Mainstream Media Fails

Collection Of BuzzFeed And HuffPost Journalists Whining About Losing Their Jobs A Week After They Smeared And Attacked Children On Twitter Will Brighten Your Day

 

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The fake news media is finally getting its comeuppance for what they did to the Covington kids, and so many other people with their one sided, completely slanted coverage of the “news.”

Digital publishers BuzzFeed and Verizon’s HuffPost have wasted no time in implementing the cuts they said were coming earlier this week to accommodate the new financial realities. Bryan Maygers, head of the HuffPost opinions section, tweeted his goodbye Thursday: “Hi all. So some sad news. As of this morning, HuffPost’s opinion section is no more. I and the rest of the team have been let go.” HuffPost’s parent company, Verizon, said it was chopping 7 percent of the personnel in the Media Group, which also includes Yahoo and AOL. The cuts total about 1,000 people. BuzzFeed is smaller, but the cuts of about 250 people, or 15 percent of the work force, were implemented almost as soon as they were announced. The national security, health care and national news desks were all being let go, according to reports.

Karma tastes so much better when it’s salty. Basically Huffington Post and Buzzfeed both got rid of their opinion section, because there’s no need for an opinion section when your news section is entirely opinion. Here’s a quick look at what the world has lost from these layoffs.

Bryan Maygars is your typical sheltered SJW 20 something white boy who moved to Brooklyn to be near everyone he agreed with ideologically, got a blue checkmark because he ran the opinion section at HuffPost, and used his platform for hot takes like this.

What will the world do without a grown adult victim blaming children by calling them “bad” for wearing hats that support the sitting President of the United States?

Thoughts and prayers.

How will we survive without blue checkmarks like HuffPost’s Nick Wing calling other white people racist in order to feel better about himself?

If you need him he’ll be whining that another social network isn’t censoring people who “harass” failed journalists like him.

I don’t wanna live in a world where I can’t read about people who are so self-absorbed that they marry themselves.

HuffPost’s deputy opinion editor Chloe Angyal will no longer be able to virtue signal about how they stopped hiring white people in order to bring more trans women of color on board.

Sad day for journalism. Luckily she has a “literal PhD in romantic comedies” so she’ll be in high demand for sure.

HuffPost’s Carolina Moreno will have to lead the charge for resisting somewhere else, because her ass got fired too.

If you need someone to write some clickbait about “marginalized communities” give her a buzz. It’s not like she has any other skills.

But where will I read about how the Covington kids were evil due to their religious upbringing?

 

Luckily HuffStool Sports seems to be hiring!

And I know when I’m on the throne in the morning I like to read stories about what trans dads can expect when they’re prego.

So much quality journalisming down the drain.

And now I’ll be lost for what to do about sex toys for transmasculine people.

And I know when I watch TV shows the first thing that goes through my mind is, “This show’s pretty good, but it would be a lot better with more abortion.”

Journalism is a lot worse off without people lecturing us all about how only white people can be racist.

And with BuzzFeed laying off guys like this, how will I ever stay woke about Covington kids participating in genocide?

Also, I can’t live in a world where white people don’t lecture me about how Indian mascots and TV shows made the Covington kids evil.

Huge loss.

And we definitely need more people to mock Megyn Kelley after she lost her job due to Twitter outrage from blue checkmarks.

But if you’re gonna make fun of someone for losing their job, try not to lose your job a week later.

Just sayin.

Then there’s this thing:

Talia Lavin parlayed a last place finish on Jeopardy! into a job as a fact checker at the New Yorker. Except she fucked that one up pretty quickly when she wrongly stated that a paraplegic veteran who now works for ICE and was spotlighted for saving children from abuse, was a white supremacist because of a tattoo she misinterpreted.

You had one job. Just one. Fact. Checker.

Nevertheless an untalented hack like this immediately got another job offer from HuffPost where she produced stories like this.

So true. Everyone who believes in due process and is skeptical about a woman who repeatedly lied while under oath, also thinks women are animals who deserve to be raped.

