Corona Kinte Attempts To Shame Fitchburg Market Basket Employee For Dropping Mask, Gets Destroyed By Mob Instead 


My faith in humanity and the good people of Fitchburg was restored today after some dingbat on the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group attempted to shame a Market Basket employee for letting his mask slip at work.

If you’re still whining about the commie cold after a month’s worth of protesting then you deserve to die from it. Seriously, this isn’t a thing anymore. Just stay home and hide Scott, because everyone hates you.

That appears to be a kid trying to make a few bucks, working his ass off to earn some cash for the summer. He might’ve been there all day with his mask on and temporarily put it down to catch his breath. Doesn’t matter. I see people in stores without masks on all the time and I don’t say anything because I choose not to live in fear. If you think it’s OK to do this to another person, and shame them on a community forum, then you deserve to be shamed yourself. Luckily EVERYONE agreed with me.

Turns out it was a kid. How “imbarising” for Scott Price.

No excuse for being an asshole Scott. Maybe next time instead of trying to publicly shame a child you just buy your oatmeal and move on with your life instead.


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37 Comment(s)
  • Joe "Jim Crow" Biden
    June 27, 2020 at 5:00 am

    Fatso couldn’t start a motorcycle with a kickstarter so that makes him a lickstarter pansy.

  • Look at his Gut
    June 26, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    What a joke
    Look at the gut on this fat cocksucker Scott
    Covid is the least of this tub of shits problems
    He’s only months away from a heart attack
    I hope its a big one

  • Harry Balz
    June 26, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    How come this guy gets hosed for his comments on Facebook? When a Karen says the same thing, the troops rally around her.

  • randiguy2006
    June 26, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    You shouldn’t post about kids.

    Unless they used to be TB’s students.

  • Pissing an Moaning about masks!
    June 26, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    you piss and moan about masks, but the website is plastered with ads for them!

    You fucking HYPOCRITE!

    Shove it, turtleshit!

    Stay in wifey’s basement! Let her take care of the “crotch fruit” because you’re a disgrace, and couldn’t EVER provide a sustaining salary for living!

    Julie must be so fuckin’ proud of you!

  • Fonzie's 1979 Hairdo
    June 26, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Sweet old man’s bike with the fucking La-Z-Boy seat in the back for your undoubtedly corpulent spouse, Scott.

    (Guaranteed < 1,000 miles on that OD)

  • Bill Realist
    June 26, 2020 at 11:36 am

    Don’t let up on this guy. Full investigation and dig deep. Really deep kids, nephews, inlaws, grand kids what ever you got to do. If there is anyone who deserves to be driven to suicide from being featured on turtle boy this is him.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gores Toupee
    June 26, 2020 at 10:43 am

    Masks are personal protective equipment….for YOUR personal protection…anyone who trys to flip it over and make it about protecting everyone else is warping reality. The number of vectors for viral transmission are legion so doing silly masks is only about social control…. in short….MASKS ARE GLOBAL WARMING.

  • Snake
    June 26, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Seeing an employee in a tie nowadays is like seeing a dog walking backwards on its hind legs. Maybe bike boy could get pointers on how to dress from him sometime. Good for this kid making bucks and not looking like a bucket of turds at his job.

  • Burning Stupid
    June 26, 2020 at 10:39 am

    Has anyone seen the new school opening guidelines? Who comes up with this stuff? It’s 100% clown world out there right now.
    I swear they just have every idiot write something down on a piece of paper, throw it in a bucket, and pull random things out and that’s what they go with.
    The mask thing is exactly the same. Masks don’t stop microscopic particles from passing through them, even N 95 masks. It is a physical impossibility, no matter how much magical thinking you want to do. Oh sure, maybe it stops your spit or snot from flying out of your face, but once gain, spit and snot is NOT a microscopic particle. So that stuff just passes right through. Like water through a spaghetti strainer.
    But wearing a mask certainly will cause your blood oxygen levels to drop, in turn taxing your immune system, which GASP…is the thing that can fight viruses and bacteria!!! Your body needs oxygen levels at 95-100 ml. Once your 02 falls below that, and in obese, smokers, COPD, lung cancer, this happens faster, you become acidotic and hypoxic. Does it feel good to walk around for even a short period of time with a mask? No it does not. Not just because it’s uncomfortable and hot, but your body does not want to have it’s oxygen restricted in any way.
    I am so tired of hearing the non stop idiocy about masks. If masks worked, then why are we not wide open, and if they don’t then why wear them.

    • Fuck you Burning Stupid! Must be the STD that you have that's causing the burning!
      June 26, 2020 at 1:11 pm

      Well, lookie there!

      “burning stupid” is a fucking doctor! And knows better than everyone else!

      And you got your medical degree from where, fuckwad?

      Hey, everyone, pay attention to “burning stupid”!!! He knows better!

