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RI Dad Sends Lynch Mob After Hood Rat, Says He Attacked Daughter, Video Shows She Is Lying, Court Records Show He Is Hypocrite


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A lot of people have tagged Turtleboy in this post from a Rhode Island father named Mel Taylor, who is not happy with some hood rat who allegedly beat up his daughter at a carnival:

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He’s been plastering this picture of his daughter up and down on his open Facebook page which has turned into one of the biggest carnivals on the Internet:

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And he’s apparently really mad at this guy:

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So when people first sent us this and we saw the picture of the girl, it was like, whoa – that’s not good. What an animal.

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But then we thought about it and realized that normal 16 year old girls don’t get knocked out by some hood rat named Wilson. They just don’t ever find themselves in that kind of situation. Plus, what kind of father plasters his daughter’s picture all over the Internet like that in an effort to show what a bad ass he is? Seriously, check out his page, it’s hardo city over there:

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He’s even started going after Wilson’s family for whatever

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Ya know who reacts like this when their daughter gets the shit kicked out of them? White trash. This guy doesn’t get the cops because he doesn’t need the cops. He watches Dog the Bounty Hunter a LOT, so he gets to play by his own rules.



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Let’s check out the tape (his daughter is wearing a black shirt with jeans and is right in the middle of the broo-ha-ha)

This angle is even better:

Here’s just the part where she got involved:

Goddamn Rhode Island. Nothing but Wrights Chicken Farm, water fires, Newport mansions, and slug rake gutter trash.

Here’s what Daddy’s little princess did during the fight. First Wilson gets kicked in the face by some equally innocent girl in a white shirt, and immediately jumps over someone else in an attempt to enact ghetto vengeance on her:

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Now instead of just walking away from this dangerous and volatile situation, Melvin Taylor’s daughter decides to insert herself directly into the middle of this melee by grabbing this violent dooshnozzle by the back:

Then punching him in the face twice (good shots too)

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Boom!!! Right in the kisser!!!

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Then princess’ ass falls on the ground and gets stepped on by a ghetto stampede:

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Hence the bloody face.

Newsflash Melvin Taylor – this is EXACTLY what your daughter wanted to happen. She was trying to establish her ghetto street cred by inserting herself into a Central Falls dance recital and she ended up with a bloody face. You know why? Because of you. Because you raised her to be Daddy’s little innocent princess who can do no wrong. Normal parents don’t raise girls who punch guys like Wilson in the face at the Cranston Carnival.

Here’s an idea Dad – instead of bragging about what a bad ass you are and how bad you’re hypothetically gonna fuck up some hoodlum from Coventry, how bout you be a good Dad for once and stay off the Internet? Or even better, shame your daughter for acting like a ghetto piece of trash. This was like a bad episode of Jerry Springer. Anyone who’s kids were involved in this should bow their head in shame, not look for the spotlight like you clearly are.

Oh yea, and this shit right here:


Ya know who puts a picture like that on snapchat? An attention seeking girl who will end up being pregnant by the age of 19. She looks like she just just stabbed someone to death. And before she cleaned her ass up she just HAD TO take a selfie and post it on snapchat so she could dramatize it and get her ogre of a father all riled up for an online lynch campaign. We all saw the video. She got stepped on and maybe punched once in defense by this hoodrat, because that’s what hoodrats have a tendency to do. I didn’t see any brass knuckles in there, and I don’t see any bruises, open cuts, or lacerations on her face. I just see a girl who wanted to play with trash but ended up becoming trash instead.

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Oh, and here’s a Turtleboy plot twist extraordinaire – Melvin Taylor has been arrested a billion times before. Check out his rap sheet, which includes arrests for suspended license, felony larceny, drugs, and tons of other fun stuff:


Including several times for domestic violence:






Oh yea, and he has a tendency to not show up for court, not keep up with payments, and have warrants issued against him:



But just like in Massachusetts, judges never send him to jail. Shocking his daughter ended up getting punched in the face at the Cranston Carnival. He’s obviously shown her that it’s OK for men to punch women in the heat of the moment.

He’s also raised an All-Star son too:

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Don’t get me wrong – I’m sure that Wilson Rivera is a GIGANTIC asshat. I’m sure he’ll end up in jail at some point in his life, and I’m sure he will father MANY illegitimate children that he will not pay for, never mind known the names of. But a REAL Dad teaches his daughter to go in the complete opposite direction when they see the likes of Wilson Rivera getting in a huge brawl at the Cranston Carnival.

P.S. Turtleboy’s boy Al Dente is all sorts of fired up about this now too:

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112 Comment(s)
  • anonon
    May 31, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    “An attention seeking girl who will end up being pregnant by the age of 19.”

    Probably by the guy she punched.

  • Kenny Klitz
    May 31, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    Fuckin’ A! The moron who keeps writing “slash out.” Thanks for the laughs.

  • WhoTheFuckIsTurtleBoy
    May 31, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    Lol, This whole “article” is retarded. I was there, Seen homegirl get punched in the face by that fat kid AND HE DID have brass knuckles on. and she DID start gushing after getting knocked on her ass from the blow. Jesus. This is a very bad fail attempt at journalism, Or what ever you were trying to achieve. Go back to college, Major in something else.

    • Ashley's Thighmaster
      May 31, 2016 at 7:08 pm

      Go back to licking your moms used up gash hole you trashy fucker you.

  • th4tkid
    May 31, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    All this shyt nikkas talkin but he ain’t the only pussy boii swinging at bitches just look t how these lil dickk dogs crack these bitches that are actin like men u act like a man you’ll get treated like one point blank. . . No disrespect to noone but tighten tf up

  • Chris
    May 31, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    Really, no one commented on the quote from “A Bronx Tale?”