Hopefully The Atlantic is hiring so she can keep on sharing hot takes about the Covington kids trying to crush women’s reproductive rights while hate smirking at fake veteran elders.

WAHHHH!!!!

Talia Lavin and people like her meanwhile are using their blue checkmarks to whine that people on 4Chan are harassing failed, unemployed journalists by saying, “learn to code.”

I shit you not. “Learn to code” is harassment. What people mean when they say “learn to code,” is that coding is a valuable skill that can get you a highly paid job because it’s in demand. When a skill is in demand employers have to offer a higher salary because the people who can do that job are rare. Whereas, on the other hand, people who spit out, “The Covington kids are racist cuz of white privilege,” and “Brett Kavanaugh raped me with his freedom,” are a dime a dozen. You can go to any coffee shop in Brooklyn and find a dozen of them sitting on laptops, drinking soy lattes, and looking for things to be offended by on the Internet.

But here’s the crazy part – Twitter is now banning people who say, “learn to code,” for harassment, despite allowing Kathy Griffin and others to violently threaten children all last week.

I’m not even kidding. This is a platform that allowed people to openly threaten and dox children last week. Just ask Kathy Griffin.

It allows that, but it doesn’t allow people to make fun of bad journalists by giving them good advice to learn how to code.

And in the greatest twist of irony ever……

They’re complaining that Twitter isn’t “ethically moderating” their website, while she attacks children on their website.

Hopefully her ass is getting sued.

Of course Twitter did this because failed liberal writers like Ben Collins from NBC made a big stink about hurt feelz from failed journalists.

You may remember Ben Collins from his Turtleboy debute a few weeks ago, after he used Twitter to urge Facebook to deplatform Pop Squad because they’re trying to prevent kids from getting raped.

This is who the MSM (and that now included HuffPost and BuzzFeed) promotes. They hate religious people, Trump supporters, white teenagers, and people who can code. What a huge loss for the media.

 

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Moochelle Obonzo
    January 30, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Fuck them and those like them.

  • I hate asswad "journalists"
    January 29, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Fuck every single one of these Blue Checked asswads ! You reap what you sow. You sow lies? You reap shit.
    I don’t have one single tear or feeling of sympathy for any of these assholes !

  • Evil Laughing Guy from Generation X
    January 29, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Coming off the recently released “Fyre” docs on Hulu and Netflix…this is really just icing on the cake! Congrats, millennials: you are officially America’s dumbest generation.

  • JoeMomma
    January 29, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Come on people, not a single one of these folks are smart enough to learn how to code……

  • I see dumb people
    January 29, 2019 at 9:34 am

    Hahaha Twitter sucks ass .. I had a twitter account many many years ago havent been active on it in maybe 6 7 uears and everyday i get atleast 4 emails from twitter telling me they miss me and asking me to sign back in hahahha fuck twotter and thier blue check marks

  • Cube Monkey
    January 29, 2019 at 7:51 am

    It’s called capitalism. If nobody wants to read your shit you don’t get paid because you suck. Go work at NPR where payments are stolen from my paycheck.

    My job sucks ,but I make a lot of money because people don’t like doing boring and stressful shit.

  • Judge Smails
    January 29, 2019 at 7:41 am

    The world needs ditch diggers, too!

  • Turdchomper
    January 29, 2019 at 12:39 am

    I think this calls for a gofundme

  • Straight Outta Dedham
    January 28, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    How the mighty have fallen! Glad to see these blue check mark hatemongers get their just desserts. Pass the Zoloft bitches!

  • Tranny the Treni
    January 28, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Since they all seem to be white, it would be nice if the jobs they applied to were filled by minorities, especially illegals. Im sure they would understand and swallow their white guilt and go apply at starbux or bussing tables at red robin, mcdonalds, red lobster, olive garden, etc.

  • Lola Bunny
    January 28, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Huh. How does one go about marrying oneself? Maybe that would help curb the masturbation fascination?
    Oh ya, asking for a friend.

