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Colrain Hippie Makes Up Story About Elementary School Padded Cell In Turner Falls And Hippies Lose Their Minds

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So this post from some angry hippie up in Turner Falls (next to Greenfield) has been shared a few hundred times and came across our roster:

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You hippies have been whining about safe spaces for months, and now that you’ve finally got one you’re complaining about it? This is why no one takes you people seriously.


Alright, first of all, we’ve never been to this school. But I will guarantee you they do not put kids in there for hours. That’s just a bold faced lie for page views on by Michelle Crowningshield B. But even if they do put the crazy kids in there for a few minutes to cool off, who gives a shit? Sometimes some of these little kids are just plain crazy because they’re raised by savages. When they start wilin out and kicking things and throwing blocks around like a crazy person, they need to be put in a safe space like this where they can swear their little lungs off. The rest of the kids in the class have a right to learn and the teachers have a job to do. Plus they’ve even got an outlet in there so the kid can plug in his iPhone. Everyone’s a winner. Chill out hippies.

And make no doubt about it, this woman is a legit hippie:

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Oh yea and take a wild guess where she lives…..

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Of course she lives in Colrain. Because as we know by now, Colrain has the highest concentration of dooshnozzles and vagrants in the continental 48 states.

And her job is a “Master of Creations” at Sacred Holistic Arts. That’s a job when you live in Franklin County. It’s basically a place where hippies go to blow their trust fund money:

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There are two types of people who live north of Northampton – this kind

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and this kind

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If you live in Franklin County, there’s a really good chance your front lawn has either a “No Pipeline” sign on it, or a rusty old Trans Am. It’s a special collection of hippies and rednecks who manage to find a way to coexist in their mutual dislike of all things technology and fun.

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And as you know, if someone posted something on Facebook then it’s 100% true. Doesn’t matter if no one can verify that this picture actually comes from inside the school. Doesn’t matter if there’s no explanation as to who took the picture and how and when it was taken. Doesn’t matter that this woman has never stepped foot in the school herself and doesn’t work in Turner Falls. Doesn’t matter that it makes no sense that a teacher would leave class unattended for hours to hold a door closed in order to imprison a 6 year old. Doesn’t matter that this woman is a professional hippie with zero background in education. Doesn’t matter she is a professional complainer:

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Doesn’t matter that this is what she does on the weekends for fun


Doesn’t matter that this is how her house is decorated


Doesn’t matter that the school is clearly a happy environment where kids love to learn almost as much as they love their teachers:




None of those things matter because she posted it on Facebook, which means it’s a fact now. Naturally the Internet reacted to this clearly factual post:


Yea, let’s bust out the sledge hammer!! That seems rational.


Massive healing energies? What does that even mean??!! Guaranteed Nicole Dyer is an anti-vaxer. 100%. She’s definitely in a position where she can shit on teachers she doesn’t know simply because one of her hippies friends put this picture on Facebook.



Looks like we’ve got a potential Internet lawsuit in the making!!

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Oh for fuck’s sake….

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No, that never happened. You’re literally making that up. Either that or you’re taking the tall tales of two* behavior problem 6 year olds as legitimate testimony.

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You would literally hit someone for doing disciplining your hypothetical out of control child? Congratulations, you are literally the cause of 99% of society’s problems.

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You know why kids are heading to college as gigantic va-jay-jays and whining about safe spaces? Because parents are convincing them that they were “traumatized” because they got put into a room for a couple minutes in order to calm the fuck down.

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Oh man, there will be no stopping you if you get all 25!!!

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What the hell are these hippies smoking?? Why is their solution to everything always art? Kids are sick? Draw a mural. Kids are punching other kids? Draw them a mural. How bout this – raise your kid not to be a savage and then they won’t get sent to the crazy kid room.

Then there’s this guy’s tall tales:

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First of all, none of that ever happened. No one ever bolted you into a padded room in Sheffield. Secondly, you never tried to beat your way through any walls. Thirdly, if you were that fucked up, stupid, and crazy as a child, you absolutely belonged in a padded room.

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Here’s the thing though – this picture might not even be from Hillcrest Elementary School.

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We messaged this mother to confirm if this was true. She assured us that her son attended this school for three years and occasionally had discipline issues. The tactic was never used on him and when he was shown the picture he confirmed that it is not from his school. As a matter of fact, this woman knows exactly where the picture comes from:

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But please, keep sharing this woman’s post about how outraged you are that kids are being abused by their evil teachers. I’m sure it fits right into your hippie Greenfield agenda. Never mind all the facts and inaccuracies in the woman’s stories. Those things are dumb. Internet outrage is way more fun and always accurate. Always.




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20 Comment(s)
  • bob
    May 23, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    That an adult would hold the door shut is stupid and ridiculous. Put a padlock on the door and keep the trouble makers out of the class. Don’t normal students deserve the right to learn? Oh yeah, throw in a little snack so they don’t starve.

