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Wareham Lizard Wizard Uses Her Biracial Crotch Fruits To Raise $1,500 For Attorney To Keep Away From Baby Daddy Despite Prior Arrest For Filing False Police Report And Being TB Famous

 

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Last year we blogged about Crystal Bertozzi, AKA the Wareham Lizard Wizard, after she claimed that her biracial crotch fruits were called the n word by a Quincy resident after Mom pimped them out for slave labor.

Just to review, her 7 and 10 year old semen demons shoveled out 14 inches of snow out of the goodness of their own hearts, but one of these people initially didn’t want to because they only take free slave labor from white kids. Luckily these kids were pretty forgiving and shoveled it out for her anyway, and Mom immediately virtue signaled about it on Facebook so she could be a hero and a victim at the same time.

Well, she was back yesterday and was spamming community pages all over the south shore looking for free money for a lawyer because the baby daddy done whipped one of the poon polyps with a belt.

So the court isn’t taking child abuse seriously, even though the cops have documented it and she says she’s gotten a restraining order. She didn’t have an attorney for her upcoming and scheduled custody hearing, and is now using this alleged abuse to find one at the last minute. The problem is the attorney likes to get paid and won’t take a postdated check, so she’s hitting up strangers on community pages and asking them to pay her legal bills for her.

Nothing shady about that!

On almost every page her post was red flagged for being Turtleboy alumni and eventually removed by admins.

According to her DCF told her that whipping a kid repeatedly is just discipline.

And in case anyone thought she was lying she cleared it up by offering complete strangers pictures of her bruised crotch fruit and the police report.

So DCF told her to get a restraining order and she did. Weird, because before she said that they told her they were “neutral” and that it was a “simple case of discipline.”

Almost like the Lizard Wizard is an attention seeking liar who routinely uses her crotch fruits for sympathy to solicit donations. Not like she’s never done that before.

Meanwhile, she’s virtue signaling on Facebook about how she turned her face into an interpretive art project to show her support for the Patron Saint of Fentanyl, George Floyd.

Deep shit right there.

I’m not saying this kid didn’t get whooped by his sperm donor. But what I am saying is that she has been arrested for telling the cops false allegations before.

And she has used the kids’ misfortunes, which seem to happen A LOT, to raise money from total strangers on community Facebook pages in the past.

By maybe this time it’s for real. Maybe.

 

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63 Comment(s)
  • Cottonmouth
    November 8, 2020 at 9:48 am

    Still loving “The patron saint of Fentanyl ~George Floyd”

  • Cheddah
    October 29, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    “Unfortunately, the talent pool here in Wareham is thin..”

    – former Wareham Wendy’s manager

    One of my favorite throwback TB stories..

  • Wastefield Bartender
    October 29, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    What a freaking mess!!! If the Dad beat the kids so badly with a belt that you needed to file a police report, there’s no way it was the 1st time. Yet you still have him visitation which SCREAMS that your “kid free night” was more important than your kids safety. Probably because you were jones for some booze, dope, meth, etc.

    Your entire story screams bullshit. Probably because all of your beggar posts scream bullshit. If they granted you a TRO there is no way in fucking hell you would need to pay an attorney. There is no way that DCF would say hey….. You’re on your own sweetheart. I’d have more respect for you if you were truthful and stated you needed drug money. Sort your fucking life out you useless dredge on society. You are a worthless piece of shit that is so obviously an attention seeking, SJW virtue signaling twat. I bet you would have more money to take care of your FOUR kids (which is an entirely different animal. You can’t afford a tree, Easter baskets, Easter dinner, Xmas gifts, etc but you can’t even bother dragging your ass down to planned Parenthood for free birth control??) If you stopped popping them out like a Jack-in-the-box!!!

    • Lost Cause
      October 29, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      Not Dad!!!! Dad’s meaning more than one!! She has 3 baby daddies and not one of them takes care of their kid[s]!!!

  • I see dumb people
    October 29, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    So… The kid was living with the father when this happened and even though this beating was so severe dcf isnt removing the child from the father and placing him with hus mother? Why was he living with his father in the first place.. You know how much of a scumslut you have to be for dcf to take a child from its mother and give custody to the father? Even if the father wants the kid, dcf will still push for a child to stay with its mother unless there is severe neglect/drug or alcohol abuse/ child abuse.. Like you seriously have to be a complete failure as a human to get your kids taken from you as a mother. Fuck this cunt there is way more to this situation than what she is saying .. My guess she low on her dope and needs to make sure she has the funds to get high… Just wait until christmas eve she will be begging for free toys for the kids she doesnt have custody of because she missed all the deadlines for free toys.

