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Ratchet Mom Goes Full Free Muh Boi For Quincy Taco Tickler Daughter Who Got Arrested For Stabbing A Dude To Death 

 

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NBCPolice said they have made an arrest in connection with a fatal stabbing last weekend in Quincy, Massachusetts. Alyssa Dellamano, 22, of Quincy, was arrested at a residence in Weymouth on Wednesday morning on a murder warrant out of Quincy District Court, the Norfolk District Attorney’s Office said. She was scheduled to be arraigned sometime Wednesday afternoon. Police also arrested Samantha Perrier, 24, of Dedham, and charged her with misleading the investigation. Cameron Nohmy, 24, of Quincy, was stabbed around 10:45 p.m. on Friday near Hancock and Woodbine streets in the city’s Wollaston neighborhood, prosecutors said. Nohmy was transported to Boston Medical Center and pronounced dead, police said. Police were notified of the incident by associates of Nohmy, prosecutors said. Authorities haven’t said what they believe led up to the fatal stabbing.

Look at this taco tickler.

No clue what this was over, but the victim seems like a decent guy, completely normal, employed, and with a bright future ahead of him. Ms. beaver retriever on the other hand is notoriously ratchet, and comes from quite possibly the most Quincy family of all time. Meet Mom.

“Stay home save lives.”

Lady, I hate to break it to you but your average person in Quincy is much more likely to die if they cross your muff diving daughter than they are if they get commie cold. Just sayin.

Joellen’s days of being passed around by Guns n Roses cover bands are long gone, and now she’s a responsible parent going full free muh boi for her handsome daughter on Facebook.

If your family pictures involve Fila slippers with socks, blunts, middle fingers, wife beaters, headstones, Dunkin Donuts cups filled up with Mad Dog 20/20, and you refer to yourselves as a “couple kids from Dorchester,” odds are one of you is going to jail for murder eventually. That’s just science.

And this is the most Quincy family photograph ever taken.

The dump truck juxtaposed in the background is like a metaphor for their lives.

Like mother.

Like daughter.

Anyway, Mom took down her dindu nuffin post and comments on the QPD Facebook page, but if she’d like to come on the live show to advocate for her the taco tickler she’s more than welcomed to join us.

P.S. Mom was president of the pumpkin spice mafia before it was cool in 2006.

 

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73 Comment(s)
  • Frankly Disgusted
    September 19, 2020 at 7:23 am

    Sad. Just sad.

  • GirlFromDorchester
    September 18, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    ugh quincy trash love to claim they’re “from dorchester” and make the rest of us who actually grew up in dorchester our whole lives and are from decent families and neighborhoods look like scum like that is what dot produces. “just a couple of dorchester kids” no, you’re from quincy, that’s clear as day, own it, and leave the rest of us who already have to explain to everyone that we meet that dorchester isn’t made up of only white trash and projects.. having a parent live somewhere for the first two years of their life does not mean you’re from there.

    I’d love to hear what this so called second side of the story consists of. i’m SURE it doesn’t have an ounce of proof of her innocence that any defense lawyer with half a brain would repeat in court. these people look like they can’t string together a coherent sentence never mind a good excuse for stabbing a man to death. losers..

  • Jools
    September 18, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Extra credit ratchet points: Look at the grave stone. The son on gravestone is listed as Joseph P. Bonns (I think), but then the blue photo in a rusty frame below listing him as Joseph P. Jordan. What the hell?

    Also what does mink, mink, mink mean? Stumped!

  • Abz
    September 18, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Blahaaahhh!

  • Yeah, I'm an unrepentant romantic
    September 18, 2020 at 5:45 am

    I want to make sweet love to her in every way and then take her out for something nice like a Happy Meal and about a half pack of Newport 100’s.

  • I'd shag the mom. I'm not proud.
    September 18, 2020 at 3:58 am

    But you can bet your ass I’d use an alias.
    Full fukn ratchet when mom uses words like “tryna” and the 100 emoji.
    I wonder if she realizes how badly she’s tainted the case with her posts?

