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Chipotle Fires Manager After Mustache Masud’s Viral Video Shows Her Asking Them To Pay For Food, Turns Out They’ve Been Chewing And Screwing For Over 3 Years And Bragged About It On Twitter

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This is Masud Omar Ali from St. Paul, MN.

Last week he was the woke race-baiting viral cause of the day on Twitter after posting a video from a St. Paul Chipotle of him and his friends being asked to pay for food up front and eventually being denied service altogether, allegedly because they are black.

I didn’t even need to see anything else to know they were completely full of shit. Obviously there was more to this story, especially since the manager was almost smiling at them while telling them that they don’t ever bring any money when the come. In other words, they’ve been there before without paying for food. She wasn’t even hostile with them either. She was almost giving them the motherly face “come on guys, I know your game.”

They were also harassing the customers who were white, alleging that they were getting served because of the color of their skin.

The woman in the video who was served got her meal for free from the manager, as she apologized for having to put up with this bullshit. This of course was racist too according to these idiots.

Regardless, they said the n word a billion times, were loud, obnoxious, rude, and certainly were not required to be served at a privately owned restaurant.

But that’s not how things work these days. All you have to do now is form a mob on social media, which is exactly what mustache Masud did. The video has been viewed over 10 million times now, and shared on social media hundreds of thousands of times. And everyone who jumped on board the “dats racist” train was virtuous, while everyone who cast any doubt was outting themselves as a bigot.

This of course got the attention of some race-baiting fake news reporter who asked for permission to share his video (even though you don’t need permission to share a video that was posted on Twitter).

Soon after that the Minnesota Star Tribune published this one sided hit piece, making mustache Masud out to be some sort of victim.

In a sane world Chipotle would’ve come out and supported their manager and minimum wage employees who were berated by a group of assholes looking to become woke famous. Instead they actually gave into this shitstain, who for some reason they found credible, and asked him to give them more one-sided bullshit about their employees.

Then after that they announced that the manager was fired, and the staff had to be retrained.

“Regarding what happened at the St. Paul restaurant, the manager thought these gentlemen were the same customers from Tuesday night who weren’t able to pay for their meal,” the statement said. “Regardless, this is not how we treat our customers and as a result, the manager has been terminated and the restaurant is being retrained to ensure something like this doesn’t happen again.”

But Chipotle forgot the number one rule when dealing with SJW mobs – never apologize to a SJW mob. Because it will never be enough. And Mustache Masud wasn’t happy that this kid wasn’t fired too:

Then right on cue people who actually gave a shit about the truth (random people on their own instead of the Minnesota Star Tribune or any mainstream media outlets that profited via clicks by framing this is a racist incident) went through all of Mustache Masud’s old tweets and discovered that the chew and screw has been in his DNA for years now.

Oops!!! There he is admitting to stealing from Chipotle in July, going as far back as 2015.

Here he is bragging about going into Applebees, eating as much as they can, not paying, and leaving the waitress a 20 cent tip.

Of course before firing the manager Chipotle could’ve just looked up his arrest record, because it’s easy to find and shows he has many convictions.

Oh, and there’s video out there of them pulling the chew and screw in this SAME EXACT CHIPOTLE just TWO DAYS before the viral video incident.

He probably should’ve taken his own advice from February:


He is a worthless maggot and a lifelong criminal. He attacks women in particular, waitresses, and minimum wage employees who are trying to make ends meet for their families. He steals from restaurants all the time, which inadvertently drives up the price of stuff on the menus, which actual paying customers then have to fit the bill for.

But he’s also a Muslim Somali refugee in Minnesota who pretended to be the victim of racism, so he was a cause celebre for the woke Twitter crowd, and will likely be invited to speak at the DNC in 2020.

“Y’all basically stereotyping us.”

A great way to end stereotyping is ceasing to be one.

Since the Internet did Chipotle’s job for them they announced that they would “investigate” the incident, and if necessary rehire the manager and retrain her.

