Cop Block Chuds Had To Call In Chewandscrewbacca From Pawtucket Chapter Of Auditing America To Harass Providence Cops Because Times Are Tough With Josh Abrams In Jail


With Josh Abrams locked up for 90 days the cop block chuds are getting really desperate for “talent.” So our favorite woman beating degenerate Anselmo had to call in a substitute auditor from Pawtucket for this past weekend’s trip to Providence to bother actual employed people while they attempted to do their job. And “Bucketboy 401 News” is exactly how you imagined Josh Abrams’ backup would be.

Auditing America. So simple a caveman can do it.

Just look at this walking ball of sex.

Would. Totally would. There’s nothing I hate more than a man with a full set of teeth. Incisors are so overrated anyway. Kind of like jobs. I like a man who can’t be bothered with either. He makes my lady bits tingle just looking at him.

I can just taste the Big Mac sauce oozing out of his pores by looking at him. Delicious.

Evidently “Bucketboy” has his own auditing channel found here, that contains two videos. One is 20 minutes of him holding the camera the wrong way outside of a jail, and the other is him yelling at a Pawtucket cop responding to a call about him smoking weed outside. Times are tough with poor Josh sitting in jail while Billy Tibbetts makes him his bitch.

They’re obviously lacking for content for these videos now too, which is why they have to resort to harassing three cops on a call at an apartment complex for (checks notes) wasting gas by leaving their cars running outside. I’m not a grease monkey or anything, but I was under the impression that stopping and then starting your car was worse for the vehicle and wastes more gas than leaving it idle for a minute or two.

Even their cop block fans are giving them bad reviews now.

But nevertheless they were “wasting taxpayer dollars.” A pot that Anselmo and his pet dental project have never contributed to because that would require having a job.

“You think it’s funny?”

Yes. Yes he did. We all did. Because your very existence on earth is in and of itself unintentionally hilarious. Thank you for being so fat, disgusting, wearing a pony tail, not brushing your teeth, having a specialty made “Fuck 12, Bucketboy News 401 Straight out of Rhode Island” shirt in 4XL, and allowing your face to become a refugee camp for migrant pubic hair.

Cops are definitely getting better at this too, because unfortunately dealing with sexually repressed ogres like this is now part of the job, and probably will be part of training too. It’s really simple, you just ask them like this cop did, “What is the criminal issue?” When they have none you just ignore them and walk away.

This of course angers the “auditors” even more because they’re not there to audit, they’re there to harass, insult and provoke.

“Fucking scrub ass kid, fuck your mother.”

Chewandscrewbacca is definitely in a position to call other people scrubby.


My favorite line from Chewandscrewbacca was this one after the cops left:

“They tell me to walk away. I’m not walking nowhere bitch. Now I am, but I wasn’t then. I was standing my ground.”

Yea you definitely stood your ground by…..walking backwards away from them before giving them the middle finger after they were a comfortable distance away, and he moved to where they wanted him to move.

Hate to break it to you Chewandscrewbacca, but you are officially Providence Popo’s bitch now.


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60 Comment(s)
  • Ted Baxter
    September 19, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    Only imagine the crap the cops there have to put up with and now the crap comes looking for them. Shrek and donkey on an adventure.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    September 19, 2019 at 7:21 am

    wasting taxpayers money, something they really wouldn’t know anything about since, THEY DON’T WORK and PAY TAXES !

  • Shelby
    September 19, 2019 at 6:37 am

    Aww he has as many teeth as my three year old . Adorable!!

    • The Truth
      September 19, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      Are you really that mad they get paid more than you to “harrass” cops? A lot of these videos show how crazy cops are and how they lack the temperment to deal with the public. The crazy reaction cops have to a couple of guys obviously trying to get under their skin should be of more concern to than someone not working or paying taxes. Since taxation is a form of legalized theft. Anyway have a good life obeying and doing what you’re told. Stuff wouldn’t be so bad if so many people weren’t brainwashed sheep like you. Just being honest because I am The Truth.

      • The Truth
        September 19, 2019 at 7:27 pm

        If it looks like a Panhandle inbred, walks like a Panhandle inbred, then it absolutely must be a Panhandle inbred.

      • Real_Finn
        September 19, 2019 at 9:41 pm

        The Fake Truth,
        “Since taxation is a form of legalized theft.”

