Clive McFarlane “Outs” Turtleboy In Hilarious Hit Piece For Turtlegram And Inadvertently Starts “I Am Turtleboy” Movement


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We’re doing a new daily blog, going chapter by chapter through “I Am Turtleboy” and answering questions directly from turtle riders. Last night’s episode was removed by Facebook so you can only listen on SoundCloud or iTunes. The reason? “Offers of sexual services, solicitation of sexual material, threats or depictions of sexual violence, threats to share intimate images or any sexual content involving minors.”

The irony of a book club discussion about a book about censorship being censored for something that clearly was not happening is amazing. We will not be silenced.

The Turtelgram’s Clive McFarlane had it out for Turtleboy and decided to “out” Turtleboy in a hit piece full of lies that many critics of the blog still reference today. Here’s the real history between Clive and Uncle Turtleboy, and how he inadvertently started the “I Am Turtleboy” movement amongst turtle riders.





3 Comment(s)
    December 14, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    Clive is a piece of baboon trash. Monkey monkey monkey porch monkey moolie moolie moolie monkey spear chucker monkey. WHITE PRIDE!!!!!!!

    • Harambe
      December 15, 2018 at 2:21 am

      For the love of bananas!!!
      Would you PLEASE stop with the terribly unfair and cruel comparisons between this Jive Ass Clive and my simian brethren?!??
      Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

  • Y
    December 14, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    I think everyone at TBS gets hammered on Thursday nights because they don’t post blogs till hours after lunch time on Fridays…
    In the meantime, I have to occupy myself w/work, Barstool, Textastrophe, etc.

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