Meet Joseph Baldarelli: Chinstrapped Chudstuffer Who Kicked A Guy In The Face At Clinton McDonald’s, Calls Us Pussies On Our Facebook Page For Reporting It


Yesterday we published a blog, asking for the identity of the individuals seen in this video assaulting an older man in the Clinton McDonald’s.

A bunch of people said the chudstuffer in the red is named Joseph Balderelli, but we could not confirm it. Then he elected to come to our page and post this:

Thus clearing any doubt we had and making our job much easier. And in the least surprising turn of events ever he is an even bigger douchebag than we originally thought.

“The old guy started it.”

That’s a t-shirt if I’ve ever heard it.

In fairness, it does appear from this 3 second video that the older guy was being aggressive towards them:

This guy was not fucking around:

You can hear him say, “Get your shit up,” after Joey Balls laughs and says, “are you serious due.” According to what we’ve been told the man was upset because Joey Balls and crew had been making a mess and being obnoxious to the other patrons (although that haircut alone is grounds for an ass whooping). According to Joey the old guy started it and was picking on innocent 15 year old kids, and Joey Balls was there to white knight for them.

Newsflash cockwombler – I don’t need to know the whole back story story. Your buddy was fighting another guy one on one. The mere fact that you jumped on him and hit him from behind makes you a vaj. But to make matters worse you also kicked him in the head while he was down on the ground.

There is no way to explain that. None. And no one believes for a second that this random dude was starting shit with random 15 year olds and that you jumped in to defend their honor.

Joey Balls seems to live in Sterling, and attended both Clinton and Wachusett High School.

Yea, that’s a match. It should be noted that while playing football for Wachusett he exclusively competed against other high school students, not the men’s senior team from the YMCA.

We’ve called the Clinton Police to report his confession, but feel free to pass this along to them on Facebook as well.

P.S. Claire has the solution to the out of control situation going on at the Clinton McDonald’s.

This is what happens when you eat Big Macs after 9:30. Nothing but trouble.



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50 Comment(s)
  • Doc wants his time machine back.
    March 19, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    This looks like something out of “Back to the Future “. Young biff fighting old biff.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    March 19, 2019 at 1:11 am

    1) . Not a single person in this video has *any* training. Jesus it hurts to watch.
    2) The old guy has forearms of a little girl. He might be old and grizzled, but he doesn’t work with his hands.
    3) “Get Your Shit Up” is an open invite to get shot, stabbed, or….. kicked in the fucking mouth.
    4) I’m routing for chin strap guy to shoot, stab, and kick the old fucker in the mouth.

    Have A Nice Day.

  • Ozzy
    March 18, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    9:45. Last call. Closing in 15 minutes. Sad so sad.

  • Bat Mitzvah
    March 18, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    He’s the red headed stepchild of the family. Brothers a sports star and fireman. The best part of him dribbled out of his mom

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 18, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    End result, it took 2 of emergency to beat the guys ass. The both of them have to back each other up, because alone, they are nothing. Two pussies, plain and simple

  • Big Wick
    March 18, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    Difficult one. Can’t see what the “younger kids” may have done to cause “old guy” (my junior) to go ballistic, but that kick by Baldaretard was just nuclear and uncalled for. Def need cops to sort this out. 911 needed to be called, obviously consensus called for the entertainment option. Too bad no one thought to tell everyone to back off.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 19, 2019 at 12:55 pm

      The “old guy” doesn’t look that old to me, too.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    March 18, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Let dad know what you think of his son’s behavior:

    Balderelli & Sons Excavating
    46 Worcester Rd,
    Sterling, MA 01564

    (978) 422-7872

    • Kevin Lyncho
      March 19, 2019 at 2:45 pm

      His son is a piece of shit!

  • RED
    March 18, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Man – this dude is going to have a lot of sleepless nights!

    • Kim Wescott
      March 18, 2019 at 9:51 pm

      Hope so ANYWAY!

  • Lou
    March 18, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    It’s very simple. All of use 50-something white guys that have been busting our asses for 35 years to provide something nice for ourselves, wives, children, and society are sick of these smug little millennials and generation Y’s and X’s taking and taking and taking and treating public places and private businesses like their own personal playgrounds and disrespecting the common citizenry. Yes we are pissed, and we’re not going to take it any more. Stop pissing off the old guys. We’ve had enough.

