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Cops Find BB Gun In Worcester South Student’s Locker Because Apparently This Is Bring Your Gun To School Month In The Woo

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Worcester Police Facebook PageOn Monday, May 4, 2015 a Worcester Police School Liaison Officer assigned to South High School was notified that a student brought a weapon to school. The School Liaison Officer along with the Assistant School Principal proceeded to search the student’s locker. During the search, a semi-automatic BB gun was discovered in the student’s backpack. The School Liaison Officer took possession of the BB gun and secured it.


So it this like, ghetto show and tell week in the Worcester Public Schools or something?

We were down to two Worcester high schools that hadn’t been featured in Turtleboy Sports – South and Doherty. Now we’re down to just one. I was really hoping Doherty would be next up, just because I still hate losing to Doherty in anything to this day. I had my money on the Colonels because I had faith that Maureen Bienienda put the fear of God in those kids on Apricot Street. But leave it to one Webster Square dooshnozzle to give the “least armed school in the city award” to Doherty.

Hey kids – leave your BB guns at home. Now is probably NOT a good time to bring a weapon to school. You know, because it’s kind of sensitive issue lately. Maybe sit a couple plays out before you decide to come to school strapped next time.

At this point the whole debate about whether or not we should have cops in schools has turned into a joke. There’s really nothing more to say that we haven’t said five million times before. Police in schools work. Its not an “armed encampment,” it’s common sense. Worcester obviously has a problem with wannabe hood rats who think they’re gangstas. We don’t pay teachers and principals to deal with that. We pay cops to. Cameras and police instantly fix these problems.

The principal of Worcester South instituted a zero tolerance policy and colaborated with the Police, instead of drawing smiley faces on post-it notes like Lisa Dyer did at North High. A police officer used his or her intimate knowledge of the school’s population to find out which student had a weapon, and then intervened in time so that no one was hurt, and the offending student was arrested. This is exactly what we’ve said all along needed to be done. And what do you know? It worked.

Here’s some dumb things people have said about it on Facebook:

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Yea no big deal. So a kid brought a gun to school – is that even against the rules? Good thing it “ain’t that seerious” to my girl Lisa Marie here. So when she inevitably reproduces the next generation of hoodlums will be brought up to believe that remembering your BB gun is more important than remembering to do your homework.

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Yea, why are we charging a 16 year old to the full extent of the law? It’s not like the City of Worcester has a serious problem with kids and guns right? Sure, a 15 year old gang member was repeatedly shot at the Quality Inn a month or two ago. Sure an 18 year old shooting suspect was arrested outside of Burncoat High School last week. Sure, a bunch of Voke-stache clas McMuffins tried shooting up Worcester Tech with BB guns and crossbows last week. Sure, a 16 year old who brought a loaded gun to Burncoat was widely praised by his peers on social media after he was arrested.

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John David is one of those idiots who has called Turtleboy Sports racist several times. Feel free to laugh at him the next time you see him post on social media. Because he’s a walking joke.

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Wait…….what? I’ve read that “sentence” a dozen times now and I’m no closer to understanding it’s meaning than the first time I read that popsicle headache. This person likely passed the MCAS. God bless America.

At the end of the day were right. The Circlejerk was wrong. Tracy Novick was wrong. Hilda Ramirez was wrong. And in November all of this will be fixed when the Turtleboy Revolution sweeps out the garbage and brings you a new School Committee that actually gives a shit if your kids live or die when they attend school.

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6 Comment(s)
  • Box Cutter Diaries
    May 6, 2015 at 12:33 am

    At least it wasnt another box cutter at a sporting event

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    May 5, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    Unfortunately, it’s going to take a catastraphe before these nit wits wake up. Not like there aren’t enough warning signs, but it’s hard to see them when your hippie head is up your hippie ass. We all know the outcome, all the hippies will be jumping up and down blaming the police for not doing enough.

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. My head hurts.

  • Wabbitt
    May 5, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    I’ll take an armed encampment over fuckheads with guns in their lockers any day of the week.

    Fucking South… YOU HAD ONE JOB! Don’t lose to Doherty! ONE FUCKING JOB!

  • O the humanities
    May 5, 2015 at 4:45 am

    the “armed encampment” Novick predicted would be a relief

  • lol
    May 5, 2015 at 1:25 am

    Its fucked up how many stories I hear about 17 year old kids with guns in Worcester. Obviously theres always been gangs but seems to be no neighborhood in the wuu is exempt from all this malarkey

  • RSoxGuy
    May 4, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    Signs signs everywhere a sign, fuckin up the scenery breaking my mind . Do this don’t do that CANT YOU READ THE SIGNS!!!!!

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