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Charlotte McFarland Freaked The Fuck Out On The Judge After He Denied Her Bogus Restraining Order Against Me In Brookline District Court


I had another day in court with Charlotte McFarland, the BLT-123 lunatic who spent two years stalking me, tried to get a restraining order against me in March, and failed because I’d never contacted her or met her before. Keep in mind, I also have a restraining order out agains her and the Holden Police filed criminal charges against her after a series of death threats were discovered including one where she threatened to burn my house down with a molotov cocktail.

Here’s a summation of the day, which I also give in more detail in the podcast below:

  • It took two hours to get from Holden to Brookline. I have no idea how people do this commute every day but if I had to do that Monday through Friday I’d probably fucking kill myself. The whole time I was just thinking, why does this pscyho chick have the right to disrupt my life and my business because she wants to abuse the courts? Why is this allowed? I have a restraining order out against her, and they’re forcing me to stand next to her in a small courtroom.
  • The judge was very no-nonsense and asked her why she was taking out a restraining order. It was the same shit as the last time – Turtleboy publishes blogs that cause other people to threaten to kill her. Of course none of this had ever happened, but if it did we certainly wouldn’t be at fault. Everyone who knows how the Internet works understands that publishers are not responsible for comments made by third parties.
  • She brought up the Turtleboy graveyard and says we also have a second graveyard where we stockpile suicides and people who starve to death “in the streets” after becoming Turtleboy famous. To my knowledge Aaron Hernandez is the only one in that graveyard.
  • The judge asked her for evidence of threats that I made, after the stack of papers she handed him didn’t contain any of those things. So she gave him another stack, he read them for 10 minutes, and told her that there were no threats there from me. As usual, it was stuff Bret Killoran said on his own 9 months ago. The judge said that although he found some of the things Bret said disturbing, none of this had to do with me.
  • Charlotte argued that not only do I order turtle riders to threaten her (without providing any evidence of that), I also use fake names to directly threaten her (without evidence of that either).
  • Before I had a chance to speak the judge had already decided he wouldn’t be granting the order. I asked to speak but he told me I probably shouldn’t since he was denying the order. I personally think this is bullshit. It’s his job to deny the order. There were no grounds for it. He wasn’t doing me a favor by denying it, he was doing the only thing he could legally do. That pissed me off a little bit, but I keep my cool in court.
  • When I did get a chance to talk I told him that I was concerned that she’d keep doing this and keep forcing me to drive two hours so she could abuse the courts. The judge realized this was true and warned her that if she kept doing it, without me contacting her directly or posting threats against her on the blog (which I’d never do and have never done), then I could contact the police because it could be considered a violation of the restraining order. I’m sure Charlotte is reading this so I just wanna make it clear to her – if you do this again, I will be going to the cops about it. I’m not playing your stupid games anymore you deranged psychopath.
  • The judge urged us both to stop contacting each other and writing about each other. I objected to this as I have every right to write about whatever I feel like. Freedom isn’t contingent upon the judge wanting to make tough decisions. I began to explain that I publish blogs for a living, and he interrupted me and said “I’ve read some of your blogs, and many of them cross the line.” Yet he didn’t name a specific blog, and he didn’t say what that line was. If he EVER attempted to tell me I couldn’t share my opinions about a lunatic who is stalking and harassing me, I’d just immediately contact the ACLU like I did in Rhode Island. Judges need to understand how the First Amendment works and defend it vociferously.
  • The craziest part happened at the end when Charlotte started SCREAMING at the judge. She yelled, “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MY LIFE IS IN DANGER? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HE MISGENDERS ME AND CALLS ME A BLT-123? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MANY TRANS PEOPLE GET KILLED EVERY SINGLE DAY?” I was immediately taken out of the court after that and have no idea how it ended, but I thank Charlotte for proving that anyone who thinks that there are more than 2 genders is a mentally unbalanced lunatic.



