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“Why would she lie?”
That’s the most common reason people give for blindly believing that Christine Blasey-Ford is telling the truth that Judge Brett Kavanaugh attempted to rape her in 1982. Well, this is why:
People who ask that question clearly don’t read Turtleboy. Because if they did, they would know how scams work. There is ALWAYS a GoFundMe at the end of the rainbow. This is one of at least 13 of these, but as far as I know it’s the biggest. Half a million dollars. Do you understand the kind of lies I would tell for half a million dollars? There’s pretty much nothing I wouldn’t confess to for that kind of cash. Just sayin.
Either way, America is now in love with this woman after her testimony yesterday. I think she’s full of shit. The ONLY shit she remembers is the stuff that implicates Kavanaugh. That’s it. Everything else she conveniently forgot. She remembers the really sinister stuff, like Kavanaugh and Mark Judge laughing at her. That was the moment I realized she was making it up. Way too cartoonish villain. No 17 year old boy who isn’t PURE EVIL is going to sit there and laugh while his friend tries to violently rape a 15 year old girl. Sorry, I do not believe that happened. This woman really put on all the stops yesterday with her innocent valley girl high pitched and nervous voice. In my expert opinion it was all an act.
The most important part about her testimony was how she didn’t know who gave her a ride to this mystery house, or who gave her a ride home. She remembers the stairs, where the furniture in each room was set up, and the fact that they were laughing at her. But yet after escaping when while they foolishly engaged in a laughing fit, she ran down the stairs and left the house. She had a 6 mile ride to get home, but she doesn’t know who gave her a ride.
That’s how you know it’s bullshit. You would remember the person who saved you. Sure, she might not tell the driver what just happened because rape survivors don’t always open up like that, but she would certainly remember who the driver was. This driver would’ve been an important witness. Actually, she would be her ONLY witness that actually puts her in a house party with Kavanaugh that night. But conveniently she forgot that person’s name, and doesn’t even know if it was a guy or a girl. And how did she reach this person to give her a ride? Were they just sitting outside the house? There were no cell phones back then so she couldn’t have called for a ride. These are the questions the lawyer should’ve asked yesterday. Instead they handled her with kids gloves because she spoke in that innocent high pitched voice.
Meanwhile, I have no clue what the hell happened today. Jeff Flake had some hysterical broads corner him in an elevator and yell at him for 6 minutes after he said he was voting yes. Then his buddy Coons started crying to him, they had a pow wow, and he voted yes if they did a one week investigation. I have no clue what that means. Dianne Feinstein doesn’t know what that means. No one knows what it means. All I know is there will be AT LEAST two new “victims” this week, because there’s a 0.0% chance the democrats just let the FBI do their job. They always have a trick up their sleeves. God willing the new victims will be represented by the creepy porn lawyer and be even more ridiculous than the last two. The FBI investigation will come back with basically nothing, Flake, Collins, and the woman from Alaska will at least be able to say I gave you what you wanted, and then he can afford to vote yes.
The bottom line is she’s a liar and a con-artist, and now she made way over half a mill because of it. And wait until the book comes out. She is going to make BANK off of this!! What a time to be alive.