Chudstuffer Tells Baby Momma Tall Tale About Saving Girl From Abduction At Water Wizz, Her Post Goes Viral, Turns Out It Was All A Lie

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Don’t you just love how people believe everything they read on the Internet these days? Well, except Turtleriders. We are the most skeptical bunch of pricks in existence. 

Sometimes that skepticism pays off and we bask in a horrid moment of ego when the people who tried to pull stories over begin to unravel. 

I want you to meet Taylor Leonard. She’s a Teen Mom cast off from Rockland and she is just SO proud of her heroic baby daddy Matt McGonnigal, from Weymouth. They are just the happiest couple like evvvvver. 

You see, Matt, Taylor, and their little family of extras decided to go to Wareham’s Water Wizz for a fun day going down water slides. That’s when something wild and crazy happened.

At one point, these two lovebirds were surprised to discover that they had their phones on them still! At the water park! So Matt, taking one for the team, went to go and put their phones back in the car. Not in the lockers that we all get when visiting water parks, especially when we are towing kids around, because kids have stuff. 

On the way back to the car he encountered a little girl being kidnapped! He didn’t just fight off the man trying to kidnap but the guy’s girlfriend was in on it too! Like a ninja he took them both out! The cops came over and arrested the guy! Matt gave a statement while his wounded knuckles bled his own blood! The little girl was saved! Matt was a Bruh Hero. 

So, his baby Momma Taylor, all aglow with pride in her man, took the to Facebook machine to brag about his accomplishment. 

People we so thrilled with Matt! They had so many amazing things to say about his heroics! 

Someone start organizing a parade! Quick! Taylor made the post public so you can all bask in the awesome that is Matt! 

Wait, why hasn’t anyone started tagging the news stations? Let’s get the cops and Water Wizz to explain why they aren’t part of the celebration that Matt deserves?! 

Well ain’t that some shit, huh? Water Wiz never even made an announcement warning people of a possible child abduction? Rude. 

Then, after the post had been shared almost 1k times, this brilliant lady showed up. 

Uh oh. This can’t be good… 

Oh shit…. Maybe it’s a Water Wizz cover up? They can’t handle the bad PR so it’s been handed to the Illuminati for rug sweepage? 

Yeah, my gut tells me to trust the cops over some yeah dude. 

You can almost hear the confusion in Taylor’s voice. She really believes that this happened. It doesn’t make any sense why Water Wizz won’t call her baby daddy a hero. 

But he came back shaken up and with bleeding hands. A vast conspiracy makes more sense than him lying to her. He’s the best guy ever and has never done anything like hit someone or been arrested for it. 

Welp, there goes that plan. Seems like Captain McPantsonfire has a fondness for pounding people in to the ground. No way would he ever get in to an unprovoked altercation and then have to lie about why his hands were all cut up. So instead of just fessing up that he’s a loser with an anger problem – it’s easier to create an elaborate lie about fighting off two kidnapping hoodrats to save a child no one ever reported missing! 
Can we discuss the pictures for a second? Can you get anymore Weymouth than that? 

Don’t worry. Matt’s brother has his back. He says that the reason why Water Wizz doesn’t know anything about it is because it was in a different parking lot.

I guess that would make sense except that the frigging police still haven’t got a single thing on the books about a kidnapping at ALL that day. Nothing. Negative. NADA. If there had been don’t you think that the news stations would have been all over this and reporting live from the parking lot? This is the shit they bring news vans out for and do at the scene coverage. Matt would have been all over the ten o’clock news. 

I think it’s pretty clear to see that Matt is lying and his vacant-stare of a girlfriend was gullible enough to think he deserved an award. 

Boy did that blow up fast, huh? I’m really super excited to hear what actually happened. I’m even more eager to see your guesses in our comments section. Rumor has it that Matt is going to be calling in to Fun 107 tomorrow so maybe he will give us the real story. Like that he read bae’s phone and punched a tree when he saw some strange nether-pics sent by one of his boys in a Chicago Bulls hat. 

42 Comment(s)
  • Brianna colleran
    July 26, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    Just so you know the kid in the red hat is dead

  • Slylock Foxx
    July 25, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    1. Who goes all the way back to the car to put phones away?

