Let’s Identify This Chinstrapped Chudstuffer Kicking An Old Guy In The Head At The Clinton McDonald’s In A 2 On 1 Fight 


Here’s a video from this weekend at the Clinton McDonald’s showing a man who appears to be in his golden years getting beaten by two punks after he told them to stop trashing the place.


Alright turtle riders, time to identify this shithead:

Not only does he kick elderly men in the head while they’re on the ground, he also rocks a chinstrap. That’s simply unforgivable.

Just to review, his friend is for some reason fighting a man much older than him, and because his friend cannot handle this task on his own his thunder buddy had to run over and start clocking the poor guy from behind.

Once it’s a 2 on 1 it’s no longer a fair fight so a good samaritan attempted to intervene, but was told to back off

Because thunder buddies like to tag team their prey.

The good samaritan gets him off the dude, who suddenly has the strength to overcome the much younger loser who’s assaulting him.

Chinstrap then tells the good samaritan, “you better get your boy.”

As if the person his age is somehow friends with the elderly man, and not just a normal, decent human being who saw a man being assaulted by two punks and decided to step in.

But he can’t hold him back forever, so chinstrap kicks the dude square in the face.

Let’s identify him. If you know who either of these douchebags are then send us a message on the TBNews Facebook page, or send an email to Uncle Turtleboy at

P.S. In the spirit of fairness and Dog Park Diane, we didn’t see what preceded this. So maybe the old guy was molesting kids are something. We reserve the right to get this one wrong, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the two guys beating the shit out of an elderly man were more in the wrong here.

Double P.S. I know a lot of people are inclined to say, “the people filming this are everything that is wrong with our culture today.” Stop saying that. Citizens with cellphones are reporters now. Without them doing this and then posting it to social media it would be much, much harder for police and the general public to ID animals like this.

Triple P.S. The last time we heard from the Clinton McDonald’s was back in May when the now departed Squirtle Girl blogged about this hilarious woman who brought a raw patty from home and claimed that she bought it there.

Good times in Clinton.


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23 Comment(s)
  • Kids always been a twat
    March 18, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Joe Baldarelli… Douche

  • Independent Thinker
    March 18, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Trash like this is why law abiding citizens need to carry a firearm.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 18, 2019 at 10:20 am

    “….we didn’t see what preceded this…..We reserve the right to get this one wrong…”

    You know, SOME journalists would try to ascertain the facts first. But whatev. “Be first, not right!”

    HEY, did they arrest the dude in Springfield who you KNEW was the murderer?

    • shut up
      March 18, 2019 at 10:57 am

      You know, MOST journalists just posted the video without giving the benefit of the doubt. They need to identify the kid before they can ask him questions, right?

  • Y
    March 18, 2019 at 10:16 am

    Comments section on the WTW Instagram post is suggesting one of the ass-clowns is a Joe balderelli.
    Don’t know how true it is or not…

  • Suh Ki
    March 18, 2019 at 9:38 am

    There’s a depression and hopelessness that has soaked into Cinton’s soil over the last 75 or so years that is never going away. Can’t expect much else from a burnt out mill town sitting at the taint of Massachusetts

  • Big Wick
    March 18, 2019 at 8:52 am

    Haha, the second screen shot, face-on, makes him look like Johnny “Can’t Stay Clean” Manziel. Even got the chinstrap, no helmet though. take him to the floor and smack his head down until it cracks like a melon.

  • Travis Rearick
    March 18, 2019 at 7:35 am

    This kid and his family should have drowned with the rest of Clinton when the reservoir filled up

  • Street Justice
    March 18, 2019 at 7:30 am

    I can only hope the older guy has a son that will settle the score with these two pieces of shit.
    I know if this were my father (rest his soul) the cops would be the least of those scumbags’ worries. Fucking pussies, both of them.

    • Smash him
      March 18, 2019 at 8:12 am

      Amen to that. I am hoping the same thing. I hope that he has someone in his life who will take care of this puke. Beating up a old man, when your just learning how to shave doesn’t give you any kind of street credit, people don’t respect you for that shit. They look down on you for it and before you know it the pay back shows up. And gives you the reality check you need.

    • george costanza
      the angry taint
      March 18, 2019 at 9:21 am

      Hopefully this older gent has a psychotic grandson who rips an arm off and beats them senseless.

  • Street rat
    March 18, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Funny how it took two of them to bring this guy down. Neither one stood a chance alone. Fucking savages, low life piece of shit savages

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 18, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Two little boys. Chinstrap definitely thinks he is the Alpha male. He will be identified and hopefully publicly shamed and maybe even charged for A&B. Just another freeloader and future section 8 Mayor

  • Hellboy
    March 18, 2019 at 7:27 am

    And that is exactly why this old fart never goes out without packing.

  • McPocket Pistol
    March 18, 2019 at 7:24 am

    You start messing with the retired dudes at my local McD’s and you’re liable to get yourself a sucking chest wound.

  • Just die
    March 18, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Please find out who this pussy is that has to hit a old man. He is clearly a little bitch.

  • American Junkie Culture, Time for a Purge
    March 18, 2019 at 5:48 am

    “GET YOUR BOY” wtf… 2 twenty something crack-heads fighting an older person on the floor in Mc Donalds. GTFOH you low life junkie scum.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    March 18, 2019 at 4:20 am

    No, I’m not waiting to judge these pukes because we got the dog park Diane story wrong. This is what it is. Two douchbags fighting an old man. They are scum and pussies.

  • Plot Twist Typos
    March 18, 2019 at 12:13 am

    *can’t get over
    *prep/wigger hybrids

  • Plot Twist
    March 18, 2019 at 12:02 am

    What if we found out the old guy use to diddle chin strap lololol
    God forbid that be the case but it would be a hilarious plot twist if this kid waited his whole life to find this guy and we just assume he’s in the wrong. Dafuqs wrong with me??

    • Plot Twist 2
      March 18, 2019 at 12:11 am

      I already know this story without knowing who he is.
      Listens to rap music, but the wicked hood booger kind, fucks girls so that keeps his ego up but they’re all mutts, over use of cologne, can’t go over being one of the prep/bigger hybrids in high school so he lives that out, maybe a minor arrest that he uses to feed the lie about his street persona, always fights in groups so he has stories to tell that he feels deserving to tell even though he never really puts himself at risk, use to have the weed connect in highschool so he was real cool, never will leave the town he’s or stray too far from it because he stands no chance of becoming anyone apart from those who pathetically still fall for his facade, basically like a kid who got molested. He won’t have a good time in jail, they’ll smell it all on him. And then fuck his mouth.

      • Justice for Myrtle the Turtle
        March 18, 2019 at 5:56 am

        You nailed it, weak insecure little punk, pumps himself up by bullying and assaulting peeps 2 on 1. Some Masshole judge will let this turd walk on own recognizance. Kind of pussy who killed turtles for fun when he was younger.

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