With Josh Abrams locked up for 90 days the cop block chuds are getting really desperate for “talent.” So our favorite woman beating degenerate Anselmo had to call in a substitute auditor from Pawtucket for this past weekend’s trip to Providence to bother actual employed people while they attempted to do their job. And “Bucketboy 401 News” is exactly how you imagined Josh Abrams’ backup would be.
Auditing America. So simple a caveman can do it.
Just look at this walking ball of sex.
Would. Totally would. There’s nothing I hate more than a man with a full set of teeth. Incisors are so overrated anyway. Kind of like jobs. I like a man who can’t be bothered with either. He makes my lady bits tingle just looking at him.
I can just taste the Big Mac sauce oozing out of his pores by looking at him. Delicious.
Evidently “Bucketboy” has his own auditing channel found here, that contains two videos. One is 20 minutes of him holding the camera the wrong way outside of a jail, and the other is him yelling at a Pawtucket cop responding to a call about him smoking weed outside. Times are tough with poor Josh sitting in jail while Billy Tibbetts makes him his bitch.
They’re obviously lacking for content for these videos now too, which is why they have to resort to harassing three cops on a call at an apartment complex for (checks notes) wasting gas by leaving their cars running outside. I’m not a grease monkey or anything, but I was under the impression that stopping and then starting your car was worse for the vehicle and wastes more gas than leaving it idle for a minute or two.
Even their cop block fans are giving them bad reviews now.
But nevertheless they were “wasting taxpayer dollars.” A pot that Anselmo and his pet dental project have never contributed to because that would require having a job.
“You think it’s funny?”
Yes. Yes he did. We all did. Because your very existence on earth is in and of itself unintentionally hilarious. Thank you for being so fat, disgusting, wearing a pony tail, not brushing your teeth, having a specialty made “Fuck 12, Bucketboy News 401 Straight out of Rhode Island” shirt in 4XL, and allowing your face to become a refugee camp for migrant pubic hair.
Cops are definitely getting better at this too, because unfortunately dealing with sexually repressed ogres like this is now part of the job, and probably will be part of training too. It’s really simple, you just ask them like this cop did, “What is the criminal issue?” When they have none you just ignore them and walk away.
This of course angers the “auditors” even more because they’re not there to audit, they’re there to harass, insult and provoke.
“Fucking scrub ass kid, fuck your mother.”
Chewandscrewbacca is definitely in a position to call other people scrubby.
My favorite line from Chewandscrewbacca was this one after the cops left:
“They tell me to walk away. I’m not walking nowhere bitch. Now I am, but I wasn’t then. I was standing my ground.”
Yea you definitely stood your ground by…..walking backwards away from them before giving them the middle finger after they were a comfortable distance away, and he moved to where they wanted him to move.
Hate to break it to you Chewandscrewbacca, but you are officially Providence Popo’s bitch now.
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