    B. One of his buddies in the “Bulls” pic is deceased?

    III. *cough* herioin *cough*

  • Your Mama
    July 25, 2017 at 11:34 am

    What kind of loser lies about preventing a kidknapping ? And this bitch Taylor, who looks like a mauled deer in the headlights, truly believes her mans a hero! I can see believing him at first (cuz who would lie about that) but after all the evidence points to this story being bullshit she’s still defending him! I bet he was walking back to the park and was thinking ” what story can I tell her that would guarantee me getting laid tonight “. Way to go you morons. I’m glad this blew up in your faces. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

  • Your Mama
    July 25, 2017 at 11:33 am

    What kind of loser lies about preventing a kidknapping ? And this bitch Taylor, who looks like a mauled deer in the headlights, truly believes her mans a hero! I can see believing him at first (cuz who would lie about that) but after all the evidence points to this story being bullshit she’s still defending him! I bet he was walking back to the park and was thinking ” what story can I tell her that would guarantee me getting laid tonight “. Way to go you morons. I’m glad this blew up in your faces. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

  • Erica
    July 25, 2017 at 9:40 am

    First of all “one of his boys in the Chicago bulls hat” passed away years ago maybe think before you say things about people. This post is awful I understand a lie is wrong and she thought it was heroic and wanted to share it with her friends and family. To each their own leave her alone she’s a good person even if she wanted to tell her friends and family about something that doesn’t make her a bad person. Everyone makes mistakes but Matt is a great friend and father and great to Taylor. You have a police log of Matt when he was 21 nice something that has no details could be between him and his brothers which more than likely was and it makes him look like a woman beating monster. This post is bullshit. Everyone makes mistakes and whatever happened to his knuckles the lie was a shitty lie obviously but we love and care about Matt and to bring a friend who is dead into it and post his pictures in your post is terrible. Think about it people get so depressed and do awful things like fatality over people hazing them like this. Everyone makes mistakes everyone tells a lie they are not proud of this post is disturbing.

    • July 27, 2017 at 1:11 am

      This entire article is defamation of character. For one if the article was real, THERE WOULD BE A REAL AUTHORS NAME, as it says “South Shore Turtle Girl”. Just by that user name alone, this person most likely KNOWS Matt personally and has purposely written this article in attempt to discredit any good act this man has done. She must see that he is receiving thanks for his actions and feels a certain type of way about it. She should be brought up on charges for harassment, public humiliation, defamation of character, and emotional distress. This certainly sounds like a teenage grudge to me. The Vocabulary used in this article was that of a middle school child, and a lot of what was said implied person opinion and NOT fact.


      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        February 19, 2019 at 9:34 am

        Are you a genuine fucking moron, or is it just a hobby?



  • Killab508
    July 24, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    How about this where did the lil girl go after it happened what did he just leave her there

  • They call me Ponch
    July 24, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    This place is seriously fucking called Water Wizz

    I know I’m late on this, but who thought that was a capital idea?


  • Chip Striker
    July 24, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    Perhaps he just flipped out after he realized he just paid to swim in minority’s piss.

    Water wiz, Water Country…no thanks. Like dunking your head in the urinal at a Popeyes.

  • NDub
    July 24, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    He went in to WPD asking for a “copy of the police report” and secretly audio recorded it. Kid’s a winner.

  • Fupa Sloth
    July 24, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    The only crime here is letting your kids slide down into a pool of urine at Wizz Water.

  • Bridget Majndle
    July 24, 2017 at 6:53 pm

    He was too busy on his phone with his side piece and needed an excuse for why he took so long

  • Manny
    July 24, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    So proud she took down her Facebook

  • MattsHat
    July 24, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    Minus the bull hat look he’s actually good looking

  • July 24, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    My brother is in jail awaiting trial for a real kidnapping in Avon, Ma on NYE 1/1/14.
    Matt is a scumbag looking for attention. Taylor is just as guilty, as guilty as the Cop involved in my brothers case, who hasnt spent one day in jail.
    My brother, friend and Dealer have been in jail, awaiting trial since 5/28/14
    Shame on Matt and Taylor
    There are people who have lost loved ones. Two heartless scumbags
    It has nothing to do w Weymouth. Its the person.

    • Confused
      July 24, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      …..uhhh, what!!?

      And yes, weymouth always plays a role.

  • Wabbitt
    July 24, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    Come on – obviously this is all a massive conspiracy that goes all the way top! There’s no way he lied! Men don’t lie to women!

  • Renee's Chin Drippings
    July 24, 2017 at 11:27 am

    Very pretty girl. Makes me wonder what mental issues she has that she’d hook up with a complete loser like that. Sad. Waste of a nice body that could make a decent guy happy for a long time.

