at 12:45 pm

      Knock knock knock!

  • Phase Fuck you
    May 12, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Phase one:

    I pay my excise tax. Because I have been allowed to drive

    Phase two:

    I pay my water bill. Because the town has actually provided me with that service

    Phase three:

    I pay my property tax

    Phase four:

    I stop driving to NH every time I need beer. But I still have to go there for vapes or menthol cigarettes, so maybe not.

  • Dr. Fauci
    May 12, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    Paid for and approved by the Democratic National Committee!

  • capone181
    Barbara Kuntz
    May 12, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Here in Winchester we are all still wearing our masks and totally support our governor.

    Cough, cough

  • capone181
    Barney Frank
    May 12, 2020 at 11:55 am

    I need to have my hair and nails done Charlie.

    • Bruno Gehard
      May 12, 2020 at 12:34 pm

      Don’t forget the anal bleach, Darling

    May 12, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Oh my gosh! Do you mean that masks don’t work?

  • anonymous
    May 12, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Absolute BS. I work in a technology job. I have weekly on-line meetings with others who work for this multinational firm. They are in Italy, Germany, Malaysia, and China. Those offices are reopening. When those sites fully open, and mine doesn’t, how long do you think I will retain my job, Charlie? Instead of being a taxpayer, I will be on the dole, trying to sell my house, and move out of state.

  • ElJefe72
    May 12, 2020 at 11:52 am

    I wonder how many of the people, especially the Beckys of the world, who are shouting “obey, obey, obey” are the same people who were shouting “resist, resist, resist” when President Trump was elected.

    • Jean Gaultier
      May 12, 2020 at 11:56 am

      The answer is: All of them.

    • ElJefe72
      May 12, 2020 at 12:01 pm

      I meant the Karens of the world, but the two are typically interchangeable anyway.

  • don
    May 12, 2020 at 11:44 am

    i see it as the dems will keep their blue states closed to wait for more stimulus money to come to their bankrupt states. once they get the money some ,if not most will go to illegals. they are already screaming to get illegals some stimulus. people need to stand up to this and just open businesses and start this economy. do not wait for a dem to tell you when. they are getting paid either way.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 12, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Charlie, save your time. Don’t even bother trying to get re-elected.

      May 12, 2020 at 11:55 am

      He is running as a Democrat. So bold, so visionary!

  • Fact
    May 12, 2020 at 11:39 am

    3:1 ratio of deaths in blue states compared to red. Top 6 states with most cases and deaths. New York, New Jersey, California, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Illinois. (Well no shit, they have larger populations) Don’t over populate your states and turn every forest into a housing development you fucktards. And start by ending the sanctuary cities that will help you. Im not a doctor but I did stay at a holiday Inn

  • They're using your pain
    May 12, 2020 at 11:27 am

    It’s obvious the plan is to prolong the shutdown and blame it all on Trump. Prolong the pain and hope people turn away from voting for him. This plan is nothing but a holding pattern until he gets word from the DNC.

    You can bet your ass that the lockdowns would magically end in a heartbeat if the election were tomorrow and Trump lost.

    • Bucky
      May 12, 2020 at 11:42 am

      I would like to also add that they need plausible time to ‘develop’ the vaccine. Two months is not enough.

      I will double down and say that a woman or POC gets credited with the development of said vaccine in record time.

      You’re right, if Trump somehow loses in Nov, this all goes away.

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    May 12, 2020 at 11:18 am

    Fuck him and his bullshit stalling. The numbers prove that old and informed are dying, so protect them. Let the rest of us live our lives. Open restaurants and business before more have to shutter their livelihoods. People need to revolt and open their businesses.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 12, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Golf courses!

    No CARTS per Mr. Baker. but you can go to Shaws or Walmart and ride around in little electric carts to your hearts desire. So no carts for handicap people, Charlies is breaking the law IMO.

    You can’t pay CASH now at a golf course. The only business in MA that doesn’t take cash. My cash says legal and tender for all debts public and private. Charlie must be breaking federal law on this one.

    Golf courses let 4 players tee off every 8 minutes. Baker changed that to every 15. Nobody hits a golf ball until the foursome in front of them is at least 250 yards away. That’s 750′. Social distancing wants 6′, Charlie wants more than 750′ for golfers.

    They are not allowing scorecards.
    I could go on but it’s apparent the Baker Administration hates golfers. And they are complete fuck ups.

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      May 12, 2020 at 11:20 am

      Thanks TB for exposing this fraud Charlie Faker.

    • Independent Thinker
      May 12, 2020 at 12:21 pm

      It won’t be long until the government gets rid of cash and everything is done electronically. They will be able to track your every move and they will eliminate the underground economy. And if they want, they can arbitrarily shut off your card so you cannot buy or sell. That is how they will control you in the new world order.

