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A lot of people have tagged Turtleboy in this post from a Rhode Island father named Mel Taylor, who is not happy with some hood rat who allegedly beat up his daughter at a carnival:
He’s been plastering this picture of his daughter up and down on his open Facebook page which has turned into one of the biggest carnivals on the Internet:
And he’s apparently really mad at this guy:
So when people first sent us this and we saw the picture of the girl, it was like, whoa – that’s not good. What an animal.
But then we thought about it and realized that normal 16 year old girls don’t get knocked out by some hood rat named Wilson. They just don’t ever find themselves in that kind of situation. Plus, what kind of father plasters his daughter’s picture all over the Internet like that in an effort to show what a bad ass he is? Seriously, check out his page, it’s hardo city over there:
He’s even started going after Wilson’s family for whatever
Ya know who reacts like this when their daughter gets the shit kicked out of them? White trash. This guy doesn’t get the cops because he doesn’t need the cops. He watches Dog the Bounty Hunter a LOT, so he gets to play by his own rules.
Let’s check out the tape (his daughter is wearing a black shirt with jeans and is right in the middle of the broo-ha-ha)
This angle is even better:
Here’s just the part where she got involved:
Goddamn Rhode Island. Nothing but Wrights Chicken Farm, water fires, Newport mansions, and slug rake gutter trash.
Here’s what Daddy’s little princess did during the fight. First Wilson gets kicked in the face by some equally innocent girl in a white shirt, and immediately jumps over someone else in an attempt to enact ghetto vengeance on her:
Now instead of just walking away from this dangerous and volatile situation, Melvin Taylor’s daughter decides to insert herself directly into the middle of this melee by grabbing this violent dooshnozzle by the back:
Then punching him in the face twice (good shots too)
Boom!!! Right in the kisser!!!
Then princess’ ass falls on the ground and gets stepped on by a ghetto stampede:
Hence the bloody face.
Newsflash Melvin Taylor – this is EXACTLY what your daughter wanted to happen. She was trying to establish her ghetto street cred by inserting herself into a Central Falls dance recital and she ended up with a bloody face. You know why? Because of you. Because you raised her to be Daddy’s little innocent princess who can do no wrong. Normal parents don’t raise girls who punch guys like Wilson in the face at the Cranston Carnival.
Here’s an idea Dad – instead of bragging about what a bad ass you are and how bad you’re hypothetically gonna fuck up some hoodlum from Coventry, how bout you be a good Dad for once and stay off the Internet? Or even better, shame your daughter for acting like a ghetto piece of trash. This was like a bad episode of Jerry Springer. Anyone who’s kids were involved in this should bow their head in shame, not look for the spotlight like you clearly are.
Oh yea, and this shit right here:
Ya know who puts a picture like that on snapchat? An attention seeking girl who will end up being pregnant by the age of 19. She looks like she just just stabbed someone to death. And before she cleaned her ass up she just HAD TO take a selfie and post it on snapchat so she could dramatize it and get her ogre of a father all riled up for an online lynch campaign. We all saw the video. She got stepped on and maybe punched once in defense by this hoodrat, because that’s what hoodrats have a tendency to do. I didn’t see any brass knuckles in there, and I don’t see any bruises, open cuts, or lacerations on her face. I just see a girl who wanted to play with trash but ended up becoming trash instead.
Oh, and here’s a Turtleboy plot twist extraordinaire – Melvin Taylor has been arrested a billion times before. Check out his rap sheet, which includes arrests for suspended license, felony larceny, drugs, and tons of other fun stuff:
Including several times for domestic violence:
Oh yea, and he has a tendency to not show up for court, not keep up with payments, and have warrants issued against him:
But just like in Massachusetts, judges never send him to jail. Shocking his daughter ended up getting punched in the face at the Cranston Carnival. He’s obviously shown her that it’s OK for men to punch women in the heat of the moment.
He’s also raised an All-Star son too:
Don’t get me wrong – I’m sure that Wilson Rivera is a GIGANTIC asshat. I’m sure he’ll end up in jail at some point in his life, and I’m sure he will father MANY illegitimate children that he will not pay for, never mind known the names of. But a REAL Dad teaches his daughter to go in the complete opposite direction when they see the likes of Wilson Rivera getting in a huge brawl at the Cranston Carnival.
P.S. Turtleboy’s boy Al Dente is all sorts of fired up about this now too:
Now you’s can’t leave.
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