  • Every white guy
    October 29, 2020 at 11:46 am

    Now that you went black, we won’t take you back.
    Good luck. Hope diversity was worth it.

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 29, 2020 at 9:48 am

    By Wareham standards she’s a solid 8.9…

  • Discussed in mankind
    October 29, 2020 at 8:54 am

    Yall are fucking disgusting excuses for human beings. She’s looking for help with her clearly severely abused son by a father who never does anything but hurt his son. She receives no help from nobody even her own family.

    • Lost Cause
      October 29, 2020 at 9:24 am

      You obviously don’t know her you fukn dummy. Go on her mother’s Facebook and look at the holiday pictures for these kids. Her mother offered to give her a fukn car if she got her life together. Her and her fat nasty sister Brittany waterman ( Brittany love on Facebook) don’t want for nothing. Their mother does everything for their fukn kids. It’s sick and disgusting. And if this were a real thing the state would be representing her for no cost. I know how the courts work. Dcf alone will represent her. Wtf does she need a lawyer for of dcf clearly said don’t give the kid back to his dad? That means James would be in her custody and the father can not get him. She just wants to freeload off all these people who are struggling as it is with this virus shit going on. You idiots that fall for her shit need help to. This dumb bitch doesn’t need a damn thing. Her mother gives her everything.

      • Discussed in mankind
        October 29, 2020 at 10:15 am

        As her best friend for 18 years I’m pretty sure I know her more than anyone walking the earth. Lost cause obv u don’t know the real Donna do u wanna

        • Osiris
          October 29, 2020 at 10:40 am

          Did you every make out…maybe engage in some heavy petting???
          Pics????

          • Discussed in mankind
            October 29, 2020 at 10:43 am

            Sorry pig no

        • Lost Cause
          October 29, 2020 at 12:14 pm

          I know Donna very well!!! Being a part of this dumb bitches family. I know them all very well!!! LMAO. I know this dumb bitch doesn’t want for a damn thing. Her and Brittany get EVERYTHING handed to them. Donna supports all these kids. They are very well fed, clothed, and taken care of no thanks to Crystal or Brittany. She just wants money to go get high or get her nails done or some other stupid fukn reason. She wants to mooch and ask strangers for help but has money for none priority things in HER life? Makes no sense. Tell her to go post her ass on the internet like she was doing before and work for the money she needs instead of asking people she doesn’t know. There’s a world wide pandemic and people are losing there jobs and are barely making it and these scummy bitch wants to free load and make people feel bad so she can’t get free money. The state will represent her for free and that’s a FACT. Stop asking people for help for your dumb fukn issues in life. And that is not severe child abuse. I’ve seen kids get literally BEAT with a fukn belt and was way worse then this. And knowing this cunt she probably but the marks on her son James and now wants to cry wolf. Gtfoh. She hasn’t had custody of James in fukn years just like she doesn’t have Colby. I wonder fukn why!!!! You being her “best friend of the week!!” Should help her pay for her so badly needed lawyer… Crystal is a fukn mess and always has been. She will never change. I’ve known her since she was born. So please do ask me more!!!! This bitch is handed everything. And like I said before go on Donna’s Facebook and look at one Christmas picture for these kids. And Donna is far from cheap they get hundred dollar gifts. Everything is brand name and bought and paid for. So who really knows who???

          • Osiris
            October 29, 2020 at 1:04 pm

            Ya damn skippy, Disussed…apparently there’s somebody walking the earth that know Crystal better than you do.
            STUPID ASS BEEEEEEEEY-OTCH!!!!!!