        People like you don’t “believe” in taxes — yet expect roads to be built, a military to be in place, education, medicaid, etc. Who do you think pays for this stuff?

        My God, you’re an arrogant bum. Keep collecting those food stamps and harassing tax payers and public servants. Sounds like you’re lighting the world on fire.

        Get Fucked,

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 19, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Face the vacuum, there is nothing but emotion behind his dead ahead eyes (just like Liberals!) These chuddies are needy for a glut of skin on skin action (good luck SSTG). Think of it, his heavy breathing whistling through the gap as he gives it to some lucky lady, incubating below in his garlic buttery sweat and becoming F-13.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 19, 2019 at 4:50 am

    A Liberal “Brownface” is not as bad as a Conservative “blackface”. i had to say it.

  • Chip Striker
    September 19, 2019 at 3:22 am

    Hates when an idling vehicle is wasting gas but has no problem littering when he throws his cigarette on the ground.

    He’s obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, he shaves his greasy neck beard and he looks just like his sweat hog mothers 5th grade school picture.

  • soxrock191
    September 18, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Fat greasy scumbag. No way his ass don’t stink – definitely has sweaty balls. Get a haircut, stop eating slim jims dipped in crisco, get some dentures and get a job you fat fucking tub. Stop fucking your mother. You suck. Where the fuck did this auditing thing start??? I hate these douchebags. Go die in a hole. Nobody cares. Probably a skankee fan too.

  • Klancy
    September 18, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Good God, I’m moist. Is he single?

  • Dr. Smith
    September 18, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    After watching this waste of skin, I have changed my mind on post birth abortion.

  • whatevuh
    September 18, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    there’s never a good sniper around when you need one . . . .

    • soxrock191
      September 18, 2019 at 10:09 pm

      You’re singing my song

  • Sooooo jealous!
    September 18, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    These monsters are so jealous of these cops because:

    They have jobs
    Drive around in cars
    Are minimally physically fit or better
    Mastered personally hygiene
    Can find their dick
    Don’t have a mossy underside
    Aren’t virgins

    Most of all they’re probably friends with actually firemen and damn those trucks are cool. Woooooo woooooo!

  • SassySwede
    September 18, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Dear Lord forgive me, I think I’d serious want to kill it if it was my offspring….or at least seriously beat it with its its own filth-filled ponytail.
    Speaking of which…where do the odds stand on whether that hair is a result of a.) I’m allergic to soap and water or b.) it’s own personal pomade derived from whatever crevice on its body it wipes or scratches with his paws, then running them thru said hair

    • Sass
      September 18, 2019 at 5:49 pm

      As a side note, shout out to that first honey of a community hero… Best. Reaction. Ever.
      My answer to any perpetually angry, miserable stain on society: smile and wave and should that not work, laugh and ignore. No better way to piss them off and burst their bulbous bugger balloon of obvious self-slobbering skeev-ness

  • Blood type Hellmann's
    September 18, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Audit your cholesterol instead of harrassing that sweet chocolate beefcake. The cops really should be allowed to beat on this gravy lump with night sticks until he cries. So like one hit? No not enough. Each cop gets one good one like b-day beatings. Yeah that would work.

  • Bob
    September 18, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    These ass clowns aren’t 1st Amendment Auditors. They are losers that hate cops and will do anything for clicks. There are so many good Auditors on YouTube that stand there and record. If police or other public employees engage them, then they stand up for their rights. Most of the time, these auditors know the law better than the police do.
    These two assholes aren’t like them. These losers just want to harass everyone in hopes that they get a reaction that they can record.

    • So There
      September 18, 2019 at 4:54 pm

      Anyone that harasses people is a ducking asshole. There aren’t good auditors out there , just varying degrees of assholes

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 18, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Tommy the rat Mattson has been doing Livestream events from the methodone mile in Salem. Maybe all these auditor’s can get together, I’m pretty sure that maybe between the lot of them a full set of teeth could be produced. Also due to lack of interest, Danielle Bognanno’s BJ’s are slashed 75%. Even bucketboy declined to hit that busted ravioli. Meh I don’t answer questions, and that’s why I stopped you today.

