Here’s a video from this weekend at the Clinton McDonald’s showing a man who appears to be in his golden years getting beaten by two punks after he told them to stop trashing the place.
Alright turtle riders, time to identify this shithead:
Not only does he kick elderly men in the head while they’re on the ground, he also rocks a chinstrap. That’s simply unforgivable.
Just to review, his friend is for some reason fighting a man much older than him, and because his friend cannot handle this task on his own his thunder buddy had to run over and start clocking the poor guy from behind.
Once it’s a 2 on 1 it’s no longer a fair fight so a good samaritan attempted to intervene, but was told to back off
Because thunder buddies like to tag team their prey.
The good samaritan gets him off the dude, who suddenly has the strength to overcome the much younger loser who’s assaulting him.
Chinstrap then tells the good samaritan, “you better get your boy.”
As if the person his age is somehow friends with the elderly man, and not just a normal, decent human being who saw a man being assaulted by two punks and decided to step in.
But he can’t hold him back forever, so chinstrap kicks the dude square in the face.
Let’s identify him. If you know who either of these douchebags are then send us a message on the TBNews Facebook page, or send an email to Uncle Turtleboy at [email protected]
P.S. In the spirit of fairness and Dog Park Diane, we didn’t see what preceded this. So maybe the old guy was molesting kids are something. We reserve the right to get this one wrong, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the two guys beating the shit out of an elderly man were more in the wrong here.
Double P.S. I know a lot of people are inclined to say, “the people filming this are everything that is wrong with our culture today.” Stop saying that. Citizens with cellphones are reporters now. Without them doing this and then posting it to social media it would be much, much harder for police and the general public to ID animals like this.
Triple P.S. The last time we heard from the Clinton McDonald’s was back in May when the now departed Squirtle Girl blogged about this hilarious woman who brought a raw patty from home and claimed that she bought it there.
Good times in Clinton.
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