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34 Comment(s)
  • Mass Bar Association
    September 28, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Uncle you are going to court so many times you will soon be qualified to take the bar exam

  • The Common Man
    September 27, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Judges are out of control! They don’t allow you to show any emotion but have no issues with acting angry at you. It’s especially frustrating when you’re there because of some crazy person. These judges show up late and take longer breaks than they should. They get their asses kissed all day while making six figures. They are immune to any consequences for the decisions they make, and then get to retire with hefty pensions for rest of their lives. This is why we need stop election lawyers, they will never change the laws and reform the mess that is our court system until we do.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 27, 2019 at 10:14 pm

      These anti-First Amendment judges are why we need plenty of rope and really tall lampposts come the Great Day.

      In Minecraft, of course.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Finn Hunter (aka Dick Grabber) Is Just Another Fake
    September 27, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    The real question is whether that poseur Finn managed to get off the couch and out of his Mom’s basement to show up at your hearing like he said he would?

    My guess is he was deeply engaged in a Fortnite marathon or was out stockpiling vapes before the other hipster, tight-panted, bearded, metro beta cucks corner the market.

  • Sheda Skyankski
    September 27, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Put a muzzle on that thing and lock it in a mental ward.

  • BillynJoshy
    September 27, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    If you have a lawyer or a friend who is an attorney, they can get the court transcripts quicker and usually cheaper.

  • greatchow
    Great Chow
    September 27, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    They have the court proceedings recorded… would love to hear her/him/it going off for a good laugh. Just order a copy of the tape for us TB!

  • randiguy2006
    Who won?
    September 27, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    You BOTH spent your day the exact same way.

    Let that sink in.

    • TB hurt my "feelings"
      September 27, 2019 at 6:45 pm

      what have we here?
      one of the great unwashed that TB has unmasked for being the turd that just won’t flush..
      feeling feisty by posting on the comments…
      which DNA mutation are you? the fat chick who digs pedos….
      the tow man……the crazy broad from court…the antifa teacher with Hubble glasses…
      which rock was yours that TB moved that made you slither into the light?
      don’t you have someones EBT card to steal….maybe trade some food stamps for some meth..

      • randiguy2006
        Lefty Grove
        September 29, 2019 at 11:11 am

        Nah, just someone who see’s through TB hypocrisy.

        In reality he IS the rachets he hates so much.

        • Sheda Ratchet
          September 29, 2019 at 12:45 pm

          Lefty Grove,
          You certainly sound like someone who is suffering from sand in their herpes catcher. You should get that checked out by the 1-800-Butthurt line.

  • Total Mayhem
    September 27, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Hook it up with Josh.

    A marriage made in heaven.

  • randiguy2006
    September 27, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    “The judge urged us both to stop contacting each other and writing about each other.”

    Not a bad idea.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    September 27, 2019 at 11:20 am

    Wow she’s THAT triggered over being called a *ghasp* Bacon lettuce tomato-123?!

    All sarcasm aside, what is this….thing? What does it want? How do we make it GTFO? Should I scrape…..whatever it has between it’s thighs? Maybe that’s all it wants.

  • hank
    September 27, 2019 at 10:09 am

    As a means to curb the insanity of tying up the legal system with frivolous lawsuits for cases like this, having the plaintiff be responsible for attorney fees for both sides if they lose would cut this shit out quick.

  • Easter Enema
    September 27, 2019 at 10:03 am

    does this skank charlotte have a cock or a cunt?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 27, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Further proof that liberalism is a mental disorder and accompanies mental illness wherever it is present.

    She’s a poster child for that.

    Is there really any doubt of this at this point?

  • JoeMomma
    September 27, 2019 at 9:18 am

    I heard it’s filing a suit against the town of Brookline.
    There were no urinals in the ladies room at the courthouse.

  • Austin Powers
    September 27, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Is that a man baby???

    I can’t tell

  • Incel Tears
    September 27, 2019 at 8:19 am

    Is BLT 123 a gender now?

  • Chet Manley
    September 27, 2019 at 7:47 am

    What a fucking freak. It is the poster child for bringing back mental institutions. Lock that fucking BLT-123 weirdo away to protect society from it’s mental illness.

