Last week I published a blog about some morons in Leominster who thought it would be wise to post this on social media because they are “essential workers.”
Fast fact – Jay Baldarelli’s older brother Joe was Turtleboy famous last year after assaulting an elderly man at McDonald’s in Clinton.
I’m not really into snithching on people who are living their life during this pandemic, but these guys were asking for it. It’s one thing to go for a walk with your friends and have some Karen post your pictures on Facebook for the purpose of public shaming. It’s another thing to go out of your way to post the pictures of you ignoring social distancing guidelines with the caption, “virus got nothing on us,” while drinking a chick drink at what appears to be a Brazzers tryout video. And the confederate flag for a bunch of boobs who think the south is New Jersey was an added touch of douchebaggery.
But by far the most offensive part about this is how they called themselves “essential.” Bitch, you pump gas and you were conceived because your parents thought the world was gonna end cuz of Y2K so no one was using rubbers. There’s nothing about you that’s essential in any way, shape, or form.
Anyway, I wasn’t planning on naming and shaming them individually, but apparently they’re stupider than I thought. I was contacted by the one in the middle being held up by his boyfriends.
I remember my first beer.
His name is Jacob Brown, and apparently he wasn’t happy about the blog.
He also wasn’t happy about the girl who initially posted the picture on Twitter and let her know that on the Facebook machine.
Chris Brown is actually his sperm donor, and he had some really splendid things to say about the girl in sentagraph form.
Dad says he’s gonna find me, if he can ever sober up and find his car keys.
And his son came on the live show to further prove just how truly deserving they all were of becoming Turtleboy famous. He called in around the 1:38:30 mark, threatened to come to my house multiple times, and dropped the n word a whole bunch (both with the a and the er at the end), while out at another Twisted Tea sausage fest that he sent me a video of.
Telling a 38 year old man (me) that your mother is younger than him is one of the greatest self owns of all time. Again, I’m not one for snitching, but these idiots deserve every single moment of the public shaming they’re receiving.
One of the other idiots was Brett Williams.
His big fame to claim up until this point was when he got pulled over in Webduh for driving with an ATV on top of his Jetta.
This is the level of dumbassery we are dealing with here. These are our “essential workers.”
The bottom line is I don’t really care that much that they’re getting together in groups and drinking chick drinks at gang bangs. That’s not the reason people are dying. I’m more upset that white trash that thinks that using the n word openly, and posting about their Twisted Tea gang bangs, is what qualifies as “essential” nowadays. That’s the real crime here.
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48 Comment(s)
Mr. Brown sir… you should not comment on Facebook. You should not write or type any words, anywhere, if the general public will have access to them. You are coming across as an uneducated dimwit.
You probably think “This is ‘Merica! We speak English.” But here you are, with a very poor understanding of your own language.
Ummm is it me or is the confederate flag upside down?
The confederacy had about a dozen national flags in its thousand year Reich. this’d be their battle flag, hung upside down and, somehow, inside out. i reckon you knew that, just pointing it out for those who didn’t.
There is a picture of a police officer, with a car pulled over, with an ATV strapped to it. The most dangerous thing I see in the picture is the Himalaya Wok Chinese Restaurant.
Wow this blog is full of hypocrisy you say you don’t care that they got together to have a few drinks yet you wrote the first blog exactly for that reason!! The second thing you claim your not a snitch yet you have done about 7 blogs snitching people out lol!! Now that you’re starting to realize how ridiculous this whole thing has gotten you’re trying to separate yourself from it but you’re already a snitch lol!!
Got a kick out of the loser with the girly sunglasses and some kind of rash on his chin. Is he the tough guy for this group? He looks like he’s been in so many crotches at the rest area he got love bumps on his chin.
Seriously, way too many explanations as to why you’re calling these cumdumps out. Do I give a fuck? On one hand, I do because I don’t want these fucktards to force me to remain fucking holed up because they keep spreading the shit and on the other I say fuck it, let’em gamble and maybe the pandemic will do us all a favor because it pains me knowing they share the same air as me. You want to do it, do it, but don’t fucking post it. You wanted attention, here it is.
the bois are very touchy-feely, in a latent bum bandit kind of way, beneath their ignorant exteriors and proud stupidity, where loud makes up for their trailer park minds. maybe something good will come out of this pandemic after all.
Turtleboy wants as many Trump voters in prison to secure a Biden victory.
Did you just tell us to stop calling out these people?
They went skinny dipping and a big wad of cum floated by and they all screamed WHO FARTED
So these guys have a Webster Fitchburg connection it probably comes natural to home in on the nearest dump like a seagull but seagulls are cleaner.
