Last week the Quincy Police announced that they were looking for some bootleg Miss Swan mail bandit.
Looks like times are tough when Bob Kraft gets your massage parlor shut down. Bitch, can you at least steal my bills?
This was a week ago and they still haven’t got caught her yet. Luckily a turtle rider pointed us towards this Facebook page:
I don’t know what Akekein means, but it’s gotta World Star for something ratchet. Thank God for dumb criminals. They make everyone else’s life so much easier. Not only does she admit to going door to door committing a federal crime, she admits her motive as well – credit card fraud.
Her real name is Dezarie Lee and according to our sources she’s from East Boston.
So there you have it. Another criminal exposed and mystery solved by a blog being sued by four people because all we do is publish real news.
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That’s the Saigon hooker that bit my nose off!
Your readers solved this crime not your “investigative journalism”. Give credit where credit is due. Thanks for the gossip though. I mean news, “real” news.
She reminds me of the girl in that war movie with Mikey J Shakesalot.
The squad finishes with the group nut and the one guy hauls her off over his shoulder as she does the bing bong dinky dao monkey chow version of begging for help as she gets shanked.
Her eyes dont even look asian they look more like downs syndrome lol that’d explain the snitching herself out online in an attempt to look cool… really dumb.
She has those damn Betty Davis eyes…Can’t be trusted. Next she’ll be sh1ting all over Pearl Harbor. Bonz-eye! Die Yankee Dog!
With the amount of security cameras around in this day and age, who in there right mind would think you could get away with this crap.
They even have her plate #.
It’s like Crazy Rich Asians, except it’s in Mass.
Obviously she’s one of the stupid Asians. The smart ones just hack your bank account online and work for Bank of America.
Well done sir. Got a good laugh outta that one. Would give extra thumbs up if could.
Posting your federal crime on Facebook. That’s a bold strategy. Let’s see how that pays off.
akekein is how africans say they’re laughing because it’s literally the sound they make when they laugh. ‘key key keyy’ like a back of the throat sound almost pronounced. im aware that i sound mentally insane trying to explain this
She has assimilated very well into a new culture!
Happy Memorial Day to Vietnam for kicking America’s ass. Same goes for Putin and Assad’s military for kicking the u.s/Israel/isis ass. The good guys always win.
Her grandmother, a fine lady, loved me long time back in Ho Chi Minh City, April 30th, 1969.
She is hiding out in Foxborough
I saw a woman this afternoon at the Formaggio Kitchen that fit her description. I was so stricken with fear that this could be the same Asian that stole, I nearly soiled myself.
Even Chris Hansen called her out and told her to delete her status. Check the pix.
Dezarie Lee. Right. Let’s see: wacky “alternative” spelling of name, check. crouching selfie, check. Duck lips, check. Facebook foul language and filter pics, check. Blatantly committing outrageous crimes, check. This chick is -NUMBER ONE – CERTIFIED RATCHET.
Wonder what MSM take on this will be… if they even report it?
Asians make Duckfaces too?. Jesus H Christ. I think She served me an order of Who Fuc Dat Guy at the Kowloon last week
How did you know she was jewish?
Kek is video gamer talk for like lol, so she is basically stating she is a laughing (or lol) etc..
If someone could translate the ratchet gibberish that daft bint posts into the queen’s English, I’d be eternally grateful.
Until then, we’ll just classify this as another thieving slag.
Me luvs her long time. Akey breakey heart . Shed cum every day,rain,sleet ir snow like the mail she stole fam!!
I think she was on 90 Day Fiancé.
I’d hate fuck her ! She love me long time !
I want suckie.
CHING CHANG CHING CHONG CHING!
thanks PMP (pissed my pants) over your post
Little Kid: “Do you always catch the bad guys?”
Cop: “Just the stupid ones.”
On another note, this is why I really, really hate those credit card companies sending me blank checks for cash advance.
Which is relatively easy as there’s so many of them.
People need to invest in credit karma cause of cunts like her.