Newburyport is 93% white, and just 1% black. Naturally then it was the perfect spot for a black lives matter protest, just without any black people. Unfortunately for them some guy with a male fupa ruined the protest, which was led by high school girls, by taking one of their signs and hitting them with it. The students got ahold of a detail cop nearby and demanded that he arrest the male fupa, not seeing the irony of protesting on behalf of an organization that wants to abolish the police and prisons. They claim, without evidence, that the cop asked them why they wanted his help if they wanted to defund the police, at which point they began filming and lost their minds. Watch this video and try not to laugh. If she deletes it I saved a copy.
This is the sound of what irrational, entitled screaming white girls sound like when they figure out why getting rid of police is a horrible idea.
“He literally just assaulted her. Why are you a cop if you’re not gonna do your job?”
“DON’T YOU FUCKING ROLL UP YOUR WINDOW!! THAT IS AN ASSAULT!!”
“He assaulted her. He literally just grabbed an innocent woman. What’s wrong with you!? That is a crime. That is illegal. And it’s your job to do something about it.”
“He assaulted a woman. Smacked her in the fucking face.”
“Fuck you dude, what’s your badge number? You see somebody get assaulted and you do nothing? You say defund the police then?”
“Where’s your mask? You’re a fucking child. Jesus Christ!”
Pro tip – if you want people to take you seriously, don’t scream and don’t have purple hair.
I’m not gonna crap on and expose these girls because they’re in high school and don’t know any better. But their parents have completely failed them. If my kid ever shrieks at a police officer like that, demands his badge number, and tells him to do a job that he literally just did (arrest male fupa), then they’re gonna get a stern talking to from Daddy Turtleboy.
I highly doubt the cop said that in those words, but even if he did, who cares? It’s hilarious and ironic that they’d ask for a cop the second they ran into some trouble. The moment a white woman experienced a problem their immediate reaction was to call the police. If the cop made a comment it doesn’t matter because he ended up doing his job anyway, and arresting male fupa in all his glory.
That man just screams SEX.
The commentary on the Newburyport Facebook group where they organized the protest is priceless too.
White northern Becky’s who say “y’all” and “folks” will be forced into labor camps when I become emperor.
Mandy here wants to defund the police based on a video in which a police officer did his job, presumably because she prefers a scenario in which women are on their own when they get attacked by violent men.
But Gwenna Emerson wants to take it one step further and abolish the cops.
If her name sounds familiar it’s because she was featured on TB last year after I infiltrated a Mount Holyoke College Facebook group and found out that she was one of several women planning on disrupting a Western Mass Police graduation ceremony.
Then there was the follow up blog about her Mom after Heather Emerson called me racist and blamed me for the fact that her cabbage patch crotch fruit was unemployable.
So yea, the fact that this chick who has always hated police, despite having the privilege of growing up in a wealthy beach town where she was featured in the Huffington Post for going clamming, is the brainchild behind “abolish the police,” is the least surprising turn of events ever.
“We learn something new every time we come, like how to open clams,” said Gwenna Emerson, of Newburyport.
Now she wants the cop to be “named and shamed” for doing his job, and claims that the cops work for her because she pays their salaries.
Newsflash – you don’t get to say you pay cops’ salaries if you live with you Mom and pay nothing in taxes.
Of course she’s going to school to be a social worker, and has never had a job before, but that doesn’t stop her from being an expert on how to handle situations like this one. I’m shocked these girls didn’t call for Gwenna or another available social worker instead of a cop so they could talk to male fupa about his feelings. Aren’t social workers supposed to be ideal for situations just like this one?
Someone did recognize Gwenna from Turtleboy and she did what people always do when they get outed by TB.
The usual meaningless gibberish from children.
“I was doxxed.”
No you weren’t.
“I got death threats from white supremacists.”
No you didn’t.
“TB is a child molester.”
No I’m not. But you sure look like someone who has a lifetime ban from Chuck E Cheese.
The Newburyport News ended up writing about it, but she didn’t approve of the coverage because they didn’t mention what the cop said, even though it wasn’t recorded on video.
But then some “reporter” showed up and said she wanted to smear the cop.
“Love this generation, they are passionate and they ACT!”
Oh fuck off. You’re the problem Deirdre. Stop telling these kids that they’re special. They’re not the least bit interesting or revolutionary. They’re joining a cause that’s endorsed by Netflix and Chick Fil-A. That’s the least cool thing you can possibly do. They don’t “act.” They throw tantrums like the one seen in that video. Stop telling kids that simply trying something (protesting) means they’re good at it. Not everyone in their generation hates the cops, and they’re certainly not “passionate” about this. They have no idea what BLM even stands for and they were thoroughly exposed in their own video for being frauds.
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