I wouldn’t trust a single one of these guys to fix my furnace and ripoff my home but their real crime is looking like slobs and being stupid. Show them the movie Jackass and they will all imitate it and be in the ER within 24 hours. Kinda feel bad for the loan chic, does anybody know if she really does full service for $20 bc I’d pay $30.
Definitely a lot of inbreeding going on. Why cant they solve crimes in Leominster ? All the DNA is the same. Ahhh hahahaha.
Everyone knows you write half the comments to your stories yourself dude to build up support for yourself just like we already know Bristol is going to win Ratchet madness.
Nobody gives a shit that these kids in Leominster had a keg party the other night but I guess thanks for finding them on Facebook like any worried mother should do.
What are you trying to accomplish? Are you hoping by snitching them out the leominster police are going to break down their front doors and arrest them all for being teenagers?
These guys are a bunch of pickle puffers for sure.
I kinda liked the hole in the mask comment.
Chris Brown goes shrimping in provincetown
Hit the showers boys
Dude we get that you have no friends but why you gotta hate on the Coronis Cracker Crew. At least they probably make something tangible that I can hold in my hand like a coffee or a slice of pizza.
Those group photos are like an ad for herpes awareness
How many pups has Hailey coughed out?
I like Bretts hat
Being a “Legitimate News Source” I thought you might use your ‘sources’ to write inside stories from Worcester police, Doctors, Paramedics and ratchet nurses during this crisis but I guess daily updates about what dirtbike Dave and the keg Boys are up to is pretty important too.
That’s why I tell all my friend that TB sports is the only place to go for the real story.
Get Fucked,
Finn
Does Hailey dip skoal or just hogs?
That boy Brett was conceived on the back of a jet ski going 40 miles per hour across Lake Havasu during spring break circa 1996.
Her come all of the comments supporting Unc TB from brand new commenters who have never left a comment here before in the past.
In other words give it up TB we know these comments are coming from you.
More like Whalom Lake.
Look at Chumlee in the red and white hoodie
BRAZZERS has more class than this group.
The “elderly man” in the Clinton McDonalds was a ratchet 50 year old who appeared to be wired on crack and starting fist fights with everyone at Mc D’s for looking at him. That story was a fraud.
These guys are a bunch of idiots, their fb post aren’t news worthy outside of committing actual crimes.
Never would have dropped the er in front of the old Charlies bar
on North st in Fitchburg thats for sure.
The gene pool is polluted,the virus just might do some thinning
1. Criticize someone somewhat unfairly. Preferably someone who looks kind of unpolished and dumb, with little to lose.
2. Turtleboy audience is split. “I don’t know, Guy We Call Unc For Some Reason, seems like you’re a hypocrite here?”
3. Subject reacts as intended, with angry Facebook messages and poor syntax.
4. Turtleboy says “See, all you idiots at #2??? #3 proves I was always right about #1!!!”
How is the recruiting going for the ad salesman?
What you MORONS fail to understand is if people are low class and Turtleboy (with his Yalie dad and comfortable upper middle class background) gets the willies just looking at them, then they HAVE NO RIGHTS. however, if you are a middle class white woman (a “Karen” . . . LOL!!!!) then Turtleboy also hates you (too much like Mommy) so you are NOT ALLOWED to snitch or shame like Turtleboy is.
More interested in the girl. Is she being held against her will and forced to watch these homos suck each others’ dicks? Was this addressed in the live show?
So now you’re Karen?
Pick a side chooch.
Make up your mind TB. Either you’re against this quarantine or you aren’t. Either you’re a snitch or you’re not. You come off like a Karen on this.
Anyone who would try to transport an ATV on the back of a Jetta is a fucking cockstain. You couldn’t have given Cooter a 24oz Natty Ice to use his 93 shitbox truck to move it. I know you would have had to wake him up first, drag him out of his trailer and wipe the drool off his wife beater but at least you might have gotten it there. Not a functional brain cell between the bunch of these white nogs.
I think by saying his mom is younger than you is his way of pointing out that the content of most of your blogs is basically Facebook shit that only High School kids and ratchet single moms care and gossip about and you’re supposedly an adult man?
I could be wrong though.
Why do the bunch of kids wrestling get a free pass from TB during the Covid alert but these partying kids don’t?
So… What’s the chicks name? O couldn’t follow the sentagraph…
Some Jew please buy TB a life. This pedophiliac is a communist Jew lover.
this chris brown needs the real chris brown treatment
uncle you told them on the live stream there is gonna be hell to pay cuz they poked the turtle. you fucking warned them and boy did they not care.
No one is afraid of your uncle dipshit.
Wtf? You blast a Karen in Sutton for snitching, but here you are doing the same shit. You lost or something boy?
Karen-ing is ok when I do it. Cancel Culture is ok when I do it. What’s so hard to understand??????
Geez is this white trash week?