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Quincy Police Looking For Hanoi Handy After Stealing Mail Outs Herself On Facebook, Brags About Committing Credit Card Fraud


Last week the Quincy Police announced that they were looking for some bootleg Miss Swan mail bandit.

Looks like times are tough when Bob Kraft gets your massage parlor shut down. Bitch, can you at least steal my bills?

This was a week ago and they still haven’t got caught her yet. Luckily a turtle rider pointed us towards this Facebook page:

I don’t know what Akekein means, but it’s gotta World Star for something ratchet. Thank God for dumb criminals. They make everyone else’s life so much easier. Not only does she admit to going door to door committing a federal crime, she admits her motive as well – credit card fraud.

Her real name is Dezarie Lee and according to our sources she’s from East Boston. 

So there you have it. Another criminal exposed and mystery solved by a blog being sued by four people because all we do is publish real news.


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31 Comment(s)
  • Mussolini
    May 30, 2019 at 8:35 am

    That’s the Saigon hooker that bit my nose off!

  • Alfalfa
    May 30, 2019 at 6:48 am

    Your readers solved this crime not your “investigative journalism”. Give credit where credit is due. Thanks for the gossip though. I mean news, “real” news.

  • Fapworthy little Asian
    May 29, 2019 at 1:01 am

    She reminds me of the girl in that war movie with Mikey J Shakesalot.
    The squad finishes with the group nut and the one guy hauls her off over his shoulder as she does the bing bong dinky dao monkey chow version of begging for help as she gets shanked.

  • marilu
    May 28, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Her eyes dont even look asian they look more like downs syndrome lol that’d explain the snitching herself out online in an attempt to look cool… really dumb.

  • Bill F.
    May 28, 2019 at 11:51 am

    She has those damn Betty Davis eyes…Can’t be trusted. Next she’ll be sh1ting all over Pearl Harbor. Bonz-eye! Die Yankee Dog!

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    May 28, 2019 at 9:59 am

    With the amount of security cameras around in this day and age, who in there right mind would think you could get away with this crap.

    They even have her plate #.


    • Tamico Berry
      May 28, 2019 at 10:53 am

      It’s like Crazy Rich Asians, except it’s in Mass.

  • Quincy Magnum PI
    May 28, 2019 at 8:54 am

    Obviously she’s one of the stupid Asians. The smart ones just hack your bank account online and work for Bank of America.

    • Batman
      May 28, 2019 at 10:58 am

      Well done sir. Got a good laugh outta that one. Would give extra thumbs up if could.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 28, 2019 at 6:38 am

    Posting your federal crime on Facebook. That’s a bold strategy. Let’s see how that pays off.

  • ninja turtleboy
    May 28, 2019 at 5:07 am

    akekein is how africans say they’re laughing because it’s literally the sound they make when they laugh. ‘key key keyy’ like a back of the throat sound almost pronounced. im aware that i sound mentally insane trying to explain this

  • SMH
    Ratchetspeak as a Second Language?
    May 28, 2019 at 3:46 am

    She has assimilated very well into a new culture!

  • Wwy
    May 28, 2019 at 12:45 am

    Happy Memorial Day to Vietnam for kicking America’s ass. Same goes for Putin and Assad’s military for kicking the u.s/Israel/isis ass. The good guys always win.

  • Mr. Bubba
    May 27, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    Her grandmother, a fine lady, loved me long time back in Ho Chi Minh City, April 30th, 1969.

  • A Rub With A Twist
    May 27, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    She is hiding out in Foxborough

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 27, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    I saw a woman this afternoon at the Formaggio Kitchen that fit her description. I was so stricken with fear that this could be the same Asian that stole, I nearly soiled myself.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    May 27, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    Even Chris Hansen called her out and told her to delete her status. Check the pix.

  • The Name Game
    May 27, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Dezarie Lee. Right. Let’s see: wacky “alternative” spelling of name, check. crouching selfie, check. Duck lips, check. Facebook foul language and filter pics, check. Blatantly committing outrageous crimes, check. This chick is -NUMBER ONE – CERTIFIED RATCHET.

    Wonder what MSM take on this will be… if they even report it?

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    May 27, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Asians make Duckfaces too?. Jesus H Christ. I think She served me an order of Who Fuc Dat Guy at the Kowloon last week

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 28, 2019 at 1:18 pm

      How did you know she was jewish?

  • mopey63
    May 27, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    Kek is video gamer talk for like lol, so she is basically stating she is a laughing (or lol) etc..

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 27, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    If someone could translate the ratchet gibberish that daft bint posts into the queen’s English, I’d be eternally grateful.

    Until then, we’ll just classify this as another thieving slag.

  • Hanoi hermoine
    May 27, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Me luvs her long time. Akey breakey heart . Shed cum every day,rain,sleet ir snow like the mail she stole fam!!

  • Paul Casale
    May 27, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    I think she was on 90 Day Fiancé.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 27, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    I’d hate fuck her ! She love me long time !

    • eugene
      May 27, 2019 at 7:18 pm

      I want suckie.

      May 27, 2019 at 10:34 pm


      • oll dun
        May 28, 2019 at 11:13 am

        thanks PMP (pissed my pants) over your post

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 27, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Little Kid: “Do you always catch the bad guys?”
    Cop: “Just the stupid ones.”

    On another note, this is why I really, really hate those credit card companies sending me blank checks for cash advance.

    • z
      May 28, 2019 at 7:32 am

      Which is relatively easy as there’s so many of them.

  • Hmmmmm
    May 27, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    People need to invest in credit karma cause of cunts like her.

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