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“Why would she lie?”
That’s the most common reason people give for blindly believing that Christine Blasey-Ford is telling the truth that Judge Brett Kavanaugh attempted to rape her in 1982. Well, this is why:
People who ask that question clearly don’t read Turtleboy. Because if they did, they would know how scams work. There is ALWAYS a GoFundMe at the end of the rainbow. This is one of at least 13 of these, but as far as I know it’s the biggest. Half a million dollars. Do you understand the kind of lies I would tell for half a million dollars? There’s pretty much nothing I wouldn’t confess to for that kind of cash. Just sayin.
Either way, America is now in love with this woman after her testimony yesterday. I think she’s full of shit. The ONLY shit she remembers is the stuff that implicates Kavanaugh. That’s it. Everything else she conveniently forgot. She remembers the really sinister stuff, like Kavanaugh and Mark Judge laughing at her. That was the moment I realized she was making it up. Way too cartoonish villain. No 17 year old boy who isn’t PURE EVIL is going to sit there and laugh while his friend tries to violently rape a 15 year old girl. Sorry, I do not believe that happened. This woman really put on all the stops yesterday with her innocent valley girl high pitched and nervous voice. In my expert opinion it was all an act.
The most important part about her testimony was how she didn’t know who gave her a ride to this mystery house, or who gave her a ride home. She remembers the stairs, where the furniture in each room was set up, and the fact that they were laughing at her. But yet after escaping when while they foolishly engaged in a laughing fit, she ran down the stairs and left the house. She had a 6 mile ride to get home, but she doesn’t know who gave her a ride.
That’s how you know it’s bullshit. You would remember the person who saved you. Sure, she might not tell the driver what just happened because rape survivors don’t always open up like that, but she would certainly remember who the driver was. This driver would’ve been an important witness. Actually, she would be her ONLY witness that actually puts her in a house party with Kavanaugh that night. But conveniently she forgot that person’s name, and doesn’t even know if it was a guy or a girl. And how did she reach this person to give her a ride? Were they just sitting outside the house? There were no cell phones back then so she couldn’t have called for a ride. These are the questions the lawyer should’ve asked yesterday. Instead they handled her with kids gloves because she spoke in that innocent high pitched voice.
Meanwhile, I have no clue what the hell happened today. Jeff Flake had some hysterical broads corner him in an elevator and yell at him for 6 minutes after he said he was voting yes. Then his buddy Coons started crying to him, they had a pow wow, and he voted yes if they did a one week investigation. I have no clue what that means. Dianne Feinstein doesn’t know what that means. No one knows what it means. All I know is there will be AT LEAST two new “victims” this week, because there’s a 0.0% chance the democrats just let the FBI do their job. They always have a trick up their sleeves. God willing the new victims will be represented by the creepy porn lawyer and be even more ridiculous than the last two. The FBI investigation will come back with basically nothing, Flake, Collins, and the woman from Alaska will at least be able to say I gave you what you wanted, and then he can afford to vote yes.
The bottom line is she’s a liar and a con-artist, and now she made way over half a mill because of it. And wait until the book comes out. She is going to make BANK off of this!! What a time to be alive.
I need an itemized list of the oppression chain. Who would be the most oppressed? Would it be an old black transgender gay disabled female Muslim illegal immigrant?
To think that any man can be ruined by a 36 year old accusation and zero evidence (in fact the only evidence is to the contrary of her claim), is frightening.
If he is not confirmed, expect these types of unsubstantiated accusations to become the norm against every single conservative politician.
The left has proven again to be the party of division, derangement, and uncompromising ideology.
The left has become the Brown Shirt Nazis from 1930s Germany. Hopefully enough voters recognize this and vote against it.
Oh she’s playing the Jew card begging for money a Feinstein favorite where’s the gas chambers and ovens for these kikes.
“John Nolte from Breitbart has listed the many facts that discredit Dr. Ford’s testimony and her credibility.
She has aligned herself with the far-left.
She straight-up lied about being afraid to fly.
She said she wanted anonymity but continually reached out to the far-left Washington Post.
Her polygraph is a farce.
Her story has been carefully weaved into a Kafka-esque nightmare no man (even with detailed calendars) can ever escape from.
Every single one of her witnesses refutes her story — has no memory of the gathering in question or says it doesn’t happen, and this includes a lifelong friend.