    Cudos, my good man…

  • T. SPA
    May 31, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    The BOY hit the girl with brass knuckles. The end. Regardless of what happened where, that’s the part that’s fucked up. The BOY deserves what he gets. And as a father I would be the same way. Even if my daughter was wrong. She’d get grounded, he’d get his ass beat. Just sayin’

  • Bobnmic wannaabee typewritin major at Worc Library
    May 31, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    Bobnmic, it was! That was my biggest flaw; teach me to be more immaculate like you.

    • BobnMic
      June 1, 2016 at 1:15 am

      Wow my fan club is diverse to say the least…

  • catzmeowRI
    May 31, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    And once again the image floating around of the girl at the carnival with the blood not up with other images. The image of him I think he was on the ground where it does look like something on his hand aren’t being used. The videos begin with 2 girls fighting and a guy being a kangaroo hopping around the girl fight which he put himself into, which then he got attacked by several other guys and video finishes with straight out brawl with other guys hitting girls too. Oh wait that’s right video ends when someone yells the girls bleeding (the other image not shown) and the whole crowd just seperates. I’m waiting for a news report where wilson gets hurt or someone with him (wrong place wrong timing) gets hurt or killed because everyone seeing red. I hope no truly innocent child (none in the video) gets injured. most of the human race are regressing instead of evolving.

  • May 31, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    1:00 in the 2nd video (with the better angle) you can see brass knuckles on dude’s right hand.

  • May 31, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Tic -Toc, Tic-Toc, soon someone’s going clean the turtles clock.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      May 31, 2016 at 7:58 pm

      You mean like the girl got her clock cleaned by the other wannabe thug in the video? Or all the morons posting novels that get roasted by others in a sentence or two?

  • Reddog
    May 31, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Can’t believe I made it through all those comments. The only good one was from Fiesty. If I ever needed a lawyer,I think I’d want to hire her,but how will any of us know who she is and what type of law she practices?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 31, 2016 at 2:26 pm

      ProfM and a few others know who I am. I can’t say what type of law, that truly makes it easier lol. This is why you need FB!

      • Lawyer My Ass
        May 31, 2016 at 10:59 pm

        This would be the last lawyer I’d ever do business with. She is not intelligent, although she thinks that she is smarter than everybody else with those forever rants that go on and on, but has the maturity of a fifth grade white trash delinquent.

        Fuck you, go away and do the rest of us a favor.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          June 1, 2016 at 7:45 am

          Did I hurt your feelings? Say yes so I can start my morning off on the right foot.

          P.S. I don’t think I have ever said I ws smarter than anyone here.

          • ProfessorM
            June 1, 2016 at 7:59 am

            Yeah fiesty, stop talking all intelligent and crap… You’re hurting people’s feelings! Bwhahahah

  • May 31, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    ProfeessorM (M for Maladjusted), you probably teach something Ironical eh? Like race relations course….

  • Tom
    May 31, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Mel Taylor posted this on his FB page, 10 minutes ago……hah hah hah!!

    “Turtleboy Sports I noticed you made handy dandy meet the other criminals look like that innocent. Well I’m pretty sure you broke the law too. My daughter is 16 and you don’t have my consent to post her picture no I’m not positive what channel 10 need permission so it assumed some type of love but you can just post pictures of minors. Kind of like you’re doing some sick porn. So take it all down or I go to an attorney.”

    • May 31, 2016 at 12:46 pm

      The sad part of all this, is that all these people with conflagrated, and conflicting opinions go back and forth at each other’s throats cussing at each other, cursing families, so on and so forth. And all the while TB sits back enjoying the show laughing his ass at our expense all the way to the bank…… Tb Starts the fires and we keep throwing gas on it. Tb does the ol’ Pontius Pilot and washes his hands of it , while we go at each others throats.
      I’m pretty sure many of us have a lot to lose if exposed for some of what they’ve written here, but turtle boy getting paid. I truly doubt he gives a shit about anyone but himself and lining his coffers. We’re all being taken for a ride… let the insults begin…..

      • ProfessorM
        May 31, 2016 at 1:00 pm

        Is this were we are all supposed to go, “you know what? You’re right! What an asshole he is… We are on your side now!” Is that what you are picturing here? That’s some imagination you’ve got there. My six year old son has a unicorn he’d like to sell you 🙂

        • May 31, 2016 at 1:44 pm

          and the Creton breeds, what do you call the little one? Son Of frankenstein

        • May 31, 2016 at 1:46 pm

          You would lose your tenure if you had it, if the faculty and administration of your school could see the garbage you post here.

  • Yep
    May 31, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    So goes that ageless saying “never hit a woman” but nowadays females think they can hit men and wont get hit back. Did you see how many stabbings in Worcester as of late? (I realize this is RI) But People are crazy. don’t be shocked when you get hit back, best bet is to not jump into a hood scuffle.

  • Turtle sucks balls boooooooooooooooooong
    May 31, 2016 at 10:59 am

    You can clearly see him punch her lol

  • maineturtlefollower
    May 31, 2016 at 10:53 am

    This is what the lead singer of Smashmouth is up to these days?

    • Juicy
      June 7, 2016 at 1:09 pm

      Hi Maine Turlte follower! LOL

  • BostonEMT
    May 31, 2016 at 10:45 am

    Dude, you posted this kid’s dad’s court record. Pretty sure that kid isn’t 48 engaging in fist fights with a 16 year old at a carnival. That IS Melvin Taylor Jr. It’s so obvious, how the hell did you overlook that.

