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Chick With $5 Million GoFundMe Scam For Mansion In California Is Really A Huffington Post Reporter Trolling So That People Will Say Mean Things To Her And She Can Be A Victim

This is the saddest and most pathetic thing a social justice warrior has ever done. And of course she writes for the Huffington Post.

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A turtle rider sent us perhaps the most absurd GoFundMe we’ve ever seen from some chick in Wyoming named Catherine Elizabeth Clennan. She claims to be a 27 year old lesbian college drop out, who is pampered by her wealthy parents. Oh, and she’s trying to raise $2 million $5 million. Why? Because she can’t be a “free spirit” or “civil rights advocate” or “lesbian” around her parents. She needs the cash to buy a mansion in California and pay for the transportation and costs associated with it. Check it out:

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So yea, obviously this is insane. When we first saw it we figured it was some sort of joke. But honestly, we’ve covered some pretty insane GoFundMe’s, and when you couple that with generation snowflake, anything is possible.

But with just a little bit of Googling we found out that Catherine Clennan writes for the Huffington Post. Well, she’s written one article at least, about what it’s like to be a dumb girl in a computer science class.

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Then we saw that she posted this on her Facebook page:

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Hard work? Wait…..what?? This can’t be real. She’s begging for $5 million to buy a mansion.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what’s going on here. Keep in mind, she works for the Huffington Post. And they love nothing more than a good ol’ fashioned story about people saying mean things to SJW’s on the Internet. Because SJW’s LIVE to make themselves victims.

So she’s literally created this GoFundMe for the sole purpose of trolling people into saying mean things to her. Then she’ll sort through the thousands of comments she’s received, pick the ones that contain the most homophobic or sexist slurs, and then hold them up as representative of the millions of Americans who are sick of whiny SJW’s like her who think we are allotted time to “find ourselves.” She’ll probably use this one first:

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And in her updates she’s quoting mean people she’s received messages from and rebutting them with even more ridiculous SJW diatribes:

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But miraculously she’s actually gotten a couple schmucks to chip in $5:

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Kecho Grow’s Facebook page shows that she’s a very wealthy Egyptian world traveler. She’s actually the real life version of the woman that Catherine Clennan is pretending to be, as can be seen in her Facebook posts like this one:

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Then there’s this poor fool:

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He actually seems like a nice person who doesn’t mind parting with his money.

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So even though this is just a social experiment, it’s actually conning real people out of real money. Although, if you’re that stupid you’re bound to trade in your home for some magic beans eventually.

 

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28 Comment(s)
  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    December 30, 2016 at 11:39 am

    And today – “Campaign is Complete and No Longer Active” – total of $77 dollars raised!!!

    Get a job!!!

  • Adria
    December 30, 2016 at 10:33 am

    I totally agree that this chick is something else. What I don’t understand is what is with the continuous attacks on the Huffington post even after saying this chick only wrote one bad article for them. Also, the “hard work” comment, did you read that? It was talking about how hard work creates oppression not how she values hard work. Which is still dumb either way. Anyway, I feel sad for the people giving this chick money. I mean seriously? Her parents must be so proud! Lol

  • Kelly
    December 29, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    Whether she’s a liberal troll fishing for hate or a conservative shill acting the entitled millenial shithead (which is more likely) everyone can agree this person is a fucking idiot and this campaign is fucking stupid. The worst part is people paying attention to it and arguing over it, because that’s exactly what this troll wants.

  • Erica
    December 28, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    Just wanted to note that she’s just an idiot. She posted to HuffPo blogs, which is not actually news. It’s just her own personal oped. She’s just an idiot dropout as implied in her gofundme.

  • Savvy
    December 28, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    y’all realize that it is the so-called “SJW”s you keep throwing around that are giving this chick the business, right? i’m one of those “SJW”s haunting your nightmares every evening, giving you the cold sweats, and i pointed out to this girl that if thousands of queer kids can escape their homophobic parents with a backpack and a small amount of cash, she can do it too. i pointed out that thousands of queer kids literally choose the street over being abused by their homophobe parents, while she’s over here asking for a mansion. i don’t know what world you live in, but your dreaded “SJW”s hate this punk ass hoe too

  • Gabriel Schwaiger
    December 28, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Wait. You got some magic beans???

