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Crazy Bitch Jen Royle Is Doing Crazy Bitch Things Again By Trying To Get A Boston Nurse Fired For Making A Joke About Jen Calling The Cops On Other North End Restaurant Owners


Guess who was up to her old tricks over the weekend?

Everyone’s favorite train wreck business owner Jey Royle. The blue checkmark former media personality turned mentally unbalanced restauranteur who has a tendency to shame people for using gift cards to her restaurant and doxes anyone who leaves a bad review.

In the latest episode of Jen Royle does crazy bitch shit on social media, someone posted about the FBI being in the North End and asked if Jen called them about tables not being six feet apart, since she’s previously admitted to doing this to another business owner. A local nurse responded jokingly that Jen probably called the feds since she thinks she owns the North End now and made a crack about Jen not finishing culinary school. Of course Jen couldn’t ignore this comment from a stranger who she doesn’t follow and decided to lose her Goddamn mind as usual.

“Best restaurants in the city.”

Girl, you make strangers sit together to eat the eggplant casserole you made, and you rely on Dale Arnold, Jerry Thornton, Christian Fauria, and Tony Mazz to buy your overpriced shit and tweet about it in order to get free advertising.

This time she vowed to find out where the woman worked (a hospital) and began relentlessly harassing them about the horrible injustice of an employee joking about Jen’s insane antics on social media.

She eventually found out that the woman works at Boston Medical, where unlike Jen she’s been busy saving lives and making a difference in her community.

When the nurse protested Jen did what any rational person would do and called her a complete bitch.

As usual, people attempted to tell her that it’s demented for someone with 40,000 followers to use her platform to post the personal information of someone for simply making a comment on Twitter. But in typical Jen Royle fashion she doubled down and refused to admit she did anything wrong.

And in the ultimate twist of irony she bragged that same night that she doesn’t rat on people.

Because Jen Royle is a lot of things, but she ain’t no mother fucking snitch!

Except for that time she snitched to the authorities about outdoor seating at other restaurants, or the time she snitched to a hospital about an innocuous comment made by a nurse on Twitter. Other than that she ain’t no rat. Plus her staff loves her. Even ask her.

The fact that no one has taken away this woman’s phone at this point is criminal. Doesn’t she have any friends who can help her out? This is almost abuse at this point.


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68 Comment(s)
  • Cancel Me This
    August 7, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    She makes that face every time she pulls a crap out of her underwear.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    August 7, 2020 at 10:45 am

    I don’t give a flying fuck if she’s got the best food in Boston….. I wou,d never eat there because you never want crazy cooking your food. That could go sideways real quick. I would love to hear from some of her employees or ex-employees. If she let’s her crazy-bitch flag fly so openly, just imagine her after-hours nuttiness. Or her back of the house wackiness during shift. Someone please secretly record her. (All of you who have ever worked in the industry know what I’m talking about. She’s got to be padded cell, straight jacket wearing, thorazine popping nutty)

  • Turtz McGurtz
    August 6, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    That might be the devil

  • Dale Arnold
    August 6, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Hi my name is Jen own restaurant in North End ..never marriage , no kids ..ok looking for early 50’s have two cats …..that mean bat shit crazy …old term from NESN …hit and run …

  • crazy is as crazy does
    August 5, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    person 1, Whole family went out for dinner last night and we got the Royle treatment.

    person 2, Oh that’s great so the food and service was really good?

    person 1, No, this rabid owner named Royle came to our table shouting her head off, took video while shouting I’m gonna make ya’ll you-tube famous, then she started throwing dishes at everyone, before a couple guys dragged her away.

    person 2, That’s crazy, I thought you meant Royal.

  • Cheddah
    August 5, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Oh man.. I do get a kick out of Jen’s rollercoaster personality, but I think she might have fucked up real bad here..
    Restaurants in the North End do in fact look out for each other and if this snitch story somehow turns out to be true, she’s done..
    She still looks good, but will she look as good in a few years after the amount of stress she’ll deal with when her business goes under? Can she win people over with her bubbly psychotic personality somewhere outside of Boston? I’m not sure..

    • Frank Rizzo
      August 5, 2020 at 10:24 pm

      Still looks good CHEDDAH? Are you shittin’ me!!! HHAAAHAAA, she’s a fukkin’ homely cunt!!! Luv, Frank

  • Loonies and Toonies
    August 5, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    She looks like a crazy bitch and crazy bitches suck a good cock. I’d have to be drunk tho

    August 5, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    So while everyone is distracted with Karen’s and BLM. Our elected officials whom we have allowed to govern our laws and lands give us empty words and false narratives. Our people, citizens of this once great nation, whether, brown, white, black, yellow or green, man or woman, young, or old are being tasked with carrying the burdens and struggles while the people WE put in place do nothing. We will give them our silent conformity while they take another paid vacation. I ask you all when is it enough?

    • Indigo
      August 5, 2020 at 9:43 pm

      No shit where’s the soros funded protests against our “leaders”

      • Monicca
        August 5, 2020 at 9:46 pm

        Riding that credit karma dick to a 1300 a month mortgage… duhhh

  • Orion
    August 5, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    Wow, what a cunt! She goes wu-tang on someone who justifiably criticized her… and admits they were right about what they said? Am I reading that correctly?