    • Colonel Kilgore
      May 12, 2020 at 12:37 pm

      Charlie don’t Golf!

    • Mr. Parker Is Keeping Data
      May 12, 2020 at 2:22 pm

      Charlie mandated credit cards only for tracking purposes.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 12, 2020 at 11:16 am

    I have so many mixed feelings about all of this. You weren’t supposed to gather with your family at Easter, but a plane that is completely filled can travel from NYC to San Francisco, and that’s all right.

    The politicians have used this virus in an attempt to destroy Trump, while burying their socialist agendas as riders to coronavirus bills. There are plenty of small businesses that will probably never be able to reopen. Then there is the question of which stores are essential and which are nonessential.

    • Bucky
      May 12, 2020 at 11:30 am

      I was going to go with:
      China developed and spread the disease,
      The Dems capitalized on it,
      the media spread the fear.

      All three have one thing in common…

      But you hit the nail on the head

  • Can we at least keep the anti-vaxers and flat earth people quarantined indefinitely?
    May 12, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Bonus if we can send them adrift to Yukon

  • Bucky
    May 12, 2020 at 11:04 am

    Why is it that our leadership can already count on a vaccine being developed in the near term?

    To me, it kind of alludes to the fact that it already exists because hope is not an effective strategy.

    *adjusts tin foil hat*

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    May 12, 2020 at 11:03 am

    And I’ll say it again: If wearing masks protect us so we can herd our way thru Walmart, and ” we gotta wear them” in public, then those same “mandatory” masks should protect us when we go back to work, right?
    If you say “no”, then I ask the question: if they don’t protect us, then why in fuck is it “mandatory” that we wear them?
    Sorry Charlie, you can’t have it both ways.
    People are losing their livelihoods.
    These same people, who scream ” keep it closed” are going to be in for a very rude awakening when we fall into a Depression and they lose their retirements, their 401k’s, when the banks call in their notes, or fail altogether.
    What ever happened to personal choice?
    These Sheeple, who are forefitting their Constitutional rights to exercise free will, will rue the day when they lose everything.

    • realestatepup
      May 12, 2020 at 11:48 am

      Keep hammering away at the fact that herd immunity naturally does what a vaccine MIGHT do. In the history of corona viruses, of which there are thousands and thousands, there has never been a completely successful vaccine. Every.
      So for the completely stupid people, please explain how herd immunity won’t keep us safe with the anitbodies our own bodies produce versus some cooked up lab stew that god only knows what they are putting in it?
      Dumbasses….a vaccine stimulates your body to make anitbodies to a disease. Maybe. Sometimes.
      Getting said disease, like Covid-1984 and then recovering, you actually, honestly, really and truly have antibodies. So all this horseshit about how your own, naturally produced antibodies won’t protect you but a lab created vaccine will is a wholesale lie.
      Because Covid-1984 is such a mild sickness that the much better solution is to allow herd immunity to run it’s course. With children being the best vector to spread, as they have the lowest risk of all of it being any kind of fatality.
      But, because this is completely politicized for nefarious gain, and it seems that the vast majority of people want to be in the dark, then this is what we have.
      Reading is fundamental, kids. There is a wealth of knowledge out there for the taking if you’d only get your heads out of your darkest point of contact and look for it.
      I know it’s very very scary to think the people “in charge” know pretty much nothing. But it’s ok. We can all take care of that by not allowing a group of people with an agenda to tell us what to do. That’s how this country is supposed to work. Again, you can read about that too.

  • Phased plan of phasing
    May 12, 2020 at 10:54 am

    The plan is to announce a plan of phasing to reopen the state in a phased method which you will learn more about as we phase it in. What’s so difficult to understand?

  • laughing
    May 12, 2020 at 10:50 am

    love it when TB gets all flustered. child

  • Judge dread
    May 12, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Severe restrictions on private business? This is a fascist dictatorship unraveling by the rino governor. The government has no place to dictate how I can run my business.

    Plus by phase 2, which would probably occur in July, they will just say a 2nd wave is happening and shut everything down again and reset the phase cycle.

    Then the dnc operatives that work at the Boston globe, wapo, ny times, cnn, msnbc, etc will say it’s all trumps fault. Trust me they’re going to keep up with this bullshit shutdown until post election.

    I’m so glad I’m moving from mass to NH at the end of the month.

    • I beat you to it
      May 12, 2020 at 12:01 pm

      I moved to Florida 18 Months ago. You know the Florida that everybody makes fun of? Just about everything open now. 21+ million population, less cases and deaths.

  • Kris20
    May 12, 2020 at 10:40 am

    Like when you’re a teenager and you’re grounded, you walk away from your parents muttering something under your breath then hear “OK that’s another week added on kid!” Hahaha

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