    • BostonEMT
      May 31, 2016 at 10:47 am

      Oops retracted, I hate this sites setup, too K he scrolling and I’m lazy. Names wrong on my part, move along.

      • BostonEMT
        May 31, 2016 at 10:48 am

        Blood is fake though. Typical IG picture

        • Jasmine
          May 31, 2016 at 12:15 pm

          I was literally there as she got in the ambulance. She had the top of her head glued because they couldn’t do stitches. You know how ducking scared I was seeing her like that. I had the biggest ducking panic attack of my life. So fuck off you piece of shit you have know idea how real this was

          • John
            May 31, 2016 at 2:28 pm

            May wanna start hanging out in better crowds Jazzy and you might be able to avoid these sort of World Star videos waiting to happen.

          • Ashley's Thighmaster
            May 31, 2016 at 11:12 pm

            Are you the twat with the Urkel glasses?

          • Juicy
            June 7, 2016 at 1:08 pm

            Don’t you mean DUCK off?

  • Nicole
    May 31, 2016 at 10:36 am

    This article is ridiculous. Any parent whether they have a record or not would react this way and if they don’t they are a shitty parent his history has nothing to do with the situation. The kids made a choice on their own not cuz of shitty parenting . Secondly, this kid hit a fucking girl with brass knuckles, a weapon while she was unarmed. Not only did he hit the girl but he’s visibly much larger than her. He could have very easily restrained her or stepped off. At the end of the day, sorry I’m not sorry, this kid IS a scumbag for what he did and SHOULD have a lynch mob after him. Learn a lesson! Start off with how to adult!

    • Ashley's Thighmaster
      May 31, 2016 at 6:58 pm

      I hope you don’t have kids you trashy chewed up labia.

  • Davmin401
    May 31, 2016 at 10:36 am

    Actully pretty good, i enjoyed it and kinda had the same thoughts about the whole thing KEEP UP THe good work

  • focus steady
    May 31, 2016 at 10:19 am

    Your blog is trash. Who the fuck are you to insult Rhode islanders like that? Your shit peddling, 3rd rate, click bait log. And furthermore, a domestic dispute doesn’t necessarily mean he smacked around a woman. Scumbag.

    • Ashley's Thighmaster
      May 31, 2016 at 6:52 pm

      Listen here fuck twat. Who are we to insult Rhode Islanders??? What are you all? A gang? Lmao. You’re Massachusetts rejects. Whole state besides maybe Newport are a bunch of cock gobbling trash.

    • anonon
      May 31, 2016 at 9:49 pm

      “a domestic dispute doesn’t necessarily mean he smacked around a woman.”

      True. It could mean a person “smacked around” a man.

  • Ashley's Thighmaster
    May 31, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Why are you here you cock dribbler. If you don’t like the site then fuck off down you bf’s ahole.

  • Publius
    May 31, 2016 at 10:07 am

    The ghetto classes are so entertaining. Mel, what can one say.

  • Hopethissitegetsshutdown
    May 31, 2016 at 9:42 am

    Dam this guy has no promblem taking shit and writing about other people and what he thinks they will turn out to be. So who’s going to write about the people writing this bs article he talks about the father for 90% and the hood rat kid like 10% only saying he’s a hood rat and casting what he thinks is the future for these people. You know what I see this site being shut down in a the future smh

  • Servo1969
    May 31, 2016 at 9:23 am

    Looks to me like the only kind of man Daddy knows how to be is the kind who treats the entire world like one huge bar room. His children have watched him not be a real man all their lives. Now his son doesn’t know how to be a real man and his daughter doesn’t know how to be lady. His kids have youth on their side. They may possibly grow up somehow. Daddy is f-ed.

  • Liz
    May 31, 2016 at 8:41 am

    Well you see as i started reading and watching this i was like, “hell yeah, finally someone steps up correctly”. But yous really fucked it up with the racial stereotype shit. Yous do not know that boy from a whole in the wall. But already hes said to be a doosh and will have multiple babies that everyone else will support???? Why, because hes not WHITE??? So when these white college kids repeatedly go out to get drunk and beat the shit out of people, its ok because they are white and will be the true doosh bags that will be patted on the back and have more doosh kids to grow up just as racist. Well that spanish kid looked like he was getting dragged and attacked all over the place in the video. So why not say hell, he had to throw punches just to keep the REAL DOOSH BAGS OFF HIS BACK.. Just because of the way hes dressed or his race, does not classify him as a failure in life. I am very satisfied with the pointing out the Melvin guys history though. But turtle boy dudes, very shitty on your behalf and soooooo racist on the social profiling that kid. Only true white trash will take this personal and attack me as well. Yes i am latina. And most of my family are college graduates. My mom has a masters degree in Social Services, so no honey, we are not what you would expect us to be. We are very well educated. So yous see, its every race that has its DOOOOOSH BAGS, ITS EDUCATED PEOPLE, and so on.. lets not assume he looks ghetto, so he ain’t gonna be shit.. Just my opinion.

    • ProfessorM
      May 31, 2016 at 9:03 am

      I’m sorry, but, did you say you were in college? I had a very hard time understanding that post. If you turned anything that sounded like that into me in my class, I’d send it to your mother so she would know she was wasting her money. They actually made a grading system specifically for people like you…. It’s not an F anymore. Now we give you an X. You know what an X does? It immediately sends notification to the person paying for the college that you aren’t learning shit. I had a hard time not standing up and cheering when they announced that at the faculty meeting 🙂

      • Liz
        May 31, 2016 at 9:35 am

        And you must be the white trash that i expected to slash out.. Let me guess, You’re voting for Trump..