Her team was so desperate to have The Woman Who Wants Anonymity to testify publicly, they turned down the opportunity to have her questioned in private at her home in California — and then lied about it.
Ford’s therapist’s notes from 2012 also refute here tale, even as the media and Democrats try to gaslight us into believing the opposite. Ford originally claimed four boys tried to rape her when she was in her late teens in the mid-eighties. Now she says it was one rapist and one bystander when she was 15 in the early eighties.
Ford refused to give her therapist’s notes to the Senate Judiciary Committee.
In the statement she wrote out in her farce of a polygraph test, Ford crossed out “early 80’s” so it would only read “80’s.”
Ford told the Committee the “primary impact” of the event occurred during the “four years after” it happened. She goes on to say, “I struggled academically. I struggled very much in Chapel Hill and in College. When I was 17 I went off to college, I had a very hard time.” Note how she skips over two whole years, her junior and senior years in high school; the two school years directly after the attack (unless it did indeed happen in her late teens).
To later confirm the event did in fact happen in 1982, Ford told the Committee she was able to pin it down to 1982 because she remembered she did not yet have her drivers’ license. But… she also says she doesn’t remember how she got to or from the house party, so how does she know she didn’t drive herself?
Ford also used Mark Judge’s Safeway job to confirm the 1982 timeline. She testified she saw him working there 6-8 weeks after the attack. She could not yet drive, so her mother drove her there, but for some bizarre reason Ford and her mother entered the Safeway using different doors. (And now mom can’t confirm this happened!)
Five times during her testimony she mentioned Safeway to verify the date. How could she know such a thing unless it really happened? Well, in his memoir (which began circulating online among Kavanaugh critics in the week before Ford’s testimony) Judge helpfully reveals he was working at the “local supermarket” during the “summer before senior year.”
In summation: On top of all four of her own witnesses refuting her allegations against Kavanaugh, so too do the notes taken by her own therapist. (Margot Cleveland’s tweet thread was indispensable for much of this — you will want to readit all.)
Dr. Ford’s allegations are not only not credible — they are ludicrous, a joke.”
This whole Kavanagh thing has been so boring to watch. There’s nothing surprising about some elite white guy forcing his cock on some chick, be it 20 years ago or yesterday. These Ivy league types are egotistical and pigs, always have been. I am happy that the Christine Blasey-Ford gofundme has pretty much not only provided her with a large amount of funds she mostly liekly needs, but has also given a boost to different other rape causes like Rape Abuse and Incest National Network, TIME’S UP Legal Defense Fund, and the most important one, the Traumatized Buffalo Bills Female Groped Fund. It’s good to see that there are still caring loving people out there that will stand up for women and fight against mindless white guys with constant hard ons. I get a little worried that Trumpisms are destroying our country but I know common sense will eventually prevail. Ladies, we own our pussies, lets make men never forget that.
Nothing says elitist spoiled bitch and bookoo money than my Hobbies include flying to Hawaii and South Pacific, Polynesian art and culture….
PS Your pussy smells like a 2 day old catfish and it’s all yours.
You know what (obviously) little dick boy, you don’t know shyt. I am personally set for life and it wasn’t some sugar daddy or family thing. I went through college, paid my own way, opened a small business and busted my arse. Oh, and guess what fuck stick, I am Latino. I grew up in Lawrence under the some pretty dark times. But I kept my goals in sight and kept at it. Call me fuckin elitist, from your words, I can tell there’s a high probability you’re high school educated, probably 2-3 years if not a drop out, and you’re living uncomfortably in some trailer park (probably in Webster or Dudley), and fight with your latest piece of ass for the last crank or crack rock pretty regularly. Your words leave one to believe you’ve got definite women issues. Honey, you wouldn’t know what to do if you ever ever got even the slightest sniff of my pussy. Something tells me you wouldn’t know what to do with one anyway. I certainly wouldn’t fit in your 6-pack and 1/2 pack Newpie date, that’s for sure. Hahahhaha, as they say honey, Bag of dicks for you!
Filthy wetback did you thank the white man who provided you with your affirmative action “scholarship” I know I know you earned it by having to work twice as hard as the white man by obtaining half his score. You went to college by the good graces of the whiteman only.
Your puts smells like low tide and you will shit out another third world leech from your rancid hole.
Liar… go somewhere else to make up your bull shit stories.
