Yesterday we published a blog about the Quincy Taco Tickler (Alyssa Dellamano) and her ratchet family after she was arrested days after stabbing a man to death for no apparent reason. The details came out in court yesterday and she apparently evaded the police by going to such distant lands as Weymouth and Rockland. Like they ain’t gonna find your butch ass in Weymouth.
Well, just when you thought she couldn’t get more ratchet we found a video she posted on Facebook Live with her friend Colleen Callahan, AKA “Coco the Blood” (I shit you not, she chose that nickname), in which the Taco Tickler says the n word 5 million times, says she smokes “n word-ports,” starts kicking the shit out of Coco the Blood, and then her Mom calls her up to remind her that she’s doing this on Facebook Live. It’s actually hilarious because the two of them were calling out some other ratchet and then out of nowhere at the 1:50 mark Coco the Blood spits in order to prove a point, but it lands in the Taco Tickler’s niece’s crib, prompting the beat down. Mom calls at the 3:05 mark.
The moment shit went south.
Oh and I’m told that Mom lives in a tent. Because….of course she does.
Mom also promised that the truth would come out – FAX!!!
And those FAX reveal that the victim didn’t know it his killer, the incident was random, and the fact that his GoFundMe has raised over $40K indicates that he was a well liked and respected guy.
Nevertheless the hoodrat patrol has been out in full force defending her honor on the Taco Tickler’s Facebook page where she was posting Sponge Bob memes the day after stabbing Cameron Nohmy for no reason.
Yea, they have her on film doing it and she got ratted on by a bunch of people. I expected nothing less from a south shore gutter queen who takes selfies while getting plowed by strange men mid thrust.
Her friend Laurie Alice suggested that she was only running from the cops because she was having a panic attack.
Yea, the thing about facing life in prison is that you might panic after realizing that your life is over.
Finally there was Stacie Molvar, a former beauty queen whose teeth are so far apart that Steven Gostkowski could kick a ball through them.
If an ashtray had a face.
Stacie had a lot to say.
No, I was not there. Luckily her own friends snitched on her, probably because she kicks the shit out of her friends on Facebook Live streams when they piss her off.
She also wasn’t hiding, she was just “being her.”
And by “being her” she means going from crackhouse to crackhouse updating her Facebook page and looking for some last minute scissoring before spending the rest of her life in jail.
So what was Stacie in for?
Oh good, she knows a thing or two about stabbing. And just like the Taco Tickler, she dindu nuffin either.
Unfortunately for her jail won’t be nearly as fun as it will be for the Taco Tickler, since she’s “strictly dickly.”
Alyssa also had warrants out and had been arrested several times before. But instead of giving the police more power to hunt down these criminals or increase punishments, we spent the last three months giving criminals more rights while punishing cops everywhere for George Floyd. At least this time her free attorney didn’t even bother attempting to get bail for her.
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51 Comment(s)
Joellen “Jordan” Dellamano is a disease addled CUM DUMPSTER
This fine upstanding young man Cameron is a drug dealer & this was a drug deal gone bad. He tried to rob them also used hateful speech calling her a dyke. If he was from Gtown this would be a whole nother story. Shame on you Turtleboy as always. One day (if not already) this blog will cause a suicide. Choke on a chode you pretentious douche flute.
Fuck you JOELLEN AND JULIE JORDAN! YOUR BOTH UGLY, JUNKY SKANKS!
Spock, I’m going to need an opinion. What is a Stacie Molvar? It looks like that thing in the mines. The one that was killing off the miners. Bones? Gentlemen, I need answers. Megan, to my quarters.
How would I know Jim. I’m a man of medicine not a medicine man !
HA HA HA!!! The best insults in this minnie ratchet fest is when she calls her a gargoyle!!! When I get back to bartending….someday….. I’m using that one! We defintley have some of them over in the greater Springfield area!
That video is exactly what Joellen Dellamano is all about. Absolutely priceless thanks for posting that. Someone please identify the guy puking his dentures out.
Joe werra
Joellen keepin’ it classy as always. Some tatbro douche yurks up food she made, his dentures fly out onto the ground into the middle of the barf pool he just made, he picks them up off the ground and sticks them back in his mouth, then bitches Joellen out about the shitty eggs she cooked. Meanwhile, she laughs with that raspy meth voice like a demon possessed. Priceless entertainment.
Stacy is me. I am Stacy. You know reincarnation…
The skank mom is too stupid to ever shut up. 2017 dairy truck crash on expressway at Milton off ramp that screwed up traffic for days and cost shitloads of $, driver arrested for dui. The day he was arraigned this skank was outside courthouse talking to reporters. She was a friend there to support him. Unfortunately can’t find clip anymore, but priceless. The female reporter who was talking to her looked scared as the skank said live “he was at a birthday party he just had a few beers, he wasn’t drunk drunk you know “. With crazy eyes. I believe the real housewives of south Boston parody is based on her. I’m sure she banged Mahky Mark’s cousin.
Does anyone have toilet paper ? I need to wipe my DELLAMANO. Joellen is such a Douche Bag, take a shower you smelly homeless rancid waste of space
Unfortunately ‘it’s’ going to like prison. She’ll be amongst her fellow labia licking dykes.
I’m available for hire.
They all seem nice.