  • January 11, 2016 at 9:10 am

    COme on Turtleboy

    YOu are making it tough for us to keep following you. I have been a faithful reader of your site for a long time but you are starting to get a little crazy with your ways. By lumping “everyone North of Northampton” into one group that is purely retarded and offensive to the 3rd degree.. I have ALL my teeth!!!!!!

  • Jillian
    January 10, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    Seriously turtleboy has nothing better to do? Saying people from Franklin county have no pipeline signs or a rusty trans am in their front yard is b/s. Get real..

  • Patrick
    January 10, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    This was a nasty and mean article..

  • Joshua Blier
    January 10, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    I was raised in Turnersfalls as a child. I attended hilcrest, Sheffield, and turners falls middle school/high school. in Sheffield elementary school there was a room exactaly as explained above. I was locked in this room on multiple occasions, as were many other children and that attended the school at that time. So before you comment and say this mark Heath kid is lying , maybe you should take the time to get the facts straight because he is 100% telling the truth. OR, Maybe you or someone you know are affiliated with the school system and know the validity of his statements, so this article is a sad attempt to discredit him, and anyone, that can shed light on a topic that may in the future bring the school system embarrassment and huge legal ramifications. Or your just an idiot that makes biased articles based on your opinion alone.

    • Wabbitt
      January 10, 2016 at 12:30 pm

      I’d bet Turtleboy’s legendary Nantucket horse ranch that your story is the most never happened thing in the history of shit that never happened.

  • andrea
    January 10, 2016 at 11:08 am

    Who the f### writes this s###? Im from colrain….and its a pretty pleasant place to live….and what the f### is this turtle boy s###? I grew up in colrain….still have family there and ive never see half the ppl u post like this happy chick….and the padded room your talking about is in turners or colrain? I don’t get it…..went to colrain elementry….theirs no padded cell room or time out rooms. Colrain might be a little red neck. But no different then charlemont or heath or any of the surrounding towns…not to mention its right next to Vermont. Theirs so many different hill towns across the country….wtf is so bad with good old peaceful colrain? Jeez. This whole hype is ridiculously blown into dumb media s###

  • Sue
    January 10, 2016 at 10:52 am

    Wait! Stop. I live in Greenfield, I was born in the 60’s and been here for the entirety. I’m neither a Hippie or a drug burn out! No Pipeline or Trans Am for me. I am three steps from a Computer Geek (embracing technology). Please don’t condemn us all for the actions of the idiots! Peace out LOL

  • K. McGuire
    January 10, 2016 at 9:38 am

    As I live in Franklin County, I will admit that it has its share of hippies, flower children and other assorted oddballs. The history of this goes back to the 60’s with communes, etc. Most of them are drug burnouts and sponge off the public dole. Their kids usually turn out the same way they do. We think of them as harmless, but I would like to see them stay out in the woods just in case. They do ore harm than people realize. These are the Bernie Sanders supporters.

  • Dave Lind
    January 10, 2016 at 9:19 am

    Patrick…….Let us be the judge of that.

  • SnappingTurtle
    January 10, 2016 at 8:38 am

    If any flower children, hippies or holisticHymens wish to discuss this, please come to the turtleboy sports Facebook page..

    • Um
      January 11, 2016 at 8:37 am

      What’s wrong with the comments section here?

    • Shimmy
      January 11, 2016 at 9:57 am

      And where do you live? Have you ever been to Franklin County?…Write a damn real story. You’re no better than the hippie herself with false facts.

  • January 10, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Turtle man or turtle boy it seems to me that you have far too much time on your hands. Why don’t you write an article on your own town because no matter where you live, the same kinds of people live there too… instead of wasting your time writing about topics you clearly have no idea about. You are not funny. It seems like you might just need some attention from the media as you obviously don’t get enough at home

    • SnappingTurtle
      January 10, 2016 at 8:44 am

      Great point of view. Come to the Facebook page to enlighten us!

  • Patrick
    January 10, 2016 at 7:48 am

    First I would like to say that I totally agree that this story is total B/S, I had two boys that went to that school and never heard a single story about this so called room in my life. Secondly I mean no disrespect by saying this, but I am offended that everyone up here in greenfield/ turners area are in just those two categories of people. I am no hippy or a redneck. Having said that I am amazed about how much stupidity and lack of common sence there is in this area.

  • January 10, 2016 at 7:19 am

    The masses are asses

  • Jake from State Farm
    January 10, 2016 at 6:53 am

    I guess there are a lot of lonely boring and gullible people that latch onto obvious lies and spin on social media and all commiserate together to feel relevant.

    I hope the school sues her. Blatant lies regarding abuse I’m sure. And abuse is indeed serious, so is false accusations.

  • Jake from State Farm
    January 10, 2016 at 6:52 am

    I guess there are a lot of lonely boring and gullible people that latch onto obvious lies and spin on social media and all commiserate together to feel relevant.

    I hope the school sues her. Blatant lies regarding abuse I’m sure. And abuse is indeed serious, so is false accusations.

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