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Chinderella Selling WIC Baby Formula For Cash Tries To Deny Being On The Program But Her Ghettocopia FB Says Otherwise

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Meet Heather Wetherell. She’s a Taunton-born Chinderella! Her fairytale baby daddy is Ralph Turner and, like so many before him, refuses to bend his crown.

Aren’t they adorbs?

No, she doesn’t have a castle on a hill or little mouse friends to pick the Great Value chip crumbs from her multiple, yet cavernous, neck canyons. She’s just an average girl, living the South Shore dream, and selling the baby formula we bought her kid because she needs to make some of that Taunton green. (Ha. See what I did there?)

Chinderella posted her fire sale in like seven of the South Shore yard sale pages. Despite warnings like:

Anyone with common sense can see what this is.

Normal people who work for a living don’t buy the regular cans of formula like this. You buy the bigger containers for the long term because it’s WAY cheaper. The only time you get these containers is if you’re in a financial pinch and one at a time OR if you applied for WIC and you get a tax-payer funded check that specifically says is redeemable for an exact quantity of the specific brand and size only.

These cans exist ONLY for those two reasons.

Don’t worry. Heather don’t got nuffin to hide.

Heather blocked GeriLeigh and then deleted her post. Nothing to see here.

I’m sure that Heather and her baby daddy are Scrooge McDuck diving so hard in cash they think buying more expensive cans of formula is the equivalent of flashing bling like Diddy. Well, maybe in Taunton. It is a different world there. She’s probably making it rain Similac on Instagram.

Both of them have lucrative jobs that allow them to live lavishly.

Military? Oceanography? Hm. Maybe I was wrong…

Lol. Just kidding. The first thing I said to my coworkers when I saw this was “bet you guys $20 she’s got a kid that literally just became old enough for milk and she ripped the baby off it so she could sell these.”

Being right makes me moist.

It’s cool. It’s not like Heather’s daughter needs the vitamins and nutrients to develop her brain so she doesn’t become yet another byproduct of Taunton parenting.

You know, like when you sacrifice so hard for your kids that you spend a small fortune to get them a brand new $400 bed when Craigslist is swimming in the same one for a fraction of the price.

Especially when you don’t have a car or license yourself.

I wonder if Ralph plans on putting rims on that Lightning McQueen bed? I paid about the same for my first car too. Sound investment.

Weed and Jordan’s are still a necessity, right?

Now. Now. Don’t judge. You ain’t living their life!

Times be hard!

They probably saved all that money by cramming themselves in to one room, her doing her own hair and tats, while waiting for that housing voucher to come in.

I don’t know about you guys but I always thought carving pumpkins in my bedroom with the kids was a brilliant family tradition too!

I can totally understand the struggle of having two kids and a no good baby daddy who won’t smash a bottle of hennypagne over your baby bow and make that fupa official! 

Sure, Ralph popped the question and put a ring on it. After all that money he’s saving by letting us feed his sperm squad he had the scratch to hit that mall kiosk at the Galleria. Maybe once they’re done popping out babies they can hit the legion hall.

Let’s face it. Why would he want to ruin a good thing? By leaving Chinderella to claim she’s single they get all sorts of good shit! Who cares if you keep cranking out kids if you don’t have to feed them.

Nothing like putting that baby carrot (her shitty ring) on Olaf (bulbously round  and white fingers.)

Point being: Bitch, you ain’t fooling no one. You can try as hard as you want to deny your broke ass isn’t breaking the law but our readers are so much smarter than you.

Those same smart and good looking readers will be reporting you by CLICKING HERE TO REPORT YOUR WIC FRAUD. 

I wonder if Chinderella and Prince Walmart can calculate all of the money they received in WIC benefits over the years for their kids. Because they’ll have to pay allllll that back. Two kids, ten cans a month, at $17-$20 a pop? Rough estimate of more than $4k they’ll have to cough up while dealing with other penalties.


Of course both Ralph and Heather are welcome to message our Desk Girl at the Turtleboy Sports inbox on Facebook to lodge their complaints or file their deformation suit.

26 Comment(s)
  • Very funny
    November 10, 2017 at 9:45 am

    Deformation suit, hehehehe

  • Alie
    November 8, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Those wete wic .. Wic office was talking about her today and i over heard and they confirmed she has wic .. Is in trouble ..and is getting kicked off .. Just to put that out there…

    • itsjustme
      November 8, 2017 at 6:23 pm

      That is good. I heard you get more once your kid is off formula, which maybe another reason she switch so quickly.

  • Kerri Bishop
    November 5, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Why is WIC wasting our money on smal,l name brand, containers of Formula? I bought that shit in the industrial sized cans from Target because it was the cheapest. So because it’s taxpayer money they aren’t frugal with it? They should ensure that people are buying the most economical option available while on assistance. Maybe THEN my 97 year old grandmother would qualify for more that $50 a month is food stamps??