  • Trannysylvania
    September 27, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Where is the data detailing the catastrophic death toll of the tran community?
    It must be so common that even the socialist media finds it too boring to report on.
    I thought we closed the “camps”…
    Hmmmm…it’s almost like it’s NOT HAPPENING
    Thing is right, though, they are being murdered in many areas due to their lifestyle choices..
    –Mexico-Afrikka-Middle East. You know–all the places that liberal/socialists call “friends”

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      September 27, 2019 at 8:23 am

      There is no data to back this up as the lying munter is making it all up.

      If there actually was data showing this, we would never hear the fucking last of it. If the rate is a little higher that’s probably down to the mental state that goes hand in hand.

      Trans people are the least oppressed members of society (no matter what they tell you). Wear all the clothes, use all the bathrooms and totally exempt from any criticism – that’s just not allowed.
      And yet the constant bleating from them will never end…….

      • I know
        September 27, 2019 at 12:54 pm

        it was sarcasm….I thought I was pretty obvious in my sarcasm…
        all of the fringe are protected…yet scream “oppressed”.
        (almost all of SM and pretty much everything else online is so fucking touchy feely-
        you cannot write anything other than the socialist narrative regarding virtually every topic or your banned)
        .which makes their bullshit even more ridiculous

    • A
      September 27, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      They kill themselves because they’re mentally unbalanced. It’s honestly really sad. They think chopping up their body will help them feel better, but when they still don’t feel better…

      • trannysylvania
        September 27, 2019 at 12:50 pm

        I am sure they whack themselves due to their mental issues…
        then blame society for not “understanding”….boo fucking hoo…
        but according to Uncle-she said “get killed”…
        the only way to take that is Thing meant murdered…which is not happening to any relevant degree in the U.S.
        at all

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    September 27, 2019 at 6:24 am

    Would calling her a “daft cunt” be misgendering her?

  • Allah board
    September 27, 2019 at 6:21 am

    She’s got a healthy dose of crazy going on there. But watch out man, crazy can turn real ugly. I have a feeling she’s self destructing.

  • Onward and upward
    September 27, 2019 at 6:06 am

    You’re darn right you kept your cool in court. I’m glad you prevailed, this was trivial and needless and yeah, it’s a long way from Holden to Brookline!


  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    September 27, 2019 at 3:27 am

    If I am a white guy, who identifies as black and grows dreadlocks – that’s racism and “cultural appropriation”.

    If I am a man who wrongly identifies himself as being guilty of crime I didn’t commit – they still throw you in jail for wasting police time.

    If I am a man who claims to be a SPECIFIC woman (e.g. Joan of Arc) – they lock you in a room and attach electrodes to your junk.

    But if I am man who identifies as “a woman” – you go to the top of the oppression tree and no-one may criticise you. Not only that I can now compete in sport against actual women and beat them with my male physique.

    Can some-one explain the difference between the last case and the first three, because I’m fucked if I can.


  • Urinals Discriminate
    September 27, 2019 at 12:57 am

    You should have soothed it by hsnding it one of Mattels new genderfluid dolls.that would have calmed things down.

  • SassySwede
    September 27, 2019 at 12:48 am

    Geeze, what a tool he/she/it/_(?)_ is!!! (I have nooo clue whatsoever, sorry…yeah, not sorry in the least).

    UT, couldn’t you get a copy of the transcript to read about what happened at the end, since you were a party in the case? I know technically you were removed from the courtroom however, I can’t see them putting it under something else. Did he dismiss the case before it started screaming? If not, and even if, still might be worth the effort to see if you can find out. Might be a good laugh if it got its feelz hurt or ass put in its place. lol

    • Turtz McGurtz
      September 27, 2019 at 9:33 am

      Getting transcripts takes some work. You can request the tape from the Court and they will send it to a court reporter to transcribe and you pay by the page. It takes a long time and its not cheap.

      • Sass
        September 27, 2019 at 4:38 pm

        Thanks, Good to know!
        I have zip experience being in or dealing with the courts.

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