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Quincy Taco Tickler Who Stabbed A Guy To Death For No Reason Made A Facebook Video Kicking The Shit Out Of Her Crackhead Friend For Spitting And Her Mom Calls And Tells Her She’s Live


Yesterday we published a blog about the Quincy Taco Tickler (Alyssa Dellamano) and her ratchet family after she was arrested days after stabbing a man to death for no apparent reason. The details came out in court yesterday and she apparently evaded the police by going to such distant lands as Weymouth and Rockland. Like they ain’t gonna find your butch ass in Weymouth.

Well, just when you thought she couldn’t get more ratchet we found a video she posted on Facebook Live with her friend Colleen Callahan, AKA “Coco the Blood” (I shit you not, she chose that nickname), in which the Taco Tickler says the n word 5 million times, says she smokes “n word-ports,” starts kicking the shit out of Coco the Blood, and then her Mom calls her up to remind her that she’s doing this on Facebook Live. It’s actually hilarious because the two of them were calling out some other ratchet and then out of nowhere at the 1:50 mark Coco the Blood spits in order to prove a point, but it lands in the Taco Tickler’s niece’s crib, prompting the beat down. Mom calls at the 3:05 mark.

The moment shit went south.

Oh and I’m told that Mom lives in a tent. Because….of course she does.


Mom also promised that the truth would come out – FAX!!!

And those FAX reveal that the victim didn’t know it his killer, the incident was random, and the fact that his GoFundMe has raised over $40K indicates that he was a well liked and respected guy.

Nevertheless the hoodrat patrol has been out in full force defending her honor on the Taco Tickler’s Facebook page where she was posting Sponge Bob memes the day after stabbing Cameron Nohmy for no reason.

Yea, they have her on film doing it and she got ratted on by a bunch of people. I expected nothing less from a south shore gutter queen who takes selfies while getting plowed by strange men mid thrust.

Her friend Laurie Alice suggested that she was only running from the cops because she was having a panic attack.

Yea, the thing about facing life in prison is that you might panic after realizing that your life is over.

Finally there was Stacie Molvar, a former beauty queen whose teeth are so far apart that Steven Gostkowski could kick a ball through them.


If an ashtray had a face.

Stacie had a lot to say.

No, I was not there. Luckily her own friends snitched on her, probably because she kicks the shit out of her friends on Facebook Live streams when they piss her off.

She also wasn’t hiding, she was just “being her.”

And by “being her” she means going from crackhouse to crackhouse updating her Facebook page and looking for some last minute scissoring before spending the rest of her life in jail.

So what was Stacie in for?

Oh good, she knows a thing or two about stabbing. And just like the Taco Tickler, she dindu nuffin either.

Unfortunately for her jail won’t be nearly as fun as it will be for the Taco Tickler, since she’s “strictly dickly.”

Alyssa also had warrants out and had been arrested several times before. But instead of giving the police more power to hunt down these criminals or increase punishments, we spent the last three months giving criminals more rights while punishing cops everywhere for George Floyd. At least this time her free attorney didn’t even bother attempting to get bail for her.


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51 Comment(s)
  • Gacys Crawlspace
    November 23, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Joellen “Jordan” Dellamano is a disease addled CUM DUMPSTER

  • YouAllSUCK
    October 5, 2020 at 5:26 am

    This fine upstanding young man Cameron is a drug dealer & this was a drug deal gone bad. He tried to rob them also used hateful speech calling her a dyke. If he was from Gtown this would be a whole nother story. Shame on you Turtleboy as always. One day (if not already) this blog will cause a suicide. Choke on a chode you pretentious douche flute.

      December 8, 2020 at 10:22 pm


  • Captain Kirk
    September 23, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Spock, I’m going to need an opinion. What is a Stacie Molvar? It looks like that thing in the mines. The one that was killing off the miners. Bones? Gentlemen, I need answers. Megan, to my quarters.

    • Bones
      September 23, 2020 at 11:24 am

      How would I know Jim. I’m a man of medicine not a medicine man !

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 23, 2020 at 9:35 am

    HA HA HA!!! The best insults in this minnie ratchet fest is when she calls her a gargoyle!!! When I get back to bartending….someday….. I’m using that one! We defintley have some of them over in the greater Springfield area!

  • Dellamano Dentures
    September 21, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    That video is exactly what Joellen Dellamano is all about. Absolutely priceless thanks for posting that. Someone please identify the guy puking his dentures out.