        • May 31, 2016 at 12:26 pm

          Liz: The the sad thing is this… Creton, is a teacher. No wonder they hide their identities, lawyers and teachers with their hate rhetoric. How can you trust people like this with your children or legal matters?
          I am sure if your peers could see these posts without the “disguise” . Lawyer wench would probably be disbarred, ProfessorM would be ostracized. Parents are paying good money to send their kids to school so you can teach them what? Im almost afraid to ask. You probably have a different set of standards for non white students i’m sure.

          • ProfessorM
            May 31, 2016 at 12:40 pm

            Yep, and people pay a shitload of money for my classes, which are always maxed out. You could apply now, we might be able to get you in by the spring semester. Bwhahahahahahahaha!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 31, 2016 at 4:07 pm

            You have no idea what it takes to be disbarred. Nothing I have EVER done or said here even comes close to putting me in that type of situation. I don’t care what people think about me, that’s the difference between you and I Ashley. The thing is, every client I started off with knows me personally. They then refer their friends and family to me. Those people get to know me personally. They know what type of person I am. The criteria for me taking a client would be 1. I need to know them personally. 2. If I don’t know them personally, they need to know someone I know and that person needs to vouch for them. I also refuse at least 65% of cases thrown my way because I’m not a HACK lawyer looking for the next buck. Integrity and honesty means a lot to me, therefore, turning away frivolous cases has allowed me to maintain a reputation that doesn’t involve the terms “CROOKED” or “AMBULANCE CHASER” or “SCUMBAG LIAR.” I take great pride in knowing the clients I have are good people who need my help… Not someone looking for a quick pay day.

            Back to you Ashley. It took SO MUCH restraint from me when I started seeing articles posted about you and Zambrano. I wanted to oust your chunky monkey thigh ass so bad. I didn’t do it thought… I didn’t. I held it all in. Not because I was attempting to follow some moral compass, but because I was actually lazy and figured I didn’t want to get my hands dirty when this has no bearing on my personal life. Too late, because you opened your cum bucket mouth and now have upset me a tad bit. I’m going to play a cute game of “Guess what I do next” with you. Keep talking shit to me on here….. Let’s give you a hint.

            Bent Over.
            Thighs TOO FAT and covering most of your vagina.
            P.S. Next time you want to pose nude, make your bed you lazy disgusting bitch. Your room was a mess.

            I don’t want to say the following statement but I’m feeling all loosey goosey… 🙂

            Ask your Papito Chulo who “Heidi” is from Coral Gables. Warning, when you suck his dick you’re tasting her pussy. Is it sweet or salty? 😀

            Let’s keep it going. Mention me again, please… I’m begging! 😀

      • Liz
        May 31, 2016 at 9:42 am

        If you are really a professor i feel bad for the school that would hire a true Doosh bag like you. You are most likely that weird, child molesting , creep that grew up with no friends and is beyond miserable. I can deffinitely see you making students give you BJ’s for a good grade.. Weirdo creep. You are anything but educated.

        • ProfessorM
          May 31, 2016 at 9:52 am

          Hahaha… You are so right…. Lmao. BWAHAHAHA…. That was awesome… Blowjobs for grades over here……..

    • LLC
      May 31, 2016 at 9:08 am

      “YOUS don’t know….”YOUS really fucked it up…”We are well educated.”


      • Liz
        May 31, 2016 at 9:33 am

        And you must be the white trash that i expected to slash out.. Let me guess, You’re voting for Trump..

  • May 31, 2016 at 7:57 am

    And facts Are Facts, TB can post anyone’s face on the net in regards to a story regardless of actual involvment.
    Yet someone else does it, TB wants to talk shit? please. Get a clue.

  • May 31, 2016 at 7:53 am

    How terribly wrong of me for grouping you all into one category. who would ever do a thing like that? TB and his goons and goonetes, that’s who!

  • May 31, 2016 at 7:52 am

    Of course not

  • May 31, 2016 at 7:52 am

    Right all the white boys smoke meth?

    • anonon
      May 31, 2016 at 9:45 pm

      Maybe all of the ones YOU know.
      If you know any (white boys).

  • May 31, 2016 at 7:51 am

    LOL. hey look it’s * am shouldn’t you guys be three deep into your draft beers at the local dive by now? or sitting in your little meth cloud bubbles. cus you know all those you white boys like that meth.

  • May 31, 2016 at 6:42 am

    This site is full of typos from the writer and the commenters, so why shouldn’t mine be any different.? Anyways you know the fact is still the same. This site and most involved with it will drag anyone’s name and post their pics, even post information -probably gained illegally – through the mud, if it benefits the story, irrelevant of their involvement, as long as they have a connection to the subject (person), and you can dig up some dirt on them. Yet this guy does it and you talk shit about him, which quite frankly surprised me actually! This guy from the looks of your FB page, looks like he would fit right in with the maggot pus that follow you. You know what? Maybe we should just start doing searches on everybody who likes your FB page and start posting their business for everyone else to see. I can Guarantee, that a large percentage of your followers, have records just as long as the people you write about. Seeing how you so like to shed light on the topics that matter, we should start shedding light to your supporters…..

    • Baby Back Bitch
      May 31, 2016 at 6:54 am

      Aww. Did you or a friend or family member humiliate themselves publicly and get butthurt over getting called out by the turtle? Make like a leaf and fuck off.

    • Enough is Enough
      May 31, 2016 at 7:17 am

      Again, shut up already.

