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The City Council voted 11-0 tonight to do a full audit of Mosaic Cultural Complex. It’s official – Turtleboy Sports is the most powerful entity in Worcester and it’s not even close. The end is coming for the hippies. Game over. We win. You lose.

The meeting tonight was like the Big E on steroids. Complete shit show. The hippies packed the place and there was nowhere to sit. Luckily they were respectful and civil all night.

LOL, just kidding. They called everyone racist who thought a simple audit of Mosaic was justified and shouted at people incessantly from the rafters. Which is weird, because if they have nothing to hide and their finances are in order, an audit would just prove that they weren’t hiding anything. One would think they would welcome the chance to shove it in Turtleboy’s face. Let’s look at some of the fun highlights…

Going into the meeting one of the hippies was all fired up that her district councilor Gary Rosen signed onto this audit:

Just a reminder, back in December Konnie Lukes specifically called these frauds out for being nothing but talk. Her exact words were, “if you don’t like us, then replace us.” They all nodded and clapped like they would run against her. Yet not a single one of these idiots filled out the paperwork and got on the ballot, because at the end of the day, all they do is talk.

Our girl Sonya Conner had to chime in as well:

Yea, you thought a lot of things Boom-Boom. But the problem is you don’t actually do anything. You’re very good at talking on Facebook and blocking roads, and taking the easily manipulated minds of college students and turning them into foot soldiers for you. But the problem is none of that actually accomplishes anything. Keep that sass going though, because Turtleboy thinks it is IRRESISTIBLE!!

Here’s some screenshots from the live Worcesteria blog:

Wait a minute, wait a minute. So this genius hippie is playing the victim card now? THEY are the ones who were “harassed and threatened.” Like we’ve said a million times before, please show us ONE threatening email you’ve received. Just one. Oh yea, you can’t do that because it never actually happened. But you poopsmoochers have in fact been harassing small businesses around Worcester since March because they had the audacity to advertise on a blog you don’t like.

There it is folks – Pat Sargent over at GoLocalWorcester has just joined the “hippies call me racist” club. Oh you’ll like it here Pat. All you have to do is keep reporting the truth and white people like Liz here will call you racist. Didn’t you know it’s against the law to investigate an organization receiving public funds, if they use the hashtag#blacklivesmatter? The conclusions you drew based on the facts that were presented to you, were inherently racist, because they exposed the gravy train Mosaic’s been riding for years. Duh!!

Hmmmmm, singling out the only “black led organization in Worcester” huh? What about the Ethiopian Dream Center? Oh that’s right, they’re led by Mesfin Beshir, and despite being an African immigrant and having darker skin, he doesn’t meet the hippies prerequisite requirements for being black. Just ask known racist Nathan Pickens:

Speaking of Mesfin Beshir, the man is a Goddamn American hero and showed it at the meeting tonight:

God bless this man. This guy comes from a country where REAL oppression exists, and then he comes to America and he watches all these white people who have been handed everything their entire lives, bitch about how racist and unfair America is. It’s like, bitch, I came from Ethi-fucking-opia. Everything you just said about racism and oppression in America is invalid.

Then there was Julius Jones – a known criminal who illegally blocked traffic at Kelley Square on January 19.

Oh sweet, we’re “TurtleBigot” now!! That’s way better than Turtlefucker, Turtleturd, or any of the other fantastic nicknames we’ve been given by the hippies and the city of Buffalo. Anyway, Councilor Gaffney doesn’t take his orders from this blog, he takes it from the people of Worcester who elected him. That’s what these idiots can’t come to terms with. The people of Worcester overwhelmingly think that all of you hippies suck. There’s no other way to put it. We genuinely find you to be loathsome, offensive brutes. Yet we cannot look away.

And how bout all that whining about having to go to court about the Kelley Square blockade? Are these protesters the biggest naniburgers of all time or what? Ask Congressman John Lewis, whose face was smashed in more times than he can count, what it’s like to be a real protester. Tell him your horror stories about that time you went to court and had to pay a fine. I’m sure he’ll empathize with you.

But the thing about folks like Julius Jones, is that they don’t like to play by the rules. Because in their minds they are right and everyone else is wrong, so there can be no discourse or civility. That’s why he got up to speak again, despite the fact that he had already had his turn, and he basically threatened Councillor Gaffney, called both him and TB racist, and was escorted out by a Worcester Police Officer, who more than likely he believes is also racist (Video courtesy of Masslive.com):

Fantastic theatrics. Notice Brenda “don’t call me Urkel glasses” Jenkins keeping a low profile in the background. She’s got a lot of money on the line here tonight.

Newsflash – almost everyone involved in the Mosaic led protests has been white. Once again, if you want a black owned organization, talk to my boy Mesfin. He’s the one dealing with actual racism, at the hands of the people who supposedly are against racism.

Yes, you’re right Mr. Coin. We’re going after an organization because of who they are politically. Because Mosaic Cultural Complex claims to be a non-profit. And by law, non-profits are not allowed to be political organizations. So by your very own assertion, you’ve just admitted that Mosaic is violating the law. Well done.

