This is the saddest and most pathetic thing a social justice warrior has ever done. And of course she writes for the Huffington Post.
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A turtle rider sent us perhaps the most absurd GoFundMe we’ve ever seen from some chick in Wyoming named Catherine Elizabeth Clennan. She claims to be a 27 year old lesbian college drop out, who is pampered by her wealthy parents. Oh, and she’s trying to raise
$2 million $5 million. Why? Because she can’t be a “free spirit” or “civil rights advocate” or “lesbian” around her parents. She needs the cash to buy a mansion in California and pay for the transportation and costs associated with it. Check it out:
So yea, obviously this is insane. When we first saw it we figured it was some sort of joke. But honestly, we’ve covered some pretty insane GoFundMe’s, and when you couple that with generation snowflake, anything is possible.
But with just a little bit of Googling we found out that Catherine Clennan writes for the Huffington Post. Well, she’s written one article at least, about what it’s like to be a dumb girl in a computer science class.
Then we saw that she posted this on her Facebook page:
Hard work? Wait…..what?? This can’t be real. She’s begging for $5 million to buy a mansion.
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what’s going on here. Keep in mind, she works for the Huffington Post. And they love nothing more than a good ol’ fashioned story about people saying mean things to SJW’s on the Internet. Because SJW’s LIVE to make themselves victims.
So she’s literally created this GoFundMe for the sole purpose of trolling people into saying mean things to her. Then she’ll sort through the thousands of comments she’s received, pick the ones that contain the most homophobic or sexist slurs, and then hold them up as representative of the millions of Americans who are sick of whiny SJW’s like her who think we are allotted time to “find ourselves.” She’ll probably use this one first:
And in her updates she’s quoting mean people she’s received messages from and rebutting them with even more ridiculous SJW diatribes:
But miraculously she’s actually gotten a couple schmucks to chip in $5:
Kecho Grow’s Facebook page shows that she’s a very wealthy Egyptian world traveler. She’s actually the real life version of the woman that Catherine Clennan is pretending to be, as can be seen in her Facebook posts like this one:
Then there’s this poor fool:
He actually seems like a nice person who doesn’t mind parting with his money.
So even though this is just a social experiment, it’s actually conning real people out of real money. Although, if you’re that stupid you’re bound to trade in your home for some magic beans eventually.
This is what rags like the Huffington Post do. This is how they get page views. This is why you read Turtleboy Sports. Because we’re the only trustworthy media outlet still in existence.
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