          • Discussed in mankind
            October 29, 2020 at 3:11 pm

            Apparently u don’t know shit u don’t even know the child ur talking about is Jordan there is no James. And I’m married to Crystal step brother so fuck off u dumb bitch ass. Donna doesn’t support the kids Crystal has and she don’t even support Brittany’s cuz Brittany’s lived with her kids father’s mother til literally 1 month ago and she supported them. So what Donna buys her grand kids Xmas gifts good the bitch should she’s their grandmother. But when it comes to supporting thats all done by Crystal and me when needed. Clothes bought shoes, school all Crystal dinners roof over head all Crystal so come to me with some real facts asslicker of Donna do u wanna

          • Discussed in mankind
            October 29, 2020 at 3:14 pm

            FYI lost cause there is no Colby he’s my godson and his name is Kobe like Kobe Bryant shows how well u know anything. Stupid ass

          • Osiris
            October 30, 2020 at 8:30 am

            Discussed, you really have a mastery of the English language!!
            You obviously valued your education and it shows in your writing. I bet your spoken word is even better!!

          • Onlyfans Boston HR Dept.
            November 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm

            What an epic thread right here. I was all on lost cause’s team till discussed bitch slept that hoe back to 1992 at the end. Great battle, btw does crystal have an onlyfans page? Or does she have a pornhub page where she asks for donations? If not id suggest she should, both are hiring and a few customers may be reading this page right now wanting to make a (sperm) donation

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      October 29, 2020 at 12:38 pm

      Crystal, you fucking half witted single mother pig we know its you so stop pretending. Do you not think you have done that enough? I mean you have been criminally charged for pretending already did you not learn your lesson?

      O and its disgusted in mankind not discussed in mankind! Though mankind has discussed it, and you’re right, you’re disgusting just like the rest of the single mother of brigade! You see your spelling errors are not what I find funny. What i find funny is the fact you equate your self as part of mankind.. What’s funny about it is that mankind as a whole absolutely hates single mother pigs and the other dregs of society. You’re not part of mankind! what you are part of is a fringe society of single trash bag mother pigs that mankind hates as a whole. You’re nothing more than a peice of shit that even dung beetles would avoid!

      Why dont you stop looking for attention via social media and do something for your kids instead of searching out others to do it for you! They are your kids after all they are not mankind’s kids but yours. Take some fucking responsibility! I know you’re a wahhman and for wahhmen taking responsibility is hard because you cant justify your shitty actions but..YOU CANNN DOOO ITTT.

      And leave your kids father alone and let him be a dad because in the end. kids having fathers is what keeps them out of jail, off drugs and not dead on the sidewalk riddled with bullet holes. Also this will save people from seeing you on the news when your kids are 40 crying “day wuzz good boiz dey wuzz just abouts ta turn dey lyfe around and gets dey geds yo” Your kids are mixed so they have more advantages and opportunities in life than White and Spanish kids. Be a fucking parent and guide them down the right path so they can benefit from their privilege and become part of mankind. You know so they dont become peices of shit like you.

      If you didnt exchange your kids father for a welfare check you most definitely wouldn’t be in the situation you are or have the problems you have in your life, Cunt. If your kids father gave your bastard the belt it was because he deserved it. He deserved it because trash single mothers like you let their kids act like fucking animals.
      Stop being a peice of shit who raises animals. If I wanted to look at animals on a daily basis I would go to the zoo. Animals are for the zoo crystal the streets are for mankind!

      #Defundsinglemothers
      #Defundthewelfare/nannystate

      If we defunded the welfare state then these people would never be seen or heard from unless reporting to school or work. They would be busy with school or working so they could make it in life or they would be dying in a ditch as natural selection intended. We wouldn’t have so many illegitimate children running wild in the streets being brainwashed. They would also be so busy that mankind as a whole wouldn’t see them or hear from them.

      One more thing crystal. Go take a fucking shower you greasy pig.

      If your a woman who gets offended by MGTOW TURTLE than you’re part of the problem. You shouldn’t get offended at the truth. There are women and there are wahhhhmen. I know there are not very many women in society. that’s why as a woman you should educate your sisters and daughters on how to be a woman! If not then they are or will become pigs like this wahhhman here!
      No I dont hate women neither does the MGTOW community as a whole. We hate wahhhmen and there is a huge difference between women and wahhmen #Themoreyouknow

      • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
        October 29, 2020 at 1:16 pm

        Seek help. You’re one disturbed diatribe away from a school shooting.