      • paul
        May 31, 2016 at 7:48 am

        Sounds like someone is super butthurt…ENOUGH is right. Shut up already

    • K. Grammar
      May 31, 2016 at 7:45 am

      Facts ARE still the same. ARE, not is.

    • LLC
      May 31, 2016 at 9:00 am


  • Sgt. Carter
    May 31, 2016 at 6:32 am

    That entire diatribe/screed was all over the zambrano blogs. Nerve struck. Keep it up, TB. Way, way more to this, obviously.

  • Nai
    May 31, 2016 at 3:00 am

    You just ruined this post. Thx

  • May 31, 2016 at 2:15 am

    Hey isn’t that what you do? whenever someone makes it onto your “blog of shame”? Someone commits some egregious offense as deemed by your all knowing, self-righteous, Holier-than-thou, #yououghttobesainted, all knowing sense of morality and wisdom. First thing you do is post anyone affiliated with said person, whether they were directly involved in the perceived infraction or not. Just so long as they have some dirty laundry, for you to air.
    You’re a real piece of work! As you shout from your pixelated podium of their wrong doings – just because you can. But why do you do it under the cover of anonymity? You and your followers for the most part are all of the same ilk, hypocritical, masses of subhuman refuse, who sit at their computer desks with their Southern comfort, meth and marijuana shaming and castigating anyone, you deem deserves it.
    But why is it the stories in which you get called out for your duplicity, always disappear from the net?
    Honestly You are a coward, in your pics you even have the face of a schmuck Aiden. You look and act like the nerdy kid who likes to start trouble then go tell the teacher, when that trouble comes right back at you.
    I normally go to a few bills games every year. I had never ever had an experience like I had on October 12 when we played the Patriots. We got into the stands before the men in front of us. They all seemed nice coming in. Aidan Kearney seemed drunk as he was just harmlessly dancing and having fun. Weird thing was he had a Pats jersey on with the bills sunglasses (from kid’s day) and a bills mask that is half blue and red. His friend the one in red UMASS hat (second from the right in the picture with all their shirts off) turned around asked if we were from Buffalo and continued to say how much they all loved Buffalo and how they come here about 3 times a year. Not sure if was joking or serious but asked how much houses around here were because he loved coming up here so much. He went on asking if we were going out after and where we would be going. We said Chippewa even though we never went there and had zero intention of ever going there. We just felt that weird vibe and didn’t want them going out with us. This is about when the game began it was all fun cheering for our own teams no nasty comments about the opposing teams at all.

    However, that did not last long. Aidan Kearney began to hip thrust when the Pats had a good play or if bills had a bad one right at me and girl sitting next to me. We ignored it. He continued to do it and then added jerking off gestures and saying “Yeah in your face”. That did not sit well, we still ignored his childish behaviors. When he did not stop, that is when my brother stepped in yelling at him to stop like any big brother would do. Aidan Kearney loved it and turned to antagonizing him. The girl I was next to and I began to tell him how rude and disrespectful he was and his gestures were disgusting. He didn’t care. At one point he was doing his wonderful gestures and a security guard walked by saw what he was doing and gave him a warning. He was told how inappropriate he was being and disrespectful. This was pretty much fuel to a fire for his behavior to continue to get worse calling us babies pretty much for tattle tailing. That’s when comments started to come out about how shitty buffalo was as well as its fans. He also started to do his jerking off gestures “hands free” now so he could not get yelled out. However he kept saying his comments such as “in your face.”

    Aidan Kearney seemed to be walking in and out of the stands an abnormal amount for most of the game. His friends, especially the one in the red UMASS hat (second from the right in the picture with all their shirts off) would turn to keep talking to us. They even said sorry for his actions. Our response was if you are so sorry, get him to stop. He said his actions are his own thing and they cannot control him. He even made a comment as if they were not close friends with Aidan Kearney that he was just a tag along in the trip. It didn’t make any sense. Another comment was if we wanted to kick Aidan Kearney out to go right ahead they didn’t care. Just to leave the 4 of them out of it because they were all cops and teachers and couldn’t stand to get in trouble with their jobs.

    Close to the half is when everything started to get heated up yelling and gesture wise. We thought the half would allow everyone to cool down. Other fans stopped us in the halls to ask what was going on and they were thoroughly disgusted when we told them. Funny thing is throughout the game we had multiple Pats fan approach us and genially apologize to us for Aidan Kearney’s behavior. They said that they were embarrassed to be wearing the same team jersey as him. They went on saying how wrong and disgusting his actions were and said he must not be married, have a sister, or a daughter because no one would ever do that who had any of those.

    After the half is when the girl I was with left so it was me sitting alone with my brother and family friend behind me. Aidan Kearney came back from the half still full of intentions of ruining more of our game day experience. By this point everyone was yelling for him to stop because the word of the situation had spread to all the fans behind us. This is clearly what he wanted. That is about when the pictures and videos started. He was dumb enough to use the selfie side of his camera so I could see he was taking pictures of me. I did not want to show any emotion or my face at all so he was not able to twist the pictures around. Hence the sad girl title I received from the blank looks. I can easily say he took well over 30 pictures of me, plus multiple videos. All of which I saw him doing and kept my head down in complete discomfort. I asked him repeatedly to stop which he just ignored. I even asked his friend, the one in red UMASS hat (second from the right in the picture with all their shirts off) to get him to stop, again I was ignored. Aidan Kearney even kept moving his seat around to try to get a better angle picture. He stood in front of me, then on the bench seats, on the stairs, moved to an open seat on the other side of stairs thinking I then would not pay attention and he then kept moving rows with the same idea that I would not pay attention. But I made sure I did. After he took a concerning amount of photos I could see him posting a picture which I thought was facebook and he started laughing and showed his friend in red UMASS hat (second from the right in the picture with all their shirts off) and they both started laughing, I assumed it was a picture of me. Which I later found out it was facebook post saying that I was going to be the main topic of his precious blog.