  • Veg-o-Matic
    August 5, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    Jen does her best work on a Mushroom Cap. She’s very gifted in that regard.

    • I think shes called the slurp o matic
      August 5, 2020 at 9:58 pm

      Nasty bitch. Karmas coming and she’s a bitch

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 5, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Thos woman is about 46 and still somewhat attractive. Everyday she will get a little less attractive. The only thing left with be some crazy psycho that used to look hot. Tick tock Bitch!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 5, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    True story, my buddy was fucking her years ago and she didn’t like that she wasn’t the only one so she blew him up on twitter. Doxxed the shit out of him, so she has been a fucking rat for years.

  • Scarface From West Boylston
    August 5, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    She loves the Bolivian Marching Powder.

  • Cvs coupons suck
    August 5, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    40 not married no kids attractive at one point in life. Means Crazy

    • Never. Ever. Dip.
      August 5, 2020 at 3:31 pm

      Means if you do fuck her, if she even lets you, wear a rubber and go anal. Also skip her a morning after pill to make sure of zero chance of pregnancy. If some poor bastard knocks this bitch up she’s the type to get a lawyer and judge to get 99 percent of what the father owns and earns. All for one lousy orgasm. But again. Never ever dip your wick in crazy.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    August 5, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Someone order a lobotomy with a black pepper grinder and a corkscrew?

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 5, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Before embarking on a journey of petty revenge… always dig two graves.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    August 5, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Jen looks like the last shit I took.
    A fallopian tubeless cunt!
    At least Alex Cora had a starfish
    cave to warm his thumb.

    • Napoleon dynamite
      August 5, 2020 at 3:22 pm

      Cora is a well known creeper !!!! Ask people in the restaurant bar business

  • Hate Women
    August 5, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    You need to doxx her and post everything you find.

    • Done with this shit
      August 5, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      You mean, like she’s middle aged, unmarried, and last known address is 274 bunker hill st in Charlestown? That kind of doxxing?

  • Sane Sociologist
    August 5, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    When the women who got by in life did so with their tits and their ass discover their tits and ass doesn’t get them treated like the Titan of Humanity they thought they were…and they have to make it on their non-physical attributes alone…

    That’s when the fun really starts. I suspect we get a lot of Karens this way: Ladies rapidly losing their fast ball, so they have to come up with some total junk to stay on top.

  • Hajii
    August 5, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Immodest harlot Jen Royle must be buried up to her breasts and stoned to death for her sins against the Holy Prophet, may peace be upon him. This blasphemous heretic has abandoned the teachings of our peaceful religion, and her cooked dog and Shawarma tastes like shit, so the Mullah says crush her skull. Allah be praised!

    • george costanza
      the angry taint
      August 5, 2020 at 7:10 pm

      ahahahaha my new favorite poster.

    August 5, 2020 at 12:59 pm

  • Chimpouts are legal in NYC
    August 5, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Out-of-state travelers could face up to $10,000 in fines if they break New York City’s two-week quarantine rule and checkpoints will be set up at entry points into the city, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced Wednesday.

    No need to worry. He wont arrest any chimps for looting shooting assaulting burning or murder.

    • NYC build a wall
      August 5, 2020 at 1:11 pm

      And they won’t arrest any conservatives because we don’t want nothing to do with New Jack City.

    • Snake Plissken
      August 5, 2020 at 2:38 pm

      Only De Blasio would put check points going into the city. He should go to Alaska to fish for the salmon heading down stream.

      • Deflateddoritodinks
        August 5, 2020 at 6:31 pm

        And he is very optimistic about staffing them with administrative police department volunteers. Third prize for not volunteering is you’re fired.

    • Punny Pete
      August 5, 2020 at 3:31 pm

      Corpses CAN travel without penalty…because they lie “in-state”

  • Not guilty
    August 5, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    If she’s one of the few still in business running a restaurant in Boston in these times, she’s doing pretty well. If I were trying to keep a restaurant going, I’d have jumped out of a window months ago. And no free points for the nurse simply because she’s a nurse.

    • Done with this shit
      August 5, 2020 at 5:26 pm

      She hasn’t handled the shutdown well. She went on a rant about people using gift cards for her restaurant, purchased by customers. She thought they had no right to use them, even though they were already paid for. I guess she though those were just free cash for her, in these trying times.

  • Charlie Parker - Motivational Speaker
    August 5, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Jen you are a nasty bitch and you could write a book on “How to fail at customer service”.

    I would rather eat a 5 day old hot dog from 7-11 than visit your restaurant.

  • ElJefe72
    August 5, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    I think Jen and Kathleen (from the Cat Cafe) would make a great business parntership!

    • ElJefe72
      August 5, 2020 at 12:23 pm


    • ElJefe72
      August 5, 2020 at 12:25 pm

      Jeez, and I meant Diane from Purr Cat Cafe, not Kathleen. Kathleen is the person that didn’t understand the the cafe has NO CATS!

      Not enough coffee for me today.

