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Chicopee Police Did Not Do Themselves Any Favors By Appearing On Gerry Callahan Podcast, “Criminal” They Find $300 Says He’s Not Paying It, Joins Me On Live Show Tonight

 

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I cohosted the Gerry Callahan Podcast on Monday and we were discussing the perverted joy that the Chicopee Police seem to be getting out busting up 4 guys drinking beer in the basement of a takeout place.

CPD Officer Michael Wilk started posting in the comments that we had it all wrong so Quarantine Cullinane had him come on the show and things got very interesting, starting around the 21:30 mark.

Gerry’s face when Wilk told him that they’d send a squad car with “lights and guns” if they saw someone without a mask on was priceless. Almost as priceless as when Wilk corrected him about the number of beers that were consumed.

It was more than a couple beers

Holy. Fucking. Shit. It could’ve been anywhere from 3 to 5,000. The more beer they drank, the more grandmas died.

Some more interesting quotes…

“This wasn’t friends gathering. This wasn’t buddies meeting to play poker. 

You’re acting like these are four buddies, it’s not. These are just four people who walked in.”

So….how did he know they weren’t friends? It says right in the post that they all arrived and walked in together. And if they weren’t there to play poker, what were they there to do? (gasp) Converse???

Then came the misinformation.

“We’ve had kids as young as 2 days old who have tested positive for this virus.”

Who cares if a two year old tests positive for the commie cold? They don’t die from it. Your kid gets tummy aches too. We don’t shut down the world for it.

Then there was this.

“There’s been about a dozen kids in the city ages 7-9 who tested positive.”

Wait….what? There’s been a dozen 8 year old who have the commie cold? Where is that documented? Oh right, we will just have to take his word for it.

This made TONS of sense too.

“You’re wrong that kids don’t die from it. I have a buddy who’s in his 40’s on a ventilator fighting for his life.”

I’m wrong that kids don’t die, and his evidence is that he has a friend in his 40’s on a ventilator? Case closed.

Don’t get me wrong, I feel bad for the guy on the ventilator. But he got there IN SPITE OF, or perhaps BECAUSE OF the lockdown. The data doesn’t lie – over 66% of people who got the commie cold contracted it in their homes. The homes we forced them into. And just for the record, no, kids don’t die from the commie cold.

Literally zero human beings under the age of 20 have died from COVID in Massachusetts. Your odds of dying from the commie cold if you’re under 25 are less than 1 in a million. Literally. Anyone who says “kids die from COVID” and then points to some statistical anomaly in Michigan to prove their point is being intentionally disingenuous.

I have no time for this kind of bullshit fear mongering either:

“We would rather not take the chance of one kid dying….”

Sorry, but you don’t get to lock an entire society down because you have an irrational fear that a kid COULD die. If that were the case then the CPD should ban cars, because your kid is much, much more likely to get turned into a speed bump than they are from dying of commie cold.

He sure did think highly of himself though:

“Our numbers here in Chicopee are low. We’ve had 2 in their 80s, one person who was 100, and the other who was in their 50’s and had underlying medical conditions.”

“We seem to have stopped the spread in Chicopee.”

“Yea, it definitely has something to do with it.”

And there it is – the hero complex. He honestly believes that busting up four people drinking in a basement is saving lives. He has zero evidence to back any of this up, but it feels good to say it and he’s clearly been brainwashed by propaganda. Never was this more clear when I pointed out that Chicopee has double the infections of Pittsfield with a similar population.

“I don’t know, I haven’t looked at Pittsfield’s numbers.”

Yea, you probably shouldn’t brag about how great your numbers are due to your policing if you don’t have other cities to compare it to. Turns out you have more cases than Barnstable, and the same as Plymouth, both of which are similarly sized. Nothing you’re doing is saving lives. Literally nothing.

I asked what the difference is between 4 people drinking in a bar basement and 4 people drinking in their house.

“The difference is that bars and restaurants are to be shut down.”

Translation – there is no difference, but I’m here to vigorously enforce stupid rules that don’t make any sense, and then credit myself with saving lives.

“This is not enjoyable for us.”

LOL. Bullshit.