Because Chipotle is obviously run by by cowardly SJW idiots. There’s nothing to investigate. You fucked up. You could’ve “investigated” BEFORE firing her. Now you’re basically punishing her by “re-training” her, even though she did absolutely nothing wrong. Actually, she was protecting Chipotle’s bottom line, which doesn’t put any extra money in her paycheck. From now on Chipotle managers should have a policy of just letting people take whatever they want. Obviously Chipotle would rather get robbed blind than be accused of racism by a woke Twitter mob.

Oh, and their statement turned out to be a lie, as an email from corporate showed that they were well aware of Mustache Masud’s history of robbing them, but yet they chose to fire her anyway.

Now they’ve finally offered her her job back. No word if she’s taken, but I hope she sues the shit out of them. And while she’s at it she should sue Twitter too. Remember, Twitter and Facebook are publishers, not platforms. Because they kick people off and decide what tweets come down, they are acting as publishers in a legal sense. Therefore anything that takes place on their platform they are legally liable for. This woman has been forever damaged because Twitter allowed this to happen, and Chipotle fired her as a result of this.

This right here is why I laugh when people say that unions are outdated and unnecessary. Ya know who this wouldn’t happen to? Someone in a union. Because unions ensure due process, and when you don’t have a union you can be fired without cause for absolutely no reason.

Anyway, I mostly blame the culture that fosters and rewards this type of bullshit. Minneapolis just elected a chick in a blanket name Ilhan Omar, and they’ve force fed down our throats how great this is because she’s a female Somali Muslim refugee. She’s joined Massachusetts identity politics Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley and the loud thing with buckteeth that says dumb things on Twitter to form the woke new chamber of congress.

They point out how great diversity is a lot, but they sure don’t point this Tweet out from the new congresswoman:

Oh look, she doesn’t like Jews. But remember, when a guy shoots up a temple in Pittsburgh it’s Trump’s fault. Because he’s the anti-semitic one.

The Minneapolis-St. Paul area pats itself on the back for being progressive because they elected this Jew-hater, who took the seat previously held by woman beating Keith Ellison. They pay themselves on the back because they’re a sanctuary city that has taken in 80,000 Somali refugees. And consequently people like Masud Omar Ali are easily believed because this is the crowd they’re pandering to.

This is why we fight at Turtleboy Sports. Because someone has to call these people out on their bullshit.


40 Comment(s)
  • Tired
    November 26, 2018 at 7:52 am

    I was called a racist bitch cause I did not sit next to some woman I never even saw in the first place. Black people- I get that “your people have been served an injustice by our society for over 509 years”. But this race card shit y’all keep pulling when it’s not true IS NOT HELPING YOUR CAUSE ANY. Please just stop. You do not get a fee asshole entitlement because your skin color is 2 shades darker than mine. 

  • Mark Connolly
    November 25, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Everyone posting here is missing the real problem. We can blame Somalis, we can blame Chipoltes, we can blame the media, and we would not be wrong. But the real problem, ultimately the only problem, from front to back, is democrats. Wake up America, the democrats are the problem.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    November 24, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    This fake racism shit is out of control.. They need to start prosecuting and deporting all these attention seeking lying unappreciative american hating pigs.. Why are they even here.. Get them the fuck out already

  • Invisible Empire
    November 23, 2018 at 7:28 am

    Why are the three of them still alive after this?

    Do we have to do everything ourselves?

  • Somali Baba And Chipotle Thieves
    November 22, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    What we in fo?

    Uhhh… Robbery.

  • Peter Wolf
    November 22, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    You got no credit. You might as well forget it.