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      December 28, 2016 at 4:57 pm

      No, but I have a nice new bridge over Lake Quinsigamond I might be inclined to sell you.

      • Mayor Joe Petty
        December 28, 2016 at 9:17 pm

        Excuse me Sir (or your preferred pronoun), that bridge is not yours to sell.

        But seriously, Gabriel, if you’re interested hit me up. Call city hall and ask for Joe. They’ll know who you mean.

  • Tim
    December 28, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    This is NOT a social justice warrior. SJWs fight for the causes of other people. This is just a spoiled millennial trying to get a story.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 28, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    WTF?!??!! I was in a car accident! Do you think anybody sent me $5 million? I’m still fighting with the insurance company to pay up because the stupid Doctors claim all of my X-rays are negative!

    Well no shit the X-rays are negative because I have nerve end damage that doesn’t show up on X-rays.

    I did a couple of bong hits and went to a shrink who after diagnosing me said I suffer from a medical condition with a long medical term called ‘dontwannagetajob’. I think he was talking Latin or something!

    • Professor M(eth)
      December 29, 2016 at 8:08 am

      I once won $5 million in a lawsuit over a car accident. I spent all the money on heroin & meth and am dead broke. Now I need someone to set up a gofundme to help fix my teeth because nobody wants to buy a blowjob on my corner anymore.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    December 28, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    She just posted this update:

    Update 9
    Posted by Catherine Clennan
    6 mins ago

    Hey all! I have been getting some messages from people who mistakingly believe that I work for the Huffington Post. I am setting the record straight: I do NOT work for the Huffington Post. I wrote a blog article that THEY contacted me and asked if they could feature it on THEIR website. I agreed to LET THEM re-post my article. Which was in benefit to me because my article would reach more people and therefore gain me more attention.

  • Miss Palmer
    December 28, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    What a smut case–I need an organ transplant & this grubby b*tch is asking for $ for a mansion? She aught to be flogged.

  • Seriously?
    December 28, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    Maybe we can start a gofundme to get the Worcester DPW some salt for the roads they don’t plow?

  • Professional liar-scammer
    December 28, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    No surprise again. With their double-standard rules, lying and scamming are permitted. This is part of the PC rules, of course it’s neurotic too. Just like she obviously is.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 28, 2016 at 11:49 am

    I just fucking can’t with people like this. Get up everyday and go to work. Do something with yourself and stop expecting to live off of other people.

    Not only do hard working people have to jump through hoops to avoid pan handlers we actually have the people in our lives to avoid as well. We all have those few friends or family members who never did shit but get upset when you don’t help them…

    You avoid giving away your hard earned money by doing two things:

    1. Tell panhandlers to fuck off
    2. Never, ever…. EVER tell friends or family how much money you make. You pretend to be broke or have just enough for bills, this way they don’t expect handouts.
    3. If they figure out you’re lying because you have very nice things or a nice house and car, just keep lying… lmao… say that’s the reason why you’re broke… LIE LIE LIE.
    4. Be dedicated to this lie. Don’t buy expensive Christmas or birthday gifts. Buy a typical gift most families would give, be smart don’t give yourself away lmao…

    From experience, the more you have, the more your friends and family who never worked hard or chose not to, will secretly be jealous and or expect you to help them because you’re better off. Your circle gets so small it’s lonely and quiet but at least you’re not supporting lazy people.

    Ugh I can complain about people like this all fucking day. Now this article has me all on edge wanting to call people for money owed lmao.

    Panhandlers are NO DIFFERENT…Gofundme assholes are NO DIFFERENT.

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      December 28, 2016 at 2:05 pm

      What’s funny is that the screen shot on TBS says $26, and the GoFundMe page now says $21.

      Someone took their $5 back 🙂

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        December 28, 2016 at 2:16 pm

        Lmao!! That has made my day. I hate people who beg!! I want to meet the person who took the $5 back lol…

        • KimberlyS
          KJDS
          December 28, 2016 at 2:46 pm

          Damn – it’s back to $26. I’m weirdly obsessed with this now.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 28, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      You rock Fiesty. You’re a helluva nicer than my moms landlord who showed up pissed on Christmas who was all like “I have have a spiral ham in the oven and family over, gave my construction crew the holiday off and now my day is fucked because your junkie kid keeps wrapping heroin needles in toilet paper and clogging up the toilet! Please get him help.”