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    September 17, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Mom looks like she could suck a bowling ball through a coke straw.

  • Drexl
    September 17, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    The mother got arrested for flushing books down the toilet at Quincy library

    • Luke Fondleberg
      September 18, 2020 at 7:52 pm

      I find it hard to believe she knows what/where any of those three things are.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    September 17, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Is “shoplifting by asportation” what it sounds like?

  • Good Pill Hunting
    September 17, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Mom has a big rack in that tight tank top at the gravesite. Plus, she has a Harvard hat on, so you know her intellect is just as large as her sweatermeats. How do you like them apples?

    • Cunt Evaluator
      September 17, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      I don’t think that’s the mom. Must be a sister to the murderer. Either way with those impressive tits and nice fake nails, she’s a high earner down in newmarket sq. Probably used to strip at king arthur’s back in the day as a minor

  • Spider Lips
    September 17, 2020 at 11:29 am

    I think I just got herpes from looking at the mom’s tits.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    September 17, 2020 at 11:26 am

    The Casella Waste Systems garbage truck in the background of the family photo is a metaphor for their lives: white trash. Of course mom is from DOT: Nice tittoes.

    And what’s with all of these white “Imma cut a bitch” chicks stabbing people anyway? Let’s hope they don’t discover firearms.

  • Father Dimmock
    September 17, 2020 at 10:42 am

    And everyone makes fun of West VA trailer parks. Is meth-mouth hereditary?

  • Towgunner
    September 17, 2020 at 10:36 am

    Ah, yet another well adjusted cross dresser. And headed to jail for the rest of her life.

  • New boot goofin'
    September 17, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Well thats a dude sooooo. Also how come rachets all have the same facebook content?

  • toby
    September 17, 2020 at 10:31 am

    How long before the LGBQT alphabet crowd screams that she was a victim of a hate crime ? Thanks to the MBTA the city of Quincy has become a zoo without cages and the freaks that hang out at Quincy station are straight from the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

  • Uncle Frank
    September 17, 2020 at 9:45 am

    There’s a huge # of kids who from the moment they’re born are essentially predetermined to become a scourge on society until they’re gone. When you got no decent role models whatsoever,, a broken home, and bottom of the barrel expectations placed upon you, the overwhelming odds are you’re going to end up just like this. Being a legal guardian should be far more regulated than it currently is.

  • We Don't Need Da PoPo. Oh Wait ha ha ha
    September 17, 2020 at 9:29 am

    The Minneapolis city council, which unanimously supported a pledge to abolish the police, is now asking, “Where are the police?”

    Minnesota Public Radio (MPR) reported that the city council met with Minneapolis’ head of police on Tuesday: “Just months after leading an effort that would have defunded the police department, City Council members at Tuesday’s work session pushed Chief Medaria Arradondo to tell them how the department is responding to the violence.”

  • Kelly's Landing
    September 17, 2020 at 9:20 am

    You would not believe the shit dear old mom would do for 10 bucks.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    September 17, 2020 at 8:41 am

    “We’re almost done with the Landon Steele series, which will conclude next week.” Posted on 13 December, 2019.

    Radio Silence since then. #neverforget #alwaysremember

  • Joseph Petty
    September 17, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Will one or all be in the turtle famous games at the end of the year?

  • Marty Walsh's Cousin
    September 17, 2020 at 8:31 am

    Wigganess have always played the inner city, Quincy, Weymouth, Southie got hit pretty bad by it. Its the same story some shit bag, junkie parent that was infact a shit bag there entire life. raising more shit bags, it never ends, instead of facing the reality of how bad they failed as a parent, they take to facebook and want us to believe some insane lie on “what really happened that day”. I don’t no the poor gentleman that passed away, but like you said he seemed “normal” blue Collar union type a guy, the entire situation is a tragedy. Im not defending this girl in anyway, she should be held to full accountability by the law if found guilty and the victims family should get justice. I just hate to see two young lives clearly ruined for no reason, the suspect clearly had no chance, anyones mother who wears hoop earrings passed 50 is probably not mom of the year. All im saying is if my kid stabbed someone, i wouldn’t take to facebook and write some insane case, i would think to myself how i failed my children.

