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So apparently there was some sort of softball tournament where a coach kicked the shit out of a parent of one of his players after the coach kicked the guy’s daughter off the team. I’m not sure exactly where it’s form, but based on their accents and unlikeable demeanor, it’s safe to say this is a New Jersey special:
Savages. Absolute savages. And I’m not even talking about the animals fighting. I’m talking about the numbnuts who decided to hold his phone sideways when he taped this. Granted the coach took it a little too far and he’s the one that turned it into a physical confrontation, but I’ve never seen someone who deserved to get their ass kicked more than this man:
Grown ass man using the word “bruh.” “You got a problem with me? I don’t think so bruh.” That alone is grounds for a whoopin. No wonder his kid got kicked off the team. How’d you like to be his daughter? It’s bad enough your Dad wears a laniard with his sunglasses, but he comes to all of your games and never, ever shuts the fuck up. You know how you can tell this guy is an asshole? He told the coach that his daughter didn’t get kicked off the team – he PULLED her off the team. Because people like him always have to win every argument. They never know when to shut the fuck up, and sometimes it ends up with them getting their ass kicked by their daughter’s softball coach.
And can I just say that I think it’s hilarious that he told the coach that he’s “on vacation.” Imagine this was your vacation. Your Dad took time off from work to go to your softball tournament with his ex-wife and her new boyfriend, and he ends up getting you kicked off the team followed by a vicious beating at the hands of the coach in the parking lot. This is the most New Jersey thing you will ever see. The only way it could’ve been better is if Randy Marsh showed up and kicked both of their asses:
And by the way, the loudmouth easily should’ve won this fight too. Let’s break down the tape. The coach has this guy lined up for a knuckle sandwich and completely misses him, not once
not twice
but three times
Then he gets on the coaches back and has him right where he wants him. All he has to do is knock him in the back of the head a few times:
But because he is a bumbling buffoon and a walking embarassment, he completely misses on this opportunity
Then of course the coach pulls the ol’ switch-a-roo, grabs him buy the legs and tosses him backwards
Only a matter of time at this point. The coach has him right where he wants him
Now keep in mind, this guy has probably been the biggest pain in the coach’s ass for the last three months. When he saw that this guy’s daughter was on his team he probably wanted to kill himself, because I guarantee this guy is well known around whatever town in Bergen County they hail from. At the dinner table every night he probably complains to his family about what a dooshnozzle this guy is, and how he wishes he could just beat the fuck out of him once.
Now he has that opportunity and there’s no way he’s passing up on it. So he pounds him into a bloody pulp, again
and again
and again
and again
And then both of their daughters grew up to be the most terrible people on the planet. Never change Jersey. Never change.
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10 Comment(s)
Two South Jersey guys. All that’s missing are the Eagles or Flyers jerseys.
TLC will be offering that loudmouth a show any second now.
glad the dumb fuck got his head caved in . we will be seeing him in a few months in his daughters new sport … soccer
Not that it’s hard, but just another reason to hate NJ and everything it stands for.
A suggestion to both asshats in this video. Take some BJJ classes. This all would have been over and one with the second that guy gave up his back. Rear naked Choke anyone? Sleepy time in less than 25 seconds. No one would have been bleeding, one guy would have woken up stunned and all would have been settled. But no, lets get bloody, make a mess of our fat asses and embarrass everyone in sight.
An armbar would have been a nice touch too. Always gets the bad guy squealing like a pig and always ends the confrontation once one guy realizes he is way out of his league. They always give up before any real damage is done.
Rear naked Choke anyone?
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No thanks. I’m good.
Choking someone out? Like attempted murder in the state of Massachusetts?(and NJ) You people are fucking brainless. This softball coach is a POS, monkey fisting some out of shape helicopter parent, busting his nose open for all of world star. Hope this fuck loses his right to coach that team. Also hope helicopter parents never uses the term “Bruh” again.
also this is the equivalent of two sea lions fighting….
Coach’s justice!
That. Was. Great!