  • Mark Bell
    November 22, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    Fired for upholding the integrity of her job….and “retraining”…..for what? Too bad regular customers in the store were subject to the problems….and can’t the folks causing the issue see their ways? Is that how to behave in a public place, never mind an eating place? Maybe the pictures of “the boyz” ought to be posted in all local businesses and keep those stealers and troublemakers out of any businesses, not just because they are mismannered, but documented thieves! Paying ahead of time was a request they should get used to. Never give thieves courtesy… It’s the old “Fool me once, shame on you…fool me twice, shame on me”….something Chipotle ought to step up to, especially after at least one of the boyz already stole from them, then BRAGGED about it! Give the manager her job, and a nice settlement, like would be given on “Undercover Boss” for doing the job well and having needs the company SHOULD support! (Like being true to her employment!!!)

  • Coin hound
    November 22, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    A Fuckin Jigaboo…Goddamn pickaninnie

  • Ungawa
    November 22, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    More Savages roaming in packs scavenging whatever they want, Im sure he will piss off some small time restaraunt owner who will mount his head on the wall in his man cave. With the plaque under it that reads: “African Shitstain”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 22, 2018 at 8:38 am

    I love how moonbats never apologize when they discover they were dead wrong.

    And how about the idiot? Will he be arrested?

  • Uppity
    November 22, 2018 at 1:46 am

    If these people want to talk about race being a factor…

    Am I the only one who noticed the irony of an African-American person wearing something with a Nike logo in the first photo? A company boycotted for years due to allegations of slave labor in underdeveloped nations. I’d figure that would be the very last company that those whose ancestors were enslaved would want to give money to! Perhaps that’s part of the joke here.

    • Stonewall Jackson
      November 22, 2018 at 10:46 pm

      I was a-thinkin’ the same thing about them nigras wearin’ them Tarheels hats. I reckon they’re proud of the job they did buildin’ the University of North Carolina for free.

  • Many must wonder
    November 21, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Honestly, how bad would it be if all of these shitheads did boycott? Morale goes up, atmosphere improves in their absence, service improves because staff isn’t dealing with the bullshit, and best of all people who do pay for their meals come in more often because the shitheads aren’t there.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    November 21, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Reason 56,432 I wish the South won the civil war.

  • Moon Cricket Safari
    November 21, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Please do the exact same shit out here and make a girl lose her job because of a racism false alarm so we can hunt you down and blame your disappearance on the ones who look like you.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 22, 2018 at 8:41 am

      I love the imagery – all on horseback blowing bugles and saying “Let the hunt commence!”

  • DiversityIsNotOurStrength
    November 21, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    What part of filthy niga do people fail to understand. Wait til the caravan gets here
    How come every great white nation has to be invaded. 50 percent Spanish by 2030. We are screwed.

    • Locked and Loaded
      November 21, 2018 at 5:33 pm

      Nope. We carry.

      Bad news for the moonbats, though.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 21, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    Never ate there anyway. Went in once, place was filthy. I mean Fucking Somalia side street cafe filthy.

    I also remember their leftist little sayings they were putting on their to-go bags a few years back. Anyone remember those?

    • CDC Ratchets
      November 22, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      What flavor of E. coli do you want on your burrito? Should have just given them all the “food” they want. They ain’t be comin back from that sepsis. Had a huge argument when my wife told my daughter no fucking way she was eating that crap anymore.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 21, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Advice for the ex manager:

    #1: Do NOT accept your job back. Chipotle is trying to wriggle out of a lawsuit and taking back your job will kill that route.

    #2: Sue the living hell out of Chipotle. 99.44/100 percent sure of a major 7 figure win in the courts.

    Good luck and spend your future winnings wisely!

  • Mike
    November 21, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Don’t ever stop doing what you do.

    I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I was one of those people who thought unions were outdated relics from a long ago time.  I guess I was wrong. It is absurd that Chipotle threw away this manager to try to prevent negative PR. All this does is embolden others to make baseless claims of racism so they can be rewarded.  What a complete lack of loyalty Chipotle has for its employees.  I have emailed them to let them know I will no longer dine in any of their restaurants due to their cowardice and disloyalty.  I hope others do the same.

