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The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department is doing something that police departments need to do more of – shaming “peaceful protesters“:

After the shooting death of Keith Lamont Scott, the city of Charlotte, North Carolina, descended into chaos with rioters looting, damaging property, injuring police officers and journalists, and even shooting a civilian. As the madness continued, the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department began releasing photographs of the rioters on its official Twitter account:

White SJW’s might be the dumbest people on earth. Seriously, “Savanna” is everything you dreamed she would be and more:

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She wanted to alleviate her white privilege by looting of black owned businesses in Charlotte. Makes sense.

Speaking of white people….

What the fuck kind of outfit is that? Is he wearing a flat brimmed hate, pajamas, and my grandmother’s shawl? He looks like he’s dressed for Muff Ball.


Sweet mother of God. If you’re gonna go out rioting, can you at least put in a little effort to fix yourself up a bit?


No one wants to see this chick right here walking the streets with just a bra on:


That’s the real crime right there.

This is what “social justice” looks like in 2016. This is what Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream about. A guy named Dejuante ransacking Jimmy Johns because……black lives matter.

Safe to say that these guys will never experience boneless Tuesday’s again.

But by far the greatest looter of them all was this nudnik:

If you go out looting and you gotta keep it 100%!!! But seriously, isn’t this guy a little too old to be looting? He should’ve retired from the looting game after Rodney King. No one wants to see some old gray haired dude in a 100 emoji t-shirt looting a Jimmy Johns. And as much as I badly want need that shirt, I’d take this outfit any day of the week over it:


A more serious charge has been leveled against Khalil Wallace, who allegedly hit an officer with a wrench during the riots:

Another peaceful “unarmed” protester exercising his First Amendment rights!! Just think if the cop had shot him and saved the taxpayers thousands of dollars in future inevitable incarceration costs, this would be the face of the next viral hashtag:


Oh yea, and as it all turns out Keith Scott had a gun on him the whole time, it was a stolen gun, and he recently threatened to kill his wife with it. 


This is the kind of person that black lives matter martyrs. Because they have a hard time finding decent human beings who were actually obeying the law and don’t have a record a mile long. They’re not protesters, they’re terrorists. It’s not even debatable at this point. Gotta keep it 100!!!






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15 Comment(s)
  • Kevin Blackmer
    September 29, 2016 at 10:28 am

    aaaaaawwwwwwww ssshhhheeeeeeiiitt! I definitely gotta peep me one of those t-shirts. You all KNOW that I keeps it 100!

  • Publius
    September 28, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    Thugs using any excuse to thug. One time can hey find an innocent unarmed martyr. Just once. Some thugs can’t help but act the stereotype.

  • Livesinlowell
    September 28, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    I bet their defense will be “everyone else was doing it”

  • Chris From Georgia
    September 28, 2016 at 8:39 am

    Back in the day, during a riot, looters would have been shot on sight.

  • Publius
    September 27, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    Looks like the protestors once again look like morons. Keith Scott had the loaded stolen gun, the concealed ankle holster.

  • Reddog
    September 27, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Totally serious question here. Can people convicted of crimes vote? Pardon my ignorance,but I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

    • TAYTAY
      September 27, 2016 at 10:36 pm

      Yes, but felons can’t.

    • Cedar Street
      September 28, 2016 at 8:51 am

      Felons can vote in MA. As soon as they’re out of prison. Ask Kevin. He votes!

    • gabe
      October 2, 2016 at 9:03 am

      Depends on the type of crime. If it is a felony then most likely yes. If it is a misdemeanor then no.

  • Eric
    September 27, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    Haha haha. What Rich said.

  • MrSmiley
    September 27, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    This article made my night. Glad cmpd is using social media to it’s advantage. Employers will love these results during their google searches!

    • Rich
      September 27, 2016 at 9:56 pm


      • anonon
        September 28, 2016 at 1:10 am

        100 emoji to Rich! Awesome!

  • Jay
    September 27, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    No Turtleboy you must be mistaken, that gun is actually a book because if it’s a gun my feelings might get hurt !!!!

  • Izzi
    September 27, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    Khalil looks like he was hit in the head with a wrench, not much symmetry on that melon.

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