Chudnugget Freddy Doyle Runs Falmouth Road Race In “Save Tsarnaev” T-Shirt Because He Wants Attention And Now He’s Got It

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Today was the prestigious Falmouth Road Race. A seven mile classic that attracts over 10,000 runners a year, including some of the fastest harriers in New England. One of the people who decided to show up was Freddy Doyle, a 24 year old Holy Cross graduate from Quincy who has run in the race before.

This is what Freddy chose to wear in the race this year…..

I know, I know. He wore Vans to a 7 mile road race. What an chud.

Oh wait, he’s also wearing a shirt that says, “Save Tsarnaev.” As in, Jafar the friendly neighborhood Chechen refugee welfare leech terrorist #2 from Cambridge. You may recall that before killing his own brother while trying to flee from the Watertown Police, Jafar was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the Boston Marathon.

What makes him an even bigger shithead than this speed bump brother is that Jafar had 11 seconds to reconsider killing Martin Richard. Jafar watched as speed bump detonated his bomb that killed Krystle Campbell and Lu Lingzi. He saw the carnage and destruction it caused. He was holding a similar bomb and could’ve elected not to detonate it. Instead he made a conscious choice to place it directly next to 8 year old Martin Richard and his 6 year old sister Jane, and then used his phone to blow it up, but only after he was safely away from it. Sadly Kevin Cullen did not get there in time to save Martin Richard’s life, or his sister’s leg, and he drowned his tears in a pint of Guinness at O’Sullivan’s pub in Dorchester that night with some firefighter buddies from the old neighborhood. 

This is the person that Freddy Doyle chose to advocate for during today’s road race. A child killing terrorist.

We’d call him up to ask why he would choose this public setting to stump for such a vile waste of space, but Phil Afonso at Filter Free Falmouth already did that. You can hear the voicemail he left by clicking here

Don’t worry though, we’ll be calling him back for the glorious return of Turtleboy Live next Saturday night.

For whatever it’s worth Freddy Doyle isn’t just an poopsmooch who supports terrorists, he also appears to do his training with Maude the Fraud:

She’s gonna have to teach him how to cut the course without anyone noticing. Looks like those Vans didn’t help him out either.

Freddie seems to be involved in theater:

Shocking, I know.

And he may or may not be the son of Quincy’s Fred Doyle, an attorney at Doyle & Moscardelli in Boston. Fred and Freddie both ran the Falmouth race together in 2015. If that is his Daddy then Junior is a legacy at Holy Cross, and likely had everything handed to him his entire life. Naturally then he’s a Bernie Bro:

And it appears as if he might still be living in Worcester, milking the clock before he has to be an adult and get a real job…..

Either way, we’d love to hear his side of the story. Feel free to send us an email Freddy. We’d love to have you on Turtleboy Live Saturday night.

P.S. This story is right up Kirk and Callahan’s alley. Normally we’d share it on Twitter and they’d see it, but since we are banned from Twitter we need turtle riders to tweet it to them to help make this chudnugget famous.

12 Comment(s)
  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 20, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Someone should have beat the shit out of this fat fucking queer boy.

  • MyNameIsAlahAndIApproveThisMessage
    August 20, 2018 at 7:10 pm


  • Hughbo Mont
    August 20, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    English major. He’s going places. And I hope his thighs chaffed like a motherfucker.

  • The Doctor
    August 20, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    My husband was an alternate juror on that trial. We still dont talk about what he saw & heard.
    This kid was looking for his 15 minutes & he’s getting them. I hope the decision to wear that shirt follows him for a long time.

  • Wabbitt
    August 20, 2018 at 9:15 am

    The sheer fact that this ass nugget wore that to a running event show just what kind of subhuman he is. Plenty of the runners probably ran in the marathon that year, or know someone who did.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    August 20, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Look at that fat fuck – he can’t even outpace the obeast women lumbering along at the back of the pack. That’s pathetic! At least there weren’t many behind him to read his stupid shirt.

  • tshitty
    August 20, 2018 at 7:42 am

    I went to Umass Dartmouth in the fall of 2011 when he was there selling weed to my friend Oskar
    One night we went to a party and I met him at a place an on campus spot called the “del”
    I couldn’t get a read on this kid he was pleasant and nice, but something about him was rubbing me the wrong way even though this kid was burning me up
    then april came by and all the shit happened I had ended up switching schools, but whos face do i see on the TV but him and his fucking brother as the two bombers and the rest was history
    fuck him he deserves to be where he is we gave him and his brother everything they needed to succeed here and thats how they return the thanks
    fuck you jokar

  • Tsarnev has a turdboy lover
    August 20, 2018 at 7:15 am

    Saying this shitneck “runs” is a bit misleading. Fuck, I ran 10 milers faster than he runs 10Ks. A running pace of over 11 minutes is just barely faster than walking. Well, what would you expect from a degenerate dick sucker like this asshole. He’s a terrorist’s fanboy who I am sure would love to get blasted in the ass by that Tsarnev shitheel. Hopefully he gets some internet karma coming his way.

  • bigdaddy
    August 20, 2018 at 7:03 am

    Nothing says i am a douche like wearing a wool hat all the time

  • Kgbspy
    August 20, 2018 at 5:58 am

    How did Maude the fraud do for times?

  • Ski bum
    Walter "Wacking" Bird
    August 19, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    And to think I thought the biggest assholes come out of Clark. HC beat them out. In the old days it was a great thing to say “I graduated from Holy Cross”. Now I wouldn’t even tell anyone lest they think I’m a fruitcake pansy.

  • IHateRatchets
    August 19, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    “Speed bump brother”

    Bwahahaha. Thanks for the laugh. Me and my mom are having a good laugh over this.

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