This is Chumba Wumba looking mofo is Zacahry Martin from Chicopee.
He went on the 413 Sell it All page this weekend and put up a bluetooth home theater speaker system for sale for $200, despite claiming to have paid $400 for it.
Sounds legit. Until he got called out by someone on there for price gouging for crack money.
So now he needs $200 to “feed my daughter.” Because apparently employment and food stamps are out of the question.
Except there’s just one problem.
He doesn’t appear to have a daughter. Just a girlfriend, a bad haircut, and a pile of broken dreams.
I know some people don’t put pictures of their kids up on Facebook, but there seems to be no trace whatsoever that Forrest Pump has created his own crotch fruit. He has created his own Google trophies though.
I guess he was banking on no one using the Google machine to see that the pile of crap he was selling isn’t actually worth the $800 he claimed it was.
He also posted this close to 10 PM and said his daughter was hungry. This would lead any rational person to ask him, “What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you have crotch fruits if you depend on people buying your overpriced, possibly stolen trash in order to feed them? And why the hell are you waiting until 10 PM to do this?” He only had one thing to say to people who questioned his pill seeking behavior.
Mind ya own bid-ness!! If he chooses to starve his imaginary child and let her stay up all hours of the night that’s a parenting decision he has to make on his own. How dare you ever criticize the parenting skills of this law abiding, non-junkie, upstanding member of society.
Then he whined about how hard it is to be poor.
Oh yea, it must be really hard not working all day and scamming people on community yard sale pages for drug money. You sure have it rough captain donkey dick.
And just in case you couldn’t tell that he was a fraud another guy offered to take the speakers in exchange for a week’s worth of food for his family.
What a kind offer! If his story was real then Forrest Pump could get the food he so desperately needed while avoiding a trip to the grocery store (which is hard when you don’t have a license).
But we all know that junkies are gonna junk, and nothing they say is ever real. He didn’t even acknowledge the offer at first and ended up taking the post down first. Instead he whined some more about being poor and said that he was protecting his daughter from her biological family.
So I guess this broke degenerate boob takes in other people’s crotch fruits, he just doesn’t feed them unless he can sell shit on 413 Sell it All.
When someone mentioned DCF he said no way!!
Again, hard for the DCF fairy to gank your semen demon if you don’t have one.
Then the best part happened when someone brought up the offer for free food again.
“I need money so I can buy food for my family and daughter.”
“I’m not gonna take the food ur offering.”
Wait…..what? He needs money for food, but he doesn’t food directly? I guess he just likes unnecessary steps that inconveniences him for no reason.
But it turns out the reason he had to turn down the free food was also because he wants to be strong and independent.
And nothing says “independent” quite like depending on other people to give you money to “survive.”
Then just hours later he was selling a PS3.
This 2007 technology is in great condition, so he wasn’t willing to go under $55 for it. But that’s only because he no longer had a hungry child this time, he was raising money for his wedding this time.
Because what wedding doesn’t cost exactly $55?
I wasn’t the only one who noticed that one either. Just don’t bring it up to Forrest Pump or he’ll get pissy with you.
Oh, and he’s going to report anyone who posts his screenshots for harassment.
The worst part about junkalopes like this are the noobz who enable them with excuses like these.
“There is no good reason to call him out.”
Oh calm your musty meatflaps. There’s plenty of reason to call these people out, starting with the fact that public shaming works and ending with the fact that the buyer has a right to know that they’re being lied to in order to fuel Forrest Pump’s early demise.
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