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Crazed Real Estate Agent And Former Turtlerider Has Been Harassing Both Uncle Turtleboy And Me For Months, Threatens Other Agents, Attempts To Take Out Criminal Harassment Charges Because She’s Clearly Confused

I wasn’t going to do this, but this story has become too crazy to keep to myself anymore. Meet Yvonne Amagliana, or as some of you may have known her, Von Collette.

Maybe you recognize her, maybe you don’t. She’s the unhinged looneytoon who used to COMMENT AGGRESSIVELY IN ALL CAPS and weird poorly written sentagraphs all over TB blog posts on Facebook, professing her love for Turtleboy. Now listen guys, if you love our blogs, thanks. I love you, too. If not, that’s also cool. I enjoy your hate and vitriol. But if you feel the need to MAKE TURTLEBOY YOUR LIFE IN ALL CAPS, you’re fucking crazy. There’s no way around that. It’s not normal, well adjusted behavior, and for your own benefit I highly suggest you get a hobby. Even as, as someone who blogs for Turtleboy, have hobbies – but we’ll get to me later.

Anyway….apparently at some point Yvonne had a falling out with another Turtlerider, which has exactly nothing to do with me, or Uncle Turtleboy, or anyone, for that matter. It did, apparently, have something to do with Yvonne’s unconventional practices as a realtor, which for some reason include threatening other agents with ALL CAPS riddled, barely intelligible Facebook messages.


When confronted about her batshit crazy behavior, Von did what any sane, rational induvidual would do, and doubled down on the crazy:

Despite being met with a pretty reasonable response from her client.


And what they’re discussing there, with another realtor named “Maria”? Yup, Von was a total unprofessional douche to a seller’s agent, too.


Thus costing her client the house. I can’t possibly understand why, though, because don’t all good negotiations involve the words “slum town”? So, I suppose the static between Yvonne and her former client and fellow Turtlerider makes sense. And the static between her, Ryan Winslow, and Maria Acuna….well it doesn’t really make that much sense, but they were forced to deal with this broad in some capacity. I guess Von enjoys hitting the sauce pretty hard, too, and when confronted about it and the effects it was having on presumably everything, shit really hit the fan.


But how do Uncle Turtleboy and I fall in to all this, besides this bitch’s weird Turtle obsession?


Well, we really shouldn’t. But one night all the way back in late January, Uncle Turtleboy started getting drunken, angry and threatening phone calls from Von on her personal cell phone. No, he never gave her his number, and no, it wasn’t invited. Apparently she was upset with both he and I, because she had attended the court date we had attended with Rian Waters, on behalf of the blog and Samantha Cardin, the domestic violence victim he was frivolously and vindictively suing. Apparently, Von felt we did not give her the amount of attention she felt she deserved. Let me reiterate here:


I’m not a celebrity. I’m just a normal person, and I drove nearly three hours from home after working my day job in the morning, to support the blog I write for and the victim I was assisting. I wasn’t there for a meet and greet, and we don’t owe anyone anything. I love interacting with people – I tend to say I don’t have fans, I have friends. But when I’m three hours away from home on a week day in a court house in Springfield of all places, with a family at home, I can’t linger. That’s common fucking sense. Why it suddenly turned in to a huge issue, I don’t know, but I imagine it might be the Pino this chick is slamming back that causes a loop of circus music and rage to continually play in her head. I don’t fucking know.

Hot chicks are always the craziest!

Oh, and she even brought Uncle Turtleboy a gift. Check it out!

Totally normal thing for a middle aged woman to do. Nothing to see here.  But her feelings on her reception, in her own words:

And apparently, she sent in a blog, which I wasn’t even aware of until after this entire debacle.

I read it afterwards, and it was objectively terrible. Really, really bad. Which happens, normal people take the L and move on. But Von isn’t normal, intelligent or sane. She’s a roller coaster of insanity that I never, ever voluntarily bought tickets for, and wanted off of immediately.  Instead I got message after crazy message,


Including these absolutely bananas voice messages:




She seems really nice. Real loss that we didn’t put her on the team. I sent a wellness check over to her house that night (she has a kid who is unfortunately subjected to this shit), and moved the fuck on.


So why am I talking about it now? Because she hasn’t moved on. She’s emailed Uncle Turtleboy to try to get on the team doing sales.