        • MGTOW TURTLE
          October 29, 2020 at 1:49 pm

          Nahh bro I’m not into hurting random people nor or am I homicidal. I know the truth hurts because she tells you she lovesssss you but just remember shes said it to many other dudes. Shes not yours it’s just your turn. When you stop dick thinking and she eventually dumps you or ruins your life like many of them do. It’s ok bro I’ll still be here and I’ll still be here if you want to talk about it. We understand you’re still in the blue pill phase but you’re still a man and when youre ready to face reality I’ll still be here. I know you put pussy on a pedestal like the rest of the cucks and manginas do but eventually one day you will have to come to terms and admit I’m right! Do me a favor in the meantime. Tell your naggosaurus rex to give you your pants and balls back. We know they are deep buried in her purse under the fake up the vagisil your money her blackbook and headmeds but they are there. Take them back.

          • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
            October 29, 2020 at 2:05 pm

            Do you assume that everyone who disagrees with you is somehow involved with the person you’re shit talking? I think we would agree this woman is a waste, I’m just concerned about the amount of time and effort of these rants.

            Please, seek help.

      • Homo Identifier
        October 29, 2020 at 2:00 pm

        WARNING: APPROACHING NATHAN LANE LEVEL.

    • Lost Cause
      October 29, 2020 at 3:55 pm

      How ever the fuk you want to spell her little hood rats names. First your her”best friend for 18 years” now your her “step brothers wife”. I don’t think you know what you are hunnie. I know crystal is a fukn mess and DOES NOT TAKE CARE OF HER FUKN CHILDREN and WOW BRITTANY FINALLY GOT HER KIDS BACK!!!! it’s about fukn time. There both fukn sick. I know them all very well!! You’ve been part of the shitty family for 18 years I’ve been part of the family for over 50 hunnie. I know Gem and Mel lived with Greg’s mother all these years. But I also know that Donna buys EVERYTHING from food to school clothes to their whole Christmas to offering to give this stupid bitch a car is she would get her fukn life together. But if coarse that would NEVER HAPPEN. You can try to stick up for the slut all you want just make sure you know the truth to. I know Backpage got shut down but I’m sure there’s some other prostitute websites she can slang her ass on. Stop asking strangers for shit that you really don’t fukn need. DCF and the state would represent her at no cost. She doesn’t need a $1500 retainer fee for no fukn lawyer. Hopefully all 4 of these little assholes get taken from Crystal and put into state custody because they will get no where in life being around any part of either family’s. All their dads suck to just like their mom. They are the little assholes of Onset with the exception of JORDAN because she NEVER HAS HIM. Kobes a little disrespectful jackass same with Cameron telling grown adults to shut the fuk up at the park and Shilah (how ever the slut spelt the niglets names). Good luck Crystal with your crying wolf bullshit nobody wants to support you and your hood boogers… stop begging… This is why I don’t associate myself with this side of the family. Your all fukd up LOST CAUSES

      • Disgusted in mankind
        October 29, 2020 at 8:00 pm

        Lost cause I am and have been her best friend for 18 years and married my best friends step brother Brittany’s bio brother. So obviously you don’t know shit. And yes Cameron is Camrin. But at least this time u got the right name just wrong spelling as when u called Jordan and Kobe, James and Colby thats not spelt wrong those are just completely different names. Touche. BTW tell me ur real name because Crystal wants to know so she can tell her mother who u are.

        • Onlyfans Boston HR Dept
          November 2, 2020 at 7:14 pm

          Hey sweet tits, don’t change your name now “discussed”. Whats this shit disgusted? You’re discussed. Own up to it. And Lost causes is gaining speed here

  • Osiris
    October 29, 2020 at 7:06 am

    When I did stupid, cringeworthy shit as a child, I got the belt. And I deserved the belt.
    That same belt my father wore is around my waist to this very day, and the story of that belt is enough to keep my children in line.
    Discipline with children may not be 100% effective, but no discipline with children is 100% ineffective and produces useless beta-cuck-soy boys who grow up to be lesions on the ass of life. If you had to fight WWII with today’s youth, we’d be German’s by Christmas.
    Stop whining, mom and toughen up your kids.

    • no daddy nooooooo!
      October 29, 2020 at 8:41 am

      lol

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 29, 2020 at 11:10 am

      I feel like these are lyrics to a Korn song.