  • Fat Greasy Bastard
    September 18, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    I would love to knock that fat pussy out. He is a mess,fat and dirty looking and obviously unemployed. What a waste of a life. Did his mom buy him his shirt?

  • His Mom
    September 18, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    What a fat pig I can smell him from the pictures

  • Chip Striker
    September 18, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Fuck the Orthodontist!!!!

  • Tim
    September 18, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    Is it a requirement that you need to have bitch tits to be an auditor ?

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    September 18, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Limerick of the Day…….

    The first thing you think is “Oh Lord, it’s”
    “Those cunts who do cop-blocking audits”
    His jaw hangs agape,
    Like a big, toothless ape,
    Whilst the wise-cracking cops get the plaudits

    Dick Scratcher, 18 (more teeth than that guy).

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 18, 2019 at 12:46 pm

      Nice try ya limey cunt

      I’m not going anywhere

      On behalf of Finn and I,
      Get fucked

      -Real DS

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        September 18, 2019 at 1:19 pm

        It’s Finn that says “Get fucked”, not me.

        I say “Off you fuck”. Can you not get anything right? And yes, the Real DS is the Limey, not you. Moron. 🙂

        Now, off you fuck.


        • Facks
          September 18, 2019 at 2:25 pm

          Getting your user names mixed up again.

          Take your meds, DS/Finn

          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            September 18, 2019 at 3:17 pm

            Remember, Fake DS and Fake Finn from the onanising “auditors” can’t write limericks that actually scan correctly.

            QED It’s genuinely one of mine.
            Finn has these obese virgins nailed down perfectly with his description of their conference call at the bottom of the comments.

            It seems that some folk really can’t spot the difference between the genuine posts and the fake ones, but in reality they’re pretty easy to spot.

            Anyway friends, the Rugby World Cup starts this Friday so I may be a less frequent visitor for a few weeks. 🙂

            All the best,


  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    September 18, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Sweet Jeebus, what unbranched family tree did they unearth snaggle tooth from? Him and Josh are living proof that brother and sister should not have children… These auditing boobs all should be made to write letters of apology to the trees and plants for making them work overtime replacing the oxygen they deplete by their existence (not to mention all the CO2 they expel with all their bloviating). Forget not ready for primetime, he ain’t ready for squat. Auditing America, you’ve FAILED THIS AUDIT. We don’t thank you, please don’t come again…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 18, 2019 at 10:56 am

    I like this young auditor, he has moxie.

  • Randy Lahey
    September 18, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Hey shit for brains, nice And1 shorts you got there. What is this, 1999?

  • Fluoride
    September 18, 2019 at 10:22 am

    What is it with the chuds this week? I haven’t seen this many neckbeards since the battlebot tournament.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 18, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Auditing America? It looks to me more like Eating America. Whats Eating Gilbert Vape? Toothbrushes and toothpaste exist for a reason.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    September 18, 2019 at 10:16 am

    I can’t be the only one that is reminded of the famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot cine footage from 1967.

    Either that, or Mongo from Blazing Saddles has really let himself go.

  • Buster Douglas
    September 18, 2019 at 10:05 am

    They keep talking about a waste of taxpayer dollars but yet, they have iphones, jordans, tats, ample supply of butts and obviously no job. Now THAT’S a waste of taxpayer dollars.

    And how punchable are these two guys? Very is the only applicable answer…

    • Dr. Ed
      September 18, 2019 at 10:38 am

      If they are physically able to do this, then they’re physically able to do something productive like pick up litter or inventory potholes for the DPW.

      And doesn’t an I-phone require a $100/month service plan?

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 18, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Anselmo, Danielle, Jaime, Josh, and Tommy the rat Mattson are all now shadowbanning dissenters. Seems that none of them can handled being audited themselves. Meanwhile. Danielle is giving half off BJ’s at a hotel on route 1.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 18, 2019 at 10:04 am

      Danielle burned through that money quick. Now she can enjoy withdrawals as she gathers up enough dope sick energy to suck her way into a few bucks

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        September 18, 2019 at 11:37 am

        I’d let her play with it. Definitely.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 18, 2019 at 9:57 am

    I’m ok with it if this idiot tries videoing some officers in a secluded place and they take him out back somewhere and beat the shit out of him. I’d even give them an alibi.