    Aidan Kearney continued with his actions throughout all of the second half even after being warned again. This time he was brought out of the stands and talked to. He came running up yelling ‘freedom of speech bitches’. He knew he was being watched so he calmed down slightly. This is when his friend I think it was Brian Long (after looking at his facebook) started yelling at us, as well saying we were being mean to Aidan Kearney trying to get him kicked out. However the photo shoot and videos were still in full effect. You can clearly see me in the video my hat pulled completely down and kept peaking up to see if he was still videoing and put head right back down.
    Then you wanna sue when they post the story?
    You post stories to stir people up make them angry bring out their true forms of hate, racism, and intolerance towards anyone and everyone, and their families/friends that you so eloquently write about.
    Funny if a person who has an opposing view has a job you and your cohorts scream for the heads,try and get them terminated, attempt, ruin their lives cus you think you’re someone important. Yet! with the same breathe berate someone who judge to “obviously” be milking the system. Ironic part is it’s always the Blacks and Latinos on your page that are mooching???? Perplexing.
    Having made the conscious choice to start chronicling your blogs in order to create an archive with which to amass all your hypocrisy, racism, and contradictions. Safe from your itchy trigger.. er, I mean delete finger. as so many of your followers like to say, “karma’s a bitch.” And she’s lubing up her size 13 boot, so she can shove it so far up your rectum it clears your sinuses.
    You like to hold others accountable for the actions of your “subject of the day”, judges, Da’s, teachers, parents, girlfriends…
    well when one of your drug addled, southern comfort laden followers goes out and hurts someone due to one of your garbage posts, and you get caught up in the mix, please don’t go saying. “I had nothing to do with it!”
    You want to play judge, jury, and executioner, so shall you be judged by the same standards. Your time is coming, and I personally look forward to it.
    I happen to know one of the people you recently “shamed” during your coverage of the Zambrano shooter, you shamed him good!
    his life hasn’t changed one bit. Didn’t he send you an email to you and your followers, apologizing for his ill thought statements? Oh wait!? there is no story there, nothing to use to degrade him, nothing in there at all to shame him further. You are right, better to not post and continue to allow your followers to believe the worst about him right? That gets stories, that fuels the fire.
    You are low rate, you write poorly.. a coward who hides in the shadows.
    and as far as your followers go, always posting hateful degrading things about people and races, but never posting their actual names or their pics…starting with fiestylawyerlady. A lawyer my left foot! Most likely some washed up has been. A lawyer’s secretary who spent 2/3rds of her life getting drunk on SoCo, with her other TB cronies. She is Crass and Vulgar, and if she looks anything like the vileness she puts up on that garbage receptacle you call a blog, she is uglier than a dog’s sphincter going number two.
    The great Boomerang of life has been circumnavigating the globe and got you in it’s sights

    • Yessssssa
      May 31, 2016 at 3:15 am

      Holy shit fiesty lawyee lady looks like a shitting dogs butthole hahaha

      • what turtle crawled up your ass?
        May 31, 2016 at 9:31 pm

        I prefer jack and crack

    • Ron
      May 31, 2016 at 3:18 am

      You need to be more concise with your comments.

      • Yessssssa
        May 31, 2016 at 3:33 am

        Im sorry, lawyer. There ya go 🙂

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 31, 2016 at 7:54 pm

        Impossible. She tried to hard to pretend to be someone else. Then she allowed her emotions to expose herself by sticking up for Zambrano, the twin brother of a cop killer. She let us all know his life was not changed by the shaming on TBS.

        Any person in this world who sticks up for cop killing drug dealers deserve the wrath and karma. She should have been fired after she was caught having sex with a coworker back before her innapropriate behavior with criminals and prisoners.

    • Elwood
      May 31, 2016 at 6:03 am

      Hypo: Go edit yourself.

    • Buffalo Bitches
      May 31, 2016 at 6:34 am

      Congratulations on your long winded, useless posts. Starts by defending scumbags, ends by attacking strangers, with a full bullshit story in the middle. If only a victim ever actually did come forward, or anyone had any evidence of any of that happening, but instead it’s just a giant lie of a story pushed by a much less successful version of the turtle from buffalo who is currently being silenced and sued for making up other stories.

      • ProfessorM
        May 31, 2016 at 7:24 am

        I swear to god every bitch that gets mildly upset at turtle does the same “who is turtleboy” Internet search, and every fucking one of them think that they are a fucking genius! It’s actually quite hysterical. Oh my god?? Look at this? It’s a story from three years ago about a buffalo game!! I like the ones that dig ten minutes deeper and come on with a “She was just an innocent slut! How could you shame her for being slutty and stupid”
        I guess everyone is an Internet private investigator these days. It’s just a toss up….. Is this new one the dad of the girl? Someone who has been recently featured? Jennie Chenkin? Oh, wait…. Who fucking cares? Lol …. Not us, we will still read them, and you will still be butt hurt!!

        • Cute Haircut
          May 31, 2016 at 7:48 am

          You know, I was just thinking about who would be stupid enough to go on that rant but smart enough to type proper sentences in such a long ass, properly formatted essay… And oh yea… Jay Cee all day. Hi, Jennie! Was that all part of your multi-page letter that your lawyer told you was useless garbage?