    • Jim
      March 18, 2019 at 6:33 pm

      LOL The oldest Gen x is mid 50’s now. Were you in a coma for a decade or something?

      • Try Again
        March 18, 2019 at 6:57 pm

        Boomer’s stopped 1964-66 depending on ‘expert’.

        • Jim
          March 20, 2019 at 9:59 am

          2019-1966= 53
          2019-1964= 55

          So as I said……

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 19, 2019 at 12:58 pm

      If you think 50’s is old, just wait till pass 60. LOL

  • Mr Trump tear down that dam and wash Cliton away
    March 18, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Ghost of Ball-sackerelli’s future fighting the present day doucherelli.

    They are both him, the angry old drunk doucharelli fighting the young obnoxious punk doucharelli.

  • F.O.E.
    March 18, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    The older guy no doubt is an Eagles Club regular, possibly president.

  • Chris Seith
    Poppy chulo
    March 18, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    This guy was more than likely shitfaced and thus kids being kids took him to defcon 1. I remember Worcester state or Doherty high kids acting like retards in the Tacknut sq. Mc ds when I was 10, 11 years old and it made me want to kick some privileged cracker ass and I’m a cracker.

  • A Citizen
    March 18, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    If the local paisans don’t do something about this I might have to go up myself. The female is ALWAYS deadlier than the mail no matter what the age.

    • Y
      March 18, 2019 at 4:06 pm

      What kind of mail? First class?

      • Big Wick
        March 18, 2019 at 5:08 pm

        First class – Snort! Afternoon coffee up the nose, good one!

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        March 19, 2019 at 1:00 pm

        No, chain.

    • Country Fried Jackass
      March 18, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      Anthrax mail, mutha fuckah!

  • Don Clint
    March 18, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    when you’re hanging out in a mickey d’s at 9:30 pm with a hat on backwards and fighting local senior citizens it’s doubtful that you’re moving down the right track in life.

    • Jim
      March 18, 2019 at 6:36 pm

      Wise words

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 18, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    Uncle turtle turd must have gotten his inspiration from Jerry springer

    • It's Adam Again
      March 18, 2019 at 5:49 pm

      Hey Chef, still harassing women on B community pages? You fucking degenerate.

  • Well, No Shit
    March 18, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    While I understand the urge to confront punks who are acting like dickbags in public, unless they are actively placing someone’s life in danger, it just isn’t worth it.

    This guy caught a kick in the grill over what? Some kids being assholes? Fuck that. What if Joey Balls, or his buddy, had a knife? Was that guy really willing to risk dying over that stupid bullshit? If so, he’s a moron.

    Just call the police and finish your Royale With Cheese. If trouble comes to your table, handle it. Other than that, mind your own shit and let the cops be cops.

    • Y
      March 18, 2019 at 4:05 pm

  • LOB
    March 18, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    His favorite activity will soon be playing broom stick or toilet plunger behind bars! : )

  • Hamburglar
    March 18, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Do they still make Shamrock shakes?

  • RED
    March 18, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Joey Balls is going to need a protective escort to go to the bathroom … you better have eyes in the back of your head !

  • Captain Trips‎
    March 18, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Hey Joey – We sell Proactiv in 5 gallon buckets.

    Would you like to place an order?

  • WeRFucked
    March 18, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Spoiled rich kid working for an offcast of a rich family. “Slave at Baldarelli…”

    Hey pee-pee kisser… you don’t know what being a slave is like. This is bad for the family business. If I ever need any backhoe work, guess who I’m not calling…

    Slave? Has Joey ever worked a hard day in his life? Everything he has is probably given to him. Must be nice to be white and rich. Although his parents could be selfish. They could have easily afforded him a quality education at St. Johns, but daddy would probably rather buy a new truck.

    • The only one with a brain
      March 18, 2019 at 10:00 pm

      Most of the people in this comment section really are stupid. You know nothing about the kid, you know nothing about the entire situation. You saw a video. I’d like to see surveillance video from the McD’s to get the full story. Because I doubt that Joe or his friend were the instigators by any stretch of the imagination.

