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Tank Top Tommy And Lucky Strike Linda Are 2 Well Known Weymouth And Quincy Junkies Who Like To Threaten Other People’s Lids On Rhode Island Playgrounds During Visitation Days


Last night we published a blog about Lucky Strike Linda and Tank Top Tommy, who threatened, swore at, and tried to fight a couple 10 year olds on a Cumberland playground because they were so offended by the children’s use of foul language.

Well, we now know their names. Meet Courtney Duke from Quincy and the current guy who’s sticking it to her, Danny Cullivan from Weymouth.





As you can see, she’s got more miles on her than Al Bundy’s Dodge.

They’re infamous south shore junkies with an overflowing case of Google trophies. Courtney’s been arrested a plethora of times for drugs and shoplifting (the official crime of junkies everywhere), but she also diversifies her ratchetry with the occasional armed robbery burglary.

Not to be outdone Danny also has many run-ins with the law. In 2015 he wisely chose to break into a woman’s home in Weymouth in broad daylight, using a ladder to try to pry open her window. He took so long to do it that a neighbor in the crowded residential neighborhood had time to see him, knock on the door, and alert the old lady who lived there before she yelled at him and he ran away.

Of course he had an outstanding warrant for OUI drugs at the time, and he got arrested on warrants again in 2016 because people with neckbeards always have some sort of warrant out for their arrest. That’s just science.


Then in 2020 he was arrested again in Weymouth for possessing Fentanyl, possessing Adderall, conspiracy to violate the Controlled Substance Act, and motor vehicle violations. Except this time he was not the primary target, he was just a junkie who happened to be around one of the most infamous fentanyl dealers from a town most famous for the move Blow – Melissa Edwards. If that name sounds familiar it might be because she was featured on Turtleboy in 2019 after being arrested twice in 2 months for selling fentanyl.

You’d think that she would find a new career since a big part of selling fentanyl is not getting caught selling fentanyl, and she seems to get caught all the time. Same time next year.

You might be asking yourself, what were these two guttermuppets doing in Cumberland, Rhode Island? Well, they were there visiting her two crotch fruits, who of course she does not have custody of and live with their grandparents down there. Yes, that’s right – she spent her rare visitation time with her daughter traumatizing the poor girl she abandoned for drugs by trying to fight some kids from her school bus.

These two are really living the high life though. They occasionally rent hotel rooms.

They celebrate renting apartments, because it’s a big upgrade from living underneath a highway overpass.

Sometimes he goes all out and even rents a whole car!

She’s not like the other junkies though, she’s a church going junkie.


And on Sunday Ratchet Jesus instructed her to spend some quality time with her daughter by calling some 10 year olds “fucking pigs” and threatening to kick the dog shit out of them.

In all seriousness, these two shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near their own children, never mind other people’s kids. Just sayin.


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66 Comment(s)
  • Wet Gunt
    May 26, 2021 at 6:30 am

    I bet her snatch smells like foul milk in soggy rice krispies

  • Kenneth Foley
    May 25, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    Hey Unk
    Leave Al Bundys Dodge out of this

  • Yooo
    May 25, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    She’s OD’d and died supposedly. Melissa Edwards while she was put on bail. But there was no service, obituary , or death certificate known of. Seems like witness protection or a fake death to escape jail.

    Look it up TB

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    May 25, 2021 at 7:29 am

    This dick and his mom need to be stopped

  • jobrienxxx176
    Bally’s Sports Odds
    May 25, 2021 at 12:38 am

    Odds are 2-9 that one or both is going on something social sire to threaten TB with a visit, smack down, or the good ol’ deformation lawsuit

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    May 24, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    Dear First rResponders and Medical Personnel,
    Please throw out all the narcan you can get your hands on.

    Sincerely yours,
    Civilized Society

    • Billbo
      May 25, 2021 at 8:49 am

      Narcan is free for people that don’t care about living,but insulin is crazy expensive ,who the fuck makes up these rules

      • Billbo, That’s Some Heavy Shit Right There…
        May 26, 2021 at 6:43 pm

        …I’m serious. That’s all KINDS of fucked up.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 24, 2021 at 9:35 pm

    You guys I got covid and it sucks.

  • Daniel Cullivan
    May 24, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    I went to 120 Gaslight Drive and got my ass kicked. My girlfriend will drain your ball sack for $10.
    I.m a cuck who will suck

  • MC Spammer
    May 24, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    Look at the flaming gay homo sneakers Danny Cullivan from Weymouth is wearing. And a matching hat too. What a fag! I bet he spends more time in front of the mirror than she does. How does she not know that he’s a poo pusher? I mean look at the beard, that’s candy coated rainbow Skittles gay!