      I swear some people can be so rude, he does clean out the parking spots and the walkways but not once has he cleaned the snow off of my moms car.

    • Reddog
      December 28, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      Been hearing this for years about all my toys,,,,,,,

  • Paul Larson
    December 28, 2016 at 10:28 am

    Democrat President Obama and Democrat John Kerry have stabbed Israel in the back at the UN. Israel was attacked by many neighboring countries in 1967, and in 7 days Israel had defeated their enemies.

    I remember hearing that President Obama had said that the most beautiful sound he ever heard was the Muslim call to prayer. And Reverend Wright strikes me more as a Muslim religious leader than as a Christian. President Obama says he is down on U.S. slavery, down on segregation and down on Black Codes. That makes me wonder why he would ever become a Democrat, since the Democratic Party did all those things.

    Now, if President Obama wants Israel to give back the occupied territories that it gained during war, I wonder if he is thinking of giving back the lands that Democrat President James Polk took away from Mexico during the Mexican War. West Texas, Nevada, Arizona, California and Utah?

    What is the difference between Israel and the United States? Both nations are in possession of occupied territory. But at least Israel was attacked first by its neighbors.

    Paul Larson

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      December 28, 2016 at 11:05 am

      Off topic much?

      • Paul Larson
        December 28, 2016 at 12:34 pm

        Democrat John Kerry is talking about Israel stopping developing settlements in their occupied territory. But what is Kerry and Obama doing in Utah, California, Arizona and in Nevada, the land Democrats stole from Mexico? Are Democrat Obama and Democrat Kerry NOT doing exactly the same thing the Israelis are doing?

        I listened to most of what Kerry said. I never heard Democrat Kerry mention that Islamic fundamentals direct the murder of Jews and Christians. He never mentioned that Islam believes in slavery for its enemies who do not get murdered. Those slaves pay taxes to Islamists. Look up the Sura of the Sword, Sura 9. It is in the Quran. But neither Obama nor Kerry would mention THAT!

        PS – The reason Democrat President James Polk wanted so much land from Mexico was to reinforce and spread slavery across the continent for the Democratic Party and to secure the future of slavery in the USA. That’s what Democrats did in those days. Today they support the new slavery, Socialism.

        Paul Larson

        • Chris Sinacola
          December 28, 2016 at 1:09 pm

          Ok… I’ve had enough. Uncle. I give…

          Please return the engraved rosewood pen to Telegram & Gazette, 100 Front St., Box 15012, Worcester, MA 01615-0012.

          We simply cannot have these prestigious awards in the hands of raving lunatics.

          Chris Sinacola,
          Former Editor, T&G

          • Paul Larson
            December 28, 2016 at 3:46 pm

            Chris Sinacola

            We simply cannot have these prestigious awards in the hands of raving lunatics.
            Chris Sinacola,
            Former Editor, T&G

            Hey Chris, or whoever you are, I have been writing letters to the Editor since March, 1965 and the T&G printed them ALL. You even named one of my letters “letter of the week”. By the way, if you think I am a “raving lunatic” why don’t you rebut my argument? WHY NOT?

            By the way, it wasn’t Chris or whoever you claim to be who refused to print my letters. It was Anthony Simollardes who refused to print my letters. Obviously, he is one of Clive’s functionaries.

            Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson's editor
      December 28, 2016 at 11:27 am

      It’s called a comment, not a fucking column.

      • Mayor Joe Petty
        December 28, 2016 at 12:30 pm

        Hello Paul’s Editor!

        I’ve offered him the position of “Chancellor of Worcester Schools” as well as replacement City Manager but he just keeps going with the American History! I wish he would accept because he could do that from a podium at city hall to distract from Moosey’s awful plowing. I heard it’s going to snow tomorrow and I’m mentally preparing for the next Turtleboy article. If you could please shuttle him over tomorrow at 8 I’ll take care of the rest.

        Love
        Mayor Joe Petty

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