Cops have the choice to use discretion. Police unions everywhere are refusing to vigorously enforce social distancing and mask “orders.” Because it’s unconstitutional, and it’s not what you signed up to do when you became a cop. The Chicopee Police are choosing to be dickheads, just because they can. I’m sure most cops on the force are embarrassed to conduct hours long stakeouts to catch 4 people drinking in a basement , but it’s Wilk’s thing so they have to play along.

The most remarkable part of the interview was when Wilks said that the cops know who has COVID and who doesn’t so they can keep these people out of stores.

“Certain stores in the city have hired officers to work in the stores to assist them with people wearing face covers. We had an incident where someone had tested positive tried to get into the store. They already had it so they can’t get it again.”

“They came back as a positive test. We get the data. And we know who certain people are in the city. So yea it was an absolute positive.”

“When people are tested the results go to the BOH and we get that information. We get certain information but not all information. But we get enough information. There are some people in the city who are well known because we habitually deal with them. If we get information that matches that we know at that point. Plus this person was telling everybody. We know this because they were telling everyone and it matched data with the Board of Health.”

Again, I have no way of knowing if this is the truth, but it’s coming from a guy who lied to me several times during the interview about kids dying from the commie cold. If the health diagnosis of private citizens is known by the security at Walmart then I’d say that’s very COVID-1984ish.

But as it turns out there is much more to this story from the bar that night. I know this because I spoke with one of the criminals who was busted in the bar basement, and he’ll be joining me on the Live show tonight at 9 PM to tell all. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

 

 

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45 Comment(s)
  • Soxfan
    May 17, 2020 at 1:58 am

    If they had been in there sucking each others dicks the cops would have happily joined in and paid them $300 tax payer dollars for the “privilege”

  • Dawn
    May 16, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    This is why many people will refuse to get tested unless they are literally dying. What the hell happened to HIPPA?

  • Sal O’Mal
    May 16, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    Swampscott is enforcing one way sidewalks. A cafe in Germany makes patrons wear pool noodles around their heads. And some restaurants are putting mannequins and blow up dolls at tables — even in outdoor cafes—all to enforce arbitrary 6-ft social distancing” rules. This is utter madness.

  • I see dumb people
    May 15, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    This shit just blows my fucking mind..
    How can our government seriously address the public with a straight face after they have pushed millions of people out of work for god only knows how long and have fucked this whole situation up every step of the way.. Baker is only keeping us all on lock down so he can get Massachusetts as much ” emergency funding ” as possible to stuff in his and every other political ass hats pockets. Just wait i guarantee the next step will be mandatory testing for all residents via mouth or nasal swab which mind you also is the same procedure to collect someone’s DNA.. After which im pretty sure they will sell every one DNA to the highest corporate bidder.. And lets not overlook all the Wasting of resources setting up covid task forces, when those resources and the billions in funding for those resources could be much better utilized setting up better safety measures and any necessary repairs, protocol and expansions in elderly and veterans homes to protect the the only at risk population of our country. Our government is run by a bunch of selfish money grubbing jack asses that don’t actually give even a half a shit about the people and citizens that actually keep the country running. Shame on all these fuckimg hacks.

  • LOLz
    May 15, 2020 at 11:42 am

    How long does the taste of Gerry’s dick stay in your mouth?

    • Dick Scratcher
      May 15, 2020 at 12:05 pm

      You don’t have to be here.
      Now off you should fuck!

      DS
      58 yrs. old, unemployed, likes schoolboy uniforms

  • lord
    May 15, 2020 at 11:41 am

    They “Find” $300

    Are you sure you were a teacher? ATL LEAST keep the typos out of the headline.

  • Elizabeth Brennan
    May 15, 2020 at 11:02 am

    I love how the department spent their law enforcement time “staking out” the place!!!! We all know Chicopee. I’m sure the time wasted here could have been used staking out some crack houses, heroin dens, suspected child abuse homes, jay-walking even….anything would have been a better use of time and tax-payers’ dollars.