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        June 26, 2020 at 5:51 pm

        funny thing about your response is that you never said he was wrong. fuck you off you beta.

  • bigdaddy
    June 26, 2020 at 10:30 am

    I am just glad someone in Fitchburg is actually working

  • greg skinner-goldblatt
    June 26, 2020 at 10:17 am

    didn’t recognizer scott without the ball gag in his mouth

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 26, 2020 at 9:58 am

    I started slipping the bag boys a few bucks soon after the saigon shivers started for this reason exactly.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      June 26, 2020 at 10:03 am

      *unless they are hispanic or any shade of brown

  • Alex Reimer
    June 26, 2020 at 9:48 am

    Scott Price’s mask has a cockhole. Hi Scott!

  • Stu Cook
    June 26, 2020 at 9:43 am

    Scott Price sucks, his motorcycle is gayer than Chaim Bloom’s cardigan sweater. It looks like it has a sofa where the seat should be. Fat micro penis Price deserves a televised kick in the nuts.

  • Loathsome Karen
    June 26, 2020 at 9:34 am

    You know this sorry excuse for a man did this not because he’s morbidly obese and afraid of getting Kung Flu and dying, but because he thought he’d get praise on FB from his fellow loathsome creatures and therefore justify his miserable existence.

  • Really Now
    June 26, 2020 at 9:25 am

    So UTB now mocks others for spelling mistakes?

  • WTF with that $600 per week
    June 26, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Wish people would keep in mind that grocery store employees are WORKING for far less than the $600+ per week that people are receiving on unemployment. And they are NOT getting parades, discounts, free stupid cupcakes or plants like the healthcare workers. (Who also earn far more than minimum wage btw)

    ANYONE who looks down on them or acts condescending should be forced to work there for a couple of weeks.

  • Spic Tormentor
    June 26, 2020 at 9:10 am

    Kid should be wearing a shower cap so the grease from his hair doesn’t get on peoples groceries

  • Silence Does Bad
    June 26, 2020 at 9:02 am

    Here we are, three weeks after BLM protests and riots and entire country is now smashing transmission and hospitalization records each day. Not one media source is investigating this coincidence. I am not saying these events are related, but ignoring it makes a mockery of corona data analysis.

  • Hugh Mungous
    June 26, 2020 at 8:23 am

    He must be a member Of the all gay biker club “the hog riders“

    • Snarky Pete
      June 26, 2020 at 9:42 am

      He’ll be the toast of the Blue Oyster Bar tonight

  • Independent Thinker
    June 26, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Give the kid a break. He’s working hard. Besides, six months from now they will say that masks spread the virus. Remember the plastic bag ban? They said to use reusable bags. Then, during the virus, they said not to use reusable bags. Every day it changes, depending upon which politician the media wants to highlight. Right now, New York’s governor Cuomo is getting praise for stamping out the virus. Of course, there is no mention of all of the NYC folks who fled the city for their country homes in Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Florida, and brought the virus with them and spread it in these states.

    • Rockets Redglare
      June 26, 2020 at 9:22 am

      IT, Couhomo did stamp out the virus. He introduced it into nursing homes so the sick and elderly would die quick.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 26, 2020 at 8:08 am

    That clerk endangered the lives of everyone in that store with his selfish act! I hope he gets fired! The only time it is okay to remove one’s mask is at a BLM peaceful protest or demonstration.

  • Art Flaherty
    upside down culture
    June 26, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Here’s a young man providing an essential service for the community for short money and he becomes a target for some illiterate azzwipe. He is neatly dressed, wears a white shirt and tie, well groomed and treats customers respectfully. Compare this to the mentally impaired, wild eyed, drug addicted, filthy “protesters” the left adores. It’s sad what the media has done to our once great country.

  • Alana Presley’s Barber
    June 26, 2020 at 7:30 am

    Sweet jacket

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    June 26, 2020 at 6:56 am

    There are few things worse than an adult who beats up on a child. Scott Price is a contemptible, insignificant insect. Shun him.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    June 26, 2020 at 6:51 am

    Scott needs to apologize to the trees and plants for making them work overtime replacing the oxygen he depletes by his useless existence. Mask Nazis are almost as bad as the trash police.

  • Spell check
    June 26, 2020 at 5:11 am

    Imbarasing… What’s EMBARRASSING is your lack of orthography

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      June 26, 2020 at 8:13 am

      Imbarising. Get it straight.

  • Amberlamps
    June 26, 2020 at 4:21 am

    You lost me at “the good people of Fitchburg”

    Fitchburg is like the Fall River of West of Lowell

  • Oliver Sutton
    June 26, 2020 at 1:56 am

    Scott Is a fucking Karen!

    June 26, 2020 at 12:36 am

    Please apologize to those essential workers from Leominster, especially the young man that got fired.

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