Couldn’t finish the video. Both of them have the devil inside, but mostly Dellamano… I’ve seen a lot of trash on this blog but she just truly looks evil. Not to sound holier than thou, but I’m going to pray for them. Wow do they need it.
Stacie Molvar eats urinal cakes like they are Certs.
This murder and facebook war appears to be an all women show, the only male is the victim.
What happened to “I believe her”. “the future is female”. Corona and BLM have exposed women’s insanity and violence across socioeconomic and race lines rioters, nurses, teachers, wealthy suburban psychos, urban psychos all of them. Go paint BLM on your house.
ps Alyssa Dellamano is now qualified to work for Monica Grant at her unregistered non profit Violence in Boston.
Only problem is that she is a cracker. And we all know MCG dont like no cracker’s
Its not pretty when mom starts sneezing mayo.
Good timing for mom.A room just opened up.No more tent life.Cold weather will be here soon.Can move the dog milking station back inside.
You dont know the half of it.
Sounds like my situation too! So dirt poor right now we have to jerk off the dog to feed the !!
Cat!!
Comes back to parenting. Are any of us perfect parents ? Of course not. But I don’t care if you black, white, straight, gay, rich, poor. “Gimme” is not “please”. “Yup” is not “your welcome” . Respect your elders. Do an honest days work, no matter what the job is. A janitor is as respectable a job as a CEO. Never intentionally hurt another person. Be honest and don’t lie or steal. And speak well. You don’t have to have a PhD, but you will be judged on how you conduct yourself and how you speak to other people. These are basics. You teach these things and 99% of the time you’ll do ok. You want to blame someone for what happened to your daughter? Take a long look in the mirror honey.
” Alyssa also had warrants out and had been arrested several times before. But instead of giving the police more power to hunt down these criminals or increase punishments, we spent the last three months giving criminals more rights while punishing cops everywhere for George Floyd. At least this time her free attorney didn’t even bother attempting to get bail for her. ”
the last sentence is what got me. No one cares if there is a potential murderer running around? Why should I give up the Second Amendment? Can the Commonwealth of Massachusetts protect me from crap like this?
What trash bags
That one in the Pats hat looks like Dr. Zaius……..
I hope you go to jail forever. I hope you end up some “trans female’s” sex toy. “They” make you become a girly girl. Your prison term means you wear a short skirt, heels and take BBgirlC In the ass.
Diversity
You gon learn girl.
I still love the Mum’s tits. They look yummy. 🙂
Where’s the video of the stabbing? Anybody have a link?
How’s the last line of Apocalypse Now go..?
And somehow, somewhere, on the Left, this is acceptable behavior in which we as normal humans must assimilate to.
SMH
Not only assimilate to, the left wants us to pay for it.
Can we just have this Civil War already and be rid of this ni**er trash!
At the risk of admitting I made it to the end of that video, I need to ask….is a 6 yr old still sleeping in a crib???
GET THAT FUCKING KID THE FUCK OUT OF WHEREVER THE FUCK THAT SHIT-SHOW TOOK PLACE N-O-W.
In ALL probability the kids already screwed for life, but…damn.
These fucking animals have a way of making you feel ashamed to be a fucking human being sometimes.
Nasty motherfuckers.
UGH.
The Jordan’s a white trash Dot family ..so trashy had move out to Quincy !
Ho-leee FUCK! This is like Trailer Park Boys, Honey Boo-Boo, and North Woods Law sprinkled with meth and dialed up to 11. They’d sell this shit to the networks but they’d dismiss it as too outrageous.
How many tweekers and fentalopes can you stuff in one post, TB? If this ain’t the record, it sure is close.
wait a minute, Stacie is a female? Holy shit, I’m never taking drugs again, I swear
I call BS on the no more drug taking thing. Now go get a dirty needle off the street.
Would need to pick up several extra packages of pine tree
air fresheners after Moms one way ride to the beach.
Jesus. Who behaves like that ? A little part of me feels bad though. What possible shot did she have with her as a mother. She was screwed at conception. And now some poor bastard is dead because of it. Talk about a ripple effect.
Joellen Dellamano is a Fucking Dirty Nasty Douche Bag. Hasn’t raised her animal children for one minute. Sleeping in a tent because she has burned every Landlord possible and tossed out of public housing. Keep looking her up there is so much shit to find. This family are total animals and non of this is surprising. Joellen Dellamano is worth less than dog shit and is a total CUNT. Glad to hear that filthy Cunt is living in a tent. What a loser
Pure scum hope she dies from Hep C in prison and same for her gutter family and friends.
Mom looks like twenty miles of bad road.
Stacie Molvar looks like the Tobin Bridge project.
Stacie – that is the hardest 49 years of age ever showing on a person.
The moms face… No wonder she lives in a tent, one look at her and a potential landlord closes the door in her duckface
See Megan is a “Personal Care Assitant”? This is what junkies do to get free housing, they live with their elderly relatives but go through an easy process of becoming their PCA so they can live in their housing with them for free, text book junkie move. Ever wonder why you see under 55 year olds at senior housing? This is why.
And that’s why you’re posting on turtleboy? Lmao get a job and stop fucking your mother
If methadone mile had a face it would be Stacie. Hey alexa, play dude looks like a lady by Aerosmith
The shit that ends up in hot dogs…Upton Sinclair had no idea
If there was these two and all like them would have been aborted.