• Chinstrapped Chudmiser, Who Killed His Friend In Quincy Car Accident, Is On The Run From Police – “Only God Can Judge” Crew Thinks You Need To Shut Up Because You Weren’t There

    The police are looking for the local dickwad who killed his buddy and fled from police.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Quincy PTO Thief Part Two: Her Queef Weevil Husband, Who Pretends He Didn’t Know She Stole $28K From Children, Goes FULL Knight In Shining Tin Foil And Blunders His Way Through Publicly Defending Her 

    Making fun of criminals is now slander. It is known.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Self-Proclaimed Feminazi, 41-Year-Old Ratchet Canadian International Student At Quincy College Starts GoFundMe To Pay Tuition & Bills, Sells Used Panties On CL And Cheats On, Beats Men In Her Spare Time

    SJWs are typically batshit, but this androgynous Feminazi takes the cake               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    “Junkies” Pass Out In Quincy Park, Guy Takes Pic, Snowflake Chuds Lose Their Minds – Only It Wasn’t What It Seemed And They All Ended Up Looking Like Morons

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