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Crackle And Slop Are Selling Food Excess Food Stamps They Have Because They Lost Their Kids To The State But Keep Getting Stamps Anyway

This is Colleen Vitale of New Hampshire.

She’s in her mid 20’s and has fired five raw dog souvenirs out of her stench trench and currently has custody of zero. The first two her parental rights were terminated for being a gutterslug, and the three youngest were put into foster care. Why? Well, she’s got a whole bunch of Google trophies.

Stalking, drunk driving, disobeying police, driving on a suspended license. Normal Mom stuff.

This is the Tony Rosas, the guy who dumped his baby batter in her:

In 2016 he was arrested by the Hampton Police for recklessly driving while trying to get away from the cops (his license was suspended and he didn’t wanna go to jail) while his 7 year old was in the backseat.

So yea, no kids for you.

Nevertheless they seem to think they’ll be getting them back.

But here’s the fucked up part (as if this isn’t fucked up enough as it is). Even though they’re no longer technically parents, and do not have any bills to pay for their children (since the state is taking care of that), they still get to collect food stamps. So many food stamps that they have a surplus to sell on Facebook:

Dee J Mike tried to warn her that this was an unwise decision, but she found a way to justify it.

Yea, she’s trying to “help” others by committing fraud. Sure, she could just give away her food stamps if she really wants to help someone in need, but then she can’t profit off of the taxpayers.

She does however, have enough money to set right up front at the Ja Rule concert.

I know, I know. I can’t believe Ja Rule is still a thing either.

Hopefully the powers that be up in New Hampshire read this and factor it into their decision when deciding on whether or not Crackle and slop get their kids back. Would love to see the interests of the children come before the interests of some deadbeat parents who had their chance to be real parents and failed miserably.


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27 Comment(s)
  • Mystery
    September 28, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    Shes prego again. And i think her teeth is messed up because she got into a fight with her mom when she was a teen. 6 kids.. 4 baby daddys. Shameful to admit i went to school with her.

    • Nine
      November 15, 2019 at 10:01 am

      Her teeth messed up cuz she was a junkie on heroin and Pills. Her mom is an angel.

  • Anonymous
    February 10, 2019 at 12:41 am

    Those teeth look like they’re throwin up gang signs. Allll fkd up!

  • goat roper
    February 2, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Goddamn, fucking filters make her semi attractive in the one with the duck face showing off her manicure. Then, reality sets in with the pic of her pube face NH importarican and her brandishing her pearly whites, ouch fucking scary. 5 fucking kids too at 23, wonder if the importarican is the baby daddy to all 5? This is an unfinished story, i feel like this is a cliff hanger, Im sensing this twat could be the potential fall river guttermuppet of NH. Please stay on the case!

  • Dr. Kildaire
    January 31, 2019 at 11:05 am

    I can see skin stuck in her teeth from her last BJ….

  • Captain Trips
    Bill Clinton
    January 31, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Wonder if she can hyperventilate through her nose. I’d bop her but only if she kept her mouth shut

  • JoeMomma
    January 31, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Why does she need food stamps? They have stripper poles in New Hampshire.

  • Dem Strategist
    January 30, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    The fertility rate of middle class Americans has dropped below the replacement rate. That void will be filled by a different demographic.

  • whatevuh
    January 30, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    2 more shit-stains on the underwear of society . . .

  • Burlando Castile
    January 30, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Gappy Gifford’s teeth look like the skyline of Fitchburg. 

  • Y
    January 30, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Does this girl eat rocks?

  • 10,000 Rounds Of .223
    January 30, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    I hope the next civil war starts soon. Clear the slag and resume like it’s 1982.

    • Pass the Cope
      January 31, 2019 at 9:50 am

      Bump up to 30.06, brah.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 30, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    They used her dental Impressions to make those Billy Bob teeth you can buy

  • Big Wick
    January 30, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Nose ring, duck lips and fluorescent hair… yeah, dat’s her! Why do these chicks take up with bad bois so much older? It’s not like this fine sample of manhood is a Sugar Daddy ™.

  • Would not
    January 30, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Five kids at 23 she definitely makes good decisions. I’m sure the food stamp money is going right in the kids college fund. Disgusting that taxpayers have to support her and her kids. No consequences for poor planning or decision making, yup just have another kid. Forced sterilization please.

    • Would not
      January 30, 2019 at 3:28 pm

      For both of them

  • The Endangered Mullet
    January 30, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    It was always kind of trashy up here. It’s just a different kind of trashy now.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 30, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    She’s a Pig Bitch. Pig alert! Piggy.. Oink! Selling stamps. Oink! Love dirty dick… Oink! Smelly crack..

    • WPWP
      January 30, 2019 at 4:43 pm


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 30, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Take em to the vet and put em to sleep

    • Tom Blackburn
      January 30, 2019 at 3:54 pm

      Couldn’t agree more. Trump needs to mass exterminate anyone and everyone that’s on food stamps. MAGA!

      • InsertScreenNameHere
        Lord Jeffery Amherst, 21st century version
        January 30, 2019 at 5:56 pm

        Nah, here’s the humane plan:
        1) End food stamps and replace them with government-provided food (make sure to go heavy on the chips and soda, lots of processed foods full of sugar and cholesterol, as much as they can eat)
        2) Load up said food with high-dose contraceptives and other life-shortening chemicals as a bonus.
        3) Sit back and let the problem resolve itself

      • Imma Sikayooz
        January 30, 2019 at 10:22 pm

        So you are a BLM liberal posting in the comments? Ohhhhh I get it. You’re acting! You think you are helping your cause by posting this shit on the site. Genius….absolutely wonderful.

  • Y
    January 30, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    NH is slowly becoming the ratchet capital of the country.

    January 30, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    I wouldn’t – I like nice teeth. Those got hit wit a baseball bat.

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      January 30, 2019 at 3:10 pm

      was thinking the same thing like a jeckyll and hyde scenario when she smiles. friggin mouth full of candy corn…yuck. this is what happens when you eat gravel as a child.

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