    • Joe werra
      September 22, 2020 at 2:28 pm

      Joe werra

  • Chester Field
    September 21, 2020 at 7:03 am

    Joellen keepin’ it classy as always. Some tatbro douche yurks up food she made, his dentures fly out onto the ground into the middle of the barf pool he just made, he picks them up off the ground and sticks them back in his mouth, then bitches Joellen out about the shitty eggs she cooked. Meanwhile, she laughs with that raspy meth voice like a demon possessed. Priceless entertainment.

  • Aileen Wuornos Spirit
    September 19, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Stacy is me. I am Stacy. You know reincarnation…

  • Jackie’s packy
    September 18, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    The skank mom is too stupid to ever shut up. 2017 dairy truck crash on expressway at Milton off ramp that screwed up traffic for days and cost shitloads of $, driver arrested for dui. The day he was arraigned this skank was outside courthouse talking to reporters. She was a friend there to support him. Unfortunately can’t find clip anymore, but priceless. The female reporter who was talking to her looked scared as the skank said live “he was at a birthday party he just had a few beers, he wasn’t drunk drunk you know “. With crazy eyes. I believe the real housewives of south Boston parody is based on her. I’m sure she banged Mahky Mark’s cousin.

  • Douche or Dellamano Bag
    September 18, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Does anyone have toilet paper ? I need to wipe my DELLAMANO. Joellen is such a Douche Bag, take a shower you smelly homeless rancid waste of space

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 18, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Unfortunately ‘it’s’ going to like prison. She’ll be amongst her fellow labia licking dykes.

  • Fojo's Empty Suit Jacket
    September 18, 2020 at 11:36 am

    I’m available for hire.

  • Mama June
    September 18, 2020 at 11:18 am

    They all seem nice.

  • Leeann
    September 18, 2020 at 10:50 am

    Couldn’t finish the video. Both of them have the devil inside, but mostly Dellamano… I’ve seen a lot of trash on this blog but she just truly looks evil. Not to sound holier than thou, but I’m going to pray for them. Wow do they need it.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    September 18, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Stacie Molvar eats urinal cakes like they are Certs.

  • Alyssa Dellamano Murderer
    September 18, 2020 at 9:54 am

    This murder and facebook war appears to be an all women show, the only male is the victim.

    What happened to “I believe her”. “the future is female”. Corona and BLM have exposed women’s insanity and violence across socioeconomic and race lines rioters, nurses, teachers, wealthy suburban psychos, urban psychos all of them. Go paint BLM on your house.

    ps Alyssa Dellamano is now qualified to work for Monica Grant at her unregistered non profit Violence in Boston.

    • Jim Crow
      September 18, 2020 at 10:48 am

      Only problem is that she is a cracker. And we all know MCG dont like no cracker’s

  • Kelly's Landing
    September 18, 2020 at 9:31 am

    Its not pretty when mom starts sneezing mayo.

  • Karls Sausage Kitchen
    September 18, 2020 at 8:48 am

    Good timing for mom.A room just opened up.No more tent life.Cold weather will be here soon.Can move the dog milking station back inside.

    • Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
      September 18, 2020 at 10:41 am

      You dont know the half of it.

    • dough bro @ Karl
      September 18, 2020 at 1:03 pm

      Sounds like my situation too! So dirt poor right now we have to jerk off the dog to feed the !!

      • dough bro @ Karl
        September 18, 2020 at 1:04 pm


  • June Cleaver
    September 18, 2020 at 8:45 am

    Comes back to parenting. Are any of us perfect parents ? Of course not. But I don’t care if you black, white, straight, gay, rich, poor. “Gimme” is not “please”. “Yup” is not “your welcome” . Respect your elders. Do an honest days work, no matter what the job is. A janitor is as respectable a job as a CEO. Never intentionally hurt another person. Be honest and don’t lie or steal. And speak well. You don’t have to have a PhD, but you will be judged on how you conduct yourself and how you speak to other people. These are basics. You teach these things and 99% of the time you’ll do ok. You want to blame someone for what happened to your daughter? Take a long look in the mirror honey.

  • Kevin Weeks
    September 18, 2020 at 2:07 am

    ” Alyssa also had warrants out and had been arrested several times before. But instead of giving the police more power to hunt down these criminals or increase punishments, we spent the last three months giving criminals more rights while punishing cops everywhere for George Floyd. At least this time her free attorney didn’t even bother attempting to get bail for her. ”

    the last sentence is what got me. No one cares if there is a potential murderer running around? Why should I give up the Second Amendment? Can the Commonwealth of Massachusetts protect me from crap like this?

