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So this post from some angry hippie up in Turner Falls (next to Greenfield) has been shared a few hundred times and came across our roster:

You hippies have been whining about safe spaces for months, and now that you’ve finally got one you’re complaining about it? This is why no one takes you people seriously.

Alright, first of all, we’ve never been to this school. But I will guarantee you they do not put kids in there for hours. That’s just a bold faced lie for page views on by Michelle Crowningshield B. But even if they do put the crazy kids in there for a few minutes to cool off, who gives a shit? Sometimes some of these little kids are just plain crazy because they’re raised by savages. When they start wilin out and kicking things and throwing blocks around like a crazy person, they need to be put in a safe space like this where they can swear their little lungs off. The rest of the kids in the class have a right to learn and the teachers have a job to do. Plus they’ve even got an outlet in there so the kid can plug in his iPhone. Everyone’s a winner. Chill out hippies.

And make no doubt about it, this woman is a legit hippie:

Oh yea and take a wild guess where she lives…..

Of course she lives in Colrain. Because as we know by now, Colrain has the highest concentration of dooshnozzles and vagrants in the continental 48 states.

And her job is a “Master of Creations” at Sacred Holistic Arts. That’s a job when you live in Franklin County. It’s basically a place where hippies go to blow their trust fund money:

There are two types of people who live north of Northampton – this kind

and this kind

If you live in Franklin County, there’s a really good chance your front lawn has either a “No Pipeline” sign on it, or a rusty old Trans Am. It’s a special collection of hippies and rednecks who manage to find a way to coexist in their mutual dislike of all things technology and fun.

And as you know, if someone posted something on Facebook then it’s 100% true. Doesn’t matter if no one can verify that this picture actually comes from inside the school. Doesn’t matter if there’s no explanation as to who took the picture and how and when it was taken. Doesn’t matter that this woman has never stepped foot in the school herself and doesn’t work in Turner Falls. Doesn’t matter that it makes no sense that a teacher would leave class unattended for hours to hold a door closed in order to imprison a 6 year old. Doesn’t matter that this woman is a professional hippie with zero background in education. Doesn’t matter she is a professional complainer:

Doesn’t matter that this is what she does on the weekends for fun

Doesn’t matter that this is how her house is decorated

Doesn’t matter that the school is clearly a happy environment where kids love to learn almost as much as they love their teachers:

None of those things matter because she posted it on Facebook, which means it’s a fact now. Naturally the Internet reacted to this clearly factual post:

Yea, let’s bust out the sledge hammer!! That seems rational.

Massive healing energies? What does that even mean??!! Guaranteed Nicole Dyer is an anti-vaxer. 100%. She’s definitely in a position where she can shit on teachers she doesn’t know simply because one of her hippies friends put this picture on Facebook.

Looks like we’ve got a potential Internet lawsuit in the making!!

Wait…..what?

Oh for fuck’s sake….

No, that never happened. You’re literally making that up. Either that or you’re taking the tall tales of two* behavior problem 6 year olds as legitimate testimony.

You would literally hit someone for doing disciplining your hypothetical out of control child? Congratulations, you are literally the cause of 99% of society’s problems.

You know why kids are heading to college as gigantic va-jay-jays and whining about safe spaces? Because parents are convincing them that they were “traumatized” because they got put into a room for a couple minutes in order to calm the fuck down.

Oh man, there will be no stopping you if you get all 25!!!

What the hell are these hippies smoking?? Why is their solution to everything always art? Kids are sick? Draw a mural. Kids are punching other kids? Draw them a mural. How bout this – raise your kid not to be a savage and then they won’t get sent to the crazy kid room.

Then there’s this guy’s tall tales:

First of all, none of that ever happened. No one ever bolted you into a padded room in Sheffield. Secondly, you never tried to beat your way through any walls. Thirdly, if you were that fucked up, stupid, and crazy as a child, you absolutely belonged in a padded room.

Here’s the thing though – this picture might not even be from Hillcrest Elementary School.

We messaged this mother to confirm if this was true. She assured us that her son attended this school for three years and occasionally had discipline issues. The tactic was never used on him and when he was shown the picture he confirmed that it is not from his school. As a matter of fact, this woman knows exactly where the picture comes from:

But please, keep sharing this woman’s post about how outraged you are that kids are being abused by their evil teachers. I’m sure it fits right into your hippie Greenfield agenda. Never mind all the facts and inaccuracies in the woman’s stories. Those things are dumb. Internet outrage is way more fun and always accurate. Always.

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