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Chef Ployardee Selling Hoarded Toilet Paper On Facebook After Recently Being Given Free Eggs In New Bedford Facebook Group


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – if you’re selling toilet paper on Facebook for ANY price, you are a piece of shit. The only reason anyone would be selling shitter wipes on the Facebook machine is because they intentionally hoarded it for the purpose of reselling it. You are not Amazon and you are not a business. You are a consumer. If you try to capitalize off of a pandemic that has left millions unemployed and potentially thousands dead, you will end up on Turtleboy. Here’s today’s winner out of New Bedford.

Meet Jill Martin from New Bedford.

Here she is participating in what I like to call a New Bedford picnic.

Which is nothing more than a woman sitting on a blanket in her triple decker’s weed filled driveway, with nothing more than a pack of Newports and a basket full of broken dreams.

In the ultimate twist of ratchetry Milkshake Maggie recently got free eggs after reaching out to a stranger on Facebook.


So it looks like she has no problem shoving free eggs down her gullet, but the second push comes to shove she’s filling up the cart at Walmart so she can profit off of a national emergency. Understood.

Shocking she is “self employed,” and works as a “consultant” for her “business.” In other words, she doesn’t have a job and but she does have wifi and wants you to buy her garbage so she can pretend that she’s not a drain on society.

I guess the consulting business isn’t going too well, which is why she feels the need to rip off other people online.


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81 Comment(s)
  • Real_Finn
    March 30, 2020 at 7:29 pm


    Soooo… you’re a “boss-babe” (‘babe’ used loosely) for “Scentsy” – color me surprised.

    Moral of the story? If you have to pay to be part of a company, congratulations, you’re a customer!
    Moron of the story? Jill

    Get Fucked,

  • Freddie 'Rerun' Stubbs
    March 26, 2020 at 11:38 am

    Yo Big Mama…Whats Happening!!

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    March 26, 2020 at 9:29 am

    That’s a huge muthafuckin bitch!

  • Got to give her credit for one thing.
    March 26, 2020 at 12:50 am

    Truth in advertising.
    She has toilet paper to sell.
    She also has huge rolls.
    Probably has the lost remote and half of a Popeye’s family dinner festering under her gargantuan tits.
    Maybe a lost set of keys in her belly button.

    • Silencio Dogood
      March 26, 2020 at 2:38 am

      She also has huge rolls… classic!

  • Judge dread
    March 25, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    She is twice if not 2/3rds the size of me. Her shits must warrant their own pandemic. Yet she is selling TP?

    Worst case, if you can’t wipe and water works, shower he shit out. Water doesn’t work, beside riots and chaos that will ensue, jump in a lake or ocean.

    For fucks sake, this shit, no pun, is designed to make people freak out. Those people are the ones who called peepers insane 10 years ago.

    Buy storable food and get a life straw, so u can drink out of a dark brown puddle on the street without contamination. I’m sick of his shit. I bet a lot of you agree with me.

    • Judge dread
      March 25, 2020 at 11:26 pm

      prepppers You know what I’m saying.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 25, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    i can’t fault this lumpen Play Doh squat for eating free eggs and trying to mark up the wipe, as she obviously exists near the bottom rung, and as long as she isn’t the Big Blue New Bedford mascot for selling opiates.

  • jenn1111
    March 25, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    Haven’t even read the story yet just saw the title with pic HOLY FUCKING WILDABEAST.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Quint
    March 25, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    “We’re closing in on her chief! Hooper! 10 degrees to port!”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 25, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Holy sheeit that thing is ugly!

  • Jill "Pigshit" Martin Sucks
    March 25, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    You are a fat, ugly, sweaty looking pig. I hope your blubber causes your porch to collapse and you’re trapped under the rubble. Does Leroy Mosley have a shred of dignity? How could any self-respecting human be associated with a hog like you. Social distancing indeed.

  • Big Lardo
    March 25, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

    • Tammyleek
      March 28, 2020 at 3:30 am

      This kills me I work my ass off ok and I’m out of wrk cause of this virus and I had to go to 5 different places to get TP and I have kids I pay full rent and all my bills lights heat hot water ok pay cash for food no help from the state have my kids and my husband and I never see each other I work over nights he works days and we are saving to buy a house and this bitch probably get EBT cash and food stamps sec8 ok all help to pay bills probably ssi and ssdi my tax money ok and I struggle and make it of course but laid off of work right now thank god my husband still working but wtf selling TP if I had extra anything right now I would be giving it away to people that need it we need to help people not rip them off and take advantage of anyone fat lazy fuck omg makes me so mad

  • Luke Jackson
    March 25, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    I can eat fifty eggs.

  • Leroy! You OK? LEROY????
    March 25, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    You under there?? Stick an arm out! Throw out your car keys! Leroy!!

