Social Justice Warriors

Crazed Feminists Ironically Scream At Newburyport Cop To Arrest Male Fupa Who Hit One Of Them With Their Own Sign At BLM Defund The Police Rally 


Newburyport is 93% white, and just 1% black. Naturally then it was the perfect spot for a black lives matter protest, just without any black people. Unfortunately for them some guy with a male fupa ruined the protest, which was led by high school girls, by taking one of their signs and hitting them with it. The students got ahold of a detail cop nearby and demanded that he arrest the male fupa, not seeing the irony of protesting on behalf of an organization that wants to abolish the police and prisons. They claim, without evidence, that the cop asked them why they wanted his help if they wanted to defund the police, at which point they began filming and lost their minds. Watch this video and try not to laugh. If she deletes it I saved a copy.

This is the sound of what irrational, entitled screaming white girls sound like when they figure out why getting rid of police is a horrible idea.

“He literally just assaulted her. Why are you a cop if you’re not gonna do your job?”


“He assaulted her. He literally just grabbed an innocent woman. What’s wrong with you!? That is a crime. That is illegal. And it’s your job to do something about it.”

“He assaulted a woman. Smacked her in the fucking face.”

“Fuck you dude, what’s your badge number? You see somebody get assaulted and you do nothing? You say defund the police then?”

“Where’s your mask? You’re a fucking child. Jesus Christ!”

Pro tip – if you want people to take you seriously, don’t scream and don’t have purple hair.

I’m not gonna crap on and expose these girls because they’re in high school and don’t know any better. But their parents have completely failed them. If my kid ever shrieks at a police officer like that, demands his badge number, and tells him to do a job that he literally just did (arrest male fupa), then they’re gonna get a stern talking to from Daddy Turtleboy.

I highly doubt the cop said that in those words, but even if he did, who cares? It’s hilarious and ironic that they’d ask for a cop the second they ran into some trouble. The moment a white woman experienced a problem their immediate reaction was to call the police. If the cop made a comment it doesn’t matter because he ended up doing his job anyway, and arresting male fupa in all his glory.

That man just screams SEX.

The commentary on the Newburyport Facebook group where they organized the protest is priceless too.

White northern Becky’s who say “y’all” and “folks” will be forced into labor camps when I become emperor.

Mandy here wants to defund the police based on a video in which a police officer did his job, presumably because she prefers a scenario in which women are on their own when they get attacked by violent men.

But Gwenna Emerson wants to take it one step further and abolish the cops.

If her name sounds familiar it’s because she was featured on TB last year after I infiltrated a Mount Holyoke College Facebook group and found out that she was one of several women planning on disrupting a Western Mass Police graduation ceremony.

Then there was the follow up blog about her Mom after Heather Emerson called me racist and blamed me for the fact that her cabbage patch crotch fruit was unemployable.

So yea, the fact that this chick who has always hated police, despite having the privilege of growing up in a wealthy beach town where she was featured in the Huffington Post for going clamming, is the brainchild behind “abolish the police,” is the least surprising turn of events ever.

“We learn something new every time we come, like how to open clams,” said Gwenna Emerson, of Newburyport.


Now she wants the cop to be “named and shamed” for doing his job, and claims that the cops work for her because she pays their salaries.

Newsflash – you don’t get to say you pay cops’ salaries if you live with you Mom and pay nothing in taxes.

Of course she’s going to school to be a social worker, and has never had a job before, but that doesn’t stop her from being an expert on how to handle situations like this one. I’m shocked these girls didn’t call for Gwenna or another available social worker instead of a cop so they could talk to male fupa about his feelings. Aren’t social workers supposed to be ideal for situations just like this one?

Someone did recognize Gwenna from Turtleboy and she did what people always do when they get outed by TB.

The usual meaningless gibberish from children.

“I was doxxed.”

No you weren’t.

“I got death threats from white supremacists.”

No you didn’t.

“TB is a child molester.”