Hard pass.


She’s emailed Uncle Turtleboy accusing him of emailing her, because she is such an abject crazy moron that she doesn’t understand what “spam mail” is.

She’s messaged me on my personal Facebook page, threatening to out my identity and bringing up my kids.

Like that’s even a threat. Listen, you numb cunt – I outed my damn self. I’m a person, a regular person. My name is Kate. No, I’m not a feminine alter ego of Aidan Kearney’s, and no, I’m not fucking afraid of you, or anyone else. Here I am, come and fucking get me. If you’re a nosey little fuck and want to follow me on Facebook, have at it.

I’m boring, and I’m underwhelming, and my anonymity was never a source of some sort of power online – it’s because who I am doesn’t matter. Only what I write, as little or as much as it may matter to each and every one of you people who keep coming back to read it. But my identity sure as fuck isn’t going to become some sort of leverage for a crazy old hag who feels the sting of rejection. I beat you to the punch, cunt. Enjoy.

Oh, and her latest and greatest bag of tricks is pulling a page out of the Rian Waters/Michael Gaffney playbook, and attempting to take out criminal harassment charges on us, for all the contacting her we HAVEN’T been doing. So, congratulations, Yvonne Collette Amagliana, you’ve found yourself in some superb company there. A woman beating, dog killing pubestacio and a narcissistic, philandering failed politician. Fine crew.

I said I’d never write about this cunt, but she pushed it too far. I hope you’re happy now, lady. You should’ve just moved the fuck on, because the rest of us sure did.


57 Comment(s)
  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    My mom?
    June 3, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    This is just absolutely poor taste TBS should be ashamed

  • TBS only takes one side to story... pathetic
    June 2, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Oh! I see. She is the crazy realtor who got their home bid WON. With $1.00 deposit and all closing costs included. Literally I got them a beautiful home for$1.00 out of pocket(but I SCREWED them out of money? Ya okay!!) * Please note, Melyssa Taylor was NOT her client. Her kind, hard working tax payer fiancee was the client. Melyssa was fired from her job and living off government housing…(getting EVICTED) real shocker huh? Since she, Melyssa, has ” so many friends” of hers being blogged about, by TURTLEBOY. Her words, not mine. You know what they say about the crowd you keep! Just saying! She won her house in WARE. Due to bad home inspection and a demand list as long as guttermuppets. Her agent was seeking the one VALID ,opposing detrament that would lose their government backed USDA HUD loan. Bad roof. With the pressures of her insane, association with the agents clientelle. Melyssa was NOT her client. The fiancee was. Respectfully, one would think she and her previous baby daddy we’re buying the house. As he, her baby daddy was alongside her at home inspection, while she hid from smoking cigarettes from her REAL daddy, while conuddling outside, smoking butts with her baby daddy. Shhhh….melyssa is so “STRAIGHT OUTTA TURTLBOY”. SHE was afraid to let her real daddy know she smokes cigs…and Not all she smokes dear ole dad. As for 2nd house she allegated and alluded to losing out on. Again, a lie. No offer was submitted. Due to previous,failed home inspection and lack of funds. A second showing “soft inspection” was conducted. Showed mold. Despite the fallout between agent/client. Agent conveyed buyers concerns. Sellers of home did a mold test. Agent, willing to to fulfill her fiduciary obligation, despite disparaged ways. Sent info along to past client. To proceed in anyway they desired. No strings. So, ya…. Melyssa Taylor had a shit-bag agent according to her
    Mind you ..their 3rd agent since 3 months before myself. God only knows the torture they went thru. Hey…let Ryan have her. Maybe he can fear into buying a home with his special agent skills of assault with weapon and vandalising homes. Hey Ryan, and #laerrealty, will you sell my home? Oh btw, #ryanwinslow be careful what ya wish for. You’re apart of “turtleboy Domino realtors”. Clearly, Unc has a beef with realtors. Levine SOLD him his home… look what he done to him. Look at me and Dutra ..now look at you. Good luck buddy… I’ll check in next may to see your stance you pos…hard-up shark!!