Nathan Pickens “changed for the better.” This is what change for the better looks like?

A bigoted racist? This is how Mosaic gets ex-cons to “change for the better?” Don’t worry though, Mosaic founder Brenda Jenkins is very proud of her protege:

Then there was Tammy Allen:

Seriously, does Turtleboy Sports own their brains or what? It’s literally all they can talk about. We consume them. We are their worst nightmare. They had this great scam going for so many years, when all of a sudden this blog shows up on their Facebook machine because all their friends are sharing it. When Tammy Allen saw the truth in print for the first time she must’ve thought to herself, “Fuck, better call them racist to take some of the heat off!!”

I have absolutely no fucking clue what she’s talking about. These people literally reach so far up their ass to find talking points that they don’t even know what the fuck they’re talking about anymore.

LOL. “Mosaic is bettering the city. There are people shooting each other in the city and they are working hard to fight that.” Quote of the century right there. Let me tell ya, if Mosaic is actually trying to fight gang violence in this city, they’re really doing a great job. Because it’s not like anyone’s getting shot around here this summer or anything. LOL. Newsflash – Mosaic has not done a single fucking thing about the shooting epidemic in Worcester. This is what happens at Mosaic:

Looks like they’re keeping the Sunshine Kid from murdering any more people. Because Nicholas Choquette is a cold blooded killer, and without the ability to awkwardly try to dance he’d probably be president of Kilby Street by now.

A turtle rider named Jeffrey Balcom showed up and was booed out of the meeting by the hippies on account of making way too much sense:

The best part came at the end after the voted unanimously to audit. The hippies acted like petulant children, because at the end of they day that is exactly what they are – children. They booed, and hissed, and called the City Council racist. And Boom-Boom Conner yelled at them, “Stop abusing the kids at North High School.” Because that’s what this all comes down to. They’re mad that we got cops at North High because they hate cops, and they’re more than willing to let people get assaulted by savages in order to prove their point. Hey Boom-Boom, the kids at North High were the ones who started the petition to get police there, not us. But please, tell me more about how you give a shit about kids at North High School. It’s hilarious.

As for the City Council, they did vote 11-0 to audit, but it’s only because the Turtleboy Sports Revolution gave them no choice. And once and for all this proves that it’s actually a real revolution that gets shit done. We are actively cleaning up the mess that the Circlejerk has created. But a lot of them went down kicking and screaming. The ones who did their jobs tonight were Konnie Lukes, Mo Bergman, Tony Economou, Mike Gaffney, Gary Rosen. They voted yes without a fight.

Kate Toomey and Phil Palmieri got up there and did what they did best – talk and talk and talk. Literally, these two must be infatuated with the sound of their own voices. Because nothing productive ever comes out of it, but yet they can’t seem to just do what Tony Economou did:

That wasn’t that hard was it?

The ones who failed, despite voting the right way were George Russell, who said this:

City councilors also questioned Gaffney’s motives, with District 3 Councilor George Russell saying this “looks like a campaign issue.”

You’re right George, it is a campaign issue. Because people are pissed, and councilor Gaffney is the only one who seems to get that. You would know about that if you actually had someone running against you. But only in the city of Worcester could a walking heart attack who looks like he just got his head stuck in the Shine-o-Ball, go unchallenged in a city council race.

Joe Petty threw in his usual crap about how everyone’s doing a great job, and how Mosaic is saving lives, before eventually voting yes. Sarai Rivera did her usual thing. And of course Dicky Rushton, who is on his “I no longer give a fuck since I’m a lame duck” tour, spoke for about an hour and a half and lectured Gaffney about being a freshmen councilor. This from the guy who lost to Konnie Lukes by a million votes when he ran for Mayor in 2007 and still made the city pay for a recount.

But the star of the show was Gary Rosen. The hippies called him a racist tonight several times and he lost his shit on them at the end:

Councilors were charged with being racist. So many of the speakers I know well. Several speakers got up and made the charge, even though it’s not necessary, it sounds like Mosaic does so much great stuff, they’ll pass any audit with flying colors. But just because they can pass an audit and are doing wonderful things – I won’t apologize, ever. But I’ll thank Mosaic. But to have to turn to charges of racism is wrong. No member of this CC should stand for that. This is the first time I’ve heard Gary Rosen called a racist because he wants to know about funding. There’s no reason to brand anyone racist because they want to know about funding. I will never accept being branded a racist in this community. We do have a fiduciary responsibility.

Don’t fuck with Gary Rosen hippies. You’ve been served.

The bottom line is, this was probably the greatest night in Turtleboy Sports history. And the stars of the show in descending order tonight were: 5. Turtleboy Sports Revolution, 4. Mike Gaffney, 3. Jeffrey Balcom, 2. Mesfin Beshir, 1. Gary Rosen.

Well done Turtle riders. Job well done. If they have nothing to hide, this will all be over shortly.

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