      • dumb wop
        March 18, 2019 at 10:18 pm

        I saw a faggot kick someone in the head who was on the ground. He’s a known cocksucker like his father. He will soon be arrested for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (shod foot) and possibly A&B on a person over 60. His daddy will hire some greaseball lawyer and he will not go to jail.
        Hopefully his throat gets slit

      • JoeIsAPussy
        March 19, 2019 at 2:50 pm

        Joey is a pussy has been his whole life

  • Plot Twist 3
    March 18, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    After seeing the aggressive nature of how this guy approached, postured and elevated the situation, I can totally see how and why the original kid would immediately stand up to fight, and depending on age, the kid who jumped in’s brain probably isn’t even fully developed (that happens at age 26), he probably was scared and felt as though the violent nature in which this grown early-mid 50s man approached them over a disagreement. Mid 50s ain’t young but it ain’t disable bodied and mentally impaired. It isn’t senior citizen. And by the looks of it he works labor intensive and isn’t a fragile man. When the kid said “are you serious?” to me that indicates a surprise to the level this guy reacted to whatever preceded that. As a young man in-between a boyish teen and young adult, I don’t know if I wouldn’t feel like it was necessary to defend my friend in that situation? The older man is really the one who took it to a physical altercation, so if he perpetrated it, then all I see is young kid who probably isn’t an angel but doesn’t look like a thug scum either, defending his friend from a surprising and perceived physical threat.
    GangGangGang Dindus Nuffin!!

    • Pt4
      March 18, 2019 at 3:28 pm

      Just wondering if the “old guy” had Smirnoff root beer 100 nips or Jim beam white nips on his breath. Possibly ruble depending on how far the divorce is.

    • PtwistSizzy
      March 18, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      TBS did reserve the right to get this one wrong, it didn’t look good. But if you freeze frame on the old man when’s approaching the kid, somewhere after the buzzed stumble walking past the chair and before posturing over the kid in a threatening manner, I see a face who has worked one too many decades on a construction site, with regrets, and pretty much nothing left to lose. I mean, to pick a fight with kids in a McDs in your mid 50s isn’t necessarily the act of a noble man with a just cause.
      Pretty much a guy one missed child support payment away from the cuckoo’s nest.

      • PlotTwistSJW
        March 18, 2019 at 3:52 pm

        If Ronald McDonald just closed that GOTDAMN! muthafucking dining hall, then this wouldn’t of happen in the first place.
        Lawsuit time

        • Conan the Grammarian
          March 18, 2019 at 6:27 pm

          “… wouldn’t of happen…”


    • Arch Stanton
      Al Swearingen
      March 18, 2019 at 8:54 pm

      Or, maybe just maybe, us old mid-fifties guys are just tired of the douchebag express? I see these young assholes all the time. Luckily, they do not talk shit to either myself or my wife. If they were to, I have age, experience and a no give a fuck attitude. No matter how you look at it, young numbnuts needs a beatdown just for the pube-strap. Stupid cocksucker. Mr. Wu’s pigs are waiting.

  • The angry taint
    the angry taint
    March 18, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    ABDW with a shod foot can get you 2 1/2 years in mass. That’s if someone is willing to look into it

    • Liberal Mindset
      March 19, 2019 at 12:06 am

      I think the real solution is a ban on footwear…or require a background check, waiting period and license. Oh, and some of those contraptions to keep the laces tied, so no one can take your shoes off your feet, and use them in shod foot crimes.

      • "Assault Footwear"
        March 19, 2019 at 12:43 am

        It’s now officially a thing.
        Everyone run to their legislators and then to their safe spaces.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 18, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    “In fairness, it does appear from this 3 second video that the older guy was being aggressive towards them”

    Such fairness!!!!

  • Y
    March 18, 2019 at 2:53 pm


    Y March 18, 2019 at 10:16 am REPLY

    Comments section on the WTW Instagram post is suggesting one of the ass-clowns is a Joe balderelli.
    Don’t know how true it is or not…

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