    • Dan Sullivan
      June 2, 2019 at 8:30 pm

      It’s almost impossible to understand your post. Would you like to meet for dinner and risque photos?
      I have a mortgage and I’m a grown man

    • Melissa Taylor
      The “ ex clients ex junkie wife” bahahhahahahhahha
      June 2, 2019 at 8:38 pm

      Omg Von you’re so dumb. Anyone that knows me knows why I got fired ….. bahahhahaha . I work 3 jobs to support my kids that yes live at home with me , they’re very happy and guess what …. I do art projects with them instead of forcing them to sit at a table in front of laptop while I chain smoke , drown my sorrows in Pino and wallow over my kids that left me. Wait do you hear that ? That’s hypocrisy . How’s the husband ? Didn’t he get fired the exact time as me ? Yet here I am with 3 jobs and he’s collecting unemployment living In a house that YOUR ESTRANGED father bought while your driving the brand new car your father also bought. You truly are delusional . Who cares if I live in housing , it was the best move for me and my kids and guess what IM PAYING MY BILLS . Stop acting like no one tried to help you and your drinking …. isn’t that why this thing between you and I blew up? Also you were my second realtor , who the fuck cares? Also a side note , I wish I got welfare, that would be great . The state aid I do get is Masshealth which I would recommend you doing the same , I’m pretty sure it was you who was too proud to get masshealth and who’s kid went without the proper heath care because of it.

    • Melissa Taylor
      Melyssa St.Pierre ( Taylor )
      June 2, 2019 at 9:23 pm

      Another side note, why the fuck do you keep mentioning my kids father ? It’s not like my husband didn’t know he was at the inspection, my ex and I have 2 beautiful boys and we get along great . That’s called co parenting at its best. I know it’s something you know nothing about since your ex jumped on a plane with your kids and never looked back. I don’t know why you think me having a good relationship with my ex is so crazy…. we have kids together so we make it work. He had the right to know where and what condition the house his kids would be living in looked like. What’s wrong Vonnie to scared to comment in the actual comments?

  • Try Getting My IP Suckas
    June 2, 2019 at 10:09 am

    This lady may be all the things you claim and that she appears to be, but you guys mishandled the situation. When you are public figure, particularly in the entertainment industry (which you two are), you have to accept the fact that you will have to interact with fans. Pros do this gracefully. You did not. You should accept fan gifts politely. Food gifts should be discreetly disposed of later after you have left the fan’s presence. You insulted this woman.

    I hope you learned your lesson on this one. Without the fans, you would have nothing. Even the crazy ones.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Duncan MacGregor
    June 1, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    I’d like to cuddle with her, she has lovely eyes and teeth

    • Duncan MacGregor
      June 2, 2019 at 8:34 pm

      and maybe coat her face with baby batter

  • Snap Crackle Cuckoo
    June 1, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Too bad it is only her point that is mute!

  • randiguy2006
    June 1, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Jesus Bristol, be careful she sounds truly unhinged.

  • mike hunt
    June 1, 2019 at 7:21 am

    didn’t Ryan get kicked out of his office in Holden for harassing other tenants there? Pretty sure he has harassed other realtors to the point of a restraining order.

  • Guess who? OG Riders will know
    June 1, 2019 at 12:53 am

    This is so crazy and I have SO MUCH INPUT but Ill keep it short.

    #1 last summer, one of the last times I saw Manch in person I said ” Aiden really needs to just out himself everyone knows and they’ll support him” to which she replied HE COULD NEVERRR!! (Then bam, tell all book!!)

    & #2 Manch expressed the dire need for bloggers and I no word of a lie, swear on my child’s eye sight said ” He should reach out to Kate Peters she’s got the TBS voice and shes amazing at trolling ppl!” (Things I learned from that satire page you made and called
    “montana/Alabama/etc and they called you on live) which she also replied oh hell no to… Which confused me cuz even back then I was like na she’s a bad ass bitch

    Either Im a psychic or I read too much TBS lmfao . .

    Also when I saw Von’s “board game” via group chat prior to the court hearing … I felt second hand embarrassment!! Im so fuckin happy you touched on that!! Veeerrryyyy …. Random???

    So it’s long over due but I LOVE U KATE PETERS ( in a non weird way lmao) & we needed you long before this! So blessed to have you on board!!! KEEP IT UP!! IN CAPS LOCK FOR VON!!