  • Crispy C
    August 5, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    This girl needs a large serving of comeuppance in a hurry.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 5, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    Jens vagina was probably tight and had the proper PH balance back when Ronald Regan was in office but now she’s just got a dried up clam with extra flaps hanging out. Sad old lady.

    • North of the Border
      August 5, 2020 at 8:41 pm


      Make sure there’s some horsey sauce oozing out the sides to give it that extra realistic look.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    August 5, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Never change, Jenny baby. I love this side of you.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 5, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) As demented as she is, she must at some level comprehend that her best years are well behind her.
    2) Whenever I want to see “Fat Girl in Tight Leather Pants”, I check her Instagram.
    3) She was never very good looking, and now she’s just fucking weathered.

    • Coloredblacknegroafricanamericancowboyofcolor
      August 5, 2020 at 3:02 pm

      Ridden hard and hung up wet as the cowboys would say

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    August 5, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women created by, go, you know, you know the thing”

    Join us.

  • everything that's wrong with hot women
    August 5, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    WOULD Jen Royle… with a burner phone, fake name and a mixture of fear and pleasure.

    WOULD the nurse… and do my best to create a positive solid future with her.

    • Cheddah
      August 6, 2020 at 12:49 am

      Probably my favorite most logical post on here. Good work.

  • Face down ass up
    August 5, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    I’d fuck her if she let me. Face down ass up of course. Need a ball gag in her mouth or her face in a pillow. I don’t give a fuck about whatever stupid shit she has to say. Just Wana dump a load up her cunt.

    • Richard Ramirez
      August 5, 2020 at 2:08 pm

      Remember…The brown eye is the best part.Clams are a dime a dozen.

  • WeRFucked
    August 5, 2020 at 11:50 am

    I think she’s cunty.

    That’s everything I like in a woman.

  • How’s the food?
    August 5, 2020 at 11:47 am

    Is her restaurant any good? Has anyone ever been there? Does she treat her employees well? How’s the customer service?

    • I'll the train wreck parmesan
      August 5, 2020 at 12:07 pm

      Doubt she treats anyone well, bipolar is never nice. She’s got SJW BLM freakout written all over her, she has to splain her crazy somehow. “I’m crazy cuz I care” fuck off lady!

  • Joe Biden
    August 5, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Jen, this is Joe Biden. I’ll give you a nice massage and rub down if you promise to vote for me to be senator on Super Thursday.

    • Ayanna Pressley
      August 5, 2020 at 11:45 am

      This is Ayanna Pressley. Jen you have amazing hair. Would you consider getting a haircut and donating your hair to locks for life? I could use a new wig. Never had hair like yours glued to my bald head before.

  • Mr. Ed
    August 5, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Jen is an anti-Trump person. Which is ironic because she is just like him with the way she Tweets and acts. I actually follow her and Trump on Twitter, and to be honest I love the shit show both display on a regular basis. It’s good entertainment.

  • Never dip
    August 5, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Jen is pretty hot looks wise. But remember. Most liberal women are ugly. All liberal women are insane. Never dip. I would never her give me a hand Job though. A hand job is still a job. I’d nut all over her liberal titties.

    • Bill Clinton
      August 5, 2020 at 11:49 am

      This is Bill Clinton. I mostly agree to never dip in a liberal. That’s why I never fuck Hillary. Would a blowjob count? It’s not sex. Does Jen have a nice box to stick my cigar in while she sucks?

      • Jeffrey Epstein
        August 5, 2020 at 11:50 am

        Bill, I thought you wanted to visit my island again and go for much younger girls? Isn’t Jen a little old for your liking?

        • Maxwell
          August 5, 2020 at 11:51 am

          Jeff and Bill, perhaps the waitstaff at the resturaunt Jen runs will
          Be more to your liking. Your scout and pimp, Maxwell

            August 5, 2020 at 11:54 am

            This is Hillary. Bill let me know who knows about this, we can’t have loose ends. Maxwell and Jeffrey , delete your emails regarding this. I already deleted 33,000 of my emails.

          • Vince Foster
            August 5, 2020 at 11:55 am

            Do what ever Hillary says. She means business.

          • Seth Rich
            August 5, 2020 at 3:17 pm

            …oh boy.

      • Monica Lewinsky
        August 5, 2020 at 8:44 pm

        Bill, this is Monica. Thanks for the protein shake Straight from the tap. Tasted great and helped me grow strong. PS you never sent my blue dress out to be dry cleaned and have the stain removed.

  • Micropenis man
    August 5, 2020 at 11:40 am

    She laughed at my tiny peepee, but she still got on her knees in a dirty alley behind Bovas.

  • C U Next Tuesday
    August 5, 2020 at 11:40 am

    This C U Next Tuesday is the same gal that when she was a kid would tell “teacher teacher this kid is breaking the rules”. Tattle tales if the tables in a restueraunt are 5.5 feet apart instead of 6.

    Be sure to report her ass for any stupid thing she does wrong.

    And act like she doesn’t exist if she harasses you. It really pisses these idiots off when you ignore their bullshit. They go off the deep end.

  • WTF
    August 5, 2020 at 11:39 am

    Why is mental illness so damn ‘chic’???

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