    • Lalalalacnt.
      July 24, 2017 at 12:14 pm

      chivalry and compliments from renees chin drippings huh? waste of a body? assuming mental illness? no dummy, shes most likely just naiive. you’re a creep ‘on the low’ and you’re terrible at it. we see you weirdo

  • Stacy
    July 24, 2017 at 11:20 am

    So bizarre. First of all where are the parents of the girl who was supposively being “kidnapped?” Wouldnt the parents want to thank the man who “saved” her? So disturbing

  • Waterwizzbandit
    July 24, 2017 at 10:09 am

    Quick someone set them up a GoFundMe

  • Waterwizzbandit
    July 24, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Sounds like he’s the one doing the kidnapping and got caught

  • Sexual Chocolate Milk
    July 24, 2017 at 9:18 am

    If Taylor was gullible enough to buy his story, she’s likely to buy the “c*m tastes like chocolate, honey, trust me” line too.

  • Hannah
    July 24, 2017 at 9:10 am

    He’s probably got a side bitch , saw her in the lot and her man came swinging . Matt didn’t want his girl to know he got in a fight with his side chicks man (obviously) and made up a crazy ass story. Dumb

  • Mom's Basement
    July 24, 2017 at 8:55 am

    It’s pretty obvious what happened here. Super Chud’s true identity must never be revealed. The cops know that they need to keep the actions of this hero on the down low so that he will continue keeping the city safe by fighting crime.

  • Hanginpossum
    July 24, 2017 at 8:31 am

    Dude, these are the stories that you’re supposed to tell women that you don’t know and after the next few hours will never see again. Next she’s going to find out that you aren’t really a stunt man, didn’t really dump Taylor Swift, aren’t really rich, and never fought in the UFC.

    • Masshole
      July 24, 2017 at 12:27 pm

      She might find out he doesn’t shit rainbows, but with that much makeup on can she even see it?

    • Wabbitt
      July 24, 2017 at 12:30 pm

      She’ll figure that out right after she realizes you don’t have a 10 inch cock.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    July 24, 2017 at 7:59 am

    I’m guessing she buys her eyeliner in 55-gallon drums. That’d be about a 90-day supply.

  • Whitney Gann
    July 24, 2017 at 6:40 am

    It sounds like he probably did get in some stupid fight in the parking lot and then made up a story for his girlfriend and it exploded. So now will he just double down or will he fess up? And this is one reason why you should try not to lie

  • They call me Ponch
    July 24, 2017 at 6:25 am

    She’s the type of chick you can talk into noodz.

    Camera? Nah, I actually prefer the artistic representations yielded by my Samsung.

    So hot.

      July 24, 2017 at 8:16 pm


  • Canteloupe Antelope
    July 24, 2017 at 5:45 am

    Thin attractive woman on TB that is a good person, refreshing! Like ^^^ he said Run baby run!

    Is he related the Dudley woman beater who’s in the gay street gang?

  • Steven Stover
    July 24, 2017 at 5:02 am

    Hey little girl……..Run. Fast. You don’t owe that jerk a explanation. . . No thanks needed.

  • Marc
    July 24, 2017 at 2:42 am

    Sometime you don’t want a story to end…

      July 24, 2017 at 7:42 am

      SSTG nailed it at the end. On the way back to his car he went through her phone and saw Peach Pit pic being sent to her brother. Then he starts pounding the ground in disgust. That’s why his brother is trying to be so nice to him because he knows he’s been balls deep all ready. Taylor needs to be extra careful because this dude may have come up with this crazy tale because he is planning something evil for her and his brother later. I am breathless with anticipation for the follow up.

    • Don
      July 24, 2017 at 7:53 am

      Contact WPD and see if there was an assault reported in the area. If so, we know who’s responsible!

      • Reading is fundamental
        July 24, 2017 at 1:38 pm

        If you read the blog, you would have seen that there have been calls made to WPD and they have all ready stated that they have NO RECORD of this alleged incident…..

        • Punkrockpat
          July 26, 2017 at 2:31 pm

          He’s not talking abt the kids made up story he’s saying the kid beat someone else up and to check for any assaults happening there that same day, and if there was that it was probably this kid fighting not saving someone.

    • Pantaloon
      July 29, 2017 at 11:30 pm

      And sometimes, if you’re Chudstuffer McGonnigal, you wish it had never started.

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