  • WuTaint Clam
    May 31, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    She did prevent those people from buying a house in Ware. Unless they needed to be close to the methadone clinic they’re going to be thanking her one day.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    May 31, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    Oh poor uncle turtle turd is being bullied by a woman again because he us a fucking pussy ,, give that bitch my ip address already

  • Mom's Basement
    May 31, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    You can’t trust realtors. I like to play this little game where I take all the free real estate magazines at the supermarket so I can look at the pictures of hot real estate ladies. By chance I happened to actually meet the hottest one in person and she was like 30 years older than her picture. Apparently it’s not just the houses that get misrepresented.

  • Jack D Ripper
    May 31, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    She seems lovely. I’m gonna take her home to meet the family.

  • Wwy
    May 31, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    America got there asses kicked in Vietnam but if Rambo makes ya kikes feel better,lol.

    • WWY sucks BBC
      May 31, 2019 at 9:08 pm

      Not until 1995 did Vietnam release its official estimate of war dead: as many as 2 million civilians on both sides and some 1.1 million North Vietnamese and Viet Cong fighters. The U.S. military has estimated that between 200,000 and 250,000 South Vietnamese soldiers died in the war.May 23, 2019.
      58000 US soldiers died.We left Viet Nam when a democratic congress defunded it.
      Direct U.S. military involvement ended on 15 August 1973 as a result of the Case–Church Amendment passed by the U.S. Congress. The capture of Saigon by the NVA in April 1975 marked the end of the war, and North and South Vietnam were reunified the following year.
      We are taught that it was a resounding loss for America, one that proves that intervening in the affairs of other nations is usually misguided. The truth is that our military won the war, but our politicians lost it. The Communists in North Vietnam actually signed a peace treaty, effectively surrendering.Jun 23, 2014
      WWY is a dumbass cocksucker that takes it up the ass on a daily basis. He is too stupid to realize the difference between “there” and “their” hey WWY my lawn needs raking, wanna make 10 bucks you worthless cocksucker?

      • Wwy
        June 1, 2019 at 12:49 am

        You poor thing I feel bad for ya.

      • Wwy
        June 1, 2019 at 12:53 am

        Vietnam is one word there smucko good spell check,America got there asses kicked in Vietnam God loves some people more.

        • randall fagman
          June 2, 2019 at 8:27 pm

          My german shephard wants to fuck you in the ass. Where can we meet cuckboy?

  • Jack
    May 31, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Photoshopped to the max, scary too!

  • Alan
    May 31, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Yeah, I definitely have a thing for Bristol. Beautiful, smart, funny and clever. God broke the mold on this one.

  • Yowsah
    May 31, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    How am I the first to comment on what a hottie Bristol is? I loved you before, girl, but I think I love you even more now.

    May 31, 2019 at 2:47 pm


  • Reader reader
    May 31, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    C’mon, Sol, if you’re using a desktop and can’t read the screenshots, then I certainly hope you don’t drive. Admittedly, some blogs’ shots have been a challenge, but these were nice and sharp, even on an old iPhone. And they’re HIGHLY entertaining. Use your browser’s magnify function and give ’em a read. I’m sure you won’t be disappointed.

  • MILFmanJack
    May 31, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Like to see how her ass looks, but I’m pretty sure I’d fuck the crazy right out this bitch.

    • bigdaddy
      May 31, 2019 at 2:57 pm

      Thats a whole lot of crazy Are you really up to it ?

  • z
    May 31, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    As Rambo said:

    “I could have killed ’em all, I could kill you. In town you’re the law, out here it’s me. Don’t push it. Don’t push it or I’ll give you a war you won’t believe. Let it go. Let it go.”

    Not really sure which side I’m saying that to. Maybe both. Poking crazy may be crazy.

    • Y
      May 31, 2019 at 1:32 pm

      I got you:

      • May 31, 2019 at 1:48 pm

        Obviously I am, in fact, pretty crazy myself. I like to think of it as the fun kind!

      • Gfys
        June 3, 2019 at 7:00 pm

        My favorite movie scene. Much like Rambo. This best describes situation at large.

    • Jefe
      May 31, 2019 at 2:09 pm

      I watched First Blood last night as well.