  • know what I find amusing..
    May 15, 2020 at 9:33 am

    at first we were told we needed to isolate to protect those who are most “susceptible..
    the elderly..people with pre-existing conditions…etc…
    their “condition” made them easier for Covid to be fatal…
    now to justify the obviously inflated numbers..
    the left has started backtracking….”no…the stage 2 cancer didn’t kill them-it was Covid”…
    or like the young black dude who is plastered all over news who died -he was diabetic and asthmatic…
    so which is it…did having pre-existing conditions really matter….should we have taken them into consideration..or was the plan to just label every death as “Covid” if the numbers looked to low-even if the person was already knocking on D’s door?
    For a decade or so the left wanted AIDS to be taken seriously…..pushed sex ed hard in schools over it…so began the leftist indoctrination in schools…
    but no one died of AIDS if we are going to split hairs….
    the left knew gays dying from a common infection was not going to “sell” the danger of AIDS…
    the left is good at playing with numbers and semantics to push their agendas…
    there are not that many dead from this…
    they are obviously including terminal patients in the numbers as well
    easy to do when a majority are in nursing homes…

  • 5150_Mike
    May 15, 2020 at 9:05 am

    DAAAH covid compliance officer reporting for duty!

    You can’t make this stuff up.
    This is what you get when you over saturate the talent pool of law enforcement. You get boys that should be driving around the Burlington mall as a high rank security officer instead they are making serious decisions about peoples lives and livelihood.
    They say before Rome collapsed the police and public service were the ones taken care of the most financially for the rulers protection. Same with Germany.
    This won’t end well. Especially now that the federal reserve is going to inflate their way out of the pension crisis. It’s actually brilliant.

  • Seeking discussion
    May 15, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Anyone recommend other places to read about the hypocrisy of this “lockdown?”

    The comments here have just devolved into some sort of vulgarity contest.

    Coupled with an annoying new pop up ad…

    • Blow me
      May 15, 2020 at 8:29 am

      Go fuck yourself. Have you ever thought that the world does not revolve around you. Maybe people come here because we are allowed to say whatever the fuck we want and shit on fags like you. Go to menwithvaginas.com, pretty sure you’ll fund what you are looking for there.

      • #you too
        May 15, 2020 at 9:31 am

        Thank you for your insightful response.

        It’s not about me. If you want your opinion to matter, consider how the idiotic responses only serve to reinforce the “other” side. THEY argue that we are dumb. We prove them right.

        If we want to stand against the tyranny, we have to present our position with some semblance of dignity.

        But hey…Fuck you, too.

    • advice
      May 15, 2020 at 8:59 am

      it isn’t reading, but the “Micheal Savage Podcast” is always enjoyable and informational.

    • Your dad
      May 17, 2020 at 12:33 am

      Eat shit out of my asshole you cuck fag

  • chucklehead parker
    May 15, 2020 at 7:56 am

    If they know who has the commie cold maybe they should have some kind of marker on them I mean that worked out real good in Germany in 1930’s

  • Smarten up!
    May 15, 2020 at 7:07 am

    “Fined”, for fuck’s sake.

    • Steve Talarico
      May 15, 2020 at 8:57 am

      My brand new baby’s lookin’ f.i.n.e. fine
      The sun is shinin’ every day
      Ain’t got no rubbers now it’s rainin all the time, honey
      Whoo

  • Power trip
    May 15, 2020 at 12:12 am

    Love how they feel that we can’t keep ourselves safe, guarantee he’s the biggest ass kisser to the chief in their department, probably wants to be chief someday and will do whatever it takes

  • Hate Dindus
    May 14, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    Barack Obama married someone who is half man and half porch ape jungle monkey nogger and he needs to be investigated!

    • Snarky Pete
      May 15, 2020 at 8:22 am

      Thank you Reverend

  • Alex the queer Reamet
    May 14, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    All I want for Christmas us a big negroes cock up my asshole

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 14, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    we face (with mask) “the darkest winter” of recent times, the sky falling, Yellowstone erupting, aliens crossing the border between Earth and Mars, and Vagina dentata turns out to be real and spreading.

    just say “No” to home.

    • Guinea Geisha
      May 14, 2020 at 10:26 pm

      Vadge with teeth? Isn’t that just a BJ?

      • Silencio Dogood
        May 14, 2020 at 11:02 pm

        yes, from a blender.

  • The angry taint
    May 14, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    Someone should get this cop a copy of Ordinary men by Christopher R.Brown. Tells the tale of how the nazi’s turned good men from Poland into murderers as part of “The final solution”

  • Lee Ho
    May 14, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    It’s not like the Chicopee Police have a reputation for brilliance.