  • Tom Blackburn
    January 28, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Looking at these folks who got fired.. proof that not all liberals are faggots, but all faggots are liberals.

  • Dark Truth
    January 28, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    The chan’s are an autistic cesspool of humamity. God bless ’em.

  • Clyde the Glide
    January 28, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Who is going to miss all these hacks? Not me. When I need to know who is parking in handicap spaces, getting into moronic verbal beefs over brownies and deadcats, when some druggie rambles on about something even they don’t understand what they are writing, and, for the all important intent of any specific gofundme page, I know where to get my news. An added plus, to sit through a 45- 1 hr live quality rehash show to make sure it all sets in. Hey, I know where to go.

  • Human Debris... Flush
    January 28, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    A collection of complete degenerates with no significant writing skills or knowledge, all they had was outrage, anger and leftists talking points.

    These maggots will be all over dating apps looking for somebody to lean-on. Who the fuck can’t get on a computer and write their opinion about something and post it. It’s called social media the whole world does it now. The so-called writers of the past (barnacle) were the equivalent of entitled hacks getting picked for lucrative state jobs.

  • HuffPost Writer
    January 28, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    These writers were basically tossed in the fucking trash by life. Maybe the recycling bin, if theyve got any guts. They poured their hearts and souls into shitty columns and stories waiting for thumbs ups and likes that never came. Just like me. A Turtlboy commenter. Sad, I know. Except I have a real job. I evict single moms, their bastard kids, junkie baby daddy’s, and thieving immigrants from their pathetic Section 8 apartments all over the poor parts of Mass. They say if you find a job that you love, you’ll never work a day in your life. It’s so true. The joy I get from watching the police kick these sacks of shit to the curb brings tears of joy to my dead eyes. It’s just beautiful watching them carry their iPhones, their vape pens, fold-up strollers, and all the pathetic their soft hand can hold. Right into a waiting cab, to be whisked off to the homeless shelter. It’s something to behold. They just need to reinvent themselves.

    • R
      January 28, 2019 at 8:45 pm

      That’s some sweet fuckin’ prose. It made me feel something. I know this is important to you; it made me feel [italic effervescent[/italic].

    • Fire them all
      January 29, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      You, my friend, are funnier than the entire army of Huff Po and Buzzfeed soviet thugs dumped on the sidewalks of Brooklyn. Combined.

      And these losers are far too stupid to ever learn coding.

  • Iraqistan Vet
    January 28, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    When I was a kid I used to watch the epic BBC documentary world at war. When I was young I could not believe that people would standby and do nothing as their neighbors were rounded up and slaughtered. Then I grew up and read books, Learned about cunts like Joseph Goebbels and the propaganda assholes and how they corrupted peoples minds. The alphabet networks, CNN and all the other shit head media outlets Are doing the work Joseph Stalin referred to as the useful idiots.. Fuck them all nine ways to Sunday. Bunch of worthless cunt’s

  • Mary Nearing
    January 28, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I love it when the Karma bus comes around an knocks you the [email protected] out!  You must be jumping for joy!  

  • Wwy
    January 28, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Jew news took a hit,good that Americans don’t believe the kikes anymore. Big noses big liars.

    • heeb conspiracy
      January 28, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      I ate some jue-jue-bees candy and my filling came out. Went to the Dentist a Dr. Schlostky-gold-digger-silver-man…. jue-jue-bees pull out my filling and a Jew Dr. is paid to put filling back in??? Coincidence I think not!

  • Buzzkill
    January 28, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    If you use the following words you may be a brainwashed liberal:
    Racist
    Toxic
    Misogynist
    Resist
    Transmasculine
    Nazi

    The Boston Globe is hiring, good luck…

    • wwyass
      January 28, 2019 at 6:22 pm

      Well good evening Wwy….will you be attending my bar mitzvah this year? Trying to get a headcount

    • MAGA
      January 28, 2019 at 9:08 pm

      Would much rather hear these words:

      White power
      Black are worthless
      Fags are worthless
      Donald Trump is the lord god
      Trannys are worthless
      White pride

    • Big Wick
      January 29, 2019 at 10:34 am

      I’d add “woke” and “cultural appropriation” to the list, expressions that turn me from (now who’s outside, inside) Jeckyll into Hyde and should be banned from usage.

