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This tweet is the most Indianapolis Colts thing I have ever seen:
It’s like they’re trying to make fun of themselves. This sounds like a joke I would make about the Colts, but in reality it’s a real thing that the Colts are promoting. They just make it too easy to laugh at them. A team whose owner was arrested for being a prescription pill junkie:
trying to collect pills, which will almost definitely end up in Jim Irsay’s glove compartment. And what do you get if you give uncle Jim all your unused percosets? A highlight DVD of their 2014 season. The same season that ended in a 45-7 whitewashing in Foxboro. The same team who was handed four of their 11 wins simply because they are fortunate enough to play in the same division as the Titans and Jaguars. This is something that they not only celebrate with banners
but also commemorate with DVD’s. Hey Colts fans, you know what we call a Patriots loss in the AFC Championship up here in New England? A bad dream. A complete failure. A wasted season. And what do the Colts call it? Trade bait for prescription drugs. This is why we have duckboat parades and you have stock cars driving around a track 500 times.
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how does that dvd even end? do they just have regular season highlights and end it like “and the colts were off to the playoffs once again. raise the motherfucking playoff contender banner”
Hey Turtleboy, if I got really hammered and drove around your fair city of Worcester with my car full of pills and $29,029 in cash, would I get pulled over by the police? What would the police do when they found the pills and the cash? Here in Indy they apologize for bothering you and offer you a ride home. Thank the Lord Jimbo wasn’t caught with deflated balls.
Stock car racing is a lot of fun, just saying. BYOB, fast cars, chicks in daisy dukes and bikini tops. Could be worse. Yes there are fat drunken hill billies too, but get some good seats and you don’t have to deal with that.
Irsay’s gonna call his buddy Rush Limbaugh and they’re going to have a pill poppin’ party.
I am beginning to believe that “Deflategate” was a pre-planned conspiracy to defame Brady and the Patriots. There’s a lot of illegal betting on football out there, and those involved would stop at nothing (except murder, I hope) to affect the odds.
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