  • Bobo Olsen
    May 24, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    This ugly douchebag Linda has occasionally paid negroes to take a shit between her nasty little tits

  • whatevuh
    May 24, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    white fucking trailer trash . . .

    • Dr. David Duke
      May 24, 2021 at 10:03 pm

      …. is still better than ejumakaydid negroes.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 24, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    The kids probably interrupted their dose session.


  • If shit could talk.....it would tell these two to stop acting like diarreah
    May 24, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    Family vacation from Weymouth and Quincy mass to Cumberland RI for the playground

  • JohnWayne
    May 24, 2021 at 5:55 pm

    Hopefully this traveling band of folks will roll into Hingham or Duxbury or those other woke towns for the holiday weekend…… remember how offended they are with the thin blue line flags in said towns… I’m sure they will welcome them with open arms!!!!

  • WTF
    May 24, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    Again with all the narcissistic selfies. Never a good sign.

  • D.B. Cooper
    May 24, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    Ya just can’t get any more Quincy than that. You can almost smell that skank through the screen… Triple decker white trash.

    Losers. Glad they got exposed. I’m not even a little bit shocked they are junkies.

    • @D(ouche) B(ag) Cooper
      May 24, 2021 at 4:26 pm

      You got a problem with people who live in triple-deckers?

      Get the fuck over yourself, “Todd”.

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        May 24, 2021 at 6:38 pm

        I have a PROBLEM with triple deckahs and I grew up in one T(OUCH) O(F) D(OWNS) D(ICKHEAD)

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    May 24, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    I don’t get Facebook anyway, I’m not on it, never have been, never will be, but what the fuck are these clowns posting shit for? Because it appears the only reason is to remove all doubt that they are junkie losers. I mean did you see those photos, talk about pin point pupils, as well as the stupid shit already mentioned such as, a framed selfies, renting a car for 24 hrs is the big accomplishment that makes your bitch think you’re a “keepa”!!! God help us, maybe we should go back to pre-narcan days when these fools would just OD, it’s like hunting, it thinned the herd!

    May 24, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    They both need to be severely beaten on their forced 3rd day of withdrawals then shot up with hot shots in their necks a few days after
    Typical degenerate white trash liberals

    • @MGTITS^^^
      May 24, 2021 at 4:34 pm

      Why are they “liberals”?
      Please explain how two shit-bags who go to playgrounds and threaten to beat the dog shit out of children can be described in any way, shape or form as fucking @liberal”.
      Do you just hit “send” every fucking time a new story breaks? What the FUCK is your issue (well, besides being a virgin/incel)?

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        May 24, 2021 at 6:41 pm

        gotta ask….. how are they not?

      • WeRFucked
        May 24, 2021 at 6:52 pm

        Yup. Gotta say… fucking liberals. I’d bet their welfare on it.

        May 24, 2021 at 7:17 pm

        HAHAHAHAHA triggered much
        Bitch you really need to learn how to cope better
        You need some serious help because your obsession with me is quite unhealthy
        You follow me around every blog like a lost puppy showing that I own you and the space in your head how utterly pathetic you are
        Why are you so angry and pathetic

  • Big Tip
    May 24, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    I need help. Have this weird broad who doesn’t really like going out and doing things. Where should I take this slut? Just to a beach at night or ? Someone suggested a place I should drive to with this worthless bitch and I will today. Thanks.

    • Bon Ape'tit from Guvnah Bake-ah
      May 24, 2021 at 3:59 pm

      The city dump landfill is beautiful on a Spring day. If the dump is closed downtown Woostah, Springfield, Brockton, Fall River New Bedford, Lowell, Lawrence, Haverhill, Methuen, Lynn, revere, Everett, East Boston, Roxbury, Mattapan, JP, Webster, SouthBridge, Framingham, Marlboro, Fitchberg, Leominster, Pittsfield, Holyoke, chicopee or the Franklin Park Zoo are just like trash dumps.

      • @Guv^^^
        May 24, 2021 at 4:40 pm

        Wellll, I meeean…when you put it like THAT….,(yeesh….no shit huh? Wtfffff….)…

        We are FUCKED.

        • WeRFucked
          May 24, 2021 at 6:54 pm

          Told Ya.

  • Clive McFarlane
    May 24, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    Ever since I was shitcanned from the T&G I’ve given blow jobs in many playgrounds and parking lots for money.