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 28, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Is it okay to say “get a job”?

  • z
    January 28, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    And another thing. at BuzzFeed the big thing was when it hit the fan:

    Laid-Off BuzzFeed “Workers:” Can We Bring In “Therapy Puppies” to Help Us Cope With Being Fired?

    courtesy of the Ace of Spades HQ web site.

  • Tribunals Have Started
    January 28, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    It takes a heart of stone not to laugh at these liberal  millennial losers who went to $70k year schools on loans majoring in hating the USA….back to mom’s basement 

    Oh yeah also go learn to code

    Maga

  • z
    January 28, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    I did learn to code 40+ years ago.
    Gainfully employed for 43 years coding.
    If an imbecile like me can make $100 K a year a lot of people can.
    Math has very little to do with this occupation.

    Theoretically all these laid off schmucks are much smarter than me.
    I only have a 2 year associates degree.
    Many of these assholes have masters.

    It wasn’t fucking harassment when “Black Jesus”, Barack Obama in 2013
    said “Learn to code” to coal miners in Kentucky who lost their jobs.

    But you have to love it. I’ve seen people much smarter than me fail because they didn’t love it.
    Also, a very frustrating occupation.
    If/then, if then, if/then, FUCK!!
    If/then, if then, if/then,if/then, if/then, FUCK!!
    If/then, if then, if/then,if/then, if/then, ,if/then, if/then, FUCK!!

    Fuck these shits. They’re saying my occupation is beneath them. Fuck them to hell.
    Twitter survives on fucking code. It wouldn’t exist without people who code.
    I imagine that the coders in Twitter sub-basement 25 (300 feet underground) are really thrilled
    that the fucking Eloi (Zuckerberg + company) think so little of coders – the Morlocks.

    • Rockland assclown
      January 28, 2019 at 10:53 pm

      Learn to coal, bitches.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    January 28, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Now, telling the laid off “journalists” to “learn to code”, like these same writers told out of work coal miners to do, is considered harassment on Twitter. Personally, I hope they don’t learn to code. My husband and 3 of my kids are coders, and they don’t want to work with this trash! Thanks TB for this article! Made my day!!

  • Randall Guy
    January 28, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Meh, never cool to rejoice when someone (who you have different opinions from) loses their job. I guess free speech is just for certain people.

    You would think TB could feel their pain. But I guess not.

    • z
      January 28, 2019 at 5:25 pm

      Moron.
      Nobody is stopping them from speaking their mind.
      They have every right to speak their mind on a platform that will let them.
      Just like you.
      The irony of which you are incapable of grasping.

      TB at any time could change the house rules on posting here.
      You or I could be left behind. It’s not our platform.
      At the present time TB says have at it.
      Twitter and Facebook, not so much.

      • Mike
        January 28, 2019 at 5:40 pm

        I second!

        Randall Guy is a moron.

      • Randall Guy
        January 29, 2019 at 10:17 am

        Meh, anyone who rejoices that someone lost their jobs because they expressed their opinion is kind of an asshole.

        • Randy Random
          January 29, 2019 at 12:57 pm

          So it was OK for Obama to rejoice at coal miners losing there jobs by telling them to learn to code? Sort of a double standard here.

    • randall guy sucks cock
      January 28, 2019 at 7:57 pm

      shut up you fucking imbecile, you have the interpretative skills of a sparrow. asshole

    • Randall's Mom
      January 29, 2019 at 1:45 am

      Randall, I thought I told you no internet for a week. Now get your keaster over here and rub my bunions.

  • MrSmiley
    January 28, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    They deserve a vacation. To Pakistan for the purpose of exploring Taliban/AQ territory. I hear their respect for journalism especially females and other freaks is very high! #noheadnoproblem

  • Y
    January 28, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    the sad thing is, they have no idea this is self inflicted.

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