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Here’s another Turtleboy Christmas miracle:
Shoutout to Holly Kokernak for saving Christmas. A stranger stepping up in the face of adversity and bringing Christmas joy to good boys and girls from all over the land.
Now that Holly has stepped up to the plate, how bout people don’t ruin it this time? Pick up your shit, donate to the Weikel’s charities if you can, use the parking lot diagonally across the street from the house, and when you leave go to the end of Waite Street and take a right to get to Route 9 so you don’t cause a gigantic Christ clusterfuck.
P.S. If Holly is reading this then message us on Facebook and we have some free Turtleboy gear to give you.
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