Yesterday we published a blog, asking for the identity of the individuals seen in this video assaulting an older man in the Clinton McDonald’s.
A bunch of people said the chudstuffer in the red is named Joseph Balderelli, but we could not confirm it. Then he elected to come to our page and post this:
Thus clearing any doubt we had and making our job much easier. And in the least surprising turn of events ever he is an even bigger douchebag than we originally thought.
“The old guy started it.”
That’s a t-shirt if I’ve ever heard it.
In fairness, it does appear from this 3 second video that the older guy was being aggressive towards them:
This guy was not fucking around:
You can hear him say, “Get your shit up,” after Joey Balls laughs and says, “are you serious due.” According to what we’ve been told the man was upset because Joey Balls and crew had been making a mess and being obnoxious to the other patrons (although that haircut alone is grounds for an ass whooping). According to Joey the old guy started it and was picking on innocent 15 year old kids, and Joey Balls was there to white knight for them.
Newsflash cockwombler – I don’t need to know the whole back story story. Your buddy was fighting another guy one on one. The mere fact that you jumped on him and hit him from behind makes you a vaj. But to make matters worse you also kicked him in the head while he was down on the ground.
There is no way to explain that. None. And no one believes for a second that this random dude was starting shit with random 15 year olds and that you jumped in to defend their honor.
Joey Balls seems to live in Sterling, and attended both Clinton and Wachusett High School.
Yea, that’s a match. It should be noted that while playing football for Wachusett he exclusively competed against other high school students, not the men’s senior team from the YMCA.
We’ve called the Clinton Police to report his confession, but feel free to pass this along to them on Facebook as well.
P.S. Claire has the solution to the out of control situation going on at the Clinton McDonald’s.
This is what happens when you eat Big Macs after 9:30. Nothing but trouble.
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