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Today was the prestigious Falmouth Road Race. A seven mile classic that attracts over 10,000 runners a year, including some of the fastest harriers in New England. One of the people who decided to show up was Freddy Doyle, a 24 year old Holy Cross graduate from Quincy who has run in the race before.
This is what Freddy chose to wear in the race this year…..
I know, I know. He wore Vans to a 7 mile road race. What an chud.
Oh wait, he’s also wearing a shirt that says, “Save Tsarnaev.” As in, Jafar the friendly neighborhood Chechen refugee welfare leech terrorist #2 from Cambridge. You may recall that before killing his own brother while trying to flee from the Watertown Police, Jafar was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the Boston Marathon.
What makes him an even bigger shithead than this speed bump brother is that Jafar had 11 seconds to reconsider killing Martin Richard. Jafar watched as speed bump detonated his bomb that killed Krystle Campbell and Lu Lingzi. He saw the carnage and destruction it caused. He was holding a similar bomb and could’ve elected not to detonate it. Instead he made a conscious choice to place it directly next to 8 year old Martin Richard and his 6 year old sister Jane, and then used his phone to blow it up, but only after he was safely away from it. Sadly Kevin Cullen did not get there in time to save Martin Richard’s life, or his sister’s leg, and he drowned his tears in a pint of Guinness at O’Sullivan’s pub in Dorchester that night with some firefighter buddies from the old neighborhood.
This is the person that Freddy Doyle chose to advocate for during today’s road race. A child killing terrorist.
We’d call him up to ask why he would choose this public setting to stump for such a vile waste of space, but Phil Afonso at Filter Free Falmouth already did that. You can hear the voicemail he left by clicking here.
Don’t worry though, we’ll be calling him back for the glorious return of Turtleboy Live next Saturday night.
For whatever it’s worth Freddy Doyle isn’t just an poopsmooch who supports terrorists, he also appears to do his training with Maude the Fraud:
She’s gonna have to teach him how to cut the course without anyone noticing. Looks like those Vans didn’t help him out either.
Freddie seems to be involved in theater:
Shocking, I know.
And he may or may not be the son of Quincy’s Fred Doyle, an attorney at Doyle & Moscardelli in Boston. Fred and Freddie both ran the Falmouth race together in 2015. If that is his Daddy then Junior is a legacy at Holy Cross, and likely had everything handed to him his entire life. Naturally then he’s a Bernie Bro:
And it appears as if he might still be living in Worcester, milking the clock before he has to be an adult and get a real job…..
Either way, we’d love to hear his side of the story. Feel free to send us an email Freddy. We’d love to have you on Turtleboy Live Saturday night.
P.S. This story is right up Kirk and Callahan’s alley. Normally we’d share it on Twitter and they’d see it, but since we are banned from Twitter we need turtle riders to tweet it to them to help make this chudnugget famous.