No I’m not. But you sure look like someone who has a lifetime ban from Chuck E Cheese.

The Newburyport News ended up writing about it, but she didn’t approve of the coverage because they didn’t mention what the cop said, even though it wasn’t recorded on video.

But then some “reporter” showed up and said she wanted to smear the cop.

“Love this generation, they are passionate and they ACT!”

Oh fuck off. You’re the problem Deirdre. Stop telling these kids that they’re special. They’re not the least bit interesting or revolutionary. They’re joining a cause that’s endorsed by Netflix and Chick Fil-A. That’s the least cool thing you can possibly do. They don’t “act.” They throw tantrums like the one seen in that video. Stop telling kids that simply trying something (protesting) means they’re good at it. Not everyone in their generation hates the cops, and they’re certainly not “passionate” about this. They have no idea what BLM even stands for and they were thoroughly exposed in their own video for being frauds.


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50 Comment(s)
  • Agent Provocateur
    July 1, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Imagine being detained by a guy barefoot in sandals ? If that was me he would’ve in very short order heard the crunching of those oh so delicate foot bones. Shame on FUPA guy for not being more aware.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    June 30, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    I’ve been here for years but I still don’t know what a FUPA is. Somebody please explain.

    • Dick LaBone
      June 30, 2020 at 3:36 pm

      CS, from the Urban Dictionary:
      Fat Upper Pussy/Penis Area. Most commonly pronounced foopa, is a multi-functional word to describe a person of larger stature, with a more pronounced or “padded” upper genital region.
      I guess all the cool kids say it…

  • Steve Gostkowski
    June 30, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    If only the field goal posts were spread as wide as that beefy, simple-looking broad’s eyes…

  • Human Heart
    June 30, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Defund fat chicks! For everyone’s safety!

  • Yoda
    June 30, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    The gaslighting is strong with Ma Dukes

  • Rockets Redglare
    June 30, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Holy shit look at her first picture. If that’s not the look of demonic possession I don’t know what is. Here comes the pea soup puke…

  • randiguy2006
    June 30, 2020 at 11:24 am

    Look at that fat old white guy.

    Perfect symbol of the dying breed.

    • WTF
      June 30, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      No doubt he is a registered sex offender who also wants the police abolished

  • don
    June 30, 2020 at 10:56 am

    apparently none of these white BLM agitators have never been punched in the face. if they did then they wouldnt be so mouthy. when and if the police ever get abolished those are the first victims. people from all over the country would come into her state and hunt these idiots down just for being as stupid as they are. they are screaming for attention, but when they get it, they will not want it. this is what happens when you get college kids that have never been brought up in a big city. you get prissy little transgender people that scream like little children until they get their faces beat in. mark my words, the black people will/are going to harm these people eventually. and we will be sitting there laughing at them. gwenna with her five-head is soon going to have 12 crotch fruit with multiple black guys. you can tell. no white guy would lay pipe in her so she has to feel loved by another species. in time they will all grow up and see just how stupid they are for doing this. i just cant wait to watch the hunting on tv when it starts. i will be making bets.

  • Truth
    June 30, 2020 at 10:52 am

    Child Abuse isn’t limited to spankings. If this is how you raise your child, you are guilty of child abuse.

    • Dad
      June 30, 2020 at 12:44 pm

      Truth you have to get up with the times. In TBS speak it’s known as child amuse…

  • Philadelphia Collins
    June 30, 2020 at 6:40 am

    Watcha lookin at my gut fer?

    • Bubbles
      June 30, 2020 at 10:16 am

      What’d you just call me, ya Mustard Tiger?

  • Get These White Bitches A Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato STAT!
    June 30, 2020 at 12:54 am

    The WWW (woke white women) is the modern day KKK.