  • msheadkracker
    November 5, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    I’ve bought a case of formula before, in a sealed case at Sams that was close to $100, but my baby was also on a formula wic didn’t carry so I didn’t look like a welfare addict either when I donated 2 cans to a mom in need, that’s what you do when you don’t get WIC, you give the formula you bought with actual money to another person that is in need and has to pay with their money. These bitches drive me nuts on offerup, clearly selling their babies WIC(in Ohio they recently switched to Gerber, so guess what the formula posts switched to??) and they get away with it! Not anymore, I report any Gerber formula post I see as welfare fraud, and then tell offerup it’s WIC. I’m done playing with these whores!

  • don
    November 5, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    once you go black, your a single mother

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    November 5, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    If Ralph has fucked that thing more than twice then he’s already suffered enough punishment.

  • Transplant
    November 5, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    Charming. A nig and his pig.

  • Joe Shmidlap
    November 5, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    It cost me $4,500 last year to purchase Similac for litttle Shmidlap because Cigna wouldn’t cover the cost after he had a “failure to thrive ” diagnosis from his GI specialist.

    These fucking mass health cunt bags who fuck the system get it by the case load for $0. I am glad that I pay into the system for these fucking losers.

    • Taxpayer
      November 5, 2017 at 4:35 pm

      I feel your pain bro, I thought those purple cans were going to break the bank! After paying for all these feeloaders I barely had enough to feed my family and these cunts have fucking Jordans. I’d love to see that fat fuck try to dunk

    • Tired of Handouts
      November 10, 2017 at 8:31 am

      Same here- hubby and I paid $45 a can for Elecare RX formula (Insurance wouldn’t pay) for our youngest with GI issues . I‎t was tough but of course we made I‎t happen. Then I see postings from an EBT/WIC/MA Health Lifer selling her lot that she got for $0. My blood boiled!! I paid for that too !!

  • Nunya
    November 5, 2017 at 8:46 am

    Mind your fucking business about what other people do in their lives and worry about yours fraud gtfoh you stupid

    • Biker Chick
      November 7, 2017 at 1:11 pm

      My TAX dollars, MY business.

  • Wicked Woke
    November 5, 2017 at 8:01 am


    Please get this straight because it is aggravating the ever living shit out of me.

    The south shore is comprised of 22 towns, none of which are Taunton:

    Abington, Braintree, Carver, Cohasset, Duxbury, Halifax, Hanover, Hanson, Hingham, Hull, Kingston, Marshfield, Milton, Norwell, Pembroke, Plymouth, Plympton, Quincy, Rockland, Scituate, Weymouth, Whitman

  • Independent Thinker
    November 5, 2017 at 6:02 am

    Yet another reason why I am pro-abortion. Certain people shouldn’t breed because their kids will be behind the eight ball before they even enter pre-school, but the SJW’s will say it because they don’t have “privilege.”

  • Tracy
    November 5, 2017 at 2:57 am

    U are right about that for sure wic i wish we could afford name brand but we buy parents choice same shit but get more for our buck .. shame on u ! Taken from ur baby just cause baby turns one doesnt mean take it u should ween baby properly good job turtleboy

  • John Barker
    November 4, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    “Not everyone has the luxury of getin wic so stp” This. Is .Classic.

  • yup
    November 4, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    “Don’t scam baby formula. But if you rape the baby, it’s okay!” – SSTG, probably

  • She Sooooo fat!!!
    November 4, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    Every time she goes to the beach it’s high tide.

    When she wears heels she strikes oil.

    Family reunion sits behind her for shade.

  • Emmaline Greensward
    November 4, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Hey, we should pity that poor gal, doomed to eternal “engagement” because actually getting married would blow their current government-funded housing, EBT and Medicaid funding gig all to Hell and back. No cheap-azzed white Crisco-frosting wedding cake from Walmart in her immediate future. It’s no wonder she takes what little pleasure she can find in that ugly nail polish.

  • Nai
    November 4, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    Sheesh lol. I ain’t a thin girl but even this heffa’s fingernails are fat!!!

  • Eddy Murphy
    November 4, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    She’s so fat she freebases ham!

  • Big Beautiful Woman iso Ebony gentleman
    November 4, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Once you go black you can’t come back.

    If you go brown you get flushed down.

  • itsjustme
    Hate welfare abuse
    November 4, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    I got kicked out of a yard sale group once for asking if someone had a receipt for the massive lot of formula they were trying to sell. I didn’t need it but I hate seeing people making money of us taxpayers. She tagged the admin of the site who must have been a friend of hers and she rudely told me I wasn’t allowed to ask that question. I said I can if I’m the one paying for it, and that it was illegal and if shes allowing it she was also breaking the law. I reported both of them but I’m sure nothing ever came of it.

    • HOLLA
      November 5, 2017 at 1:03 am

      If anyone buys a ton of formula with an EBT/WIC card,
      then they’re selling it. A normal baby doesn’t use or need that much. They amp up
      the price and make easy cash off taxpayer’s $$$.
      I work at a grocery store and have had several women do it this week.
      Sure enough, I look at local buy/sell groups on FB, there it is.
      I report every single one. Sick of these people.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    November 4, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Holy schnikes, Batman that fupapotomus has more f-ing chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Fupa and flatbrim have been living large on us as it is AND the greedy pig wants to sell the free shit she got? WTF. Bad enough to empty the f-ing trough, but to lick the plate on top of it is a bit much. Get a job you worthless FUPA!

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