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One of our Turtleriders sent us a tip to check out this magnificently white trash video posted to Snapchat. Someone caught these two nitwits squabbling like rabid hyenas over a bag of crack in a side alley/driveway in good ol’ ManchVegas. Then they uploaded it to Snapchat and posted it publicly using the map feature so we could see the location.
This is where the magic happened:
This entire area of Manchester is a congested dumpster teeming with all the usual signs of ratchetry.
Check it out:
Typical corner store specializing in cheap 40’s of malt liquor and your finest silk roses sold in glass tubes. (They’re a hot seller and TOTALLY purchased as a symbol of affection for every baby-mama on Valentines day)
You’ve got shoeless locals rippin butts on their stoops:
Strange men that may or may not be urinating in public:
Kids chillin’ in driveways with minimal adult supervision (notice the adult to the right rockin’ their finest bathrobe):
Top of the line mattresses and used tires used as lawn décor:
More unsupervised kids:
House #876464 that’s for sale within a 1 block radius:
And another one:
Not-at-all creepy vans parked on the a rare glimpse of grass (bonus points for it being green! ‘Murica!)
This place just screams suburbia. I bet there are plenty of people chomping at the bit to move in immediately, spend Sunday afternoons playing a good old fashioned game of catch with their little miracles and hosting bake sales.
Just kidding. This place looks like it reeks of Caldwells vodka and infection.
Check out the number of crimes committed within the past MONTH.
The videos are short and not the best quality (because, snapchat) but these are the types of places where shit like this happening in broad daylight is commonplace (and of course it’s filmed by someone hanging out a 2nd floor window).
Look at mackdaddy fucknut reaching back before slapping this chick with her hands in his pocket. Kid has no shame (and evidently isn’t a fan of getting a slampig pocket patdown).
0:05 “You always do this shit over DRUGS!”
I’m glad she clarified that this started over drugs because for a minute I was pretty convinced their squabble stemmed from an argument over the origins of evolution vs. creationism and she was just rummaging his pocket for her list of research sources
Seriously look at the wind up:
Then she gets a whole lotta palm to the face and you’re thinking she’s gonna tap out and call it quits.
Lady trampstamp grabs a brick because it’s become the new weapon of choice for crazy bitches in hood brawls.
“SHE GOT A BRICK YO!”
I like how the girl filming doesn’t give a shit about someone getting a brick to the forehead as long as no one scuffs up her car. (I’d be willing to bet $$ on it being a 2002 Honda Civic.)
Ok Turtleriders! Let’s get names on these two idiots that think it’s acceptable to throw hands at a chick/threaten people with bricks and fight over crack in broad daylight.
PU-PU Shame platter for two! Order up!