    What have they accomplished in the past year other than catching a few people on stolen dirt bikes?

    • DICK is fully functioning
      May 14, 2020 at 10:02 pm

      I resemble that remark and for your information Mr. Ho the new Dirtbike Investigative Compliance Kingpin Unit DICKU is fully operational. We’ll see how those dirtbike scofflaws like getting it hard from the Chicopee DICKU Police ha!

      • DICK is fully functional
        May 14, 2020 at 10:05 pm

        The citizenry should be assured no resources are being wasted by the Chicopee Police 20 member DICKU force because as always DICKU only responds to dirt bike calls, God Bless.

      • Lee Ho
        May 15, 2020 at 10:20 am

        Thanks, I’ll be able to sleep at night now.

        Also I won’t have to lock up my spare dirt bike sprockets and chains.

  • Double the Order of Body Bags
    May 14, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    I’m hoping for more deaths. Wanna see a couple crotch fruits die, too. Oh, and I hope his buddy on a ventilator dies.

  • TOBY
    May 14, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    Eliot Ness and the untouchables are rolling over in their graves

  • Paul Blart Approves
    May 14, 2020 at 6:14 pm

  • The logical Libertarian
    May 14, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    Was a warrant served? Sounds like illegal search and seizure. The officers walked into the establishment not as customers but as officers checking to see if people were congregating. The minute they entered without a warrant, they violated the owners 4th amendment rights. Am I wrong?

    • Legal Jagomawa et al H-5612
      May 14, 2020 at 6:26 pm

      According to Chicopee vs Holyoke US 1234.

      “Any Law Enforcement Person or Private Citizen can search any establishment home or property upon smelling what they believe is tobacco smoke”

      5678 Court of appeals 3rd circuit and 5th Loop.

  • bonedawgtuco
    May 14, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    4 people drinking harmlessly in a basement.
    They tell 4 people.
    Who tell 4 more people.
    Then Bristol shows up with her band The Deadbeat Parents
    people partyin naked
    pukin everywhere
    THAT’s what can happen.

    Typical night in the Blarney basement

  • Nicely Done. Pat Yourselves on the Back
    May 14, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Amazing how self-righteous these over-reactors to this virus are.

    Estimates are that 14 MILLION jobs are gone that are not coming back after the ‘restart’.

    I suggest buying guns, polishing them, putting a security system in your house and keeping a close eye on your car.

    We’ll see how upbeat they are when bands of unemployed desperate people are roaming their hood to steal shit, all so granny could’ve lived an extra 6 months.

    Well done everyone. Well done.

  • Do the Reich thing
    May 14, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    40%, FOURTY PERCENT unemployment on Cape Cod right now. Wait until all those places hoping to open in the summer never do and close. Thanks once again Charlie. Told you the death totals would dramatically increase after the weekend, Sunday especially.

    • Captain Trips
      May 14, 2020 at 5:37 pm

      I was saying from the start that young healthy people would die due to the economic depression that’s coming after this ‘lockdown’. People have practically laughed at me when I told them that.

      Reality is coming. Still laughing?

      • Do the Reich Thing
        May 14, 2020 at 9:24 pm

        Let’s play which business will close first or never open again. I’ll go first: Cape Cod Inflatable Park.

  • Ho Lee Phuk
    May 14, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    I find $300, I very happy

    • Lee Ho
      May 14, 2020 at 6:50 pm

      You take the $300.00 and order Poo Poo Plater in back booth, right Ho Lee.

  • HeyYouWhoMe
    May 14, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    *für ihre sicherheit

    “It’s for your own safety “

    (Nazi german)

  • Walter Brimley
    May 14, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    This here’s Walter Brimley and I have diabetes. But even with diabetes I can spell and figure out my own name.
    The word is FINE. The dude don’t wanna pay his FINE.
    Now bugger off. No wonder you got fired as a teacher. You had no idea what you were doing. Don’t make me get Sam Elliott to kick your puny ass.

    • Steve Talarico
      May 14, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      I feel like I’m hung up on the line
      I’d die for you but we were partners in the crime
      Everything about you is so f.i.n.e., fine
      Let’s put our clothes back on
      And by the way girl
      What’s your name again?
      Come on, come on, come on, come on

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