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      October 29, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      Bro they dont make leather belts like they used too. If the old I’m calling your father at work right now and watch what happens when he gets home didnt work. the crack of the leather belt was enough to make me and my siblings stop being shits. I also have my dads belt. I would ask if we could be brothers but my dad only had one leather belt out of many that he would use it’s a fine belt though. I’ll tell you the belt was nothing scary compared to our mother. Till this day she will stand on a chair and slap a ya face. Pops does not have his belt anymore but he still has those kodiak bear hands that he will grab the back of your neck with. The worst is when the rents would both gang up on us lmao ever been jumped by your rents? No fun. Dad with the belt and mom with her wooden spoon. Just seeing that spoon in the kitchen after all these years still is enough to keep us all in line. That spoon and belt were what nightmares are made of. I’ll tell you one thing not like you dont know. Those things are what kept me and the siblings from becoming huge peices of shit. We are all successful in our lives. Obviously as kids we hated it but now we appreciate them both for it.

      • Luke Fondleberg
        October 30, 2020 at 4:14 am

        Spare the wooden spoon…. Spoil with the soup ladle.

        On second thought, the ladle will leave to much if a mark. Stick with the spoon.

        Or a bag of sweet Valencia oranges.

      • Santino O'Callahan
        November 2, 2020 at 7:22 pm

        You got lucky, my mother would chase me around with a rolling pin. Wooden spoon is amateur hour! Part of the reason why this country is dealing with much chaos today from these anarchist groups such as antifa, blm, alphabet community, feminazis is none of them were ever told no as a kid or got disciplined verbally and physically.

  • THIS FUCKING CUNT IS A MOTHERFUCKING LYING BITCH! IF THIS WERE REALLY THE TRUTH, THE ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY WOULD REPRESENT HER & THE NIGLETS TOO!!! PHONY LYING CUNTING WHORE!!!
    October 29, 2020 at 1:40 am

    PLEASE PEOPLE, —— DO NOT —– ***** FALL FOR HER/IT’S LYING FAT ASS *****
    IT’S CUNTS LIKE THIS NIGRA LUVA FUCK SHIT UP FOR EVERYONE ELSE! WHAT A TRULY SLIMEY CUM-DUMPSTER OF A GUTTER PIG! FUCKING BITCH BAITING FLAPPER TRAPPER IN A ROXBURY PUBLIC TOILET!!!
    BOB G. PROUD, WHITE, ULTRANATIONALIST, MAINE MILITARY VETERAN

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 29, 2020 at 8:28 am

      I was totally with you until “niglets”, although it made me giggle a little bit. Still, you’re a terrible representation of a human.

      • Barry Sotero
        October 29, 2020 at 8:45 am

        suck cock niglet lover

        • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
          October 29, 2020 at 10:32 am

          I rest my case, ya cunt.

      • You're a huge flaming homo and everyone hates you
        October 29, 2020 at 1:10 pm

        Says the dude who uses carmex and hangs out at a ranch full of gay male strippers. Shut up no one here likes you. You bitch made lover of soy.

        • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
          October 29, 2020 at 2:00 pm

          “bitch made lover of soy” I bet you got that in your “I hate lefties thesaurus”. Unfortunately for you it doesn’t hold up as I am a gun totin’, no fucks given, think for myselfer. When you’re done sucking whatever cock your boyfriend passed over you can take these nuts, queer.

        • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
          October 29, 2020 at 2:02 pm

          “everyone hates you” “nobody here likes you” I hope you didn’t pay the 10 year old bully you got your trash talk from, pussy.

    • And its people like you
      October 29, 2020 at 8:43 am

      that make white people look like shit

  • Lost Cause
    October 28, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    I personally know this girl and I know for a damn fact if this happened her mother Donna Bertozzi would pay for a fukn lawyer if this happened. And it’s sick that she begs on Facebook for gifts and shit for her kids because her mother buys her fukn kids everything. She didn’t have custody of her kids for a long time because she was shooting dope. This bitch is a complete fuk show. (Shaking my head crystal) your fukd up in the head babygirl. Your kids don’t belong with you either. When she moved out of Algonquin Heights in Plymouth her apartment was so fukn disgusting they had to call a clean company to clean the apartment. It was so disgusting. Don’t be stupid people this girl gets everything her and her kids ask for. This shit show is a joke.

    • Do The Reich Thing
      October 28, 2020 at 10:53 pm

      Algonquin Heights? oh..good lord, you talk about if someone dropped Dorchester into the middle of a small town what it would look like. If you’re such a fuck up that that place has to clean up after you that say something.

