In today’s episode of “I’ll take things that never happened because I’m desperate for a pat on the back for $500 Alex,” we bring you Crystal Bertozzi of Wareham.
And now that we’ve seen the duckface dog filter I think we all know where this episode is going.
It wasn’t enough to just make up a story about her 7 and 10 year old kids shoveling 14 inches of snow for random people out of the goodness of their hearts. She would’ve gotten SOME positive feedback for that, but ultimately the only thing worth more than positive feedback is victimhood status. And luckily crackzilla has not one, not two, not three, but FOUR biracial crotch fruits who she can use to make herself the sympathetic charity case for woke folk everywhere.
Just to review, she initially posted that she wanted to have her kids shovel for random people. Five people took her up on this. But one of those five people decided to turn away this free child labor because she didn’t realize she was going to be shoveled out by black kids. Even though if she was really a racist this would be as close to modern day slavery as you could legally get, which would seem to be squad goals for your run of the mill racist.
Luckily her 7 and 10 year old children who randomly shovel 14 inches of snow for strangers had the Solomon-esque wisdom to forgive this man, because he knows not what he does.
Of course people lie like this because dumb people on Facebook believe them.
But not everyone is as hopeless, and Crystal didn’t like their skepticism much at all.
How does one waste their breath typing? What are you ripping Newports with the left hand while spreading wokeness with the right?
Someone asked the obvious question that Crystal could use to prove this happened.
But instead of answering she did the delete and retreat.
But she’s been all over the Quincy, Ma Happenings and Events page in the past. And from the looks of it she was pretending to give back to the community because she’s usually begging strangers for free shit and using her poon polyps as bait.
She would pay for these things herself, but sadly the back alley tittoo artist doesn’t accept food stamps.
Looks like lying is right up her alley based on the Brockton Police blotter….
But it’s cool now because she uses her kids as slave labor to virtue signal on a community Facebook page so she doesn’t feel as guilty when she asks for free stuff. And and she found Jesus and shit.
Girl, stop trippin. You ain’t been to church since you robbed the gift basket and asked for refills on the blood of Christ. Probably.
Clearly the Jussie Smollett fake hate crime hasn’t deterred anyone who was already determined to make up a hate crime for pity and sympathy. Glad to see that we all learned nothing from that whole debacle.
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