Saw this video on Masslive today of some guy getting plowed while trying to illegally cross the street from one side of Chandler to the other on Main Street, and I briefly wanted to comment on it.
That was so satisfying. A lot of people might say, “yea but it’s a human being, you shouldn’t be happy about that turtle fucker!!” Wrong. This was a long time coming, and that is the worst intersection in Worcester for douchebags who jaywalk. It’s the official gateway to Main South, and every hooker and junkie uses it between their morning dump in the City Hall bathroom and the rest of their productive day slurping hog for smack at Crystal Park. It’s a pain in the ass light because only the right lane gets to go through the light, and there’s always some queef in the lefthand lane who figures that out at the last second, cuts into the righthand lane, and causes me to miss my green light. Then out of nowhere some Beacon Street zombie jumps out in front of you and expect YOU to stop for them, because…..fuck waiting for the walk signal.
That’s exactly what happened here. Moron can clearly see that the lane he’s crossing has a green light, as the cars in the left hand lane wait for their light to turn green too.
Keep in mind, this was 8 in the morning, so the car that hit him was traveling east and directly into the sunlight. This is the point where he realized he made a huge mistake.
That’s how you become a Main South pancake right there.
Don’t worry though, I’m sure his health insurance will cover it.
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