Convicted Greenfield Sex Offender’s Wife, Who Could Be His Mother, Starts $3K Fundraiser Because He Got A Boo-Boo Slipping On Ice
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Here’s a GoFundMe scam out of Greenfield…..
So let me get this straight. Your “husband,” who looks like he should be your son, fell getting out of his truck. Thank God for this explanation:
“There was black ice and he was unable to see it. It felt solid under him, the his feet let loose.”
Oh man, that does sound EXACTLY like black ice. Before she gave us that description I had my doubts. Now I’m a believer though!
Naturally they need $3,000 because he’s allegedly in the hospital for a boo-boo, and even though “WE” opened up a new shop (she doesn’t say what kind of shop, which isn’t shady at all), HE is the lone “bread winner,” and their savings are gone. So the plan if he didn’t fall on black ice apparently was to……sell lots of…..something….at whatever business they just opened up. But he’s the only one who can sell shit. Not her.
Now they want you to pony up because his “matto” is “pay it forward and you will get blessings in return.” In other words, his “matto” is, “give me money, and maybe somewhere down the line you’ll get a blessing in a fortune cookie.”
She claims that Brian is quick to help others, but a quick Google search shows that he’s actually quick to help himself to young children, which is why he’s a convicted sex offender:
Oops!! You know you’re winning at life when your happiness and financial well being are tied to a registered sex offender who’s been convicted of assaulting children under the age of 14.
According to Lisa Artherton, she finally found a “real man that knows how to treat tis real woman with respect”:
So apparently he only dates women who don’t fall between the ages of 14 and menopause. Basically anyone who doesn’t have periods.
So yea, if you’re feeling generous and wanna give $3,000 to an unemployed sex offender while he recovers from a boo-boo, this is the fundraiser for you!!