Coventry RI Dad Mel Taylor Is Back And He’s Sending Dick Pics And Allegedly Ripping Off Alzheimer’s Customers

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Remember Melvin Taylor – the Rhode Island Dad whose daughter punched some hood rat at the Cranston Carnival a bunch of times, and then sent a lynch mob after the guy she punched in the face:

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Except that photograph is clearly fake, unless of course had her throat cut and was hit over the head with a bottle. Oh yea, and the video clearly showed that she was the aggressor, not the victim:


The best part was watching him play the game we call “Morons try to figure out who Turtleboy is.” At first he thought he cracked the case – Turtleboy is a real person named Clarence Woods Emerson:

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Then he started playing around with the Google machine and he found all sorts of fun stuff!!

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He wasn’t happy about the “faults” allegations being made against him:
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And he has some really smart friends who are pretty convinced that writing about him was the death blow to our website:

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LOL. These really are the dumbest people we’ve ever written about, and it’s not even close. That graph represents the number of likes our Facebook page has gotten. The peak you see is from our coverage of the Jorge Zambrano saga. As the commenter pointed out, these people are far, far away from being able to read and interpret a line graph.

He also doesn’t like that Turtleboy makes “races” remarks:

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Turtleboy is the racist one. Right. So funny that a guy who posts stuff like this:Screen Shot 2016-07-27 at 12.17.06 AM

Is sharing links from news outlets that shit on people like him all day every day.

Anyway, he’s back in the Internet news again, after someone posted this on their Facebook page:


Well, that’s just lovely. First of all, the mere fact that someone this dumb can own their own business in America just proves how overrated college is. Literally anyone can make it in this country.

Anyway, is this true? The guy who sent us this story provided no receipts or pictures or anything like that. But with Melvin Taylor, clearly anything is possible. My money is on true.


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22 Comment(s)
  • Tom Sawyer
    July 1, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    What do you expect from someone that doesn’t complete sentences in English, can’t spell, and bangs his wife’s sister… Apparently moved south to avoid getting arrested, but that won’t last forever…

  • Alexander Knight
    August 4, 2016 at 9:28 am

    This guy used to buy advertising from a girl I dated out of Coventry. He would call, text and harass the hell out of her at inappropriate times – like 11:00 on a Saturday night “Sweetie, come to the bar and get mai tais and chicken wings with me” or “u should cum and find me at _______ bar” etc. Fucking absolute pig. Used to live in a trailer park in Coventry.

    • Wendy
      August 9, 2016 at 3:37 pm

      Such a scumbag

  • big phat tony
    August 4, 2016 at 12:37 am

    True if Huge!

  • Reddog
    July 28, 2016 at 2:06 am

    I hope ole Mel wasn’t going through his daughters drawers. That’s creepy.

  • Wendy
    July 27, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    I know the family, the 48k was a deposit to purchase supplies. Everything said was true. and yes. Mel taylor is a thief and a scumbag. Left the family with a port o potty in the driveway, inside temps reached 120 with the heatwave and has never returned.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      July 27, 2016 at 10:02 pm

      Wow. I hope they are reimbursed and this piece of shit Mel goes to jail. Is he a licensed contractor?

      • Wendy
        July 27, 2016 at 11:52 pm

        Yes he is. Along with Mark StAngelo, mel gave mark 7k apparently, just because he needed it. It’s unreal! I cannot imagine telling someone, I took all your sick mothers money, gave 7k to my scumbag friend but I don’t have any left and I’m not gonna do any work. He took out the bathroom and laundry room, with a rented excavator and had a porta potty put in the driveway. Knowing full well that the woman not only has Alzheimer’s but needs assistance with the bathroom. There is not a level of hell low enough for either Mel or mark.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          July 29, 2016 at 12:56 am

          Yeah, I found Mark’s License number but not Mel’s. Someone posted a link on FB that may help the family move in the right direction. Take a look and see if you can sift through the comments and find it.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            July 29, 2016 at 1:09 am

            Never mind, got it. Registration is 11284. I’m sure the owners should have that information already. No violations on record, though. This should be his first and last one if they take the proper steps.

          • Wendy
            August 1, 2016 at 4:18 pm

            Thanks Lawyer Lady. It’s really disgusting what he is doing to this woman. You know, if Mel got pissed off and didn’t want to complete the job, that’s fine. Just refund the money paid and move the hell on, but this display of utter rudeness and level of unprofessionalism is sickening.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    July 27, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    Aloe life trailer trash is what I use on my sunburn after a long day at the beach.
    This is why Rhode Island can’t have nice things.

  • Joe Max
    July 27, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    One thing they have in common. Being losers, they have the look and act it too.

  • Largeman
    July 27, 2016 at 10:15 am

    No time to comment, have to register “”. That’s gold!

  • WormtownorBust
    July 27, 2016 at 9:28 am

    Where did he manage to get Marky Mark’s fake wang from Boogie Nights?

  • Dom
    July 27, 2016 at 9:20 am

    So is he wishing for a “bigger” life, playing with his wife’s dildo?

    • JoeMomma
      July 27, 2016 at 11:28 am

      He looks like a catcher.

    • Wendy
      July 27, 2016 at 11:54 pm

      Thats his wife’s strap on 😉

  • KimberlyS
    July 27, 2016 at 9:09 am

    That last picture made me throw up in my mouth. Very classy.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    July 27, 2016 at 7:36 am

    It could be true but who gives out 48k to a contractor without any work being done? They do renovations, you pay them for that. Then when they start remodeling, you give them a percent, and the rest when complete. However, there have been people out there who don’t truly know any better or have trust in people or are easily fooled. They could be those people.

    Anyway, I hope he reads this article and has a mini stroke lol.

    • Shell
      August 4, 2016 at 2:37 pm

      $50k was a third of the total price for the renovation. It was given when the demolition began. You can see the full story on Channel 10’s website.

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