    • Blacks hate whites
      June 30, 2020 at 9:11 am

      The best/worst part about it is that black women hate white chicks. Hate them with a passion. All these fucking stupid high school and college Karen’s are going to get a rude awakening when shaniqua punches their lights out for talking with a brotha. Liberalism is a mental disorder that manifests in self destructive behavior and all these bitches have it. Their parents should be beaten with huge black dildos for being fucking pussies.

  • Smile for the camera
    June 30, 2020 at 12:05 am

    Wow, what an apparent comment on high school life. The woman in the hockey outfit (last photo) seems nice, attractive, and innocent for the most part. I assume she was a high school freshman when the photo was taken. But fast forward a few years to the first photo, the high school freshman has been through hell and, well, seems to still be there. She must have at least a few good lawsuits against someone for what happened to her. Some kind of ongoing PTSD. I don’t think any cop ever did anything bad to her, but someone sure did. Geez, I barely know what the story’s about; the pictures say enough.

  • Jerome Howard
    June 29, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    Hey Moe, She’s looking at where we are!
    Why you knucklehead, she’s looking at where we were!!!
    woo Woo woo woo woo Woo woo

  • North of the Border
    June 29, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    Personally, I want to see that little butterball Gwennie grow up to be a social worker, and because they are performing all the functions the po-po used to do, her first call is to “de-escalate” the naked 6’8″ meth freak covered in shit and welding a samurai sword.

  • greg skinner-goldblatt
    June 29, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    gwenna is a disgusting ugly slob

  • North of the Border
    June 29, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    Tik Tok Teens = 2020 version of the Klan? Or just a bunch of brain dead little Chinese drones?

  • Y
    June 29, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    • Judge dread
      June 30, 2020 at 5:16 am

      Excellent video.

      Top 3 gaslights in our (assuming gen x as last) generation:

      1. 9/11
      2. 2008/2009 economic collapse

      and the mother of all of them:
      3. COVAIDS

      9/11 didn’t lock down our economy on purpose. 2008/2009 didn’t either. this is willful destruction of our economy to blame a sitting president of the united states. isn’t that sedition or treason? or both?

  • Y
    June 29, 2020 at 10:43 pm

  • Susan B. Anthony
    June 29, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    Hello this is Susan B. Anthony. I’m just writing to admit I’ve made a grave mistake getting the right to vote for women. How do we go back?

  • Do The Reich Thing
    June 29, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    First, thank you Hugh for your service. Glad you returned home brother, I knew someone who was lost during the first Gulf War.

    Ok, so defund/disband the police? Fine, the Newburyport PD should announce effective Friday they all resign. All calls can go to your city government. NO outside PD will respond. Make is so its publicly known its open season in Newburyport. I’d have no problem at a bare minimum walking around certain residential streets w/ a bullhorn and fireworks at 1am. I bet half these fucktards cross the street when they see the 1 black guy in town coming their way.

  • Hugh Mungous
    June 29, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    I’m starting to think my service in Iraq and Afghanistan was for naught …

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 29, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    MY EYES!!!!!! I can’t unsee these pigs…..

  • Norm
    June 29, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    Socials workers! Who knew? If only Social Workers landed on Normandy on D-Day, the war would have ended sooner. We should send those ass-kicking, magical Social Workers over to Afghanistan.

    Um…..if they won’t respect and obey armed police officers, why would they listen to Social Workers?

  • Bob
    June 29, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    BLM protest, LOL……Drop off a few busloads of black people in Newburyport and let them roam free for a few hours. Newburyport people would shit their fucking pants and call the cops immediately at the very sight of it. Also, go easy on Gwenna – looks like the poor thing has Down’s Syndrome 🙁

    • Bill Clinton
      June 30, 2020 at 1:26 pm

      If she doesn’t swallow I’ll just come on the window and let nature take it’s course

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    June 29, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    Oh no ! Not another summer place to cross off my list. You don’t have to defund the police. Believe me when they see these fools coming they’re gonna vamoose. Then all the little virgins are going to get bent over fire hydrants and nobody’s going to stop it. Too bad. So sad.