          • WorcesterPublicLibraryeducated
            May 31, 2016 at 9:43 am

            To be fair, I read TB sports and do not like being affiliated as one of the
            mindless TBsports fans like FeistyLawyerLady or his redneck majesty Bobnmic.
            Half the readership is mindless and hypocritical, if all else because they just y ell out the first stupid emotional response that comes their head, or
            are not intelligent enough to articulate any decent comebacks or rational
            counterarguments to some of the accusing remarks in these posts other than
            “F*ck you” or “Suck it” or simply ‘ ‘ a negative comment without an
            intelligent comeback something equally as sophisticated. So from
            that point of view, I can see why some haters accuse his whole readership
            of being idiots. But I think it’s unfair to accuse the whole readership of
            being made up of complete nudniks. With that said, I Sure would enjoy seeing
            a rational counterpoint being made by Turtleboy himself as to how it is not
            hypocritical to hide behind the shadows and make controversial comments — or
            condemn this kind of violence without knowing all the facts,
            while in other articles he
            goes right for the knockout punch and wishes certain people should get their
            assess kicked. Still, assuming he knows he’s sort of a coward and no better than Jerry Springer saturating his posts with half of them being as dysfunctional as some of the people he writes about , some of TB’s
            investigative journalism on worcester news is among some of the best stuff around.

          • BobnMic
            May 31, 2016 at 12:02 pm

            Yup ok that was rational. Looked like it was typed on an old Brothers electronic typewriter with extra white out. WorcesterPublicLibraryeducated. What a befitting name. Suits you well.

      • May 31, 2016 at 7:43 am

        Funny isn’t that what TB is founded on. attacking strangers? Casting judgement from the Safety of your internet. I am not defending anyone, I am speaking on behalf of the fact that TG and it’s followers are full of … BS. I’m calling it like I been seeing it. A bunch of two faced hypocrites who think it’s ok to post , their racism and hate, I think one favorite term used in some replies was “darky” another favorite is, “spics” .
        I have attacked strangers here just as they mercilessly attack people they don’t know. If the person didn’t pull the trigger, forge the check or commit whatever offense he may be accused of they have no business being in the story, irrelevant of their character (scumbagginess). “Turtleboy” Aidan Kearney Sexually Harasses Ex-Student Over Politics- real stand up guy, yet he is qualified to pass judgement on others and his followers are complete idiots. I mean isn’t something like that you all rally around and decry your outrage, gather your little goon squad for another lynching?
        OH!? And why isn’t there any stories of sexual harassment or sexual misconduct on the site? Oh wait maybe TB doesn’t want to remind people of his skeetons in the closest… some so fresh they still have meat on them. So go on Buffalo, and say what you will… just another Buffoon in TB’s Rodeo Clown Posse.

        • Jive Clive
          May 31, 2016 at 7:55 am

          You’re right. The TG (Telegram & Gazette) and it’s followers are full of bullshit.

    • Bullshit
      May 31, 2016 at 6:46 am

      So… Are you some random internet hero defending scum? Or a Buffalo Bills fan that witnessed something that didn’t happen but yet has deep knowledge of who Turtleboy is and what some of their staff looks like? Or are you friends with those other murderous criminal scumbags? Should probably pick an angle and stick with it. Being all over the map proves how full of shit you are.

    • Cocomom
      May 31, 2016 at 7:04 am

      @hypocritemuch, Sorry, I missed that, fell asleep. Could you say again??

      • Opinionated35
        May 31, 2016 at 8:50 am

        Wow… Reading all of the comments… Mostly everyone on here is just as bad as TB. I think that it’s OK for a dad/mom to get upset about their kid.. No matter what it entails. Right, wrong or different that is his kid and he will defend her to the death like any good parent would. I’m not saying it’s right.. I’m not saying it’s wrong.. What I’m saying is it’s all irrelevant when it comes to others opinions about his daughter. So what he has a past.. Don’t everyone?!! I just think people purposely go out of their way to point out ones flaws… When in actuality they probably know what their flaws are and don’t care what some immature wanna-be journalist has to say. But that’s MY opinion and you know what they say about those.

    • Enough is Enough
      May 31, 2016 at 7:13 am

      Oh my God. Shut up already!

    • whatevuh
      May 31, 2016 at 7:26 am

      if you think anyone will read all this, you’re a moron, shut up and get off the internet

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 31, 2016 at 9:43 am

      Everyone has it wrong. This is NOT Jennie, nor is it someone from Buffalo. This person posting is Ashley. She clearly tried to do a VERY good job pretending to be someone from Buffalo but her stupid tiny brain didn’t realize by writing this very sentence:

      “I happen to know one of the people you recently “shamed” during your coverage of the Zambrano shooter, you shamed him good!”

      Made it OBVIOUS that it is Ashley. It’s also obvious because you chose ME to bother and talk shit about instead of the HUNDREDS of people who ripped your asshole open. You can’t be “following me” and gathering information on me since Buffalo because I just started posting here in March, you dumb blonde bitch.

      You can call me vulgar, you can say I’m mean.. Call me a bitch… but the fact that you chose to call me ugly and your little friend too leads me to believe that your heart is filled with jealousy. Here is the thing Ashley, I understand why you would attempt to talk about my looks. It must hurt to know that below the waist you already weigh more than I do. your lower legs are bigger than my upper thighs, how disgusting. You are built like sponge bob but in the opposite direction. Your tiny lil’ boobs and HUGE WIDE ass is disgusting. You know what a nice ass is? I good round one sans cellulite, not some sloppy flabby ass that hangs low like yours.