If anyone got a sniff of your crotch stained gash they would be wide awake as if inhaling ammonia and they would all know what to do. Run like hell, like all the other men did. Now go make up another story with a fake past from a town you never lived in and a future you will never have, you should move to Manchester NH.
I grew up in Lawrence under the some pretty dark times.
Anyone who “grew up” in Larry during the past 40 years cannot construct a sentence in the English language.
Try harder next time, ersatz Lancer.
Don’t forget the national speaking tour where she’ll charge $20K+ per appearance.
She’s going to be financially set for life and be the hero of the “resistance”.
Look at how Anita Hill’s life turned out after her accusations against Clarence Thomas. She’s done pretty well for herself.
This bitch and the leftists that support her keep screaming trauma, trauma, a survivor, etc
She is just making all this shit up. She’s not traumatized in any way.
Hey Christine, you know what real trauma is? Berlin, May 1945. The Russians gang raped every female regardless of age, often in front of the family members after the men were executed. Surviving that is traumatic. You and your supporters are so full of shit and the gofundme is a give away.
Not sure what’s more frightening – the insane bitch or the weirdos protesting outside – look at that bunch of loons!
Attention Whoring at a Supreme Court confirmation hearing this cunt has taken it to a new level, how jealous is Stormy Daniels, even her public fornicating couldn’t get her this.
Suggestion/fervent wish: Squeaky Ford here takes the 528 large, buys the fanciest, fastest, most luxurious and most expensive sports car available…and she drives it off a fucking cliff with her cunt lawyer strapped to the roof like venison.
Like in super troopers….
“Farva if you had a million dollars what would you buy?”
“A million dollar car”
Yes! She and her friends should emulate Thelma and Louise!
And on another note the boston globe described her as a Laura Linney look alike. I SHIT YOU NOT! BUNCHA FRIKKEN PUKES!
This whole circus disgusts me ..Especially now that a Go Fund Me has come out from it .. This is fucking disgusting rewarding lying whores with half a million dollars is just going to make every fucking whore ratchet who ever sucked off dieago for a bag come out and cry rape and set up a go fund me .. Real victims wouldnt be subjecting themselves to this kind of publicity circus .. Trust me I know from experiance .. Fucking disgusting any bitch can cry rape and ruin someones life .. I have 3 sons and I know have to worry about some unstable vindictive attention whore ruining thier futers with lies for profit .. Now that i have seen a Half million dollar go find me for thos whore I will never believe she is telling tge truth unless she donates every single penny of that to real rape survivors charities .. Your move whore keep it and show the world you truly are a liar ourdonate every penny to victims charities its the only way to show it isnt all an act
What comes first the book deal or the gig on MS13NBC
The book will probably be a memoir, how she was raped by GoFraudMe fees and forgot to report the taxes for 36 years.
THE DUMPSTERSLUT DESERVED TO BE RAPED!!!!!!
Shut up, Maude. Don’t make this all about you and your life.
Her voice is annoying yes, but I honestly think she’s mentally handicap. I think she wrote that letter from a mental ward and the Dems ran with it and put her up there where she sounds as plausible as if she’s talking about an alien abuduction. From the crazy glasses to the 5 year old child responses absolutely “terrified “
It’s sad. Get her some help and confirm the guy that’s dedicated himself to public service
An alien abduction would explain her “fear” of flying. She probably doesn’t remember anything though. I think this is a case for the FBI.
Mentally handicap probably… As more has come out now, she a liar and a fraud. She lied about being a doctor on her Stanford profile and Stanford not only knew about it, but covered the lie up for her by editing that part out on September 2nd. Stanford students, past and present, should be referring that directly to the feds for an investigation (probably a whistleblower reward involved too).
She also lied under oath about being a licensed psychologist, which she is not.
She also lied about the second front door on her home being installed because of Kavanaugh, which is BS because the second door was for her office where she practiced psychiatry from her residence.
“This Doesn’t Look Good: Business Was Listed Operating Out of Christine Ford’s Home – Would Explain Second Door”
The rule of law in this country has been thoroughly extinguished, as made evident by the latest clownworld circus put on by the democrats.
Expect a lot more frivolous accusations of sexual assault made against conservative men in the future.
The only thing the FBI is going to find out is she buys 300 cans of cat food per week. But what they are gonna tell us is that they need more time. Like until a new president is in office.