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Connecticut Gutterskag Queen LaQueefa Blames State Police For Destroying Drug-Slinging Rectal Canoe Friend’s 6 Year Old Daughter’s Belongings, Presumably While Raiding His Place Looking For His Drugs And Guns

Check out this ultra classy, high society gal.



Oh yeah, that’s a future accountant or doctor right there! Recently one of hoodrat Queen Laqueefa’s dear old pals was arrested by the Connecticut State Police, and she went “free muh boi” in the most junktastic way possible…. by using his six year old daughter to try and collect some donations!

Hard pass, Pascale. Because the child who became a “victim” of the State police somehow, as opposed to her shitty parents and their shitty life decisions, is the crotch fruit of this fine citizen, Craig Lagasse.


I bet he and Pascale met at the same country club! And this knobslobber wasn’t just arrested with a little weed.


“On March 13, 2019 at approx. 7:00 pm officers received a report of possible road rage incident near 322 East Main St. Officers located a vehicle operated by 30 yr. old Craig Lagasse. Lagasse’s vehicle was stopped and Lagasse was found to be under the influence of alcohol or drugs. An investigation revealed Lagasse was in possession of over 3 ounces of cocaine packaged for sale, over 4 ounces of marijuana, 98 Xanax pills and 16 Suboxone strips. A 9 mm handgun was also found inside Lagasse’s vehicle. Lagasse is a convicted felon and prohibited from possessing the handgun.
Craig Lagasse 30, of 62 Pythian Av, Torrington was charged with the following;
• Possession of Cocaine with intent to sell
• Possession of Marijuana with intent to sell
• Possession of a controlled substance with intent to s
• Possession of a firearm by a convicted felon
• Operating under the influence
• Operating without a license
Lagasse was arraigned in Torrington Superior Court and held on $350,000 court set bond.”


Well, he seems like a wonderful father. Shut up and take my money!


I don’t even know if I trust the story at all, coming from a chick who closely associates with felons and looks like a dumpster fire and-a-half herself.


Yeah, no thanks. I will not be buying even one $2 wristband from a tittooed trash queen who takes pictures of herself with pitbulls on a barren, dirty floor to replace items supposedly destroyed during a drug raid on her felon buddy’s house. That’s insane. And

The best way to prevent your child’s belongings from being torn apart in a drug raid on your place, is not to sell drugs. That’s a no brainer. Where can I donate to getting this poor child a new home?



12 Comment(s)
  • Rockets Redglare
    April 13, 2019 at 8:49 am

    I’m stunned she has tattoos, pit bulls and a rottweiler…

  • Gateway To Stupidity
    April 12, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Whiskey tango at its finest
    She is gross as shit and he’s basically living at a 4th grade mentality. Marijuana really makes people stupid and lazy. An adult smoking that garbage is embarrassing and shows their true colors

    • Y
      April 12, 2019 at 7:17 pm

  • whatevuh
    April 12, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    The same shit happened to me the last 3 times I got arrested, they trashed my kids rooms, and stole all their stuffed animals and piggy banks, friggin cops

    Just kidding, there isn’t a cop on the entire fucking planet that would do that shit . . . . take the kids away and call it a day

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    April 12, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Actually, that floor was all Mahogany hardwood, until she sat on it, then it curdled…….. 🙂

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 12, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Word has it that they had to shock the pool after she used it

    • Captain Winky
      April 13, 2019 at 10:01 am

      Actully, the pool was shocked and now requires therapy.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    April 12, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Low IQ criminals. Who the fuck gets into a road rage incident with enough drugs on you to get you 5-10 years courtesy of us tax payers?

  • Hart Ford
    April 12, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    “That smell, that gasoline smell.” Smelled like…….failure!

    • The Name Game
      April 14, 2019 at 3:45 pm

      Yeah, that must be CrayCray LaGasmask. And his scum chickie Pasgas “not America” Ferrara. Tittoo and udder cleavage. They all know the middle finger, for sure. Finger tattoos and storm trooper breeches, he’s a real winner. How does this trash even still have custody? DCF, DO YOUR JOB.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 12, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    It was a questionable would/wood, until I saw her bathing suit picks. No thanks.

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