  • Hugh Jarse, esq
    May 24, 2021 at 3:21 pm

    If Danielle spent as much time and effort getting sober as he does on his eyebrows, beard-sculpting and makeup, he might……aw prairie shit, that ain’t happening either…

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 24, 2021 at 3:13 pm

    Framing a snapchat picture is the new measuring stick for white trash junkie whores everywhere.

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    May 24, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    That playground is a GREAT place for meeting girls.

  • Tito "I am not MCG's baby daddy" Jackson
    May 24, 2021 at 3:01 pm

    I’ve bounced my hairy twins on her chin a few times more than I care to remember. The scabs in her throat scratch my purple helmeted warrior’ so I’m back to sticking it in her azz.

    She’s a champ.

    • Y’all Got The Wrong “Tito”, Yo…
      May 24, 2021 at 3:28 pm

      ….”Tickle-Me-Tito” don’t roll like dat, G.

      Remember all those parking tickets “he” racked up when “he” was a city councilor? Where do you think “he” was “hanging out” ..and with whom?

      Weren’t no MCG the P-I-G, I’ll tell you that much…

  • Tim Maynard North Weymouth Ma
    May 24, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    Never thought I’d be gonn against anyone from Weymouth but who rents a sports car for Thanksgiving. That extra momney should have been on cranberry sauce turkeys and prsents for the kids. Maybe he didn’t have wheels to visit the fam I’m not in his shoes so don’t gibe me a bunch of shit bout is paticular situation I’m not god I casn’t know everything!

    They was wrong to attack kids then again some punks have it coming Ilike I said ‘m not in theyr shoes and neither are any off you so think on that.

    Turtle Bitch they got issues but you do to! bro I got mine n struggle with my deamons every day the bottle dont disctiminate. Look in your own dirt laundry bro just saying it is what it is.

    Forgive and forget bc the man in the pearly gate knows all

  • randiguy2006
    May 24, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    He’s the typical Trump voter who say we gotta keep them dirty Mexicans out.

    • WTF
      May 24, 2021 at 5:00 pm

      The typical Trump voter is happy to welcome those Mexicans who enter legally.
      It’s really pretty basic shit.

  • randiguy2006
    May 24, 2021 at 2:49 pm


    oh wait…

  • Chip Striker
    May 24, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    I can hear the Newports in her voice and see the drug use in her face.


  • Felix the fag
    May 24, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    Hello Fella’s. Does anybody know where Danny gets his eyebrows done? The are fab! xoxoxo

  • george costanza
    the angry taint
    May 24, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    Ok , I can usually stay calm in most situations however if you fuck with MY LIDS I’m gonna fold everyone on the playground(including nanas, toddlers infants whatever) . Fyi total satire I can’t believe he doesn’t fucking prrofread his shit before he sends it out. fucking do better.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 24, 2021 at 2:41 pm

      says the guy who misspelled proofread! I SUCK. jesus suspend my internet…lol

  • hartf811
    May 24, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    I can smell her stank through my computer screen.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 24, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    These 2 are in Quincy court weekly.
    DCF involved too. Fucking disgrace

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Pebbles Wadsworth
    May 24, 2021 at 2:29 pm

    Of course, Courtney Duke of the Philadelphia Dukes. She has 2 very well heeled uncles, Randolph and Mortimer Duke. They own a very successful commodities brokerage.

    • Observer X
      I bet you we could make her a respectable Woman of society
      May 24, 2021 at 3:06 pm

      Well that’s a “$1” bet you would lose.

  • Ron Jeremy
    May 24, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    Courtney Duke DEFINITELY is a SLAMPIG!! Definitely 100+ dudes minimum have pumped that STD ridden snatch there!!

  • Ron Jeremy
    May 24, 2021 at 2:25 pm

    She has heroin junkie, prostitute hooker and future lung cancer recipient written all over her. Courtney, YOURE A LOSER RATCHET LOW LIFE GREEN FLY!!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 24, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    I gotta give her props, not everyone can look Gangsta sitting on a fucking scooter…

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips13
    May 24, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    Here is my comment from the first post about these 2 losahs.

    Spider Lips13 May 24, 2021 at 10:56 am REPLY
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    Agitation and anger…first signs of withdrawals.

    No DOUBT about it… Junkies . She’s built like the fucking Tasmanian devil.

    • @spider^^^
      May 24, 2021 at 4:47 pm

      Copying and text-posting your comments from an earlier story as an “I told you so” is no way to go through life, son.