  • One douche to another
    March 25, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    I don’t why she selling her toilet paper when she going to need every bit of it to wipe that giant fucking as of her. And too dry up that discharge in those bloomers she wears that smelly no good cunt

  • Lipstickhippie
    Jack LaLanne
    March 25, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    She said she needs $60 more to stay active. That smelly tub of lard hasn’t been active a day in her life.

  • Yo Mama So Fat
    March 25, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

    Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

    Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

    Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

    yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she’s already world wide

    Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

    yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabetes

    • Yo Moma Horny Yo
      March 25, 2020 at 5:45 pm

      Yo momma so horny she blew all my friends

  • Israel 1st
    March 25, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Jewish countries are hilarious.

  • whatevuh
    March 25, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    And this is why I never go to New Bedford, it’s just full of ugliness

    March 25, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    I’m sorry man. Life gave you a fucked up hand if this is what you are engaged to.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    March 25, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Is it a mixed message for an alcoholic closeted gay mayor to try and shame whites into going to chinese restaurants and celebrate chinese new year by saying they are racist or is this virus really serious. I say its safe to go to chinese restaurants becsuse thats my agenda its not science based.

    • Limp Wristed Political Agenda
      March 25, 2020 at 5:01 pm

      The gay pride parade is still on right martayyy

    • Wrong Is Right Down Is Up
      March 25, 2020 at 5:43 pm

      When Trump wanted to close the borders and limit flights 6 weeks ago, mixed message Mahty calked him a racist and xenophobe. Is mahty going to implore people to eat in the North End this week because of racism
      How can a bafoon like mahty even be the mayor. Its bizarro world.

    • Mayor Menino
      March 26, 2020 at 8:39 am

      The city’s response to this crisis will be the Alcatraz around your neck, Marty

      • His Honor, Kevin White, Mayah of the Shiite of Noston
        March 26, 2020 at 2:23 pm

        Well put Mumbles..

  • Oink oink
    March 25, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    free eggs coz she’s starving?

  • Everyone can fuck themselves
    March 25, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    When I was a kid, there was so much toilet paper available we would have thrown 20 rolls into the trees and bushes in her yard.

    Fucking idiots, went to the store yesterday and all the shelves were stocked and you could get anything except hand sanitizer. Once congress passes this “stimulus” bill the whole thing will be over….everyone just wants their piece of the pie. Never let a good crisis go to waste and the republicans will make sure big businesses get money and democrats will make sure illegals, blacks and queers get something, and all you minimum wage slaves will get a few grand…..while me and the rest of the hard working tax payers that actually make decent money get stuck with the bill and nothing in return as always. You don’t have to thank us, we’ll keep on working and making money so the fucking leaches, lazy fuckers and politically connected can get theirs. Fuck you, all of you.

    • EBT Man
      March 25, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      Hey you gonna eat that last pork chop on your plate? I’ll have it….

      • You Fancy Oh You Fancy Huh
        March 25, 2020 at 8:48 pm

        You a polite negro.
        Usually da monkey grabs what da monekey wants.

  • Greta Thornburg
    March 25, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    I got the rona

    • Linda
      March 25, 2020 at 6:04 pm


    • Mikhunt
      March 27, 2020 at 6:37 am

      How dare you

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    March 25, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    “I’ll chase her round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give her up!” Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      March 25, 2020 at 4:05 pm

      Thar she blows! The leviathan has breached and is peddling toilet paper in New Bedford! The dearest place to live in, in all New England.

    • Albatross
      March 25, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      Good one boy.

  • huh?
    March 25, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    • Trumpkins
      March 26, 2020 at 6:06 am

      Biden is the fu$&!ng yo-yo not trump. Imagine this ass clown biden was in charge right now?

  • huh?
    March 25, 2020 at 1:58 pm

  • Jan Brady
    March 25, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    She needs one of those nice pink “I make this T-Shirt Look Good” shirts…

  • Down With The Ship Economy
    March 25, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    If you print money on your computer its called counterfeiting but the government just printed 6 trillion that we dont have for the stimulus. 2 trillion for ecconomy and 4 trillion for the fed to buy debt. We printed money we dont have to buy our own debt which the fed was slready doing.
    T bills went negative today. The AOCs of the world like negative rates. They ssy it will spur demand because people would rather borrow at extreme low rates than save. What could possibly go wrong with this new debt bubble that will be created.
    Dont even get me started on the perils of a digital currency.

  • Wormtown Hoodrat
    March 25, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    Where’s your Man Leroy Mosley when ya need him?

  • Thinning the herd
    March 25, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    What the fuck? Who in their right mind could mount that beast.no amount of booze or dope could help make that look fuckable

  • Br!stol Cr3w K3dd
    March 25, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Who wants to bet her belly button smells like Jul!anne Marr3lla K3arney’s beat up pussy after she cucks TurtleTwink here with big black Tyrone

    • Cute Chick
      March 25, 2020 at 1:53 pm

      IS there really a fucking need for this??