      Ashley, 9 times out of 10 I’m settling out of court. However, on the rare occasion I am there maybe we should have coffee. I can teach you what squats can do to your nasty looking ass. I can’t help with your tiny tits, that’s just genetics. You can come over my house and we can workout together. I’m 3 weeks post operation and back to squats and treadmill… I can show you a thing or two about getting that flat wide ass round and juicy. Ashely, I really have no one to answer to in my professional life, so please don’t make me get real fucking wild on here and start telling ALL of your stories you nasty cock sucking whore. You spend so much time on your knees and begging Mr. N (think hard bitch, I know more than you ever will) for attention just so you can roam freely and do as you please that you are too retarded to realize how obvious your SLUTTERY is.

      I’m sorry Ashley, thunder thighs… whatever you want to be called that you look at me and see a woman built for fun. I’m sorry my body is proportional and not all over the place like yours. I’m sorry that you are so jealous you chose to pick on me, THE WRONG PERSON BY THE WAY…. Keep talking though Ashley. Unlike you, I have the means necessary to oust you so hard you will beg me to stop. I wish for you to do the same. Please, do. I never make threats because it’s immature but if you continue to come here to badger people you know nothing about in an attempt to stick up for your cocksucker drug dealing boyfriend, I will do everything I can to find out every bit of information on you and ruin your fucking life.

      Please test me, bitch. I’m at a point in my life where my RE investments alone can let me live very comfortable. I don’t need this “lawyer” work. I do it because I feel like I have to… I paid so much money to get here, might as well make good use of it. As you know Ashley, I’m my own boss. I have to answer to NO ONE and I love it that way. This allows me the freedom to do as I please as long as I’m not breaking the law. Go to bed remembering that, cunt.

      *Drops mic*

      • ProfessorM
        May 31, 2016 at 10:42 am

        Shit, even if it isn’t Ashley, you’ve got me hanging now…. Spill!! Tell what you know! We want to hear the cockgobbling adventures of Ashley the pig! You can’t just throw us a bone like that and not elaborate!! God damn you!

        • Mr. Poon
          May 31, 2016 at 9:29 pm

          Yeah feisty, who’s Mr. N? What else you got?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 31, 2016 at 10:08 pm

            Will not throw Mr N. In the dirt. He just had a hard cock and it’s not his fault. We will see if Ashley wants to play. Let her respond to me, I will keep going.

      • Enough!
        May 31, 2016 at 12:21 pm

        Stop it please. You are taking up way too much space here for your insane rants. Nobody cares for what you say.

      • COB
        May 31, 2016 at 6:40 pm

        “Drops mic”


        *Scratches balls*


        • BobnMic
          June 1, 2016 at 2:06 am

          COB miss ya bro. Stop chiming in every two years. We need your continuous input for stability purposes. Plus there is a lack of fart boxes getting tongue punched and that could be a crime in all of itself.

          That was always the part when I became Sal on Impratical Jokers falling off and right to the floor.

      • Joey
        June 4, 2016 at 5:11 am

        You’re a professional? I mean, a real lawyer? You may actually need more help than anyone involved in that fracus. Grow up.

    • dom
      May 31, 2016 at 11:08 am

      Holy shit … did anyone actually read this whole thing? If so, can you post the TL;DR version.

      • anonon
        May 31, 2016 at 9:42 pm

        Short version of the story – the butthurt is strong on all sides.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 31, 2016 at 10:19 pm

          Not butt hurt… Just one of the MANY people who are tired of her slut shit. She picked the wrong day to address me and I’m feeling generous with information.

          I come here to laugh and read funny comments. I don’t bother ANY ONE unless they bother me. Well, except for trolls… I make trolls cry.

          Maybe I’m turning a new leaf and I am ready to shred my law degree and follow a different dream who knows LOL… butthurt I will never be. I’m way too vulgar to ever be offended by what someone says. I can dish it, I can certainly take it. I embrace it with open arms. I love a good verbal punch, keeps me honest.

          • Are you sersiously kidding us?
            June 1, 2016 at 4:57 am

            What in in fuck thinks that you are important? Really what? Fucking lawyer wannabe and you are not shit. Fucking scum is all you really are.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            June 1, 2016 at 7:41 am


    • Haha
      May 31, 2016 at 2:08 pm

      Stfu omg nobody likes you or the pats

    • Sissy Hankshaw
      May 31, 2016 at 5:31 pm

      That’s fucking libel, I would never drink Southern Comfort.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      May 31, 2016 at 7:38 pm


    • Psshhhtt
      June 1, 2016 at 11:47 am

      Hi Ashley! You mad ya boy is out $4,000 that he could’ve spent on you to dodge a warrant. Hahahahaha. Skid. It’s getting exciting watching you all go down. This is gonna get WICKED fun!!

    • Jzf
      June 1, 2016 at 9:29 pm

      No one gives a shit

  • DaKota101
    May 31, 2016 at 12:30 am

    1. Where are these brass knuckles? 2. Why are the girls jumping into fights with guys? 3. who in there right mind let their 16 yr. olds hang with thugs??? It’s very apparent that there is parental neglect going on here.

    • Violet
      May 31, 2016 at 11:17 am

      No one is TRUELY a thug in the state of Rhode Island, this is a group of fuckboys.

      • Frank da Tank
        May 31, 2016 at 2:45 pm

        ooh theres some major players around in this state. RI gets around nicely on the low.

        • Timmy
          May 31, 2016 at 7:51 pm

          Hahaha…real bad boys move in silence and violence

    • Cmw
      May 31, 2016 at 2:18 pm

      I’m not defending either of them they are both really stupid. But in the beginning of the second video, if you watch after she punches him she falls, he hits her, you can clearly see metal on his hand. He is wearing brass knuckles. It’s hard to catch but you can see them.

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