      • z
        May 31, 2019 at 3:07 pm

        Brian Dennehy did such a great job in that role, I hate Brian Dennehy to this day because of the way he treated Rambo. Serious. I hate a guy for doing for portraying a character like he was paid to do.

        Rambo is a cartoon character, but the sheriff is someone we’ve crossed paths with in our lives who are complete dicks. It has nothing to do with law enforcement. I think the phrase “He has a punch able face.” fits.

        • Y
          May 31, 2019 at 3:20 pm

          I feel that way about Kevin Bacon from his roles in the River Wild and Sleepers.

          • z
            May 31, 2019 at 5:28 pm

            KB in RW , one of the IMDB reviews

            I’m not sure, but I don’t think there is a bigger compliment that you can pay any actor but to say that his/her performance was bigger than the movie itself. It seemed to me that Kevin Bacon was not acting. That Kevin Bacon IS as mean and cruel as the character he portrayed. I cannot see Kevin in any movie without thinking of his performance in River Wild because I really think you’re seeing the real deal. Because of that, Kevin was one of the most terrifying movie characters that I have ever experienced.

            I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks like that.

      • Gfys cont
        June 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm
  • His momma
    May 31, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    Poor Melyssa Taylor on the West Brookfield EMT. She just wants to buy a friggen House in shithole Ware! Guess that’s what happens when you deal with people out there…

    • z
      May 31, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      In East Brookfield they just arrested a guy for flying a helicopter with no license.
      “I didn’t know I needed one.”
      He lost his license in 2000.
      In 2000:
      “According to the complaint, Mr. Santonastaso said he could not have stolen the helicopter because at the time of the theft he was part of a clandestine team of operatives performing “black ops” overseas. The complaint said Mr. Santonastaso eventually pleaded guilty to larceny.”

      They march to the beat of a different drummer in the land that time forgot.

  • Louis G
    May 31, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    i forgot to add. the first message she left is gold i really needed a good laugh today

  • Louis G
    May 31, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    im still not exactly sure what this chick is all upset about but as I imagined Bristol is beautiful!
    also can the extra blurry screen shots be replaced with something readable?

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    May 31, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    I think we have a case of the “snapper” is after the “turtle”.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 31, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    The all caps and weird font on her texts are a tell…. but that is whole nother level of crazy.

    Am i to understand she tried to meet you at court with some sort of cookie cake??

    • BTC Fan
      May 31, 2019 at 4:31 pm

      It looks like a homemade tic-tac-toe game, with green Turtleboy pieces, and the blue ones are Rian’s face, believe it or not. They actually look just like him and I think that part of it is hilarious.

  • time to go
    May 31, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    wow, so you say she has a problem with drinking and you feel bad for her, yet you write a post about her. You all have written posts about former employees as well as turtle riders. I think it’s time to stop the bus and get off.

    • VonMiler
      May 31, 2019 at 1:58 pm

      Von, is that you? If so, please get some help.

      • Bret
        May 31, 2019 at 3:56 pm

        I hate your name as a raiders fan, but I hear ya…lol
        She might have snapped.

        • May 31, 2019 at 4:00 pm

          If not then, she probably has now!

  • Just a thought
    May 31, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    Therapy NOW YVONNE

    And kudos to Ryan Winslow, well handled!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 31, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Mental as fuck.

    Still would.

    • Wade Boggs Taint
      May 31, 2019 at 1:48 pm

      Same. She strikes me as the type who’ll fuck your dick off .

  • Y
    May 31, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    Snap crackle SOLD, more like Fruit Loops.

    • Y
      May 31, 2019 at 12:50 pm

      Whatever (772) you do, do (242) NOT call YC (1732)

      • Monsterrod von Hugenstein
        June 1, 2019 at 9:18 pm

        Yeah, how the fuck did Kellogg’s not sue her into the shadow realm?

        Also, Kate is a stone cold stunner.

  • Alyssa Lungarini
    May 31, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    We are all TB. Kay/Bristol/whatever. Your blogs are fucking awesome

  • Instead of posting all those screen caps
    May 31, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    Just post microscope slides from the Smithsonian’s Cambrian collection. They’d be more readable.

    Other than that, hello Kay.

  • sol rabinowitz
    May 31, 2019 at 11:39 am

    i skip over the blogs that are all screenshots of texts. im on a desktop and its too fuckin much.

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