      • Chris Tranos
        October 29, 2020 at 8:51 am

        We have a few places like that on the north shore. they’re all filled with fat white humping wenches who serve as cum dumpsters for the brothers. yo
        Rand circle in Danvers
        Nike village for topsfield
        Is “all y’all” the plural of “y’all?”

        we don’t allow this scum in Rockport

  • Jane Goodall
    October 28, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    Lots of rustling and hooting coming from the canopy tonight.

    Beware!

  • Cum allah harris
    October 28, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    Yo think monkies chimpin out in Philly is bad now. Wait til next week. It will be nation wide

  • No Malarkey 30330
    October 28, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    “We have put together, I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics”

    Join us

  • Say No to Nogs
    October 28, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    How’d that biracial propagation diversity work out for you sweetie?

    Where’s ‘daddy’? Probably where 85% of black male paternity cases are, gone.

    This is what happens when you listen to the BLM liberal bullshit about how secretly wonderful black males are as dads.

    Enjoy your diversity (poverty) sweets. You fell for it.

    • No Great Black Country EVER!
      October 28, 2020 at 8:41 pm

      Daddy be down in Philly stealing televidions from Walmart.
      Then looters stole the televisions that he looted and he called the police. I thought blacks were afraid to call police.

  • Walter Cronkite
    October 28, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    First post from the defendant: the word “abailable”. Nuff said!

  • Judge dread
    October 28, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Crystal looks creepy as shit in that cover photo. What a nutjob. A friend of mine is from Wareham; I visited him back in like 2001/2002 and all I have to say is the hood he lived in was like a white trash version of Mogadishu.

    If you haven’t listen to the most viral video on youtube since yesterday, do yourself a favor and listen to AJ on Joe Rogan… 4.5m views in like 30 hours.

    Search for this: Joe Rogan Experience #1555 – Alex Jones & Tim Dillon

    • Big Bags
      October 28, 2020 at 6:25 pm

      Crystal “meth” Bertozzi, the glassed over eyes tell the whole sad story.

    • I Weep for the Future
      October 28, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      Joe Rogan is a tool of the highest order, and Alex Jones is the same. Two pandering dolts making bank from low IQ morons that peaked in Jr High. What’s next – a plug for Bar Stool? R u related to former trolls Finn and Dick Grabber? Mike Gaffney?

      • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
        October 29, 2020 at 8:31 am

        OH! A wild half-wit! Wish I had my pokeball

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    October 28, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    A fallopian tubeless cunt!! A nobody!! A fucking Beef Stew!
    She looks like the last shit I took!!!

    • JBJ
      October 29, 2020 at 12:44 am

      Shot through the heart,
      And you’re to blame!
      Darlin’, you give beef stew a bad name!

  • Westerly
    October 28, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    Jerry, just remember: it’s not a lie if you believe it’s true..
    -G.C

  • Mudshark Misfortunes and Misadventures
    October 28, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    If you want to guarantee yourself a life of financial misery, never ending drama and hilariously pathetic and chaotic holiday celebrations, become a single, mudshark mom !! You’ll enjoy doing your Xmas shopping at CVS, scrabbling for thanksgiving foodstuffs at food pantries and begging for birthday presents for your lil chimp the night before it’s birthday !! This is the action packed, noisy, nickel and dime future for “all Y’all’s “ losers who end up getting knocked up by homeboi and descending into a life of failure, hustling and misery . Enjoy !!

    • Amex Black Card
      October 28, 2020 at 8:48 pm

      Black priviledge has its advantages.

      • Luke Fondleberg
        October 30, 2020 at 4:19 am

        I believe this post illustrates the difference between the AmEx Black and Black AmEx.

        The order matters.

  • nan
    October 28, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    I was hit with a belt when I was little and it was awful. spanking a kid is fine but it you don’t belt a kid all over their body. if it happend the way she says then that dad needs to get whipped.
    also don’t courts have attorneys for free for poor people?

    • Adrian Peterson
      October 28, 2020 at 5:18 pm

      You whacked, girl!
      I beat a child with a switch and he gonna have scars all over, including the nut sack.
      He was bad, I work playing football, and going to the NFL Hall of Fame

  • Amy Coney Barrett
    October 28, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Ridiculous! Should’ve just adopted some tar monkeys like me… much better way to virtue signal like a true liberal extremist.

  • No choice
    October 28, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Slut

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