  • D.B. Cooper
    September 17, 2020 at 8:02 am

    That thing is gonna fit in well with the diverse population in Framingham

  • Done with this shit
    September 17, 2020 at 7:26 am

    Is that a prison tat on its hand? How ghetto

  • Greta Thundberg
    September 17, 2020 at 7:20 am

    She’s a ‘girl’ now? It’s always so convenient for these BLT123s to change back to their original gender when it suits them. I bet she goes by queer non binary at the very least.

    Thank you. My pronouns are bee, bop, boop 🙂

    • Getitstraight
      September 17, 2020 at 9:35 am

      Who said she ever claimed to not be a girl?! Such an ignorant comment shes gay she likes girls just because she dresses like a dude doesnt mean she claims to be one cuz she doesnt. Its 2020 get it together.

      • Joe Stalin
        September 17, 2020 at 10:00 am

        ^^ Found the triggered liberal homo police
        BTW, did you assume it’s gender and pronouns?

      • ShesaMan
        September 17, 2020 at 10:55 am

        She totally wants to be a gang banging EMINEM guy, stabbing was probably some gang initiation.

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    September 17, 2020 at 4:25 am

    her mom has a good body is is kinda hot for her age. i would bang her.

    • Chris
      September 17, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      Hmm.. sounds like something her ratchet mom would write.. lol

  • Death Penalty
    September 17, 2020 at 2:07 am

    If ugliness was a crime, that dyke bitch would get the death penalty. I give it credit for going out in public looking like that though.

  • Pence/Tormentor 2024
    September 16, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    The flat brimmed Bulls ball cap hanging on the wall was the icing on the cake.

    • Spic Tormentor
      September 17, 2020 at 9:57 am

      I almost missed that but I did not miss the weed smoking alien blacklight poster from spencer gifts

  • North of the Border
    September 16, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    Looks like a walking DSM V.

    Hey ma! Ease up on the China White, would ya? Gotta save a few bucks in case the Mass Bail Fund doesn’t come through.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    September 16, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    How many white girls stab someone to death over the course of an average year in Massachusetts? They’re running the tables this week that’s for sure.

  • Dellamano=Trash Bag
    September 16, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Joellen Dellamano is a sick horrible person. I had the Displeasure of having to deal with her in the past. She is truly a serious low life who is a dangerous person. I have never come across such a low life drug addicted alcoholic Douche Bag. Her son is no stranger to jail and is a Maggot waste of space. Joellen is a filthy smelly gross less than Dog Shit disgusting mess. Absolutely made my night to see this trash made Turtle Famous. Such a horrible low life, Karma is visiting her

  • dough bro
    September 16, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    When I grow up I wanna be a girl. I think I’ll name myself Stabitha……….

    • ^^^^
      September 16, 2020 at 10:35 pm

      …….Also, someone should tell her that smoking sage stunts her gender………..

  • Drexl spivey
    September 16, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    0

  • Spend It All
    September 16, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Looks like they’re auditioning for roles in the sequel of “THE TOWN”, but a more ghetto version

  • Anonymous
    September 16, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Every single person in ever picture looks like they’ve stuck a needle in their arm multiple times. Fuckin druggies…

  • whatevuh
    September 16, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    wait, is that a girl trying to look like a boy? or a boy trying to look like a girl trying to look like a boy? it’s all so confusing . . . .

  • Fred Knessl
    September 16, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    They all seem very nice!!!

