This tweet is the most Indianapolis Colts thing I have ever seen:
It’s like they’re trying to make fun of themselves. This sounds like a joke I would make about the Colts, but in reality it’s a real thing that the Colts are promoting. They just make it too easy to laugh at them. A team whose owner was arrested for being a prescription pill junkie:
trying to collect pills, which will almost definitely end up in Jim Irsay’s glove compartment. And what do you get if you give uncle Jim all your unused percosets? A highlight DVD of their 2014 season. The same season that ended in a 45-7 whitewashing in Foxboro. The same team who was handed four of their 11 wins simply because they are fortunate enough to play in the same division as the Titans and Jaguars. This is something that they not only celebrate with banners
but also commemorate with DVD’s. Hey Colts fans, you know what we call a Patriots loss in the AFC Championship up here in New England? A bad dream. A complete failure. A wasted season. And what do the Colts call it? Trade bait for prescription drugs. This is why we have duckboat parades and you have stock cars driving around a track 500 times.