  • Said Everyone
    September 18, 2020 at 12:10 am

    What trash bags

  • Planet of the Gapes
    September 17, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    That one in the Pats hat looks like Dr. Zaius……..

  • Karma
    September 17, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    I hope you go to jail forever. I hope you end up some “trans female’s” sex toy. “They” make you become a girly girl. Your prison term means you wear a short skirt, heels and take BBgirlC In the ass.
    You gon learn girl.

  • Mr X
    September 17, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    I still love the Mum’s tits. They look yummy. 🙂

  • Stacie Molvar’s toothbrush
    September 17, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Where’s the video of the stabbing? Anybody have a link?

  • Peter Dautel
    September 17, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    How’s the last line of Apocalypse Now go..?

    And somehow, somewhere, on the Left, this is acceptable behavior in which we as normal humans must assimilate to.


      September 17, 2020 at 9:13 pm

      Not only assimilate to, the left wants us to pay for it.

  • Joe America
    September 17, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Can we just have this Civil War already and be rid of this ni**er trash!

  • Cam (from) Newton
    September 17, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    At the risk of admitting I made it to the end of that video, I need to ask….is a 6 yr old still sleeping in a crib???


    In ALL probability the kids already screwed for life, but…damn.

    These fucking animals have a way of making you feel ashamed to be a fucking human being sometimes.

    Nasty motherfuckers.


  • Trump
    September 17, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    The Jordan’s a white trash Dot family ..so trashy had move out to Quincy !

  • North of the Border
    September 17, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Ho-leee FUCK! This is like Trailer Park Boys, Honey Boo-Boo, and North Woods Law sprinkled with meth and dialed up to 11. They’d sell this shit to the networks but they’d dismiss it as too outrageous.

    How many tweekers and fentalopes can you stuff in one post, TB? If this ain’t the record, it sure is close.

  • whatevuh
    September 17, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    wait a minute, Stacie is a female? Holy shit, I’m never taking drugs again, I swear

    • Linda
      September 17, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      I call BS on the no more drug taking thing. Now go get a dirty needle off the street.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    September 17, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Would need to pick up several extra packages of pine tree
    air fresheners after Moms one way ride to the beach.

  • Ugh....
    September 17, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Jesus. Who behaves like that ? A little part of me feels bad though. What possible shot did she have with her as a mother. She was screwed at conception. And now some poor bastard is dead because of it. Talk about a ripple effect.

  • Dellamano = DOG SHIT
    September 17, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Joellen Dellamano is a Fucking Dirty Nasty Douche Bag. Hasn’t raised her animal children for one minute. Sleeping in a tent because she has burned every Landlord possible and tossed out of public housing. Keep looking her up there is so much shit to find. This family are total animals and non of this is surprising. Joellen Dellamano is worth less than dog shit and is a total CUNT. Glad to hear that filthy Cunt is living in a tent. What a loser

  • Joe Biden
    September 17, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    Pure scum hope she dies from Hep C in prison and same for her gutter family and friends.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    September 17, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Mom looks like twenty miles of bad road.

    Stacie Molvar looks like the Tobin Bridge project.

  • Strictly Meth
    September 17, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    Stacie – that is the hardest 49 years of age ever showing on a person.

  • Fall Rivs
    September 17, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    The moms face… No wonder she lives in a tent, one look at her and a potential landlord closes the door in her duckface

  • Megan Got Porked
    September 17, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    See Megan is a “Personal Care Assitant”? This is what junkies do to get free housing, they live with their elderly relatives but go through an easy process of becoming their PCA so they can live in their housing with them for free, text book junkie move. Ever wonder why you see under 55 year olds at senior housing? This is why.

    • Suck my dick
      September 20, 2020 at 12:29 pm

      And that’s why you’re posting on turtleboy? Lmao get a job and stop fucking your mother

  • Gangster Talk
    September 17, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    If methadone mile had a face it would be Stacie. Hey alexa, play dude looks like a lady by Aerosmith

  • Schneider's Dressed Beef
    September 17, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    The shit that ends up in hot dogs…Upton Sinclair had no idea

  • The can’t be a God
    September 17, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    If there was these two and all like them would have been aborted.

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