Chudstuffer’s Wife Finds Out He Just Had A Baby With Another Woman Because He Posed For Pictures At Her Shower And The Hospital Like An Idiot

Chudstuffer’s Wife Finds Out He Just Had A Baby With Another Woman Because He Posed For Pictures At Her Shower And The Hospital Like An Idiot

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Meet John. John and Carey live on the Cape and got married about a year ago.

Here is John with his brand new baby…….but not Carey’s baby.

Ya see, Carey found out today- with the rest of Facebook as the new baby made his debut into the world.

The chick on the left with the glasses is the one he knocked up. She called Carey two months ago and told her she was pregnant with John’s baby, and that they were getting together, and to accept her fate. Naturally John pulled the “Din du nuffin” and “that chick be crazy” cards. Carey wanted to believe him but asked him to move out while she figured things out. He stayed in the picture and kept insisting he only had eyes for her.

Then this happened.

And of course it shows him at the hospital with her, with their bastard child.

To make it even worse, someone even sent Carey pictures of him……AT THE BABY SHOWER!!!

Notice anything about him at both the hospital,

and the baby shower?

Oh right, no ring. Oops!!

And I can only imagine what that baby shower was like. All her friends were there, watching her open gifts. Meanwhile everyone is whispering, “Why is that married guy up there with her opening gifts? Oh well, pass the egg salad.”

Better question – what kind of man goes to his wife’s baby shower? Is that a thing? Because I definitely skipped my wife’s wedding shower and baby shower. I did what any red-blooded American man should do – I showed up at the end to stockpile bags of crap into my car. That’s the American way.

Not this shitdick though. This mother fucker stayed for the whole shower. For a woman he was trying to SECRETLY bear a child with, without his wife finding out. Just enough time for every broad with an iPhone to take his picture, figure out that he’s carrying on as a happily married man, and send the pictures to his wife on the day his child was born. John Thurber is easily the worst cheater of all time. Fail.



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21 Comment(s)
  • Beige Caulk
    May 21, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    I’m sure he had a whale of a time knocking up his girlfriend.

    Gotta love BBW porn

  • Troubled Nostrils
    May 20, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    Even with the best of hygienic efforts, is it even possible for a fat chick’s mommy parts not to smell like a Starkist cannery? That baby-daddy appears to take his appetite for tuna a bit too far.

  • Linda
    May 20, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    Actually Turtleboy, yes, men attending a baby shower or bridal shower is a real thing now. It’s a know fact that men of today have less testosterone than their fathers, and the next generation, well let’s just say soon you won’t be able to tell the boys from the girls. Boys are pussier and more feminine every year.
    Women will soon rule the world.

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 20, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    Somewhere an SJW is reading this and weeping! “Did these people just assume these people’s dietary preferences?”

  • What a douche bag
    May 20, 2017 at 2:18 pm

    … Maury says you areeee NOT the father of this fattys baby

  • Maury: You Are The Father!
    May 20, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Sounds like something that Maury Povich would be interested in!!!

    Just a whole bunch of white trash swirling around! Probably would end up with someone punching someone else on the show!

    Just hope that the innocent little baby doesn’t get caught up in the fucked up mess that his/her parents (and any other whores) are involved in!

  • Lydia
    May 20, 2017 at 11:59 am

    I’m betting the mistres found out he was married and got herself knocked up on purpose. The mistres aka whore, KNEW the ONLY way to get/keep a lying, cheating, breathing piece of human waste, get knocked up! You KNOW she threatened to tell the wife if he didn’t leave her, he said nope, so she got herself knocked up. Well, she got part of what she wanted, his wife kicked him out. BUT, her goal to keep him for “life,” that will NEVER be accomplished! Praying the infant doesn’t grow up to be gutter trash like the parents.

  • Jack Ryan
    May 20, 2017 at 10:43 am

    The wife and girlfriend need to lighten up.

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 20, 2017 at 8:52 am

    Well it seems he has “a whole lot of love to go around”. By the looks of things so do they!
    (Side note to the Mrs: If the fat pig cunt who took your Mr. , thinks it won’t happen to her she’s out of her Mcdonald’s laden mind! Once a cheater always a cheater! First star of “My 600 Lb life” he meets and that chick is toast! Good on you for getting rid of that pig! Now find someone to make you happy! You’re at least a very pretty girl who can get another man, that you don’t need to marriage dumpster dive to find. Unlike this gross trash!)

  • dindonuttin
    May 20, 2017 at 6:50 am

    chubby chaser

  • Dark Truth
    May 20, 2017 at 6:24 am

    He really likes the fatties.

    • Madcow not Rachel
      May 20, 2017 at 8:23 am

      Someone’s gotta bang the calorically challenged………

    • bigdaddy
      May 20, 2017 at 9:00 am

      One advantage to being a hubby chaser is they are easier to catch

    • Jason
      May 20, 2017 at 9:27 am

      He always has loved the fatties

      • Chud Stuffer
        May 20, 2017 at 6:25 pm

        The fatties give it up easy. Try it.

    • Husky Broad
      May 20, 2017 at 10:59 am

      Definitely a chubby chaser

    • the honeymoon is over
      May 20, 2017 at 9:52 pm

      i guess the wife wasn’t good enough in bed for him to get some other chub knocked up.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 20, 2017 at 4:36 am

    I imagine him engaging in that tired cliche of sitcoms where he’s constantly running back and forth between both women trying to be in two places at once, a la The Flintstones, Mrs. Doubtfire, etc.

  • May 20, 2017 at 1:59 am

    no doubt he thinks he’s a big stud

    • Madcow not Rachel
      May 20, 2017 at 8:21 am

      Needed to strap a 2 X 4 across his ass for that conception.

  • Steven Stover
    May 20, 2017 at 1:25 am

    He was at the baby shower hoping for cash gifts. Too bad for the kid. Fucking surrounded by azzbowls to start life.

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