      Cut the shit and take a sip of something. You thirsty.

      • Spider Lips13
        May 24, 2021 at 6:20 pm

        You mad bro… you must be one of these two junkie fucking losers. Fuck off and go catch the HIV.

    • @spider^^^
      May 24, 2021 at 4:52 pm

      Copying and text-posting your comments from an earlier story as an “I told you so” (and then up-voting yourself) is no way to go through life, son.

      Cut the shit and take a sip of something. You thirsty.

  • Osiris
    May 24, 2021 at 2:15 pm

    Dude looks like a washed-up, smack-addicted member of NSYNC.

  • Orion
    May 24, 2021 at 2:15 pm

    Haha, they FRAMED a filtered selfie of themselves? That tells me all I need to know.

  • Just Another Bill
    May 24, 2021 at 2:12 pm

    This happened again?

    The Patriot Ledger, Quincy, MA
    Weymouth woman facing additional drug charges
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    By Jessica Trufant
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    Posted Jan 29, 2020 at 12:57 PM Updated Jan 29, 2020 at 5:16 PM

    WEYMOUTH — A Weymouth woman with two pending drug-distribution cases is facing additional charges for allegedly dealing fentanyl and prescription drugs.

    Melissa A. Edwards, 29, of 26 Lakehurst Ave., is charged with two counts of distribution of fentanyl, distribution of Adderall, possession of fentanyl and conspiracy to violate drug laws.

    Police say members of the Weymouth Police narcotics unit were conducting a week-long investigation into drug deals taking place in the area of Lakehurst Avenue when they saw a woman, later identified as Edwards, get into the passenger’s seat of a Ford Edge in front of 26 Lakehurst Ave. at about 2:30 p.m. Tuesday. Police said the car slowly drove about 100 feet before it stopped and Edwards got out.

    Police said the driver, Daniel Cullivan, of Weymouth, had a suspended license and was stopped in the parking lot at 610 Middle St.

    Detectives recovered a paper fold of fentanyl and two Adderall pills, police said. The Ford was towed and Cullivan was issued a summons to court.

    About 20 minutes later, police said they saw Cullivan back on Lakehurst Avenue on foot. Detectives saw Edwards and a man walking down the street towards Cullivan. Police said she was talking on the phone and appeared to be looking around for someone.

    Cullivan was approached by Edwards and police said they made a quick “hand to hand transaction.” Detectives approached them and found Edwards with $60 cash and a paper fold of fentanyl.

    During a search of Edwards’s home, detectives recovered packaging materials, a digital scale and additional Adderall pills.

    Both Edwards and Cullivan were arrested and taken to the police station. During booking, a police dog searched Edwards. Police said she handed over an additional paper fold of fentanyl that she had been hiding.

    The Weymouth Police narcotics unit arrested Edwards on Jan. 3, 2019 for trafficking fentanyl of more than 10 grams, and again on March 6, 2019 for trafficking fentayl of more than 10 grams. She was indicted on charges of distribution of fentanyl, conspiracy to violate drug laws and possession of class C and E drugs. Those cases are currently pending in Norfolk Superior Court.

    Cullivan, 30, of Grove Street, was charged with two counts of possession of fentanyl, possession of Adderall, conspiracy to violate drug laws and motor vehicle violations.

  • Whites Can’t Fight
    May 24, 2021 at 2:09 pm

    The MASTER RACE, LOLOL! Bunch of child molesters who ain’t shit without a goddamn gun to shoot up some public spot.

    • Spider Lips13
      Spider Lips13
      May 24, 2021 at 2:24 pm

      I’m white and I sure as fuck know how to fight. Thing is I don’t play the race game, grew up with friends of every race and religion. Skin color doesn’t make the person…character does.

    • Leflop James
      May 24, 2021 at 2:39 pm

      Juneteenth is scheduled the day after fathers day cuz Y’all be so tired from ditchin Yo baby mamas and chillins ya never pay for . I needs an extra day of rest

    • Troof
      May 24, 2021 at 2:55 pm

      And yet somehow, those smelly pale white retarded cave apes managed to enslave and mentally own your entire race since the dawn of time lol.

  • Said Nobody
    May 24, 2021 at 2:07 pm

    Classy couple

    • FogHorn
      May 24, 2021 at 2:28 pm

      Those two….I say those two are are making more noise than a couple skeletons throwing a fit on a tin rooof

  • Pizza T. Hut
    May 24, 2021 at 2:05 pm

    What’s with all these arrest records from white people? The media keeps telling us that only blacks are lugged by the cops.

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