  • infidel
    June 29, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    In her summer dress, she looks hot.
    The way she looks over her glasses at me is very attractive.
    I like big girls, so deal with it.
    I can overlook the inner crazy women and see the outer beauty.

  • Sum Yung Ho
    June 29, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    This bitch: “Daddy, I wanna be a feminist when I grow up”.

    Daddy: “Pick one honey, you can’t be both”.

  • Funny Phil
    June 29, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    This girl should go live in Roxbury or Lawerence. Put your money where your mouth is go out to eat at a black or Hispanic restaraunt on a Saturday night instead of eating at Michael Harbor side. I love Newburyport beautful town . It’s a great town because of their police . Thank god for them because I hate having a panhandler hustle me out in Boston every time I go out. When she becomes a social worker she will realize she will need the police because she will be going into some fucked up situations like DSS. Better become friends with them then hate them .

    • What a pack of frauds
      June 29, 2020 at 8:41 pm

      I wonder if any of these ugly psycho bitches realize they’re checking a stereotype box when they choose social worker as their future. Wouldn’t you think some of them would catch on and choose other life goals?

  • Fart Blaster
    June 29, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    Holy dogshit, she looks like an ugly boy in drag.

  • kmarko is gay
    June 29, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    “White northern Beckys who say “y’all” and “folks” will be forced into labor camps when I become emperor.”

    Finally someone else notices this. Fucking enraging.

    • Barry Sotero
      June 29, 2020 at 8:56 pm

      What’s wrong with constantly saying folks?

    • Orion
      June 30, 2020 at 8:14 am

      Anybody not from a southern accent state that says ‘”y’all” un-ironically needs to be fired out of a howitzer.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    June 29, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    That guy should have hit the girl with his belly, not a sign.

    June 29, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    ROFL replace her quote about “Asian shore crab” in that shitty news paper article with welfare losers and you have the same thing happening on land!

    “The ‘citizen science’ angle is the work they do with the WELFARE LOSER,” Lisa Hutchings said. “The thing about invasive LOSERS is that most are exotic and non-native. They reproduce much more frequently than native creatures, and out-compete and displace them. The WELFARE LOSER lays up to 60,000 eggs at a time, up to five times in a WALMART ; we went out and collected 22 of them in one hour.”

  • My brain hurts from that shreiking
    June 29, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    Wow, they can get a bunch of anti-police blm protestors to be a witness to a cop hurting their feelings. Well then I’m sure it happened exactly like they said it did. No bias from that group.

    Hilarious that they fail to see the humor, irony, hypocrisy in their need for the police.

  • Y
    June 29, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    “Tik Tok Teens mean business”!
    You’re a fuckin moron.
    Tik Tok is Chinese propaganda.
    I hope they steal your info and hack your bank accounts.

  • Steve A. Dorr
    June 29, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    #1) People named “Mandy Linehan” should not use words like “y’all”, mkay?
    It’s called ‘appropriation’ and it is NOT cool, mkay?

    And B) Just because Gwenna looks like a bag of farts doesn’t mean she sucks…no…wait…

  • Orion
    June 29, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Of course this freckly cheesehog with a “fivehead” is studying to be a social worker.

    • Do The Reich Thing
      June 29, 2020 at 7:42 pm

      That is a six head

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    June 29, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Ugly fat and stupid, grows up in a lily white suburb. Hoe she gets more hate mail

  • hartf811
    Lê Đức Thọ
    June 29, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    By tonight you will have officially received at least 1 death threat.
    Another notch on the bedpost of SJL, you fat little twerp.
    There will be no negotiation.
    Round table demanded.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    June 29, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    White female woke twats are the scourge of society.
    ” Defund the police !!!!”
    Something happens??
    “Where’s the police !!!”
    Liberalism is a mental disorder.
    Laugh at these people.
    When you see them?
    Laugh at them!
    It’s a mental illness….. without a cure.

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