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Convicted Greenfield Sex Offender’s Wife, Who Could Be His Mother, Starts $3K Fundraiser Because He Got A Boo-Boo Slipping On Ice

Convicted Greenfield Sex Offender’s Wife, Who Could Be His Mother, Starts $3K Fundraiser Because He Got A Boo-Boo Slipping On Ice

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Here’s a GoFundMe scam out of Greenfield…..

So let me get this straight. Your “husband,” who looks like he should be your son, fell getting out of his truck. Thank God for this explanation:

“There was black ice and he was unable to see it. It felt solid under him, the his feet let loose.”

Oh man, that does sound EXACTLY like black ice. Before she gave us that description I had my doubts. Now I’m a believer though!

Naturally they need $3,000 because he’s allegedly in the hospital for a boo-boo, and even though “WE” opened up a new shop (she doesn’t say what kind of shop, which isn’t shady at all), HE is the lone “bread winner,” and their savings are gone. So the plan if he didn’t fall on black ice apparently was to……sell lots of…..something….at whatever business they just opened up. But he’s the only one who can sell shit. Not her.

Now they want you to pony up because his “matto” is “pay it forward and you will get blessings in return.” In other words, his “matto” is, “give me money, and maybe somewhere down the line you’ll get a blessing in a fortune cookie.”

She claims that Brian is quick to help others, but a quick Google search shows that he’s actually quick to help himself to young children, which is why he’s a convicted sex offender:

Oops!! You know you’re winning at life when your happiness and financial well being are tied to a registered sex offender who’s been convicted of assaulting children under the age of 14.

According to Lisa Artherton, she finally found a “real man that knows how to treat tis real woman with respect”:

So apparently he only dates women who don’t fall between the ages of 14 and menopause. Basically anyone who doesn’t have periods.


So yea, if you’re feeling generous and wanna give $3,000 to an unemployed sex offender while he recovers from a boo-boo, this is the fundraiser for you!!

27 Comment(s)
  • pedobearterritory
    September 28, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    I thnk my comment got deleted. Is this the Brian that use to drive the bus for Frontier District Union 38 Conway? been trying to figure it out. gofundmes are jokes 90% of the time.

  • questioning
    September 28, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    Stumbling on this blog again, I am wondering something and wonder if anyone knows.I have looked at his sex offender pictures as they update. in the 2000s a bus driver from Grybko (bless old Lenny and lenny jrs heart j who had hired a man named Brian who looked sorta like this.. who gave me the creeps once i got close. he was the fun bus driver, but, shockingly was let go maybe five years into driving the school bus route because they either didn’t check his quarry from a previous incident or something happened during which lead to him being on the registry and being let go.i wont elaborate more because i have been trying to figure out if this is him and i am unsure, i cant find anything online about it or maybe it was swept under the rug…. anyone know if this guy use to drive a bus for union 38 frontier, mostly Conway, or no? Either way their gofundme makes me facepalm hard.

  • Sympathy button broken
    December 15, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    Rippers and diddlers deserve bullets.

    • gfldgadfly
      December 15, 2017 at 9:41 pm

      Karma and Mother Nature are both righteous bitches. And apparently they’ve teamed up.

  • DiDi Dumbnegro
    December 15, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    Mmmhmmm, I needs me’s a white mans. Mebee i gets myselfs a pedo.
    I needs hep wipin ma ass y’all

    • gfldgadfly
      December 15, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      Fuck outta here, troll. You’re bringing down the property value.

      • herbert the pervert
        December 16, 2017 at 9:32 am

        yeah man, property value on Indignation Lane, is… well is shit… internet were all in the same gutter, but we get fight back without losing our jobs, so we got that going for us.

  • Finn
    December 15, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    Haters! Lisa Artherton (nee “Lisa Suzanne Abhel”) is a 59 years young. You go girl.

    Would. Oh I would. (winks at Lisa)

    Lisa – if you’re reading this, I saw your Wedding Registry on Bed, Bath and Beyond (God, I love that place). I’d love to get you that Pizzacraft™ Pizzeria Pronto® Outdoor Gas Pizza Oven .

    Also Lisa, if you’re still with this shitbag (nee “Brian M Atherton”), you’re just as bad as him. If you think for a heartbeat that he is into you sexually, you are a vapid puppet head.

    You claim to be a nurse at the Farren Care Center. Take care of yourself. Run. Don’t walk away.

    In my former life I dealt with predators like Brian. They don’t change. Do you have grandchildren? If so, he’s grooming them. He picked you for a reason. Trust me on that. Guarantee those words.

    • Dingle berry fairy
      December 15, 2017 at 6:47 pm

      By his own admission, they are not “intimate’… you actually may have a shot 😉

      • Finn
        December 15, 2017 at 7:16 pm

        Fuck yeah!!