  • Ogie
    September 18, 2019 at 9:56 am

    I not walking nowhere Bitch……just today, and the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th weeks of the month. But other than that I am walking NO-WHERE!

    last thing heard before scooting out of sight…
    “Jump on the back of my lark mobility scooter Anselmo…… we’re out of here”

  • Cheddah
    September 18, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Not sure how long this guys been missing teeth (probably years) but whoever did the good deed please come forth so I can buy you a beer…

  • Y
    September 18, 2019 at 9:46 am

    The lack of a nuclear family is evident and also the downfall of America.
    Thanks Planned Parenthood, welfare, etc.

  • hartf811
    September 18, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Homeboy: Get your Toof fixed.

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 18, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Finn looks good here

    • Real_Finn
      Fake Finn is boring
      September 18, 2019 at 9:52 am

      “Finn looks good here”

      How do you know Finn is a dude?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      September 18, 2019 at 10:15 am

      Off you fuck, Fake Dick. We’re all very tired of you.


  • Ogie oglethorpe
    September 18, 2019 at 9:34 am

    CHEWANDSCREWBACCA – That is a classic!! Great job SSTG, couldn’t have fit a better client

    • Ogie
      September 18, 2019 at 9:40 am

      Tickle me Anselmo better watch his step, one wrong move and he may get gobbled up for lunch by Chewy and we’ll never get to hear his squeaky half sentences again

      • giggle me elmo Anselmo
        September 18, 2019 at 12:38 pm

        Omg, right??? This Anselmo dude is gay right? Or not a dude but a chick? Him and Abrams at that town hall video, all he did was giggle like a little high school girl..Can’t wait until someone makes him piss his pants by yelling in his face, because that would probably be all it would take. I couldn’t even watch that whole video with him and Abrams at that town hall, his giggling made me want to throat punch him..This is most likely why he feels the need to do this knowing the police can’t do anything to him, yet! I bet his scream is just like his giggle too. I can’t wait to see THAT video when he walks into the wrong person.

  • Garcia Vega
    September 18, 2019 at 9:32 am

    To think that breathes the same oxygen the rest of us do….. Very depressing

  • z
    September 18, 2019 at 9:31 am

    I’ve been following some of the youtube video channels since “”Josh”.

    You know that one of these street clowns somewhere is going to step it up with violence. It’s the natural progression of this. “I’LL SHOW THEM!!! I HAVE RIGHTS!!!! I KNOW THINGS!!!!”

    • Real_Finn
      September 18, 2019 at 9:43 am


      I didn’t realize they had a channel. Thanks for the heads up. I think I saw one of their videos on Reddit (they got skewered). 🙂



      • z
        September 18, 2019 at 10:57 am

        “1st Amendment + Auditors” seems to work. Nothing official from what I can see, but they all seem to know each other (youtubers and commenters).

        Getting a video of a pissed off cop because the cop is pissed off because you are an asshole while taking a video proves something. I guess.

        Freedumb. I knows my writes.

        • Real_Finn
          September 18, 2019 at 11:15 am



          “they all seem to know each other”

          They’re here too. Their attempts at trolling here are awkward. Here’s how it goes down (AA= Asshole Auditor) in their conference call:

          AA1 : Let’s go in the TBS stories and fuck things up!
          AA2 : I want to be Dick Scratcher!
          AA1 : I called DS first. Rock, paper, scissors?
          AA3 : Who has Captain Trips?
          AA1 : I started this conference, it’s only fair I’m Dick Scratcher.
          AA2 : But, we use *my* phone to take videos. I should have a shot.
          AA4 : I’ll be Finn. Finn is a faggot cock-sucker. Would though.
          AA1 : Would too.
          AA2 : Would watch.
          AA5 : I’m going to be Z — easier to remember to spell.


          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            September 18, 2019 at 1:20 pm

            Nail. On. Head.

            Well done, my friend.


          • True Reality Speaks
            Finn Hunter (aka Dick Grabber) Is Just Another Fake
            September 18, 2019 at 7:23 pm

            Yeah – no one gives a damn except you and your fellow poseur, DS. Nice rip of the word skewered (which you took from my post skewering you). LOL. Keep thinking you matter.

      • Real_Finn
        Finn is the man
        September 18, 2019 at 11:17 am


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