  • Captain Trips
    September 16, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    Mom looks like she’s been riddin hard and put away wet; for the past 35 years

    • Soxfan
      September 17, 2020 at 3:18 am

      Shot at and missed, shit at and hit, hard.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 16, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    Don’t run with scissors. Don’t scissor with the runs.

  • Leeann
    September 16, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Wow .. that “girl”..? Really skeeves me out. I just get so creeped out by suave lesbos.. makes my skin crawl ugh.

    • Leeann
      September 16, 2020 at 8:16 pm

      Maybe suave wasn’t the right word.. pretty boy lesbians? I don’t know. Whatever she is and there’s plenty like that..

      • Guinea Geisha
        September 16, 2020 at 8:45 pm

        She’s the kinda guy that kickstarts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

        • Luke Fondleberg
          September 18, 2020 at 7:58 pm

          Unfiltered for her. You really get the flavor that way.

  • Mr X
    September 16, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Mum has a nice rack in that white shirt. 🙂

  • Bigfoot
    September 16, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Homosexuality is a mental disorder, like alcoholism or drug addiction. It’s not normal or ‘OK’ in any way shape or form. In fact, it is disgusting and immoral and rips the fabric of the nation. Today I cancelled netflix at my home and business; pedophilia is the
    Same as homosexuality. Disgusting.

  • Diego
    September 16, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    I looked up Ratchet in the dictionary, and the moms picture was there. That’s Ratchet first class!

  • Chip Striker
    September 16, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    If I’m it’s defense lawyer I just say the victim fell on my clients big dick.

    Case closed.

  • AngryWhiteDad He/Him
    September 16, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    If I bang her daughter, does that make me gay? I need Liawatha to help me with this one.

  • Astute Observer
    September 16, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Taco Tickler, leave some pink, uncooked vagina for the rest of us! You gluttonous PIG! Monica’s gonna be pissed and you’ll make Rian cry.

  • Judge dread
    September 16, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Some people you can just look at and automatically determine they have fetal alcohol syndrome and an iq hovering around 75.

    • Judge dread
      September 17, 2020 at 4:51 am

      lets be honest here. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE SMART. the wife that weird woman whatever the fuck she is.

    • Leeann
      September 18, 2020 at 10:59 am

      Sadly, I looked up fetal alcohol syndrome and it’s pretty apparent. She never had a chance.

  • Dot Broads Are Nasty
    September 16, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    I remember back in the day getting the mother a few beers at Blinstrub’s and then taking her to the Comfort Inn where she proceeded to take on me and 5 of my buds leaving Las Vegas Style.

  • Citypoint
    September 16, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Dorchester writ large.

    • Greta Thunberg
      September 17, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      How Dare You!!!

  • Captain Trips
    September 16, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    That’s her ‘daughter’?

    Sorry, but I’ll need her chromosomes tested to convince me it’s not a ‘son’.

    • Judge dread
      September 17, 2020 at 10:04 am

      it looks like son to me man.

  • Absolutely Stabulous
    September 16, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Darling,
    Her name is Dellamano…”of or about the hand”…not as direct as “mano ad ferrum”…”hand on hilt”, but it is the same result.
    Dead bastard!

    • Get a life, asshole...
      September 16, 2020 at 7:05 pm

      Speak ill of the dead much?

      Wtf is your malfunction?

      Pos.

  • dough bro
    September 16, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Wow! I didn’t realize Joan Jett was living in Quincy? Far out!!!

  • Sean
    September 16, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    White trash

  • Fenway Frank
    September 16, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Know these ratchets well. Mom is a real douche bag

    • Queef Olbermann
      September 16, 2020 at 5:51 pm

      Know them also. Douche bag isn’t the phrase, more like cuntasaurus

      • Luke Fondleberg
        September 18, 2020 at 8:01 pm

        Judging by the totality of the comments, I’d say Cuntasaurus Regina (Queen of the Cuntasaurs.)

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