      • Hahah
        March 25, 2020 at 3:00 pm

        Cute chick huh what an ego on you are you cute before or after all the fake up cake up or before or after a bottle of 151 I bet you’re just as horrendous as this whale yeah you’re cute all right cute with out the e ya fat fuck pig

  • hartf811
    I'm an ape
    March 25, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Think of the intake- outtake of this corpuscle. Like a Hippo or manatee shitting in the water and churning it up with its tail.

  • Jerry Mathers
    March 25, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    How does she wipe her ass with those T-Rex arms?

    • whatevuh
      March 25, 2020 at 5:06 pm

      I’m betting there are places she can’t reach with a wash cloth

  • Charles Waln Morgan
    March 25, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    That’s one giant newbejfawd whale. So big in fact, that my crew of 36 men could not lift her on deck. A shame really, considering all that blubber that could have been harvested for oil burning lamps and womans makeup. Not to mention she could have fed the whole village for three years!

  • Leroy Mosely
    March 25, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Baby! You needs to keep some a dat TP.
    You gots 3 feet of crack to wipe.

  • Lizzo's Toilet
    March 25, 2020 at 12:18 pm


  • Jonathan Lucroy
    March 25, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Breasts like catchers mitts

  • Karen Carpenter
    March 25, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    She is a human frialator.

  • Mine All Mine
    March 25, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    That”s my boo, my shorty, and my baby’s mama, we been together for 6 years. My cousin T- Bone introduced me to her when I was doing my 3 – 5 upstate in Shirley max, she’s been holding me down ever since. I’ve been laying up in her section 8 apartment since I got home snuggling watching Jerry Springer ever since!!! She’s not much but she’s all I think about Love Tyrone

  • Time for Timer
    March 25, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    I hanker for a hunk a
    A dab a slice a chunk a
    I hanker for a hunk a CHEESE.

    YA HOO!

    • Jeff J
      There, Fixed It For You
      March 25, 2020 at 2:30 pm

      A *slab* or slice or chunka

      • Jeff J
        March 25, 2020 at 2:37 pm

        A slab or slice or chunk of

        • A snack that is a winner
          March 28, 2020 at 1:35 pm

          And yet won’t spoil my dinner!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Peter Griffin
      March 29, 2020 at 10:52 pm

      Excuse me sir, it is 3:30 in the morning….

  • Oh the horrors....
    March 25, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Someone should start a Go Fund Me for the poor souls
    who live in the apartment below her.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      March 29, 2020 at 10:49 pm

      Gravity is indeed, a potentially cruel, cruel, mistress.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 25, 2020 at 11:56 am

    Cellulite seeking missile launched, for your safety abandon New Bedford.

    Headed for massive toilet paper selling target.

  • basket full of broken dreams
    March 25, 2020 at 11:53 am

    If Linguica had a face.

  • Captain Ahab
    March 25, 2020 at 11:49 am

    Thar she blows!

  • Jordis
    March 25, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Is anyone else surprised that her name isnt ghettofied? For a beast of a woman living up the ghetto life, she has a normal name.

    But that internal ugly came up to surface 10 fold on big Bertha!

  • Veteran
    March 25, 2020 at 11:39 am

    Looks like she has no problem taking from a veterans charity.

  • Problems with a Aeropostale order
    March 25, 2020 at 11:36 am

    Mozzarella sticks fear her.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    March 25, 2020 at 11:32 am

    Monstrous fat tub of putrefied monkey shit with zero redeeming characteristics. May your plumbing backup, flood your rat hole and ruin your entire stock of ass wipe – at which time I will be glad to give you a helping hand some nice 60 grit sandpaper. Oh, and a gunt like her could afford to miss a meal or two dozen… reminds me of my fat fuck ex-wife

  • Gargantuan Thicket Of Madness
    March 25, 2020 at 11:30 am

    Smell the magic

  • The Great Cornholio
    March 25, 2020 at 11:27 am

    Nothing says sexy like a size 14XL Hanes t-shirt!

  • Truth
    March 25, 2020 at 11:26 am

    Beat these cretins to death with ratchets…just for shits and giggles

    Once menthol cigarettes are banned there will be no further use for these ratchets

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 25, 2020 at 11:26 am

    I never was my face and I never wipe. I never do!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    March 25, 2020 at 11:24 am

    That bitch has the body type of a shed

    • Alex DeLarge
      March 25, 2020 at 11:44 am

      Hahahaha , Fucking brilliant.
      Holy fuck

  • kingsraisins
    March 25, 2020 at 11:22 am

    It looks like she is hoarding trans fats.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    March 25, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Not sure why she wants to sell any. She looks like she uses a whole roll in one sitting…or is that shitting?

  • Sleepy Joe Biden
    March 25, 2020 at 11:16 am

    Joe Biden Gaffe Alert: Stuns ‘The View’ By Claiming Coronavirus Cure Will Make The Problem Worse

  • Bill Realist
    March 25, 2020 at 11:15 am

    I guess I will pass on wiping my ass on her face though

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