    I also agree that Facebook and Twitter should be sued. They are the conduit used by these SJW to ruin people’s lives based on mere allegation. Maybe once they are held accountable for the destruction they allow, they will take steps to end the madness that is Twitter mobs.  

    • Mike
      November 21, 2018 at 4:02 pm

      You know, to help ensure that you don’t ever stop doing what you do, I just donated $5 to the turtle fund.

      • Buy I am turtleboy
        November 26, 2018 at 11:27 am

        I just bought the book

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 22, 2018 at 5:29 am

      Yup, just what we need, unions for fast food workers. LOL For every good worker like this manager, there’s 5 who have a hard time making it to work on time.

  • Rich
    November 21, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    St Paul, MN is already gone. These people ruined it years ago.

    • All set with the Twin Cities
      November 21, 2018 at 7:59 pm

      Had to go there two years ago for a large conference. It will never be held there again. Wasn’t even safe enough for women to walk from the hotel to the CVS or whatever that store was without being harassed. 

  • Mohammed Salameh
    November 21, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    It is only a matter of time before we raise the flag of the Blessed Mujahideen above your white house, infidel pigs. Your whore women will make excellent sex toys, and your men will pay for their arrogance by sweating and bleeding. See how easy it is to take over your pig country. We will rule you soon.

    • Infidel
      November 21, 2018 at 3:21 pm

      That sounds wonderful. Too bad your strategy isn’t working. Cowardly bombing and sneak attacks if the innocent only prove what a fool you are and your child raping prophet. Merry Christmas mother fucker.

    • Camel Jockey Much
      November 21, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      Allah loves young boys and was a blatent homosexual pedophile.

  • Dirty Dawg
    November 21, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    I see a 7 figure payday in her future, courtesy of Chipotle, Inc. after they took a giant shit on her name and character and refused to defend HER rights as an employee, woman, and human being.

    On a separate note, I hope all of those punks get an extreme case of explosive diarrhea for 9 days straight after eating Chipotle food.

  • juror seven esq.
    November 21, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    My first thought, were or were is that sniper from the Captain Phillips movie? One round right between the eyes of Mudslide Ali while he’s recording the scene on his Obama phone, priceless. Yes if Obama had a son he might be Mudslide.

    • juror seven esq.
      November 21, 2018 at 2:49 pm

      Sorry, it should be where o where. I’ll take two minutes in the penalty box.

  • Pirate Leg
    November 21, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    Watching that video makes me question why this country continues to let people in that don’t appreciate this nation. These ungrateful little pussies should be dropped out of an airplane back in their dirty shitty country. Fuck them and fuck Chipotle for not standing up for their employees. They lost a customer forever

  • Mr. Coffee
    November 21, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    These companies fail to understand that revenue is derived from PAYING customers. Paying customers don’t like paying companies that put their efforts into appeasing non-paying customers. My office goes through about 800-1000 kcups per month which used to be Starbucks. Now they are Peets. Chipotle just permanently lost its spot on the catering rotation.

  • Nike be like
    November 21, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Nice fleece, any interest in being our new spokesman?

  • Barry
    November 21, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    To his credit he spoke the truth when he described himself and his group as “well established.” Glad that the things that he’s been posting have added some context to that statement.

  • Gipper
    November 21, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Shame on Chipotle for firing her. She should definitely sue their balls off and also she should beat the shit out of those pussies who caused this to happen. Anything good ever come out of Somalia?

    • Burlando Castile
      November 22, 2018 at 3:57 am

      A lesson learned too late. The .458 SOCOM would’ve been useful to our boys in Mogadishu.

      • Dr. Strangelove III
        November 24, 2018 at 12:51 am

        While the .458 SOCOM, .300 or the 6.8 SPC would have been effective, the best and only proper remedy for that region is nuclear cleansing.
        Neutron bombs would work best, minimal damage to structures and infrastructure (EMP damage aside) while killing the cancer that is the human population of Somalia and it’s surroundings.

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