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Remember Melvin Taylor – the Rhode Island Dad whose daughter punched some hood rat at the Cranston Carnival a bunch of times, and then sent a lynch mob after the guy she punched in the face:
Except that photograph is clearly fake, unless of course had her throat cut and was hit over the head with a bottle. Oh yea, and the video clearly showed that she was the aggressor, not the victim:
The best part was watching him play the game we call “Morons try to figure out who Turtleboy is.” At first he thought he cracked the case – Turtleboy is a real person named Clarence Woods Emerson:
Then he started playing around with the Google machine and he found all sorts of fun stuff!!
He wasn’t happy about the “faults” allegations being made against him:
And he has some really smart friends who are pretty convinced that writing about him was the death blow to our website:
LOL. These really are the dumbest people we’ve ever written about, and it’s not even close. That graph represents the number of likes our Facebook page has gotten. The peak you see is from our coverage of the Jorge Zambrano saga. As the commenter pointed out, these people are far, far away from being able to read and interpret a line graph.
He also doesn’t like that Turtleboy makes “races” remarks:
Turtleboy is the racist one. Right. So funny that a guy who posts stuff like this:
Is sharing links from news outlets that shit on people like him all day every day.
Anyway, he’s back in the Internet news again, after someone posted this on their Facebook page:
Well, that’s just lovely. First of all, the mere fact that someone this dumb can own their own business in America just proves how overrated college is. Literally anyone can make it in this country.
Anyway, is this true? The guy who sent us this story provided no receipts or pictures or anything like that. But with Melvin Taylor, clearly anything is possible. My money is on true.
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