    • Becky Blueline
      December 15, 2017 at 8:55 pm

      I love you, Finn!

      • herbert the pervert
        December 16, 2017 at 9:29 am

        and i love you becky.. ha ha I also love ice cream and howard stern

        • Finn
          December 16, 2017 at 11:09 am

          Fa Fa Flunky

      • Finn
        December 19, 2017 at 2:12 am

        Oh Becky…

    • Electrician
      December 16, 2017 at 9:42 am

      Right on Finn, my sister was hooked up with a guy who used her for everything. She works 1 full time job, 1 part time job, both with developmentally impaired adults and she volunteers for all their events. Even brings some to thanks giving to give them a feeling a family.

      She wouldn’t listen to a thing I told her, no matter how kindly I said it. He had multiple arrests, alcohol and drug problem. I gave her my used car instead of trading it in, she let him drive it and he crashed it through a store. She was initially charged bc he didn’t have license, car totalled no insurance bc he didn’t have a license, they covered the some damages to the victims but not her.

      Thing about it, that most people understand is she has a heart of gold, changes adults diapers for a living. But she is also in her late 40’s and basically has never had boyfriend a Valentine or anyone to show her attention or love her like she probably thought would happen.

      I buy her gifts, send her cards and take her out (her predator boyfriend never did) It is very hard for a lonely person to give up that little part of the dream they think they have. She eventually got rid of that rodent and did find a guy to marry but he doesn’t work, smokes 2 packs a day and she doesn’t smoke, puts up with it all because being alone her entire life was a worse proposition. There are people out there that are beautiful on the inside.

      • Finn
        December 16, 2017 at 4:48 pm

        Sounds like she has amaxing brother. I’m glad to hear to hear that shitbag is out of her life.

      • eesh
        December 16, 2017 at 9:52 pm

        That is so sad!

        Reminds me of an old saying, “Better to want something you don’t have, than to have something you don’t want.”

  • gfldgadfly
    December 15, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Well, I now know why my driveway hasn’t been plowed . And I will be looking for a new plow guy. Ewwwww thats a nasty skeleton to have in one’s closet. Good to know ya, Brian…. bye felicia. Thank you guys for bringing the diddling conviction to my attention. .. good lookin out, turtle sleuths. Love ya.
    Fyi the “shop” is an rv repair place.

    • junkman
      December 16, 2017 at 9:27 am

      “i know why my driveway hasn’t been plowed”

      dying laughing, this is how shit works, world is so fucked up.

      bc he was busy plowing kids…. bad joke… what a sick fucker

  • run
    December 15, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    • DJ Trump
      December 15, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      …Nothing left but grease, lips & tennis shoes

  • whatevuh
    December 15, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    LMAO, the GoFundMe is gone already. Well, that didn’t take long

  • Ali McMicheal
    December 15, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    That a feakin riot, Lisa Artherton isn’t even female. The She is He man. His real name is Philip Fisting. Phil has been taking hormones and tucking little Mr Happy behind the inner thigh for years now. How do I know? About 25 years ago, My Uncle Richie fell for Lisa (actually she called herself Codi back then) at a bar one night and they both got their liqour on. Ending back at the family camp up in Conway, they sstarted to go at it. Unkie Richie was so drunk he did realize he had been pumping away at Codi clamping her thighs together so he didnt notice. He just figured she was a little more exprienced than most. It was until Richie went down town to tongue clean the carpet that he ended up with a big pulasting Codi cock in his mouth. Uncle Richie beat the fark out of Codi. Mikey probably has no problem doing the same with “Lisa” seeing how he is an absolute dreg to society. Lisa should hit the drag circuit though, she’d do great on Rapools show there.

    • DJ Trump
      December 15, 2017 at 6:07 pm

      If he did much if any time for his charge, I’d bet he learned to Love jailhouse sex one way or the other. Clearly those skills are serving him well outside of prison

  • I Fuck my grandmother
    December 15, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    She absolutely looks like someone that would work for Securitas

    • Rizz-on
      December 15, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      The thumbs-up is for the screen name.

  • Mayor Lynch
    December 15, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Hey all. I’d like everyone to check out my Go Fund Me, “Fuck Shoveling”. I’m trying to raise $42.7 million to build a giant semi-permeable dome over Fitchburg. It will be made of a strong clear polymer skeletal structure, with a high tension silk-like mesh strung beneath it. It is virtually invisible, allowing light and liquid water (NOT frozen) to simply pass through. I have screenshots of my plans and patent applications will be filed on Monday. I tried to get an engineering professor at Fitchburg State to evaluate my designs, but the fascist jeelyfish security over there “reminded” me that I can’t go there. I will also be filing that lawsuit on Monday.

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